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komakesthings · 3 months
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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
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ssavaart · 3 months
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"As you wish..."
Another little gouache painting I did from the Princess Bride.
Done on 6x6 inch aquabord back in 2014 (wow... that was 10 years ago?)
Sending Big Hugs from the Hobbit Hole. ♥♥♥
Scott
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strawlessandbraless · 2 months
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I need another ‘you’re not crazy’, maybe that would fix me
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zepskies · 3 months
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As You Wish
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Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader
Summary: When Dean agreed to watch your favorite movie with you, you didn’t think it’d come with live subtitles.
AN: Here’s a little something in honor of Dean’s birthday! If you haven’t seen The Princess Bride, do yourself a favor. 🥰
Word Count: 600
Tags/Warnings: Fluff, and nothing but the fluff. (Established relationship.)
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“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!” Dean says, right in time with the iconic swashbuckler on the screen, complete with his best approximation at a Spanish accent.
You giggle against his side, hard enough to rock both of you on the bed. When he agreed to watch your favorite movie with you, you didn’t think it’d come with live subtitles.
“Are you gonna quote the whole damn movie?” you ask.
Dean brandishes an imaginary sword with his fist held out.
“HELLO! My name is—”
Biting your lip, you cut him off short by playing dirty. You wrap your arm around his middle and dance your fingers across his ribs. He’d never admit it, but he’s got sensitive sides.
He flinches and laughs on reflex. “Hey, hey! That’s a foul move!”
His arm tightens around your waist while his other hand closes around your wrist. You try to grapple with him, your bare legs tangling with his pajama-clad ones, but you both know it’s a losing battle.
Dean gathers you tighter against his chest and traps your wandering hand.
Huffing another laugh, you relax again. His heart clips at a faster pace under your ear. Your hand smooths up his chest and finds its way up the back of his neck.
Dean can't help it. He lets out a contented hum when your nails give his scalp a little scratch.
For a moment, his attention drifts away from the movie and down to you. He spies the soft edge of your smile, feels your hair starting to itch against his arm, your soft curves under his hand, pressing against him.
You two don’t get these quiet days often, but he wants to make sure you get some rest. You, Sam, and Dean spent about three straight weeks in a row with back-to-back hunts, and the last one had really taken it out of you. So now, Dean’s satisfied to see you so relaxed. Happy, even.
Yeah. You really do seem to be as happy as he (secretly) feels.
Sometimes, he finds that part hard to believe. If you could want this with someone like him, then maybe…maybe he doesn’t screw up all the time.
Dean tunes back into the movie just in time for Buttercup to jump out of the window in her pretty white dress. She and Westley join Fezzik and Inigo on white horses, and the couple shares the kiss that left all the others behind.
Dean glances down at your face. He’s amused by the way you’re eating up all this sappy rom-com crap. Your eyes are shining with unshed tears. He ducks down to press a kiss to your forehead. 
“You just spring a leak over anything, don’t you?” he teases. You shove at his chest with a halfhearted hand.
“Only over the good stuff,” you retort.
He accepts that with a chuckle. When the credits start to roll down the screen, he reaches for the remote and searches for the episode you guys left off in Game of Thrones. You tap his chest.
“Hey, wanna go out to dinner tonight?” you ask. A warm smile plays on your lips. “Just you and me?”
Dean blinks. He doesn’t remember the last time you two went on an honest-to-God date. No time, no privacy, always something evil on your asses…
A decision made in his mind, Dean gives you a smile back. He brushes his thumb across your cheek.
“As you wish,” he says.
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AN: 😘 Hope you liked this one!
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ystrike1 · 18 days
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As You Wish, My Lady - By Songjoo Yoo (8.5/10)
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A creepy, freaky Cinderella story. Resentment flows like water in this one. The yandere is classically yandere, but he is also insanely chaste. Content to serve and let his wife spend his money and travel the world, while he works. Love doesn't have to be part of the deal, but if she wants him in return well....that changes things. He gets worse.
A six year age gap.
Mental issues.
