#starkers dni

[the-bread-is-dead]

#Mcu #Marvel #Marvel memes #tony stark #Peter parker #irondad and spiderson #ironman #iron man #spider-man #spiderman #mcu memes #marvel cinematic universe #marvel mcu #starkers dni

[theglamorousferal]

Tony keeps in touch with Harley post IM3.

Tony hacks into Harley's school to see what his grades are and it not clocking that he could literally just ask about it.

Tony keeping up with the Keener’s via twice monthly phone calls that turn into weekly ones that turn into Tony and Mrs. Keener texting back and forth.

Tony invites the kid to visit during a school break where they both just tinker with things. Harley is nervous at first until they meet up again and they start snarking back and forth.

At least one minor fire or explosion happens. If asked, neither know what started it. (Tony was wiring a gauntlet and Harley jokingly called him Dad when Tony told him he had to do his homework.)

The Keener’s visit for a week in the summertime, Tony has bought the lake house earlier to have a place away from people. Mrs. Keener and Pepper get along pretty well and both the kids like Pepper, so Tony counts it as a win.

Tony offers to pay for Harley and his sister's education and Mrs. Keener took him up on it because there was no way she’d be able to afford to send both her kids to college unless one of them got a free ride and Tony shows he cares by spending money and making sure those he cares about are safe and comfortable.

Harley spends the summer before his freshman year of high school with Tony. Tony finds a used classic car and they spend the summer rebuilding it and upgrading the engine to run clean.

Tony finds Spider-Man and finds out he’s a year older than Harley. Tony panics because here’s another kid genius but this one's in way over his head and will stay in over his head regardless of if he has support or proper equipment. Tony decides that no one else is gonna help this kid and give him as much protection as he could if he built him a suit, so he does just that.

Tony finds out about Midtown through Peter and approaches Mrs. Keener with an opportunity for Harley. (It's a genius school and it's practically a feeder to MIT, it'll be great.) Harley moves into the tower that Tony has kept here because he has reason to stay in the city.

Tony is a lot better at dealing with a kid because he's been hanging out with Harley so long, so he invites Peter over to meet Harley and have lab time. 

Harley just quips “so you’re my replacement?” to Peter and Peter immediately panicking and stuttering over himself while Harley howls with laughter.

Harley helps Peter learn to be more comfortable around Tony by roasting Tony for twenty straight minutes and after a month of lab days enlists Peter's help in making a program for FRIDAY to blast Barbie Girl when Tony has spent 24 hours or more in the lab.

Peter asks Harley to hang out with Ned outside of lab days. The three of them end up building a LEGO Deathstar and have drawn up the plans to be able to make it hover the next lab day.

Peter and Harley become thick as thieves and get to the point of that weird twin telepathy especially when it comes to being sassy.

One school break the three of them didn't go outside for the first four days, just spending most of the time in the lab so Pepper comes in and orders them to go outside for once my god Tony. Take them to your favorite burger place, I don't care, just be outside.

This leads to the three of them getting Pap'd. ("Yeah, I was out to lunch with my two interns, what's the matter with that?" is the quote above a picture of him laughing as the two boys pretend their straw wrappers are mustaches.)

This leads Tony to realize that he hadn't actually gotten the boys registered as his interns and remedies this immediately. (with backpay into a trust for each of them(Harley already gets an allowance, Tony has no idea how much is the proper amount to give to a 14 year old, and so usually gives him a few of whatever bills are in his wallet.))

Tony decides that now that they're officially employees of SI, that means they get to check out the place and so brings them down to R&D where everybody is immediately charmed by Peter and amused by Harley. The boys end up talking to the interns on the floor while Tony discusses the latest StarkPad.

One lab day both Harley and Peter look exhausted but Peter still showed up for lab time so they make their way there. Tony takes one look at them and asks FRIDAY to scan them, they both have fevers and he herds them into his living room.

Tony orders all the cold remedies he can think of to be brought up to the penthouse. Tony instructs the boys to pick a movie while he gathers blankets and dumps them on the boys.

Tony frantically texting Harley's mom and May asking them what he should do I've never taken care of a sick kid before, there are two of them, what do I do??

