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astrosky33 · 7 months

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𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲. 𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐞: 𝟐𝟑

𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞:

🎭 Thalia in Gemini/Virgo/Sagittarius

🎭 Thalia in the 1st/3rd/7th/9th house

🎭 Thalia aspecting the Sun, Mercury, Jupiter, or Ascendant

🎭 Thalia at 0°/3°/12°/21°

𝐌𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:

🎭 Thalia in the 1st/8th/12th house

🎭 Thalia in Scorpio/Capricorn/Aquarius

🎭 Thalia aspecting Saturn/Uranus/Chiron

🎭 Thalia at 7°/16°/25°

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

Their humor is jokingly mean. Their roasts are always on point and they’re very quick in their responses with their jokes so their specialty is comebacks. They also aren’t afraid to make sexual jokes here and there. Funny people turn them on a lot. At worst they may start a lot of conflict with the type of humor they have because they don’t know when to stop

Example: Larray

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬

People often find that these people say funny things even when they don’t mean to be funny. They’ll say the most nonchalant things and people find it funny. They tend to make jokes about everyone else being broke but them. At worst they could be slow at coming up with jokes

Example: Miranda Cosgrove

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢

These people can gain popularity on social media from their humor. They’re jokes are very clever and witty. They love to make jokes about their siblings. At worst they could copy other peoples humor from social media

Example: Kylie Jenner

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫

These people aren’t the type to make dark or mean jokes typically. They typically make mom/dad jokes, knock knock jokes, or non conflictual ones cuz they don’t wanna hurt anyones feelings. At worst they could make childish jokes that are corny

Example: Drake

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐨

These people often gain lots of attention with minimal effort for their funny sense of humor. They tend to make a lot of jokes about how they’re better than everyone. They feel as though their humor is superior. At worst they could start drama with their sassy humor

Example: Ryan Reynolds

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨

These people typically either have awkward humor or out of pocket humor. They’ll analyze you up and down and if you look the slightest bit weird they’ll make fun of you jokingly. At worst they could make overly judgmental jokes and offend someone

Example: Druski

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚

People with this placement tend to like puns. They use their humor as a way of flirting with people and will make jokes about you if they’re into you. They steer away from controversial humor and prefer making jokes that aren’t mean. At worst they could come off superficial to others with their jokes even if they don’t actually mean what they’re saying

Example: Megan Fox

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨

Similar to the Aries interpretation, people with Thalia in Scorpio are jokingly mean and not afraid to roast the hell out of you. They’re very quick with their humorous responses. Sometimes their jokes can be very dark. They may also hit you out of nowhere after being quiet for a while with a hilarious ass joke. Funny people turn them on a lot. At worst they may joke about someone’s trauma and offend them really badly

Example: Alexa Demie

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬

They’re very sarcastic and will make a lot of satire jokes. They can easily gain popularity from their humor. They’ll roast the hell out of you. At worst they could come off too blunt with their jokes

Example: Nicki Minaj

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧

These people have the capability to sound funny even when making a joke using a monotone voice. They have very deadpan humor typically. They may also prefer more traditional humor, basic jokes, or anecdotal humor. At worst they could lack sense of humor

Example: Ice Spice

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬

These people have very out of pocket humor. The type of humor where they say really shocking shit and everyone in the room looks at them like…what the fuck. They refuse to have friends that they can’t laugh with and prefer to befriend people with a similar sense of humor to them. At worst they’ll say something extremely uncalled for and offend someone

Example: Andrew Garfield

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬

These people are the type to make everyone laugh unintentionally without even trying. They make a lot of jokes that could make everyone around them think they’re on drugs or delusional. At worst they’ll act dumb and think it’s funny when majority of people don’t find it funny

Example: Theo Von

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

Being funny is a major part of these peoples personalities. They love to troll people. They hit you out of nowhere with their jokes and always laugh at their own jokes more than anyone else’s. They may also make a lot of degrading jokes about themselves to get a laugh. At worst they’ll be laughing at their own jokes while no one else does

Example: Jack Harlow

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people have the type of humor where they’ll say crazy ass things in a casual monotone voice. They joke a lot about how they’re more boujee than everyone else. At worst they may make jokes that make you question your self worth