Both of those factors are Kind Of A Big Deal.
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Jinha originally thinks the princess his grandfather brings home is annoying. Their relationship is rather toxic. Hyun Eunseo clings to him. She begs for attention. She wants to play....but it's because her entire family died. She's not processing the trauma well, and Jinha is acting like a willing butler.
Jinha only becomes attached in return after she is kidnapped. He leaves her alone in a park, in a moment of frustration, after playing with her for hours. When her fate was uncertain he cried, and cared, for the first time.
Jinha is some sort of sociopath. He's pretty good at hiding it, but his fake mask is an open secret in the Cha family circle.
When Hyun Eunseo grows older her relationship with Jinha gets...healthier! Much healthier in fact. They become great friends and Hyun Eunseo trusts him BUT it is strange. Jinha treats her like his boss when she's around. He does it because Grandfather Dukman expects it.
Hyun Eunseo is the daughter of his Master.
It doesn't matter if Hyun Eunseo is a penniless seven year old orphan. She is the Master. The Princess. The Mistress, and Grandfather Dukman ensures she is treated as such.
The Hyun Princess causes friction, because this is a modern day story. Dukman's obsession with serving some Russian family that died in a car accident is freakish. Freakishly pure, and it's even odder that his servile behavior was passed down to one of his grandsons.
Hyun Eunseo never gets to live a normal life, and it is downright terrifying.
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The Cha and Hyun family lines could not be more different.
Eunseo is the daughter of some fancy rich Russians. They were old money. Crazy old money. As in they were old money enough to sponsor children as servants. Old enough to donate their fortune to the poor out of guilt because their power definitely came from improper places.
Dukman was one of those servant children.
Hyun Eunseo's grandparents saved Dukman from certain death in the wintery slums. Dukman was, quite literally, the most loyal dog of all time. He worked like a slave for the Hyun family, and he downright worshipped them.
He's not totally nuts. Dukman was released from his servitude when he had enough skills and experience to start his own life. The Hyun family did not actually "own" him, and they were famous for their philanthropy. Hyun Eunseo is the third generation...that hasn't accomplished anything yet. She was barely seven when her philanthropic parents died. Her wealthy grandparents were already dead, and the Hyun's weren't crazy wealthy by that point.
Hyun Eunseo had nothing.
Dukman became a rich man. He has a large family and an even larger company. When Hyun Eunseo was left without a guardian he immediately stepped in.
He told his children, and grandchildren, to bow down to the Hyun princess.
Naturally, most of them hated her on sight. An orphan girl is one thing. An orphan girl that can order you around is another.
Dukman spoils Hyun Eunseo as well. Everyone knows he loves her more than his biological grandchildren.
...even more than his actual children.
Dukman is a strange kind of creep to deal with, because he's not a pervert. He's just biased. He loved and worshipped the Hyun family. He naturally assumes that Hyun Eunseo is naturally superior to his family, and by extension himself and his blood.
It's a VERY old fashioned way of thinking that causes alot of trouble.
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Namjoon is the second son's son. He's a little older than Hyun Eunseo but....
Oh oops I'm moving too fast let me explain.
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The grandson who marries Hyun Eunseo will take charge of the company. Dukman built and enormous empire, and he wants Hyun Eunseo to live in comfort and pleasure until the day she dies. He also does...selfishly desire a great grandson of mixed Cha/Hyun blood.
Hyun Eunseo gets along with him great! They have a very loving grandfather/granddaughter relationship. The circumstances are so dang weird though it's hard not to hate Dukman.
Namjoon tries to use Eunseo to inherit the company. He doesn't care about her in the slightest. Not even as a sister or a friend. He lies to her face and he talks shit behind her back...
....and suddenly his life is ruined.
Grandfather Dukman disowns him. He does it because Namjoon tried to hit Eunseo, but he also does it because Namjoon has been spending company money on escorts. Alot of it.
Jinha provided pictures of those escorts. No one can prove he's the one who released them online but....yeah.
