The signs as Imaan Hammam and He Cong for Vogue Global January 2022 looks
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
ARIES:
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GEMINI:
CANCER:
LEO:
VIRGO:
LIBRA:
SCORPIO:
SAGITTARIUS:
CAPRICORN:
AQUARIUS:
PISCES:
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the signs as balatro jokers
ARIES: Burnt Joker
TAURUS: Bull
GEMINI: Chaos the Clown
CANCER: Dusk
LEO: Baron
VIRGO: To Do List
LIBRA: Throwback
SCORPIO: Gros Michel
SAGITTARIUS: Hit the Road
CAPRICORN: To the Moon
AQUARIUS: Abstract Joker
PISCES: Splash
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the signs as the us presidents' doodles
source: The Washington Post
ARIES: Theodore Roosevelt
TAURUS: Herbert Hoover
GEMINI: Lyndon B. Johnson
CANCER: Rutherford B. Hayes
LEO: Dwight D. Eisenhower
VIRGO: Barack Obama
LIBRA: Warren G. Harding
SCORPIO: Richard Nixon
SAGITTARIUS: Theodore Roosevelt
CAPRICORN: Barack Obama
AQUARIUS: Herbert Hoover
PISCES: Ronald Reagan
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The signs as Eniola Abioro and Yuka Mannami's looks for Elle January 2020
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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the signs as new super mario bros. enemies' reaction to hearing the soundtrack go "paah"
(source: Mario Wiki)
ARIES: Mouths to the "Paah" vocals. (Lakitu's Cloud)
TAURUS: Rolls (when on the ground) or flips forward (when flying). (Waddlewing)
GEMINI: Turns its head into an orange-like fruit. When hit from underneath in this state, it will drop several coins instead of just one. (Bramball)
CANCER: Performs a short hop if the player is far away. If the player is nearby, it will bounce wildly in their direction; if they are standing on top of it, it will bounce in the direction that they are facing. (Blockhopper)
LEO: Turns towards the camera. (Koopa Troopa)
VIRGO: Briefly opens its mouth. (Bulber)
LIBRA: Stops and does a short dance. When there are two vocals in short succession, it puts its hands together and swings its arms to both sides. (Dry Bones)
SCORPIO: Pulsates. (Flower)
SAGITTARIUS: Performs a small hop while flapping its wings. If its sunglasses are knocked off, its hop is even shorter. (Cooligan)
CAPRICORN: Glows a little brighter. (Jellybeam)
AQUARIUS: Peeks out of its chestnut shell. (Prickly Goomba)
PISCES: Blows bubbles out of its mouth. (Urchin)
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the signs as benjamin franklin calling people drunk
in honor of the man's birthday
source, via
ARIES: He's right before the Wind with all his Studding Sails out
TAURUS: He's Swallow’d a Tavern Token
GEMINI: His Head is full of Bees
CANCER: He has drank more than he has bled
LEO: He's Rais’d his Monuments
VIRGO: He's taken off his Considering Cap
LIBRA: He's been too free with Sir John Strawberry
SCORPIO: He's haunted with Evil Spirits
SAGITTARIUS: He's in his Element
CAPRICORN: He’s contending with Pharaoh
AQUARIUS: He's Seen a Flock of Moons
PISCES: It is Star-light with him
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the signs as unused cat npcs from super paper mario
Source: Supper Mario Broth (fifth cat left off for entirely arbitrary reasons, but it is cute!)
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the signs as track titles from andre 3000's upcoming album 'new blue sun'
(I had to leave two off, alas)
GEMINI, SAGITTARIUS: I swear, I Really Wanted To Make A "Rap" Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time
SCORPIO, AQUARIUS: That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control … Sh¥t Was Wild
TAURUS, LIBRA: The Slang Word P(*)ssy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina . Do You Agree?
LEO, CAPRICORN BuyPoloDisorder's Daughter Wears A 3000™ Button Down Embroidered
ARIES, VIRGO: Ghandi, Dalai Lama, Your Lord & Savior J.C. / Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, And John Wayne Gacy
CANCER, PISCES: Dreams Once Buried Beneath The Dungeon Floor Slowly Sprout Into Undying Gardens
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The Signs as Terrible Anakin Flirting Moments
Aries: [Anakin, you’ve grown!] So have you. Grown more beautiful, I mean. For a senator, I mean.
Taurus: Are you an angel? I’ve heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They’re the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
Gemini: I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. [proceeds to touch Padmé’s skin]
Cancer: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven’t thought of you. And now that I’m with you again… I’m in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can’t breath. I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating… hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me… what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. …If you are suffering as much as I am, please, tell me.
Leo: You are so… beautiful.
Virgo: Sandstorms are VERY dangerous. C'mon, I’ll take you to my place.
Libra: [pulls Padmé into bedroom] I’m building a droid, wanna see?!
Scorpio: Love won’t save you, Padmé. Only my new powers can do that.
Sagittarius: I’d be much too frightened to tease a Senator.
Capricorn: We don’t have to run away anymore! I am more powerful than the Chancellor, I… I can overthrow him! And together, you and I can rule the galaxy - make things the way we want them to be!
Aquarius: I won’t lose you the way I lost my mother.
Pisces: Wait for me until I return … things will be different, I promise.[kisses Padmé]
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the signs as world of horror mysteries
ARIES: Eerie Episode of Evolving Eels
TAURUS: Restless Rumors of a Residential Recluse
GEMINI: Macabre Memoir of Morbid Mermaids
CANCER: Worrying Write-Up Of A Wordless Ward
LEO: Far-out Fable of a Fear Festival
VIRGO: Horrible History of Household Hell
LIBRA: Spine-Chilling Story of School Scissors
SCORPIO: Alarming Account of Abnormal Arms
SAGITTARIUS: Chilling Chronicle of a Crimson Cape
CAPRICORN: Vicious Verses of A Violent Vigil
AQUARIUS: Perilous Parable of the Peculiar Painting
PISCES: Bloody Brief of a Beckoning Bulletin
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the signs as slides from caroline polachek's "dang" performance on jimmy fallon
required watching:
ARIES:
TAURUS:
GEMINI:
CANCER:
LEO:
VIRGO:
LIBRA:
SCORPIO:
SAGITTARIUS:
CAPRICORN:
AQUARIUS:
PISCES:
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The signs as Bernard Charoy paintings
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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the signs as biljana electronica from planet of the bass
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The signs as Lene looks
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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The signs as Squidward gifs by Scorpio Boy
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
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the signs as developer messages from pro rally 2001
(source)
ARIES: FUNNY WEIRD CHILD DETECTED
TAURUS: REVENGE IS THE WAY
GEMINI: YOU MUST CHOICE A WAY
CANCER: DO YOU LOVE ME?
LEO: THE BIG-HEAD ONE
VIRGO: WHO GIVES UP GROGRAMMING
LIBRA: HELLO FROM SPAIN!
SCORPIO: HAS FAR AWAY GIRLFRIENDS
SAGITTARIUS: TIME OF Q KEY
CAPRICORN: DIOS,DIOS,DIOS!!!
AQUARIUS: BERNARDINO IS AN OWL HU HU!!
PISCES: HIS OWN PERSONALITY
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