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La Seine and I

Jaune picked up the guitar and strung a few familiar notes, and he remembered a song that he once heard in a movie he had seen when he was just a young boy. "She's resplendent, so confident~! La Seine, La Seine, La Seine~!" Jaune sang, playing the notes. "I realize, I'm hypnotized~! La Seine, La Seine, La Seine~!"

"I hear the moon, singing a tune~! La Seine, La Seine, La Seine~!" Gillian chimed in, "Is she divine, Is it the wine~? La Seine, La Seine, La Seine~!"

"I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why~! That's how we are, La Seine and I~!" They sang together "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why~! That's how we are, La Seine and I~!"

"I feel alive when I'm beside~! La Seine, La Seine, La Seine~!" Gillian sang with a sweet smile.

"From this angle, like an angel~! La Seine, La Seine, La Seine~!" Jaune sang as she looked at her

"I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why~! That's how we are, La Seine and I~!" They sang once more, "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why~! That's how we are, La Seine and I~!"

"Upon the bridge~!" Gillian sang

"My heart does beat~!" Jaune continued the lyrics

"Between the waves~!"

"We will be saved~!"

"The air we breathe~!"

"Can you believe~?"

"Learn to forgive~! Upon the bridge~!" They sang in unison.

Gillian smiled as she started to dance and twirl in the sand, like a ballerina as Jaune continued to play. Jaune smiled as he was mesmerized by her elegant footwork.

"That's how we are~! The Seine and I~! That's how we are, the Seine and I~!" They continued. "That's how we are, the Seine and I~! That's how we are... The Seine and I~!" They finished together.

Jaune set the guitar down as he smiled at her, "You know that Song?"

Gillian giggled, "I heard a couple on the street perform the song back in the City near a local cafe I used to frequent, I asked them to play it whenever I came by and told them I'd pay them for it, and they were happy to oblige," Gillian told him. "I didn't know you could sing,"

Jaune chuckled, "Well, I'm not good at it, but if you liked it, guess that's something," Jaune replied.

#rwby #jaune arc #gillian asturias #rwby knightscrown #knightscrown #aura balance #equilibrium aura #rwby jaune x gillian #jaune x gillian #jaune arc x gillian asturias #rwby meme #la seine #monster in paris

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Gillian: Well done, Mr. Arc. You've managed to best me in combat. You're very skilled. By the way, have you ever heard of the Vacuo custom, "Hunter's Claim"?

Gillian: In ancient times, any huntsmen and huntresses who proved their skill were given whatever they desired from the villages they aided. Food, shelter, and even people. For many in Vacuo, to be taken by a huntsmen or huntress was considered the highest honor. Sadly, such practices have fallen out of style.

Gillian: (Unbuttons blouse, Drops clothes)

Jaune: (Blushing, Shivering)

Gillian: Would you like to "claim" me and have me bear your legacy~?

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Ok... hear me out...

Jaune doesn't fall into the ever-after, however, he ends up in the 31st century where Remnant is now part of a coalition of plants fostering peace and protecting the galaxy, so when a certain Hero group arrives on Remnant to help defend it from a new Grimm threat, Jaune decides to Join none other than the...!

#rwby #jaune arc #legion of super heroes #timber wolf #phantom girl #bouncing boy #saturn girl #brainiac 5 #garth ranzz #clark kent #superman

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Jaune: *Dressed as the Rusted Knight and rushing to find Andi* Mania! Where are you!? Do you hear me!?

*Jaune rushes onto the scene of an apparent bank rob only to see Andi unconscious and without the Mania Symbiote, which was now being worn by Lee Price*

Lee: *Sees Jaune and smirks* Don't worry... she didn't feel a thing~!

Jaune: *Rushes at Lee only to be hit with a black tendril* AH! *Falls to the ground*

Lee: *Chuckles* Nice try kid, but I think you should stay with ya girlfriend, tomorrow, she's gonna wake up with one hell of a headache

Jaune: *Quickly gets up, picking up his shield and sword* You think that's gonna stop me? *takes a fighting stance* Do you have any idea how many times I've fought that Symbiote? I'm taking it back.

Lee: *Smiles and nods* Alright kid, fine... let's see if there's a bite behind all that Bark!