Jinha is a smart and capable stalker. He's been keeping tabs on his entire clan, in order to protect Eunseo.
He has dirt on all of them and he does plan to use it if the marriage competition gets violent.
It's even more awkward because poor Eunseo is AWARE of the situation. Like, she knows it's a marriage of convenience. It's what her grandfather wants. A marriage with no prenuptial arrangement. Guaranteed money. So she can live like a princess even after he dies.
It's an open secret.
After Dukman dies Hyun Eunseo suddenly won't be a rich girl anymore. Namjoon is just one of many examples. Namjoon's parents don't think Eunseo should get a dime of the family fortune.
Eunseo feels obligated to marry because Dukman did make her a princess. It's realistic and painful. She really loves him, so she's willing to endure his traditional ways.
Jinha is mostly just...there in the background being creepy for the first thirty chapters.
It's really awesome!!!
Super tense!!!
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Seungyeon is the third grandson. He's a volleyball player that could go pro....but his parents want him to marry Eunseo for power. His parents think volleyball is silly, and they're awful towards him because he's less obedient than the other grandsons.
Eunseo loved him innocently.
Seungyeon played with her feelings, and he slept with lots of girls to feel superior.
He did it all because he loved Eunseo, and he hated her at the same time.
Falling for Eunseo for real means he has to give up everything. His dreams, his sporty friends...freedom.
Dating Eunseo means marrying Eunseo. Dukman would never allow them to casually date.
Seungyeon does and says terrible things, but it's because he was never allowed to have a normal relationship with Eunseo.
Dukman formally announces that Eunseo will be choosing a grandson soon.
The pressure is on.
Eunseo does talk about her love for him, and how much it hurt her....and he doesn’t seem to care.
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Jinha offers himself up, on a silver platter. He says he is the natural choice, and he will let Eunseo live like royalty for the rest of her days.
He gets mad when she cooks, because his wife should not work.
He makes a room in their apartment her piano studio, even though her fingers were mangled in an accident. All so she can play simple songs for him, and enjoy the hobby she used to love in private.
He's considerate and insanely handsome, so she falls in love with him. She decides to forget about Seungyeon, because she wants to value herself more.
Here's the problem.
They sleep in separate bedrooms.
After six months the marriage spirals.
Eunseo finally asks him why he will not be intimate with her. Even if she flirts. Even if she bluntly asks.
The insanity is jaw dropping.
Grandfather Dukman told his grandsons to "save their purity" for the Hyun princess. Yup. Another open secret. The family has always known that wedding Eunseo is the key to power. Dukman has been drilling his grandsons about "how to be a good husband" since they were in high school.
Here are the rules for marrying Eunseo:
- Don't make her work.
- Your money is her money.
- She's more important than you.
- Stay a virgin if you intend to marry her.
......
There are eight Cha grandsons. 5 removed themselves from the battle because they were too old for Eunseo, or too afraid of the rules.
Seungyeon is a playboy, but Dukman was willing to let it slide if Eunseo wanted him as a trophy man.
Namjoon pretended to be "pure".
Jinha really is pure.
Jinha tells her he won't sleep with her until she's more certain of what she wants. He doesn't want her to sacrifice her body out of obligation. (She originally wanted to study abroad before Dukman told her to get hitched.)
Jinha tells her to fly around the world without him, and bang other men if she pleases.
He doesn't want to tie her down, after all.
They are family, but his position is service. He is her husband second, and a source of income/stability first.
Absolutely frickin wild I could not believe what I was reading.
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Eunseo, obviously, freaks out and says she really does love him. Sure, she did marry him for convenience. She was scared to lose the only family she has after Dukman passes, but she realized that Jinha is nothing like Seungyeon. He is good husband material. She doesn't need to jet set with a bunch of models! She's more than happy to stay with him and discover love for the first time!
She says I love you.
Jinha becomes more honest, and some of the elder grandsons come forward to warn her about Jinha.
It's pretty bad. His stalking has been in her life since middle school. Broken arms. Poison. Threats. Beatings. He's done it all, and she didn’t know until now.