May asks Tony if Peter can stay the night because she's working a double that she can't get out of. He says yes if she can tell him what to do for sick kids because Harley's mom hasn't been able to respond.

Tony ends up joining the boys on the couch after forcing each of them to take cold medicine and thrusting a bowl of chicken noodle soup into each of their hands. Tony's in between the boys.

Over the course of WALL-E each boy begins to sag eventually trapping Tony on the couch. He's got one drooling in his shoulder and another drooling on his thigh. He asks FRIDAY to take several pictures before going back to his work on his StarkPad.

This starts Peter staying over whenever May is working night shifts. Then staying over every other weekend. Then Tony invites May and Peter to go on vacation to the lake house for a few days in the summer.

The Keener family is also present and May, Pepper and Mrs. Keener get on like a house on fire. Peter loves playing with Abbie with Harley. Three group chats are made that day. The adults in a co-parenting chat, the ladies in an exasperated with our geniuses chat and the kids in a sass and meme chat.

Just, Tony becomes a dad to two brilliant boys (and maybe one of the boy's baby sisters too depending how you want to write her).

#fanfic #long post #tony stark #peter parker #may parker #harley keener #irondad #spiderson #potato son #pepper potts #ironfam #starkers dni #irondad and spiderson #iron man #iron man 3 #pepperony #spiderman

[idk-bruh-20]

(I'm not back sorry y'all, just saw we were due for a reminder)

#basically had to go on a blocking spree #if you see my posts on starker blogs pls lmk I'll probably see it eventually #unfortunately I'm still on timeout. my irl life is much healthier without the responsibilities of a blog #though! I'll add a bit of queue while I'm here <333 as a treat #irondad fam I have never forgotten you #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #tony stark #peter parker #ironfam #anti starker #starkers dni #announcements

[rob1ndad]

irondad fic prompts/requests open!

hey guys! i’m going to take irondad fic prompts! you can dm me, comment under this post, or reblog etc etc :) if u want a one shot go ahead and comment ur ask! i’ll post it to my ao3

ao3: robindad

#irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #irondad ao3 #marvel #NOT STARKER #starkers dni #probably not more than 5k words #happy to write almost anything. pls just don’t make me write ship stuff #absolutely not to starker tho. #i have the right to not write one for whatever reason #idk how long i’ll do this for so go ahead and get on it! #find my ao3 while ur at it xoxo

[tonystark-official]

hi um the art that you've been reblogging (anonoite) is by a starker artist

Thank you! This is a long time after the fact, but it's already been dealt with. Someone messaged me to inform me. Thank you again.

#starkers dni #please and thank you. #from the mun / ooc.

[kelconfetti]

unfriendly reminder, starkers get off my page we dont want you here

#starkers dni #marvel

[captshipper]

discourse: writing incest is WRONG

me, making Tony & Peter relatives on purpose

#starker #starker blog #antis dni #anti anti #proship safe

[frogdottir]

Ok I saw this reblog about how Irondad doesn’t work because “Peter ‘eat the rich’ Parker” would never, and yes! I agree, /that/ comic canon Peter Parker wouldn’t vibe with it.

However, we’ve gotta acknowledge that the Marvel Universe has become an endless stream of fanfiction— and no, I’m not talking about AO3.

You have MCU Peter - which is who all the irondadders are referencing. He’s a teenager. Yes, I agree the dynamic is more hardheaded than not, but he’s looked up to Tony his whole life. Tony saved him from being blasted at an expo. Theres some hero worship going on there fs, but he’s his own person too whos gotta figure himself out.

You have Spiderverse Peter. Specifically Peter B. Parker. He has a baby now :) He has probably never met/heard of ironman and wouldn’t get along with him. They’re both too far on the stubborn asshole radar imo.

You have Tobey!Peter and Andrew!Peter - both of which have no idea what an Avenger is, nor do I think being apart of a team would float their boat. Maybe Andrew!Peter, but I’m positive the dynamic would be different.

