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theinsomniacindian · 6 months
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"Love is what makes us human" Wrong, my ability to write poetry about the moon is what makes me human
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wolfstardaughter-jj · 5 months
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markeronacomputer · 15 days
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Mr. Lankmann sir why the FUCK are your arms white now
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crystallizedday · 9 months
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Soooooo
That DOAI CD AU, huh?
Y’all wanna know how the fuck it started? How Winfrey escaped with most of their sanity? How Lankmann survived?
WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK!!
FUCK YEAH, baby! I finally got this shit done!!
I also got some more ideas to help flesh out the world of this AU a bit, but uhhhh
Those can wait. Have heartbreak.
Because I’m evil like that.
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insomniatictrash · 2 years
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Do you accept requests? If so, I have weird one for you... I'll understand if it's disgusting for you...
Yandere Commander Erwin Smith really wants you to be with him. He says, he needs you more, than air, you are more important to him, than his duty to humanity. He threatens you and manipulates you. He manipulates his rank and position, he threatens with his titan. He is your Commander, you must obey his orders. Now, he's a colossal titan, he can crush the whole city. What's wrong with him? He's good-looking, he's smart, he has a rank. He loves you so much! He's the perfect man for you! You're perfect for him... After all, he loves you so much... With all his heart...
Oh honey this is no where near disgusting for me and I’m m so sorry it’s taken me this long to getting around to answering and writing it your request but without further waiting lets just get right into this.
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Pairing: Titan shifter!Erwin smith x Reader F!
CW: Threatening, mentions of blood, mentions of alcohol consumption, manipulation, yandere actions, stalking, mentions of stalking, sexual themes, sexual mentions.
Recommended song playlist
Madds Bucky— The Red Means I Love You
Nine Inch Nails— Closer
Jonathan Young— Hellfire
MINORS DNI! ANY AND ALL AGELESS BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED!
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Erwin could never seem to get his eyes off you. No matter how he tried to reason to himself that you were a small infatuation he never seemed to ever get enough of you. Even if drunk off his third bottle of any alcohol, no matter how much he drank you would always be on his mind, craving your gaze, your touch, the sound of your voice and oh how he wondered how it sounded to hear his name slip from those beautiful lips of yours through a moan. But there was something he could never seem to understand. Why didn’t you show signs of wanting him just as much? He was powerful, He held a status of commander of the scouts and was held at high praise. He had the power of the colossal titan and could wipe whole cities and civilizations at a moments notice if he so wanted and he could give you the whole fucking world no the whole fucking universe if you just even so asked for it. So why were you not falling in love with him?
What was holding you back from you loving him as much as he loved you? Or exactly who was the reason you didn't seem to show any expression of your love of him either? Just who did he exactly did he have to kill for you to love him as much as he loved you?
But he would watch you walk by and damn did he always seem for infatuated with you. His gaze his would never once leave your form or your hips. Watching them say from left to right with each step you took. It was entirely intoxicating to him. How he dreamed and wished he could hood your hips. Have his hands running up and down your body and hearing your moans, almost crying his name out from the pleasure and desperation. How he would fuck you so hard that you had tears running down your face and could no longer form complete sentences. How he yearned to hear your whimpers and moans from underneath him. The idea was seemingly the only thing that kept him functioning some days. He'd just have to wait till he had that day to do what he could only dream of to you. To make it all come to reality.
And little did he know he would have the chance to very soon.
Oh how he knew your schedule down the last second of it. How he knew by now you would be by yourself taking a small walk to clear your mind from the day, he could only follow you from a distance. But this day he felt bold. Oh yes how he came up from behind you without you ever knowing or suspecting a thing. Wrapping a arm around your waist and pulling you gently flush against his chest. Even through all these layers of your uniform how it sent him into a euphoric state even feeling your body against him. Being this close to get a proper smell of the shampoo that just seemed to fill his nostrils completely. It was so addicting.
"Do you mind explaining why you seem to be out this late?"
His voice broke the silence of the world around you. His voice being the loudest thing to compel you to turn your head from over ryour shoulder to get a better look of him. The light of the rising moon laminating him almost beautifully.
