Trick please!
MUAH HAHAHA *rubs hands together. How 'bout a little crossover then - Buffy Summers/Clint Barton. Fun fact: Buffy Summers is canonically 6 months older than Clint Barton. Both 1981 babies 💜
Sure, Halloween brought all the crazies out but this guy was really weird. He was sporting vampire fangs but no cape or dark clothes. His clothes were honestly a little dated, like he hadn't been shopping for a decade. Clint had followed him all the way from the circus tonight. Now, he was leaning against one of the larger statues in the park, "Hey...." he sort of slurred.
"Drop dead - oh wait, you already did." A pretty blonde snapped at him before proceeding to quickly and efficiently kick and then stake his ass before Clint could even intervene. He was impressed. Even more impressed when she turned and zoned in on him immediately, "You next?"
"No, I'm cool." He held up his empty hands, "I'm just a carney, here with the circus." Clint waved at the still settling pile of dust she'd just killed. "I'm not whatever he was."
"You're with the circus?" She said in a slight valley girl accent, disbelief evident. "What are you - a clown?"
He laughed, easily vaulting off of the tree branch he'd been observing from. "Nah, I'm an archer." He may have preened a bit. "My act is called The Amazing Hawkeye - maybe you've heard of it."
"Yeah....no. Probably not amazing if you have to tell every one before they even buy a ticket."
Ouch.
Just as he was about to list off all of his amazing feats, the girl flipped the wooden stake still in her hand and threw it like a missile just to the right of Clint, he followed it's trajectory as it sank into a woman's chest and she exploded in a cloud of dust. Which he promptly inhaled.
"Oh *cough cough, gross, what the fuck." He coughed and gagged, trying not to think of the bits of person in his mouth and throat. "I got some in my mouth!"
"Vampire. You'll be fine." She shrugged one shoulder, "Amazing from what I hear."
She was so rude. Clint was half in love.
"Hey," he coughed once more, "You've got great aim...wanna go shoot targets?"
"Well, normally Halloween is supposed to be vamp free but it never seems to work out that way." She eyed him, "You any good with that bow strapped to your back?"
Clint smirked, "Amazing, actually."
"Let's go shoot some targets then, loser buys breakfast." She spun another stake in her hand and holstered it like a revolver.
Yeah....Clint was definitely in love.
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Hi I really love your writing and I was wondering if you still are working on The Amazing Hawkeye?
Yes. Very slowly. Clint is actually exhausting to write, who knew right?
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Many thanks to @chewytran for working with me on such a lovely commission of Roy and Riza. It's one of my favorite scenes and not only have I written it twice (from Roy's pov and from Riza's) but now I get to look at it!
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This week on Marvel Comics (13th March 2024):
Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 6 #045
Avengers: Twilight #004
Black Widow & Hawkeye #001 (NEW!)
Carnage Vol. 4 #005
Dead X-Men #003
Fall of the House of X #003
Ghost Rider: Final Vengeance #001 (NEW!)
Immortal Thor #008
Spider-Gwen: Smash #004 (Finale)
Star Wars: Darth Vader #044
Star Wars: Mace Windu Vol. 2 #002
Ultimate Black Panther #002
What If...? Venom #002
Wolverine Vol. 7 #045
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this is for you @adi06lena bc I was supposed to give you a wanda fic on ur bday BUT IM STILL WRITING so enjoy 🏃♂️
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[ at another one of t-starks parties ]
clint: stop staring its pervy
y/n: BUT SHES SO HOT
clint: ok? and so am i. yet, your eyes don't wander that path
y/n: ewww i'm a ✨lesbian✨ barton
clint: *smiles* just go! nat is nice when she sees girls, because she is also, a ✨lesbian✨
y/n: okkkkk FINE
[ y/n "casually" walks over to the bar where nat is serving ]
y/n: hey thereeeee hot stuff *winks*
nat: *chuckles* hey they cutie *winks back*
y/n: fxcj i didn't think this far- uH you look nice!
nat: why thank you. more of a last minute choice, but now i think it was worth it
y/n: *still mesmerized by the widow* errmmmm yEs i really like your t!dd!€$ I MEAN T!DD!€$- no t!dd!€$! T!DD!€$ NO I DON'T MEAN YOUR T!DD!€$ I MEANT YOUR CHOICE OF COLOUR IT WORKS WELL ON YOU *is now crying*
nat: *raises an eyebrow* are you sure you didn't mean t!dd!€$, y/l/n?
y/n: IDK IM GAY I CAN'T CONTROL IT
nat: and who said you where in control, baby?
y/n: i-........ mommy?
clint: *just smiling to himself as he continues to drink his beer* you owe me big time y/n
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BHOC: MARVEL TALES #100
Despite the fact that it was a reprint title, MARVEL TALES didn’t miss the opportunity to go oversized for its 100th issue, a trend that had started with the centennial issues that Marvel and DC were putting out. It’s kind of a mixed bag, in that one of the secondary features doesn’t have any relation to the lead character, Spider-Man. But it was still entertaining, even if it cost more coin than…
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He's the reason why I named myself Benjamin when I started transitioning
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