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heartfairy · 2 months

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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

#ml talks #taurus memes #taurus #autism #autism memes #I just feel like they are both very relatable to those experiences

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throatgina-sausage · 11 months

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Me five minutes into the social gathering I forced myself to go to because I haven't been to the last three and I don't want to be seen as rude and antisocial.

#memes #introvert #introvert memes #introversion #anxiety memes #zoning out #taurus memes #taurus meme #cancer memes #pisces memes #virgo and a capricorn #infp memes

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saganssorcery · 3 days

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ineedtogetalife11 · 4 months

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how my love language works

Im a taurus, my love language is Food yum yum

If I offer you food, then I love you, you are my family, best freind, or a love interest

If you ask for food and I say yes, then yea I like u were friends

If you ask for food, and I say no, then I don't like you

If you ask for food, and I say no. And eat it in front of your face, then I HATE you. Get out of my face. You suck . I want to kill you I want you DEAD. Either that, or ur my best friend. It's pretty obvious which one.

And If i offer you food and you day no, you hurt my feelings.

if I offer you HOMEMADE food and you say no, then one sec lemme just cry in my room for a sec.

Ily all byeee 🩵

#best friends #food #taurus #Taurus memes #love langauges #love language #fanfic #I love food #taurus woman #black girl magic #black girl beauty #black girls of tumblr

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badbitchzodiac · 1 year

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Wait, those are 2 different things? ♉️ Tag a bad Taurus bitch & check out our store today! 💕

#taurus season #taurus #♉️#taurus szn #taurus women #taurus memes #astrology #zodiac #gifts #giftsforher #giftsforfriends #zodiac signs #clothing #mugs #tshirts #sweatshirts #taureans

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aint-this-karmic · 2 years

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#virgomemes #virgo #taurus #Taurus memes #life quote #Taurus and virgo #zodiac #zodiac signs #tumblr memes #positive memes

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astroqueer15 · 2 years

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80's astrologers were savages. 😭😂

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highlyspecificsigns · 1 month

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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

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rocknroll7575 · 1 month

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"Your next line is...!" Pt.1

Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"

Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!

Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?

Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?

Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"

Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"

Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"

Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?

Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?

Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"

Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?

Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"

Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?

Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?

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short-wooloo · 3 months

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If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon had a Sapphic couple be hurt by a dickhead named Adam I'd have two nickels, that's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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heartfairy · 8 months

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#memes #sleep memes #snork mimimimimi #zzzzzz #taurus memes #taurus #ml talks #popular post

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throatgina-sausage · 2 years

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The Zodiacs as Cursed Images

Water edition

#zodiac meme #zodiac memes #cancer zodiac #scorpio memes #pisces memes #astrology meme #astrology humor #astrology observations #taurus memes #cluster memes #funny animals #funny pics #tumblr humor #Sun Moon Rising #zodiac humor

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imagineastrology · 9 months

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why the moon signs can be problematic 🫠

(this is a joke!! not to be taken seriously)

aries moon: scared of everything but will never show it lol. we can see through your act. angry at the world, even angrier at themselves. The world revolves around them so if you don’t agree with them, you’re gone from their lives without any consideration - beware!

taurus moon: self-centred. Stuck in their habits and patterns and will shun anyone or anything that tries to help them. Will blame you for their own inadequacies and self-betrayal. Has dreams but is scared of failure.

gemini moon: inconsistent and will not hesitate to hurt you with their words. The other twin will come out if provoked. If they don’t feel like doing something, they won’t do it, regardless of how you feel. Defensive and they know they are smart so if you make them feel stupid - you will be struck HEAVILY with a reality check lol

cancer moon: sensitive to the point of ….. Insanity.. Like are you even a human? Their affability can build you but they can also be just as cruel. Sometimes the world is not nice to them, so they focus on this, and make sure they give their bullshit back into the world :) thank you and please go to counselling!

leo moon: as they have learnt to be proud of themselves, they expect everyone to lean into their desires and wishes. Everyone has to reflect and work on themselves - you are not the only one! The world will not dim your light as much as your own stubbornness will.

virgo moon: not everybody lives by your rules so chill out and let people live their lives the way they want to. They feel inferior to everyone and everything and will justify this by pessimism, but they just see this as their reality. They will believe their own lies to spite you as it makes them feel more intelligent.