LETS NOT FORGET BILLIONAIRE PETER PARKER FROM THE SPIDEYPOOL SERIES. The guy IS the rich. Honestly, as much as I love that series and the Spider-Man Deadpool dynamic, not my fave take on Peter.

Edit: it has come to my attention that this Spider-Man is same universe as Superior Spider-Man (who wasn’t mentioned purposefully) Which makes a lot more since IMO.

multiverse multiverse multiverse

Then theres comics where Peter asks Tony for rich people favors— like borrowing his private space pod thing to get away from the world for a hot minute with Mary Jane??

Edit: yes, he’s terminally ill and he deserves a break— but going to space in multimillion dollar tech is different than a beach weekend and you and I could not afford that !!😭

Theres just /so/ much content

- Superior Spider-Man

- The Darkhold one shot

- the original TASM comics

- the infinity comic series

And theres like a shit ton more that I’m just not gonna mention.

My point — there are so many variations of this character that saying “never” about certain dynamics fails to acknowledge the version of Peter Parker people were introduced to. Personally, I read stories and comics from a ton of different angles, but if you don’t, thats alright.

Your Peter Parker is yours <3

#tldr; please stop getting mad at people for the way they like to enjoy Spider-Man #irondad #spideypool #spider man #spider man fanfiction #peter parker #fanfiction #mcu #comics #marvel comics #froggie rambles #blorbo #starker dni #bahahahhaha #the irony is not lost on me

[mattiecrypt]

Starker Festivals: Safe Sex BINGO

“I can’t believe you’re making me wear a condom, Pete.” Tony scoffs as he tears open the little gold packet with his teeth, “We’ve had plenty of sex before without them.”

“Yes! I know, but you’re lucky I haven’t caught anything from you before.” Peter watches as Tony stretches the condom over his straining erection, stroking a few times before he sighs.

“It just doesn’t feel right.” Tony mutters, “You get a single safe sex talk from the school and I’m the one who suffers?”

“You can suffer with your hand instead, if you so prefer, Daddy?” Peter coyly retorts.

“Naughty boy,” The man sighs, finally lining up to his boyfriend’s slick cunt, “Where did you learn to be so mean to me? You used to fall on your knees just to suck my cock after a long day and now you tell me I should jack off instead of fuck you because I prefer your bare cunt? That’s not very nice, is it baby?”

Peter moans as the man pushes inside, the usual perfect slide of skin on skin sullied by the requested condom. “W-Wait, Daddy, I’m sorry for being mean— take it off, please.”

“No, I don’t think I will. Safe sex is so important, as you said. Plus, wouldn’t want my baby catching anything from his gross old boyfriend, would I?” Tony mocks as he pounds deeply into the boy’s pussy, not giving him any reprieve as each and every moan is punched out of him. Barely able to breath from the assault on his pussy.

“No, Daddy, I’m sorry Daddy please—“ He cries into Tony’s shoulder, the man’s hairy body blanketing his own smooth one, “Please be nice, I’m sorry.”

Tony cums to the sound of Peter apologizing, giving a few quick swirls of his fingertips to the boy’s clit before he’s following, sobbing and squirting but empty. Nothing to leak out and embarrass him further or tantalize his boyfriend into one more round.

“What do we say?” Tony asks.

“Thank you, Daddy.” Peter sniffles.

#nsft #starker #mcu #marvel #tony stark x peter parker #peter parker x tony stark #sfsummerbingo22 #starkerfestivalsevents #tony x peter #minors dni #suggestive

[sillyparker]

hello!!! i made this account just to share my thoughts about mainly spider-man, but i'll definitely be talking alot about anything as a whole!

also i'm a huge irondad-spiderson fan, so please DNI starkers, and i mean that whole heartedly, please stay away.

excluding that, hope you enjoy my silly posts!! if theres anything you disagree w or anything i said wrong feel free to inform me, i am also a bit of a tumblr newbie so dont mind my struggles !!