#rwby #jaune arc #mania marvel #marvel #andi benton #lee price #venom #marvel lee price

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Shit... I can't deny everything about this is right...

THINGS WHICH MAKE WRITERS ANXIOUS:

not writing

writing

people reading their stories

people not reading their stories

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AYE YOOO!!!

#guts berserk #berserk 1997 #berserk black swordsman #berserk puck #berserk anime #youtube #Youtube

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So true~!

"Jaune is very easy to love" says the one who made a post about wanting to string him up and watch him bleed

That’s part of the love

#rwby #jaune arc

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A Lamb Among Hyenas

Jaune: *Entering Parenting class and smiles at some single moms* Hi!

Mom 1: You're new~ What's ya name?

Jaune: Oh, I'm Jaune, and I, uh, got a baby girl,

Mom 1: Welcome, this is a safe space

Jaune: *Smiles and nods* Thank you

Mom 2: Totally! Does... your wife work? Or...?

Jaune: Oh no, we're uh, not married right-

Mom 1: Good

Jaune: ... Uh, she' still in the hospital-

Mom 2: Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?

Jaune: C-Section, There was some complications

Mom 1: hopes she makes it

Jaune: Yeah... she's at the ICU, she's getting better

Mom 1: Poor thing- Can I bring you dinner?

Jaune: ... No... thnak you though, that's very nice...

Mom 1: You sure~?

Jaune: Yeah

Mom 2: You don't want that dinner *Glares at Mom 1* Woman can't warm up a hot pocket, I'll give you my number in case you need, Anything~! What's your number?

Mom 1: My number is I like Anal

Jaune: *Stunned* AYE! WHOA!

(How does your ship react?)

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby meme #rwby shitpost #rwby jaune arc #rwby ship #rwby jaune ships #jaune ships

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I think it's funny that I have one story idea where Jaune is Ozma's first body he reincarnates into and then I have another story idea where Jaune is Ozma and Salem's 5th kid and Jaune has ghost sisters who can take physical forms and help him.

Like one is two people struggling to co-exist while dealing with an ancient evil that Salem and Ozma defeated a long time ago who wants to end the world.

While the other one is just a huge Family Fight with emotional drained and tired father, an evil mother who wants to end everything, and 5 kids trying their best while struggling with their own issues.

#rwby #jaune arc #headmaster ozpin #rwby salem #rwby guardian ghost au #rwby choosing sides au #rwby wynona briar #aurora briar #serana briar #odaletta briar #rwby ozlem daughters #rwby ozma

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Ruby: Ask him out already!

Yang: I can't! I don't know what it is, but any time I try to ask him out, I freeze up!

Weiss: Well, he's helping out at the vet clinic if you're so interested.

Yang: Yeah, but Zwei is completely fine.

Zwei: (Runs in, Barking)

Blake: (Smashes a chair over Zwei)

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Jaune: Oh, hey, Yang! What's up?

Yang: H-Hey, Vomit Boy. Uh, could you take a look at Zwei? He doesn't look so good.

Zwei: FUCK. YOU.

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The Rusted Knight

Little: *Watching Jaune walk away toward a town* Goodbye! And Stay safe! Do stay safe you here? Or all my efforts will be for naught...

XXX

Juniper: *sitting down while pushing a whistle with her paw toward Jaune* Use this to call upon me whenever you need a ride, dear knight... Have a pleasant journey... I pray for your safety

XXX

The Duke: You are very late my good man! However... I hope the journey was safe for you, brave sir,

XXX

The Red King: *sitting across from Jaune* Be safe now, Good Knight, you are a hero to us all, so please... stay safe

XXX

De'ana: *Slowly fading away as she looks at Jaune with milky eyes* It was so nice to chat after so long, sister... please, Du'mara, do be safe...

XXX

Teamaker: *pouring Jaune a drink from her body/kettle* Do be safe, sir, our town would have fallen to the Jabberwalk had you not arrived, but please, do be safe around that thing

XXX

Chip: *Hopping after Jaune * Be safe! Mum would be worried if you got hurt! So be safe!

XXX

Jinxy: *hands Jaune a present* Promise to be safe, traveler, it's been fun seeing your memories...

XXX

The White Princess: *seeing Jaune slowly approaching her bed* I am well pleased to see you safe... may the tree guide your way...