Example: Paul Wesley

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people do well on podcasts because of their humor. They speak their mind when making jokes and are quick witted with them. When famous they often become memes. At worst they could joke about things they shouldn’t and create gossip

Example: Pete Davidson

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟒𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people keep others emotions in mind when making jokes. They try not to say things that are offensive. They may make mom jokes or dad jokes. At worst they could make a joke that’s too kid friendly for their age and comes off cringe

Example: Emma Chamberlain

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟓𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people are the life of the party with their jokes. They’re very entertaining comedically. They attract lots of attention because of how humorous they are with minimal effort. They use a lot of hyperbolic humor as well. At worst they could stir up drama with their sassy humor

Example: Timothee Chalamet

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

They have observational humor and parodic humor. They may make self depreciating jokes sometimes. They aren’t afraid to make judgmental jokes. At worst their joke will be very awkward and no one will laugh

Example: Ariana Grande

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people love calling others out with their humor. These people are funnier when replying to others than on their own. You’ll know if you’re one of their enemies because they’ll make a lot of sassy jokes towards you. At worst they could stir up conflict with their humor

Example: Nick Sturniolo

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people always have humor that’s dark as hell. They tend to joke about their trauma a lot as a coping mechanism. They also make lots of sexual jokes. At worst they could offend someone with too dark of a joke

Example: Matt Rife

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people have self enhancing humor. They aren’t afraid to keep it real. They can be sarcastic at times and often make satire jokes. At worst someone could not realize they’re being satire and joking about something

Example: Selena Gomez

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people have very absurd humor. They may enjoy dad jokes or just dry jokes. They make take things too far by accident. At worst someone could not understand their jokes or not be able to tell if they’re joking

Example: Justin Bieber

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟏𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people always have a unique sense of humor. They may have topical humor. They love befriending funny people. These people do well on social media because of their humor. At worst they could say something really weird and make everyone in the room question their sanity

Example: Jennifer Lawrence

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟐𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people make hella dark jokes and aren’t afraid to bring up your past when doing so. They always troll the hell out of people too. They aren’t afraid to make kinky jokes. At worst they’ll hurt someone’s feelings when joking around without knowing

Example: Rihanna

𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗜𝗗 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

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nefertitiacai · 11 months

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Short astrology observation dump 🩷

Virgo placements are generally known to be quite organised but to me they give vibes similar to a messy productive person just like Ghibli characters. It's wholesome. Ghibli movies seem to exude Virgo energy a lot. Like its focus on little day to day mundane lifestyle and down to earth characters. (reminds me of themes related to the 6th house)

Talking about vibes, I have one more weird one with Scorpio placements LOL. They generally have this cat-like expression and exude cat-like energy. You know when you earn the trust of a cat and it shows its vulnerable side to you by exposing its belly while laying down, purring, slowly blinking while making eye contact with you to let you know that it loves you...yeah...

Bonus : me a tall Sagittarius rising holding my short "intimidating 🥺" Scorpio rising friends like :

8th house placements are known to be secretive but I know someone who has prominent Gemini placements in that house (sun conjunct mercury) who overshares as a way of shielding some other stuff (which seems as if they are usually prettily plotting something in the back). And if they secretly don't like you then know that they've told your secrets to someone or many.

[TW: mention of depression, bullying and anxiety] (This is based on personal experience as that person did something like that to me [gossiping and bullying] and later I found that, that person had a series of bad luck happening to them and they also suffered from depression and anxiety due to it, the consequences which 8th house puts a person through karma.

Also to note I have Saturn in the 8th house so my wrongdoers generally face some troublesome consequences is what I have noticed however it is also like a double edged sword)

Well Libra placements are known to be indecisive but have you ever met a person who has their sun in opposition with moon 💀😭.

(my brother has this placement, Virgo sun in opposition to Pisces moon and MAN CAN'T CHOOSE fr. Like he is always like "should I post this" "which one should I order" "this is good, this too, no this might be better but no". )

They be sayin that Cancers and Pisces are cute but nah my big homies Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo and Aries are the CUTEST.