"Just decided to take a walk to clear my mind commander." You answered his questions. You had never truly thought that he would have feeling for you. Never in a million years at least. But to guess your commander had romantic feelings towards you would have never crossed your mind once. How could it? You were only a captain after all and he was the commander of the scouts after all. It could only seem like a dairy tale he would even begin to even feel anything for you.
"It doesn't explain why you didn't feel the need to say something of the manner to me sooner."
That made you start to question things. Sense when did you need to go to him and tell him of you taking a walk after hours? When did this start to happen.
"Well. I didn't want to—" you started to utter your response put but stopped one you felt his grip around you grow tighter. The warm feeling of his breath against your neck almost tickling it caused you stop speaking. Only for a moment but within that moment Erwin had taken the chance to pull you closer to him. Now your back fluch against his chest he took this opportunity to wrap his arms around you and hold you closely against him, as if he was going to refuse to let you go in that moment.
"Next time I would much prefer if you told me before hand of these little walks you did so I may accompany you. I wouldn't want some other man hands touch the womans body, whom love so deeply, would I?"
You blood ran cold. What did he say? Was this some joke? No matter as how hard you tried to process what he said the thought wasn't any less blurry to you. How did he know that? How did he know you were seeing someone else.
"Commander I don't—"
"I've been watching you for such a long time my dear. Is he what keeps you from being with me? Can he pleasure like you deserve? Can he make you happy like I could? Could he make you moan his name as loudly as he could?"
The feeling of your heart missing a best echoed through your ears. Trying as hard a stupid could you tried to pull out from his grip but it was useless. He was holding so tightly it would take more energy to try escaping his grip more than would take trying to fight him off into this moment.
"I dont— I—"
"There's no need to lie. I know everything my dear but I still can't understand why you'd choose them over me. I can offer you much more than they could ever and I could protect you with me entire life and give you the whole world. So why do you keep making the decision to go back to them each time when I could give you so much more then they could ever. Hell, I could even have you scream my name within a matter of mine so why, won't you be with me? I can do that so much better than they could ever and I can pleasure you like you never experienced my dear. So leave them. Be mine, if not then there will be consequences. So think wisely before you answer me my love. I want you making the best decision for all parties possible."
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My live can be summed up in an autobiography titled “reasons I belong to the spiral”
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namesconfuseme · 1 year
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ARCHIE ARCHIE
Aha
Okay so I have a magnus archives oc
I could spend hours talking about them but I won't (unlessss asked)
All you need to know is they are an avatar of one of the entities (you can guess) and are Elias GodChild . Why? Because its funny. Oh also they work in the institutes libary.
They have a crippling nicotine addiction, love poetry , the occult and architecture . Can't count and would sell their soul for noodles.
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I hope you enjoy their design as much as me.
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Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart review
   After almost a full year of waiting and hoping for an opportunity to obtain a PS5, I was finally lucky enough to rip space-time a new one in the long-awaited latest instalment of the Ratchet & Clank series - Rift Apart. Five years since the last game (and twelve years since the last full-sized game), Insomniac Games had a lot of hype to live up to. As far as I’m concerned, they’ve knocked it out of the park. In my opinion, Rift Apart is not only the most visually stunning game there is at the moment, but is also extremely fun and engaging, and a worthy continuation of my favourite series. Jumping back into this universe, blasting foes with an arsenal of crazy guns and flying to new, weird and wonderful worlds made me feel like I was back in the early 2000’s, battling Dr. Nefarious on my old PS2 again. 
   Rift Apart has a surprising amount of depth in its story. The Ratchet & Clank series often has some genuine emotional themes hidden beneath the cartoony, explosive style, especially in the more recent games that focused more on serious, character-driven stories. But Rift Apart in particular features a story dealing with trauma, low self-esteem, self-doubt and anxiety. Each of the four main characters deal with one or more of these issues when they are introduced, and throughout the game they help each other work through them while simultaneously trying to save the universe. I actually found myself relating to a few of the issues - worrying that you aren’t living up to expectations, constantly blaming yourself for everything, and so on. Even the main villain gets a bit of therapy - not that he actually believes any of it, which naturally leads to it biting him in the ass. Sometimes it’s best to listen when other people try to help you! In the end, the central theme of the story is that there’s no such thing as a “perfect version” of yourself; you’ll always have flaws and fears, and spending your life trying to get rid of them (or pretending they aren’t there) is never going to help. The trick is to acknowledge that your flaws are a part of you, and by learning to live with them (with help from friends), you can grow to live above them. Bit heavier than the ridiculous guns and goofy enemies make it seem, isn’t it?