libra moon: genuinely scared of being alone. Can not be with their own thoughts for more than 0.3 seconds so they will consume anything that helps them block their thoughts. More intelligent than they let on…has the ability to be a very charming wolf in sheep’s clothing. They can be lazy and have a tendency to focus on the downsides to life.

scorpio moon: they feel the world is against them and that everyone is lying to them. Calm down - you’re not as cool as anybody else. They can make the energy of a room heavy if they wish to do so, even if they feel like it! They sometimes want the world to feel as alone as they do.

sagittarius moon: bullheaded and disrespectful to anyone that doesn’t see life the way they do. They will step on you to reach their own desires of power and status. They probably believe they are the smartest in the room so it can be difficult to have a debate with them.

capricorn moon: they are stressed 28 hours a day. Inside they live according to what duties they feel they have. Not everything is negative and this can be draining to them and everyone around them. Cold emotionally too and can turn icy when the world doesn’t fall to their feet and give them what they want.

aquarius moon: can be fake as **** lol. God complex too and they cannot hide it. Yall probably rely on many vices to help you get through the day. I would advise you guys to listen to people once in a while, you do not know everything. Lies for the fun of it.

pisces moon: yeah, victim complex to the max. Will turn on you to make you look like the perpetrator in any situation. Blames the world because they don’t want to accept that maybe they can cause chaos if their emotions aren’t in check. They can be cruel too, especially when you least expect it and definitely don’t deserve it, but don’t worry, they will come back to you and act like everything's okay!

Love yall really ;) - imogen

#moon signs #astrology #aries moon #taurus moon #gemini moon #cancer moon #leo moon #virgo moon #libra moon #scorpio moon #sagittarius moon #aquarius moon #pisces moon #love yall really #hehe #zodiac #astrology meme

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therisingmoonandsun · 1 year

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ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS PT.2!!

!!my opinion based on the people who’ve I interacted with and also just very random!!

🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌔

If a Cardinal stellium loves you they will care for you and help you in all ways they can, because how much of a passionate person they are.

Aries moon = longing for a relationship

Water sun + sag moon = being annoying and sometimes stuck in a bad mood.

If a person has no earth placements, best believe they can’t drive good 😭 but isa okay bc HOT GIRLS = CANT DRIVEE

Aries moons never stop talking, like even if no one is responding they will still talk and talk, but on the side note they’re very entertaining ♥️

Libra moons being big softies (ARIES TOO FOR THE PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT) and not taking their own advice.

Gemini placements love the occult.

Gemini moon and/or gemini mars give me paranormal and ghost hunting vibes.

Leo venues and the toxic urge to crush on a bunch of random people for random reasons.

Fire placements are great manifestors.

Gemini placements are so HAWT god, like honestly why don’t more people talk about it.

Capicorns moons are so loyal in relationships.

Aries moon with a leo venus and sag mars, is such a affectionate reactive loud lover, they’re so cute until they aren’t 😭

Honestly anything with a leo venus and sag mars, gives so such cute and hyper vibes!

Leo placements when you get something they want -> 😾

Gemini & Aquarius moons and their weird but curious fascinations with dr00gs sometimes.

Scorpio rising with libra placements have the tendencies to go back to their exs 😭 IM SORRRYY

Scorpio placements do be just out here drawing.

Aries rising and having a strong sense of justice, when something isn’t right they have to voice that.

Gemini moons can come off as fake off first impressions but they’re really not, they may just trying to figure what energy your on so they can match that, or you just caught em at a bad time.

Scorpio risings all have the same look or presence 👁👁🕴🏾

When people say Leo mercuries are dramatic when they talk, they’re not lying, Im a leo mercury and when people said that I thought that was totally bullshit, UNTIL I saw a fucking video of myself talking from another person’s perspective.

I’ve seen so many Capricorns and pisces pairings.

Libra placements don’t like looking or acting messy especially in front of other people.

Virgo moons scare me so bad like I want to understand how you think bc i just can’t fathom. I know you have secrets, but I just can’t tell exactly what they are 🙁

Scorpio moons idea of humor is being meanly sarcastic to others, or just saying funny insults.

When I think of sag placements I think of comfort/comfortability, whether that’s the way they like to dress, or what they like in a person, or how people feel when they’re around them.

Aries north node = saying random monologue or outbursts and no one responding or doing anything because it’s normal.

Libra moons have hella friends, or just get along with a lot of people.

Scorpio placements = tsundare

Leos love boys, specifically leo mars.