XXX

Lewis: *Seeing Jaune after a fight with the Jabberwalker* be safe, Jaune... I don't want to see you hurt.

XXX

Alyx (Faint remnant): *Watching over Jaune's sleeping form* Be safe, Jaune... don't you dare turn hollow...

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby meme #rwby rusted knight #the rusted knight #rwby jinxy #rwby the red prince #rwby alyx #rwby lewis #dark souls #fromsoftware #rwby paper pleasers #paper pleasers

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Co-Worker: Oh, we're having an Eclipse!

Me: Oh sweet!

Also me:

#berserk #guts berserk #eclipse #berserk eclipse #eclipse 2024 #meme

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RWBYRonpa: Beacon's Killing Game!!!

Ruby Rose - The Ultimate Hope

Weiss Schnee - The Ultimate Prodigy

Blake Belladonna - The Ultimate Novelist

Yang Xiao-Long - The Ultimate Boxer

Jaune Arc - The Ultimate Support

Nora Valkyrie - The Ultimate Electrician

Pyrrha Nikos - The Ultimate Champion

Lie Ren - The Ultimate Sage

Sun Wukong - The Ultimate Jokester

Neptune Vasilias - The Ultimate Womanizer

Penny Polendina - The Ultimate AI

Mercury Black - The Ultimate Breakdancer

Emerald Sustrai - The Ultimate Illusionist

Roman Torchwick - The Ultimate Schemer

Neo Polatain - The Ultimate ice cream maker

??? - The Mastermind

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #rwby sun wukong #neptune vasilias #penny polendina #mercury black #emerald sustrai #roman torchwick #neo politan #rwby neopolitan #danganronpa #monokuma #rwby x danganronpa #rwby crossover

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The Crown's Investor

Jax and Bertilak ambled through the weathered entrance of the diminutive ancient temple, its timeworn façade a testament to the passage of ages. Restored under the careful eye of its recent custodian, the temple bore signs of rejuvenation amidst its age-old architecture.

As the duo ventured further into the temple's depths, the guardians stationed within ushered them towards a secluded chamber, hidden away from prying eyes. With each step, the air grew heavy with anticipation, a palpable sense of intrigue guiding their path.

Upon crossing the threshold into the chamber, their gaze fell upon an unexpected sight: their elusive "investor" reclining in a bath, the scene juxtaposing the solemnity of the temple's surroundings with an air of casual luxury.

In the depths of the tub, reclined Vermillion Raddock, his demeanor exuding an air of serene detachment. A rouge Huntsman by trade, he had once called Mistral his home, yet now found solace amidst the shifting sands of Vacuo. Renowned as a figure of both dread and awe, his name reverberated through the annals of Southern Vacuo's history as one of unparalleled notoriety.

Throughout a decade, few could rival Vermillion's prowess in the art of death. His hands, stained crimson with the blood of countless adversaries, bore witness to the extent of his lethal capabilities. But it was not merely his physical prowess that inspired fear; it was the manifestation of his Semblance that truly set him apart.

In his undertakings, Vermillion consistently veiled himself behind the guise of a boar, concealing the essence of a seasoned 50-year-old man beneath. With a complexion weathered by years of life's trials, his brown skin bore scars, a testament to the harshness of his existence.

Atop his head, a close-cropped mane of red-greyish hair spoke of both maturity and resilience, complemented by a rugged array of facial hair. But it was his eyes, a vivid crimson reminiscent of freshly spilled blood, that captivated onlookers, while a scar etched defiantly across his nose hinted at battles fought and conquered.

Despite his age, Vermillion remained undeterred by the passing of time. As a seasoned warrior, he had weathered countless battles and witnessed the depths of human strife, rendering him an intimidating force whom none dared to challenge.

"You wanted to see us, Vermillion?" he inquired, his voice laced with authority.

Vermillion, reclining in the tub with an air of nonchalance, lifted his head at Jax's address. A sly grin danced across his lips as he met Jax's piercing stare. "Ah, the illustrious king graces us with his presence," Vermillion quipped, amusement coloring his tone. "And how fares the expansion of our forces under your esteemed leadership?"

"They are my forces," Jax corrected sharply. "You may fund me and my organization, but make no mistake—they are my people. I brought them together with a singular purpose: to defend Vacuo."