Idk if it's just me but me with them exudes the same energy as this video:

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starrymothastrology · 7 days

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What the signs would be doing in a group chat:

Aries: tries to quickly reply to as much as possible in the shortest amount of time

Taurus: the one keeping the group chat alive... regardless if anyone is available to text

Gemini: trying to spill some tea, but constantly getting sidetracked

Cancer: texts way too late at night because they overthought again

Leo: drops a pic of something in their vicinity at random points of the day

Virgo: *might* pop in every so often just so you know they're alive

Libra: just leaves a thumbs up and dips out

Scorpio: reads everything, says nothing (unless it really strikes a nerve)

Sagittarius: sends dad jokes when they're bored because they don't even know if anyone's actually reading the messages

Capricorn: has the whole group chat on mute 24/7

Aquarius: just throws memes in, regardless of relevance

Pisces: uses enough emojis per message to make everyone else wonder if the message is just a random Copypasta

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incorrectzodiacquotes · 1 year

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Libra, throwing a coin into a fountain: I wish for world peace.

Aries, glaring at Libra as they throw one in too: I wish for world war.

#i have not done enough content for opposite signs #this one fit too perfectly #incorrect quotes #incorrect zodiac quotes #libra #aries #zodiac signs #astrology #funny astrology #zodiac quotes #zodiac memes

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throatgina-sausage · 4 months

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#capricorn memes #virgo and a capricorn #capricorn sun #capricorn moon #astrology humor #funny astrology #astrology meme #zodiac memes #zodiac meme #zodiac signs #funny zodiac

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eqyerah · 1 year

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My opinion on each zodiac signs !

Im a taurus asc scorpio imma be BLUNT HONEST :

• ⁠Aries : why u so mad for ? WHY YOU SO AGRESSIVE FOR ? we get it you’re the boss

• ⁠Taurus : the prettiest but calm down on YA FOOD BRO I GET IT YOU’RE HUNGRY BUT WE DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH YOUR HELL TOO W YO DAMNASS ATTITUDE me to me in my head everyday

• ⁠Gemini : WHY YOU SO LOUD for WHERE U GOIN ? Stay here u double faced bitch 🤣 I LOVE YALL THO SO INTELLIGENT

• ⁠Leo : i mean yall are so beautiful okay but the fact that you know it that much.. CALM DOWN STEP OUT OF YOUR MF STAGE

• ⁠Cancer : baby u wont die if he didn’t text u back its okay u got plenty of others already waiting on your devils list Also can i have a hug ?

• ⁠Virgo : its ok boo you locked your door well babe no need to left your fkng work to go and make SURE ITS LOCKED DAMN Also u smell so good

• ⁠Libra : i mean just stop cmon do you know who you even are ? Cause u have different personalities for every fucking people u flirt with baby who is u ? I wont let u alone w ma men thooooo Also i like your style ma gawdhhhh

• ⁠Scorpio : pls mary me already, I’ll ask you to mary me if i ACTUALLY CAN FIND YOUR ASS WHY U HIDIN OBSERVING PEOPLE FROM THIS FAR AWAY ?! Why u got your sunglasses on in tha club tho babe its ok read ma soul cmon

• ⁠Sagitarius : ok i get it your the funniest lol i cant lie yall got me dead forreal, but u know its ok if u don’t cheat like dont worry babe

• ⁠Capricorn : bitch stop working ? GET U SOME DAMN FUCKING REST ? U actually so funny and cool when WE GET TO SEE U ONCE EVERY TEN YEARS

• ⁠Aquarius : Satan is that u ? Hey ? Hellooo ? Damn he left me on read. AGAIN BRO AGAIN EVEN SATAN SHOWS UP SOMETIMES WERE YALL AT DAMN

• ⁠Pisces : i lack water in my chart so im THIRSTY FOR YALL OKAY NOW SHUT UR LYING MOUTH UP BABE u were so cute and soft.. before ya opened ur mouth 🤣 what happened where u goinnnn? Okay they left the conversation already so can we talk about how they’re the best ? Cause i dont want them to know tho

I have mercury taurus im all about sarcasm now cancers dont come cryin as if i ruined your whole life in the comments please i have dinner

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