#i use any pronouns btwww!!!! :3 #not into spidey ships #im into alot of stuff #which includes genshin and kpop #which i dont plan on posting about often #again dni starkers pls

[exauhstedsunflower]

hey guys! So um, I’m the writer for Practically Annie (except not Annie at all) ! After literal months I’ve updated it, and its a pretty long one. But! I thrive on positive reinforcement. And I’ve made myself a promise to respond to every comment on that fic from now on so that I don’t lose my creative spark for it again. So if you haven’t, please comment if you have time. You don’t have to, obviously, but it’s be nice to see support.

Fic summary below:

Practically Annie (Except not Annie at all)

Chapters: 8/?

“This is a lot to process right now. Would you like them to step outside? Maybe take a break?”

Thank God someone said it. Jesus.

“Yes. Good idea. Yeah, yep, yes, please.”

The Stark’s are rushed out of the room and Peter jumps far away from the door in order to not have to touch them right now. He needs to be far away. The only person that doesn’t leave is the social worker lady, and that's fine. She’s not a liar. She’s the only one giving him any choices today.

“Can we open that window, please?” He requests, finally giving in and sitting down.

The woman rushes to the window, pushing it up.

“Do you want to talk? Or just sit here?”

He has no idea what to say, but also, if he sits here in silence he’ll probably explode. When he doesn’t respond right away, still breathing unevenly, she makes a comment on a bird she sees outside. It’s a red cardinal, apparently when you see one it means someone who passed away is watching over you. 

He likes this woman.

-

Or, Peter has been homeless since the blip, and then the Stark’s eventually find out and adopt him.

#Spider-man #peter parker #tony stark #pepper potts #starker dni #Mcu #non canon compliant #like at all #peter is sad in this #It is yet another tony stark adopts peter parker fic #Pepper is in it a lot too though because I love her #And Morgan stays #I’m really proud of this

[fotibrit]

Is it a Starker dni thing or they can reblog stuff but not use the tag?

Id rather starker dni. If I could, I would make sure nobody thinks of that when seeing my posts. As it stands, the only way I can know someone ships that is if they tag it, and thats why its phrased that way in the intro post. But overall, if you ship starker and think of it when seeing my posts, i would rather be blocked than interacted with.

#abt me #fotibrit

[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

keep you close (but push you away)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52479370 by 00x_png Tony feels like he’s taking all the wrong steps in this whole ‘mentor’ thing. He initiates contact, figures out that close contact causes hurt, takes a step back, but can’t help but want to be involved, because he realises he cares about that Parker kid. So when Peter opens up to him, Tony has no idea what to do. Words: 2424, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Pepper Potts (briefly mentioned), James “Rhodey” Rhodes (briefly mentioned) Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Aunt May Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Peter Parker has PTSD, Peter Parker Has Panic Attacks, it’s not explicitly described though, describing having a panic attack but not having one moreso, Guilty Tony Stark, not much of a father figure here but he’s trying, Caring Tony Stark, Nervous Peter Parker, Peter Parker Goes To Therapy, this isn’t as angsty as the tags make it out to be, also might mislead you a bit haha, POV Tony Stark, POV Third Person, Depressed Peter Parker, starkers dni read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52479370

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

[captshipper]

"but writing incest is SO PROBLEMATIC"

me with who has OCs with consensual & non-consensual incestuous relationships

me who writer starker AUs where they're blood relatives

#starker #ocs #starkercest for the win #my obsidian has an incest tag lol #proship #proship safe #antis dni #I have a fucking folder titled “family affairs”...

[bunn-iiii]

holy shit I had a minors dni, proship, incest shiper, starker blog following and interacting with me, I've never blocked someone faster

#I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT'S WHAT THEIR BLOG WAS ABOUT OH MY GOD #SICKENED.