   The game is very fun and engaging throughout, with a variety of enemies and mechanics that kept me on my toes for each level. The weapon selection was interesting and enjoyable to use; there’s something inherently hilarious about temporarily transforming the gargantuan final boss into a giant harmless shrubbery. Alternatively, you could use the game’s strongest gun to drop random junk on your foes, from exploding sheep to entire chunks of planet - or even drop stuff from other game franchises entirely, like a rampaging Thunderjaw from Horizon: Zero Dawn. Some of the boss fights can get a bit repetitive after a while after you’ve fought a rotation of the same three bosses a dozen times, and the game itself often holds your hand a bit too much which takes a bit of fun away from figuring out the puzzles by yourself.
   Rift Apart constantly throws new mechanics at the player, one after the other in almost every level. The beginning of the game is a rapid-fire catchup on the series’ staple mechanics like the Swingshot and the Magneboots. That said, I never felt confused or overwhelmed by the near-constant string of new gameplay tricks as they were well-tutorialised and ensured the player had plenty of opportunities to experiment with them on each planet. The controls are quick and responsive, although I did find myself getting caught on random terrain, props and NPCs every so often with the new Hoverboots, and the wall-running mechanic can get a little clunky sometimes. In a similar vein to the mini-planets from A Crack in Time, Rift Apart features small bonus challenge areas in each level called “rifts”. Each rift offers a unique challenge using the various traversal mechanics, and is a fun, short break from the main combat of the game. 
   Without a doubt, Rift Apart’s biggest strength is its’ absolutely stunning graphics. Making full use of the PS5’s power, Insomniac has crafted the most beautiful-looking planets in the game’s entire franchise. The cutscenes are rendered in-engine, and there’s practically no noticeable transition from cutscene to gameplay, creating a smooth continuous flow that truly makes you feel like you’re playing a game and watching a movie at the same time. A significant portion of my playtime was spent simply wandering around admiring the cities, swamps, oceans and plains throughout the game. Fittingly enough, Rift Apart is the first Ratchet & Clank game to feature a photo mode, and if you’re like me, you’ll be using it to create some wallpaper-worthy screenshots. 
   The game’s sound design is well done, making it easy for the player to recognise anything happening on or off-screen purely by sound alone. Each of the enemy types have distinct voices and tend to announce their attacks, and your various weapons all have their own unique sound cues for being fully charged, running out of ammo, inflicting their effects on enemies and so on. Some audio cues play from the controller rather than in the game, which did become mildly annoying for me after a while. Thankfully, there is an option to disable controller audio. While the soundtrack still doesn’t compare to David Bergeaud’s work on the first five games, the new composer Mark Mothersbaugh has combined the cinematic, orchestral-style music of the recent previous games with the more funky electronic music that Bergeaud used. The combination works surprisingly well, and I’m looking forward to seeing if Mothersbaugh continues working with Insomniac on future games.
   For the most part, the cast of characters in the game (both returning characters and new ones) have very good voice acting, though there are a few exceptions. Captain Qwark in particular has a rather jarringly different-sounding voice, due to the usual actor being too unwell to continue voice work. Thankfully, his role in the game’s story is greatly limited compared to his usual heavy presence. Besides that case, and the occasional line sounding a little flat here and there, I could tell that the voice actors were definitely enjoying themselves in this game. In particular, Jennifer Hale voices Rivet, one of the most prominent new characters, and her award-winning voice acting experience is on full display in this game. 