"Is that so?" Vermillion's tone was laced with disdain as he eyed Jax with a mixture of skepticism and amusement. "Do those followers of yours, who grovel and worship at your feet, realize that you're not cut from royal cloth?"

Jax's gaze hardened, his resolve unshaken by Vermillion's barbs. "I may lack the lineage of a true king, but Vacuo is in dire need of leadership if it is to withstand the looming threat," he asserted firmly.

Vermillion's expression shifted, a flicker of genuine interest dancing in his eyes amidst his lingering smirk. "Oh~? And what manner of peril do you believe threatens our beloved Vacuo?" he inquired, his curiosity piqued by Jax's proclamation.

Jax's derisive snort echoed through the chamber, a tangible manifestation of his frustration. "Even a blind man can see the writing on the wall. Someone's tearing through the kingdoms like a rabid beast," he declared with a note of urgency. "Vale's already fallen, Haven's been hit, and Atlas? They're cowering behind their walls like scared children. If we want to come out of this alive, we need to stand together under a leader worth a damn."

Vermillion regarded Jax with a quirked eyebrow, amusement dancing in his eyes. "And ya fancy yourself that leader? The savior of Vacuo?" he prodded, his smirk widening.

Jax's chin lifted defiantly. "Damn right," he shot back without hesitation. "Isn't that why you threw your weight behind The Crown? Because you saw in me what Vacuo needs?"

A smile played at the corners of Vermillion's lips, though it held more cunning than agreement. "You catch on quick, kid," he conceded, a glint of mischief in his eyes. "You're exactly the kind of leader Vacuo's been yearning for," he assured Jax, the truth of his intentions hidden behind a mask of false encouragement.

#rwby #jax asturias #vermillion raddock #rwby rising dawn au

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I just came back to this Idea... Now I know what I wanna do with it~!

Jfom club ozma salem daughters thoughts on Adrian as your new step brother.

Wynona: *Holding Adiren like a stuffed animal* We love him, We always wanted a baby brother!

Aurora: Yeah! Though... I have this strange feeling that we do...?

Serana: Yeah... me too...

*Meanwhile in the "Choosing Sides" Universe*

Jaune: *Sneezes* Ugh, are you guys thinking about me?

*Floating around him were much older versions Wynona, Aurora, Serana, and Odeletta watching him eat while also doing their own things*

Odeletta: We're always thinking about you Baby bro!

Wynona: And always watching!

Aurora: Well, except when you're alone with that girl, who we're still very hesitant to let you date, mind you!

Jaune: What's wrong with her!? I think she's great!

Serana: Jaune... she tried to rob you the first time she met you

Jaune: Ok, so we didn't meet on the right terms, but that doesn't mean anything!

Wynona: May I remind, dear brother, that she left you for dead when you were face to face with White-Fang

Jaune: She came right back!

Odeletta: Oh gods he's like father!

#rwby #jaune arc #ozpin daughters #rwby ozlem daughters #wynona #aurora #serana #odeletta #Rwby choosing sides au #rwby au #rwby meme

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GILLIAN MY QUEEN IS THAT YOU!?!?!? IS THAT HER!? IS THAT MY FAVORITE GIRL!? AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SO IT COULD HAPPEN!? IT COULD FUCKING HAPPEN!?!?!?!?!?!?

LEEEETSSSSS FUUUUUUCKINGGGG GGGGGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

but wait... isn't jax suppose to be... brain dead? Also, Gillian was the one to kind of help them put her brother in jail/have his brain turned to mush right?

did... did RT forget what fucking happened?

Redraw of one of the RWBY v9 Epilogue shots :)

#rwby #jax asturias #gillian asturias #mercury black #rwby spoilers #rwby knightscrown #rwby before the dawn #rwby after the fall #knightscrown

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Aight! BET!

So... You all know how I like torturing Jaune emotionally right? Well, what if I started doing it... physically?

You see that Invincible Episode where Rex fought the Lizard Gang? Yeah, I'll put him in that type of situation.

What?

OH YOU THINK I FUCKING WONT!?!?

JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT THEN!!!

YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!

#jaune arc #rwby #rex splode #invincible #invincible season 2 #rwby meme #rwby shitpost #fuck it we ball