She takes it like a champ though. She has always known the Cha family is abnormal, and she loves Jinha because he treats her well. It's not just his looks and the money. She trusts him, and Dukman. Those are the two men she believes in the most, so she decides to let the violence slide....
.....most of the victims had it coming anyway.
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Eunseo is no sadist, but plenty of people have tried to take advantage of her. Jinha is the perfect yandere slave but there were just too many. He couldn't stop it all.
Jinha dated some girls to look more normal, and he accidentally dated a few that were obsessed with him.
One girl told Eunseo that the Cha family was just acting, and when Dukman dies she'll be homeless.
It scared her when she was 14. She moved in with a distant aunt. That family used her allowance from Dukman constantly while they ignored her.
Eunseo got tired of being ignored and she missed Jinha so she left. She told her aunt no more money! I'm cutting you off for taking advantage of me!
Then, aunties son smashed her fingers inside a piano as revenge.
Taking away her one talent, and her favorite hobby.
Obsession, and money.
Cinderella cannot escape the fire.
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Seungyeon tries to kill himself.
It causes the main conflict in the story.
Hyun Eunseo and Cha Jinha are married, which means Jinha is the new head of the family.
Seungyeon lost. His parents abuse him more. They steal his volleyball career with rumors and bribes, because he dared to not date the princess.
He loses...
Everything.
His first love, and his dream.
He cries and tries to get together with Eunseo, because she's allowed to have lovers on the side, and he wants that at least.
She says no. She has no intention of taking advantage of that particular polygamy clause.
He walks in front of an oncoming truck....after he destroys Eunseo's reputation.
It's unforgivable.
He says he's been her lover for years, and she married Jinha purely because he makes the most money. He tells a distraught grandfather Dukman that Eunseo played him. That he loves only Eunseo but she left him. Even though he was the one who ignored her confession to sleep with a bunch of women.
Dukman is at a loss.
He has already disowned one grandson.
Seungyeon is in the hospital. In a coma. It's hard to deny the evidence when he was spotted crying and clinging to Eunseo as well.
Hyun Eunseo loses every ally but Dukman and Jinha. Even Jinha's parents believe poor Seungyeon couldn't take the pain of being used for s**.
Jinha and Eunseo divorce.
She loves him. He's insane about her, but she does it because she hates the Cha family. She doesn't want to hate her grandfather, when he saved her. She definitely doesn't want to hate Jinha, so she leaves.
Grandfather Dukman gives her a massive allowance, and she does travel, but she goes to build a career. She gets work in America, and she enjoys being independent.
Four years later Grandfather Dukman calls and says he's ill. Eunseo immediately rushes home. Jinha's parents apologize to her. When she left their robotically perfect son turned into a violent drunk for a year. He's functional now, but the pain of the divorce proved that Eunseo can't be a bad person. Jinha really loved her....but then he went quiet.
He quickly entraps Eunseo, and he squeezes another love confession out of her.
Eunseo confronts Seungyeon, who admits his lies just to spite his horrible parents. Dukman finally disowns him for trying to ruin Eunseo's marriage.
Jinha and Eunseo remarry quietly.
The ending scene isn't another wedding.
It's Dukman in the hospital. Eunseo returned because he was sick. She planned to live in America forever, but Jinha told him to lie. He made it sound so innocent. He couldn't contact Eunseo, so he used his grandfather. Dukman was trying to distance himself from his little princess, but Jinha convinced him otherwise.
Also, he hired a guy to stalk her on his behalf in America.
This Cinderella story was inescapable from day one.
If Eunseo had chosen to marry another grandson Jinha planned to become her lover and steal her.
When she left he immediately started making plans for their reunion (after he was done being drunk).
Such a pure yandere is rare.
He became what he was raised to be.
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perfectlypanda · 6 months
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Zuko and Katara as Westley and Buttercup from The Princess Bride for Halloween. 🎃
♥ Please do not repost. If you like it and want to show people, share a link to this page instead. Thank you!
