the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
ARIES:
TAURUS:
GEMINI:
CANCER:
LEO:
VIRGO:
LIBRA:
SCORPIO:
SAGITTARIUS:
CAPRICORN:
AQUARIUS:
PISCES:
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the signs as unhinged joe wilkinson tweets
aquarius:
pisces:
aries:
taurus:
gemini:
cancer:
leo:
virgo:
libra:
scorpio:
sagittarius:
capricorn:
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Films watched in 2023.
Top 10 May.
1. My Own Private Idaho (Gus Van Sant, 1991)
2. Scorpio Rising (Kenneth Anger, 1963)
3. Suspicion (Alfred Hitchcock, 1941)
4. All I Desire (Douglas Sirk, 1953)
5. One Girl’s Confession (Hugo Haas, 1953)
6. Fumer fait tousser (Quentin Dupieux, 2022)
7. Les Signes (Eugène Green, 2006)
8. El asesino de Pedralbes (Gonzalo Herralde, 1978)
9. Always for Pleasure (Les Blank, 1978)
10. Sabishinbô (Nobuhiko Ôbayashi, 1985)
(My list on Letterboxd -click here-)
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🕯️A Cancer Spooky Watchlist🕯️
Max (HBO):
Edward Scissorhands
The Corpse Bride
The Conjuring
From Hell
Prime:
The Wicker Man
Gaslight
Goodnight Mommy
House At The End Of The Street
Hulu:
Dark Shadows
The Babadook
The Menu
AHS Delicate
Netflix:
Crimson Peak
Casper
Lights Out
Japanese Tales of the Macabre
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Do you think Yoongi would ever let oc take charge? Maybe some body worship or soft dom! Reader to show him he’s loved🥹
that man is practically begging for this to happen SHSKDKSKD
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Happy Witchy Skirt Wednesday
🖤witchvamp.com🖤
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What kind of beautiful are you? (According to your sign)
Aries - passionately beautiful like a thunderstorm that bursts open the windows but brings in a wonderful fresh smell
Taurus - grounded beautiful like the feeling of the shadowy cool forest around you on a sunny day
Gemini - exciting beautiful like unexpected fireworks on an ordinary day
Cancer - classically beautiful like soft waves on the ocean rushing to the shore
Leo - sunshiningly beautiful like a glimmering light you don't wanna stare into for too long
Virgo - chaotically beautiful like the beauty of tidily raked leaves flying up in a burst of wind
Libra - ethereally beautiful like a mushroom circle you don't wanna step into because you're afraid you're gonna be infatuated for the rest of eternity
Scorpio - fascinatingly beautiful like that feeling of being the cool girl at a party, walking home in the middle of the night with your highheels in your hand, alone in a big city
Sagittarius - approachably beautiful, as in: the one that everyone wants to be more than just their friend, the one that got away, the memory of the first childhood love
Capricorn - authentically beautiful like the feeling when someone gives you an honest open compliment and you accept it wholeheartedly
Aquarius - special beautiful like the kind of people that you need to look at twice and then one more time, cause their face is like a painting you want to study
Pisces - lovely beautiful like a butterfly landing on the palm of your hand
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The Signs as Monsters/Cryptids
(requested by @singingsongsoflove)
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Aries: Dragon, Oni, Cerberus.
Taurus: Dryad, Satyr, Minotaur.
Gemini: Banshee, Chimera, Shapeshifter.
Cancer: Werewolf, Selkie, Ghost.
Leo: Vampire, Phoenix, Manticore.
Virgo: Dybbuk, Grim Reaper, Sasquatch.
Libra: Siren, Harpy, Witch.
Scorpio: Gorgon, Demon, Shinigami.
Sagittarius: Boogeyman, Mothman, Djinn.
Capricorn: Basilisk, Erinyes, Baba Yaga.
Aquarius: Zombie, Frankenstein, Yeti.
Pisces: Rusalka, Naiad, La Llorona.
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My sleep is getting fragile again. I'm constantly annoyed at basically nothing. Eating is a fucking chore. Mood in generally on a slump.
Huh.
Scary.
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the signs as 90s computer virus names
source: this antivirus names list that came with Windows 98 Plus, these are the filenames I would guess
ARIES: SCREAMING FIST
TAURUS: LADY DEATH
GEMINI: MULTICHILD
CANCER: UNDYING LOVER
LEO: BEHAVIOR DERANGED
VIRGO: DATACRIME
LIBRA: HARDY HARLOT
SCORPIO: VLAD DADDY
SAGITTARIUS: BURGER PIRATE
CAPRICORN: DIAMOND DAMAGE
AQUARIUS: PIXEL LIQUID
PISCES: ANXIETY POPPY
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happy pisces season!!
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i miss the eggs so damn much
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IMPORTANT NEWS:
The trout lilies are up! Not blooming yet, just leaves.
Therefore, spring is starting.
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🕯️An Aries Spooky Watchlist 🕯️
Max (HBO):
True Blood
Coraline
Orphan
The Lost Boys
Prime:
Mars Attacks
Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil
Hellraiser
Jeepers Creepers
Hulu:
The Hills Have Eyes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Series)
The Boogeyman
It
Netflix:
Creep
The Walking Dead
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Resident Evil
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bro…. everything is aligning…. that’s fucking crazy .
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signs as summer aesthetics
Sunshine Aesthetic Aries, Gemini (loves the hot weather because it means they can jump in the nearest pool, will chase the ice cream man down the street, always tans beautifully and gets freckles across the nose)
Cookout Aesthetic Taurus, Capricorn (gets a comforting feeling when they can smell someone using the grill outside in the evening, prances through sprinklers in their backyard and drinks water from the hose, wants to try out some new recipes)
Festival Aesthetic Pisces, Libra (adores incandescent lighting against the night sky, takes aesthetic pictures at the boardwalk with their closest friends, wants to fall in love underneath the fireworks)
Prairie Girl Aesthetic Cancer, Virgo (picks out a cute outfit to go to the farmer’s market, takes walks in the woods to collect flowers to press for their journal, ends their summer nights watching comfort movies in the AC)
Adventurer Aesthetic Sagittarius, Scorpio (wants to take spontaneous camping and road trips across the country, always finds cute little hole-in-the-wall shops and restaurants, makes s’mores over an open fire at the beach)
Critter Aesthetic Aquarius, Leo (favorite part of summer is the sound of the cicadas, makes best friends with the salamanders they find underneath rocks and the turtles along the riverbank, loves catching fireflies in jars)
spring / autumn
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