   Like most of the previous games in the series, Rift Apart offers plenty of replay value in the form of upgrading your array of weapons as well as continuously-looping playthroughs via Challenge Mode. One of the things I enjoyed most from the previous games in the series was the ability to grind out resources in an action packed, gladiatorial style arena mode. The arena was painfully missing in the previous edition of the series. Thankfully, Insomniac has listened and brought back a fan favourite. I spent hours in Rift Apart’s arena levelling up my weapons. Even repeating the same fight over and over to grind Raritanium was fun. Challenge Mode also makes self-imposed challenge playthroughs easy to start, like a perma-death run or single-weapon runs. However, longtime Ratchet & Clank fans such as myself will be disappointed to see the absence of two particular staples of the series: skill points and an Insomniac Museum. The lack of an Insomniac Museum is especially disappointing to me considering the rather lackluster Museum in the 2016 game. Exploring the Museums throughout the series was always one of my favourite parts of the games, so Rift Apart loses some points for leaving that out.
   As I said before, Ratchet & Clank is my favourite game series (I even watched the movie), and I was beyond excited when a new game was announced. Even the sheer unlikelihood of actually getting a PS5 to play the game didn’t slow down my hype. As such, I had a lot of high expectations for Rift Apart. Despite some (admittedly minor) nitpicks I had about a few clunky mechanics here and there, the final product still remains one of the best games in the series, and a necessity for any PS5 owner. The lack of skill points and an Insomniac Museum do hold the game back from beating out A Crack in Time as my favourite in the series, and I was a tad disappointed by the absence of an option to freely switch between the two playable characters in the postgame. That said, the breathtaking graphics, smooth gameplay and sheer fun of Rift Apart easily makes it the second-best Ratchet & Clank game - and believe me, that’s high praise indeed. 9/10.
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theinsomniacindian · 5 months
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Indian Chaotic Academia Pt. 1
Wanting to wear jumpers and hoodies but changing your mind after looking at the daily temperature
Scoring 97% in English in your board exams but your spoken English makes you sound like you are an illiterate crackhead
Messy yet (somewhat) intelligible handwriting
A weak spot for old Bollywood songs regardless of your personal taste in music
Wanting to study in a park or a cafe but you can't as they're too loud and busy
Adrak chai is the solution to everything
Muting the class WhatsApp group so you can read angsty fanfiction at 3 a.m. without alerting your parents
Buying several highlighters but still end up using blunt pencils to mark important study material
At some point, a B is the best grade you'll ever find in your report card
Reading the Mahabharata at the back of the class in the same way you would read a modern novel ("Nooo, why did he have to die 😭")
Coming up with ideas for study charts but never actually making them
The poem you have to learn in your regional language class is actually your favourite childhood song
Getting the 'Slytherin house' that always comes last in every school event
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drinkinboilingcoffee · 2 months
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So the brain rot of my au William Afton backstory got too great and now it gets a fanfic (I’ll try to update at least once a month but don’t expect a regular release date)
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markeronacomputer · 16 days
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yo.
YO.
YOOO HOLY SHIT???
ARE- guys. guys the theory wheels are turning
are… are Tommy and Winfrey friends? are there more benevolent Veldigun than just Simon??? WAS TOMMY A PATIENT IN LANKMANN ASYLUM????????
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ratchet9cooper · 4 months
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I can’t believe I have over 30 fics and I’m only just now posting something Ratchet & Clank
Essentially, what if the insomniac museum is canon, and a real place Ratchet & Clank have been in.
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guys i’m going absolutely mental what the hell
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thank all of you but shit can’t you please check out insomniacs i promise it’s much better written than this 😭
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angelltheninth · 11 months
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blade, danheng and/or jingyuan with a s/o who has a fucked up sleep schedule.. (sleeps at 6 pm wakes up at 1 am or somewhere around those hours)
My sleep schedule is actually pretty okay. Sometimes I'm impressed by how that's possible.
Pairing: Blade, Dan Heng, Jing Yuan x Reader
Tags: fluff, established relationship, overworking, insomnia, cuddles, kissing, worried HSR men
A/N: I'm curious about how messed up your sleeping is, tell me in the comments and reblogs, I wanna know how big of an insomniac you guys are.