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cocksley-and-catapult · 3 months
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if it's not too much to ask please make cock and cat get a divorce. please do this even if they are not canonically married. pleas
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guided2girlhood · 7 days
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Forcefem Sleepover - Spicy Request
@sisssydanniiee aka Susanna showing his/her best angle here!
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bluescribble · 6 months
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day 21 - chains
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ssavaart · 2 months
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I got an email from Tumblr saying "You're on our radar" and I didn't know what that meant until I saw 5,000 new notes on my Princess Bride painting of Westley that I did back in 2014.
Wow. Thank you.
The Princess Bride is my favorite movie and I don't want to inundate you all with too much Princess Bride art, but, I did a little series of watercolor cutout "animations" back in 2022 and they're still some of my favorite things I've done.
I hope you like them.
Sending Big Hugs from the Hobbit Hole. ♥♥♥
Scott
PS. I'll post more of them if you'd like...
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riff with patrick in Orlando (3/15/2023)
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franksburritobusiness · 3 months
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put dennis renyold in jail jar like Cokroach .?
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yeah <3 there’s no air holes he cannot breathe
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balaenabooks · 10 days
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For the first time in quite a while, a thriftstore book haul.
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floralembarrassment · 11 months
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could you write james making a fool of himself trying to ask regulus on a date and barty and evan are mocking him
thank you 😊
hi! this has been in my requests for a while now and I just haven't been sure what to write for it. but inspiration peaked today my dear so you are in luck! hope it was worth the wait! with love
Ahoy (1/1) (jegulus)
"Who does this guy think he is, Ev?"
"Captain One Eye over here thinks he has a chance with our little Reggie?
"Oh very original boys," James said back, unimpressed.
But he didn't really have a leg to stand on. Literally and figuratively. James was standing in a small boat on the black lake dressed as a pirate. He had the idea after Sirius accidentally transfigured his leg into wood.
Now wearing a hat with feathers, draped with jewels, a sword, eye-patch and all, James was holding a map that marked Regulus as treasure and a small wooden sign stuck in the sand that pointed in the direction of Regulus wherever he went, that read, "this way to steal his heart."
It was quite the task to pull it all together, and getting Regulus to come down to the lake had been the hardest part.
But now he was here, staring at the elaborate scene James had caused and there was nothing he could do except try to hold his emotions in. But his eyes betrayed them, twinkling with glee.
A crowd of students was forming and James knew he just needed to commit. He was certain this would win Regulus over.
"I'm the dreaded pirate potter," James called out. "Terror of the seven seas!" He continued. People giggled but this only spurred James on.
"Yeah Dora the Explorer over here really has me shaking in my boots," Evan was tearing up.
"I'm here for my treasure and I'll take not prisoners, but anyone who stands in my way will not survive to be taken captive!" Evan and Barry fell over in a got of laughter after James said this.
"Like this guy could even take on tinkerbell!" Barty cackled. Even Regulus couldn't help but chuckle.
James jumped down from the boat, pulling out the sword and twirling it around a few times, ultimately fumbling and dropping it. When it landed in the sand at Regulus' feet, James fell to his knees.
"Oh my Prince, I'm here to save you and protect you from any other attempts at stealing the precious loot found within!" James said gesturing his arms wide as he looked up at Regulus.
"Pretty sure that chest is empty!" Barty and Evan called, laughing even harder at the joke they made in sync.
He offered his hand, "take my hand and I will give you my life!" James said his final lines.
Everyone waited with bated breath. It was only a few moments but for James it felt like eternity.
But then Regulus took his hand. Their eyes locked in on one another, and everyone else fell away for a moment as James kissed Regulus' hand. Regulus smiled warmly and that was all James needed.
But Regulus was just a cheeky, just as mischievous. And well, he wasn't going to let James have all the fun.
"Goodnight James, Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." Regulus said and then turned to walk away.
James fell to the sand and watched his love flee. But he knew now that he would have that treasure one day.
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cocksley-and-catapult · 6 months
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define the relationship between cocksley and catapult but in such a tiny font that the text is unreadable
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