Blade is always awake when you are, knowing full well that that you're to hard-headed to sleep when you don't want to. It's that stubborn nature of yours that he loves so much. So he will tire you out if he can, not in a bad way. He spends time with you but when he feels like it he kisses you, each kiss making your eyelids heavier until you're asleep against his chest.
"Finally tired enough. I thought it would take a while with how much you were kissing me. There will be time for that, you need to be fully awake for my kisses."
Dan Heng has sleeping habbits that he always sticks to but its been hard to get you to follow them too. He will pull you against his chest, his hands massaging your shoulders, voice soft in your ear, talking about the latest addition to the Archives or telling you a story from his travels. It can take hours, it doesn't matter as long as you get to fall asleep with him.
"I have more to tell you sweetheart but I'll let you dream. You can dream of me if it will help you sleep, I know you always visit me in my dreams."
Jing Yuan feels you shuffling until you leave the bed, unable to fall asleep and is right at your heels. He carries a warm blanket with him if his arms aren't enough. You can sit outside, sit in his lap while he hugs you from behind and kisses your neck until you relax. If that isn't enough he can tire you out in other ways too.
"We can stay here if you'd like but I could also carry you back to bed. After that I'd get you some tea, maybe a kiss to follow. Haha, my pretty dove has a one track mind if you wanted... something else."
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halfagone · 4 months
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Master List
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Hyperlinks to Major Fics
lex luthor's ascent from supervillainy to fatherhood | lex luthor's guide series - Based on Father-Son Relationships between Lex Luthor and Danny Fenton.
Off With [the Demon's] Head - The hot mess that is the Al Ghul-Wayne family. Includes: Dad!Danny, Young!Ellie, my OG Danny and Ra's Paradox Fic.
what was lost, found again | lost and found series - Where Danny finds Jason digging his way out of his own grave and brings him home.
down the rabbit hole (goes the throne) - No One Knows AU, Major Canon Divergence. Amity Park has many secrets and Batman Inc. are left to discover them.
bloodlines | born from flesh and bone, clay and stardust series - Danny is the biological son of Diana (Wonder Woman) and Bruce Wayne. A prophecy is involved.
billy batson and the phantom - Adventures of Billy Batson and Danny Fenton. Oh, and Vlad is there too, I guess.
all I am to you is a tragedy, right? - In which a grieving Bruce Wayne brings a Danny Fenton from another universe back with him. This has consequences.
Insomniacs Anonymous - Three-way crossover between DC, Danny Phantom, and Miraculous Ladybug. Social media and chat fic. Now with plot!
pay your dues - An exploration of politics in the Infinite Realms, and the debts that must be paid in full.
weekend wonders - A character study into Stephanie Brown and her resolve as a hero, especially when a close friend comes into suspicion.
present, future, past - Time travel fic in which Bruce falls into the future where everything seems perfect, better than he could have hoped it would be. It doesn't last.
trust no one (trust me) - In a world where the GIW are more competent than in the show, Danny draws some unwanted attention. The people he leaves behind search for him.
bones and all - Inspired by horror films, video games, and fiction. A ghost story set in the DPxDC crossover.
Other Ongoing Series
Please note that some fics may overlap on more than one series.
Readable Arrangements - Short Works for DPxDC, mainly romance.
It's All About Presentation - A collection of gift fics.
Writing Problems? I Say Writing Solutions - A collections of works from "Who Wrote That?" games.
Martydom - Stories exploring heavy topics, such as gore, violence, etc. Must check tags for each work.
oh, the (in)humanity - Hazmat Suit AU. Now featuring multiple timelines.
Our Gentle Sin - Centered around a romance between a Danny from another universe, where the end of the world has come and gone, and Bruce Wayne who helps him relearn what it means to be human.
Blood is Thicker Than Water, But So Is Ectoplasm - In which Danny is a clone of Batman.
Co-Written Works
Born to Make History | written alongside NightShiftShenanigans (@nightshiftshenanigans) - Patrol Partner Event; No Capes AU, Ice Skating AU, featuring Enemies to Lovers Danny and Jason.
For more completed works and series, explore here:
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