[userpeggycarter]

your 'won't reblog' list is so funny imagine being a loser who hates fun that much. imagine being such a sad little butt baby you can't interact with anyone who likes things you don't. couldn't be me!

wow. i don't even know where to begin.

it's kinda hilarious that **I** am the sad little butt baby but you're the one having a meltdown in my inbox? being butthurt because a stranger has a "won't reblog" section in their about page????? do you have self awareness??? read that second to last sentence I just typed again. read it. HOW CAN YOU NOT GET IT???? 😱

second of all, the "won't reblog" section is a guideline for tagging me on posts. i don't reblog that stuff for a reason. it's not a DNI. in fact, I do interact with people who reblog and make content about (some of) that stuff listed in my blog because the morals of media consumption are complicated and very personal. some things i draw a very hard line on, some i don't. let me explain each of those "forbidden media" in my blog for you in basic terms like I'm talking to a child (because i am):

Wizarding World: JK Rowling is a TERF, an antisemite and a racist. i thought this one was self-explanatory. it's 2023 ffs

MCU!Maximoffs are white-washed, anti-romani and very antisemitic. google that stuff if you don't know. next question. (i did reblog a MCU Wanda gifset recently btw, but a mutual tagged me on it and i felt awkward ignoring it, but when that happens i tag those posts with #mcu wanda because some people blacklist that tag and for good reason. also it's a subtle way to say I'm not okay with her. i wish these awkward situations didn't happen but they do and i like to support creators, despite your allegations that i don't.

starker is a p*do ship. thorki is inc*st. duh

ngl reylo is not necessarily problematic i just think it's lame lol maybe it shouldn't be on the list because all of that other stuff has serious problems (IN MY OPINION!)

red/orange/color-washed content is racist if done with POC (and it's even a bad look if you're dealing with white people, to a lesser extent ofc)

i don't need to explain johnny depp do i? christ

henry cavill dated a teenager. google it

the last of us's creator is anti palestine and pro genocide.

elizabeth olsen said the G slur on air in the Graham Norton show AFTER he told her it was a slur!!!!!!!!!!! again google it.

gal gadot is also anti palestine. remember the IDF cunt post? iconic

taylor swift: same thing with reylo, i'm just not interested in her, even though she's not exactly a saint either... but honestly i put TS on the list mostly because most of the gifmaker community loves her and i was worried people would tag me on TS content and that would be an uncomfortable situation, because i don't like to ignore tagged posts but also i like to have boundaries/preferences, even though YOU deem them silly or stupid (like if that's your right to do so lmao alexa play toxic by britney spears)

i'm betting money it was the taylor swift thing that pissed you off lol maybe mcu wanda???? both?

stolen/reposted content is also self-explanatory right? or are you that stupid? considering the tantrum i think you are but hope springs eternal i guess...

LAST, but not least, i'm gonna end on a positive note because unlike you I'm not a cunt (derogatory). I'm gonna address your first message here:

listen, i get it. i get frustrated with notes too. the grass is always greener and there's always a bigger fish i guess. you envy me and i envy other creators bigger than me. but we shouldn't do that. first of all, it's not a competition. my "success" (it's tumblr at the end of the day... silly stuff!) is not a threat to you or anyone else. people can reblog my gifs and yours, they don't have to pick a creator. unfortunately, tumblr has been suffering from lack of interaction lately and it's just getting worse. all creators are complaining about it. creators of different sizes and different niches, btw. we complain in private and in public. and what tumblr does in return? text posts complaining about us complaining get 50k notes in a day. it's tough. we shouldn't be treated this way, even though no one is obliged to reblog stuff and we aren't owed notes. but it's natural and fair to feel sad about lack of recognition and complain about. tumblr's lack of engagement is going to kill the website, but that's a conversation to another day.

i want to end with this:

you need to create because you want to create. you need to create because you want to get better at your craft. recognition is good and it's natural to want and feel upset about the lack of it, but it shouldn't kill your creative spirit. social media has poisoned our brains. 50 notes might not sound a lot but imagine 50 people in real life complimenting you. you might be someone's favorite creator. you might be a niche creator who is carrying your community on your back and people in that niche are so grateful for you, even though they don't say that. because unfortunately, hate speaks louder than love. case in point, this hate mail. for every one of you out there, there must be 10 people who like my work. but i never hear from them and that sucks, but i must believe that they exist and be thankful for them. sometimes people will recognize my hard work and i'm very grateful for those moments. they do motivate me, but they aren't the only thing that motivates me. making posts i wanna reblog but won't exist until i make them motivates me. getting better at my craft motivates me. making friends because of my craft motivates me. knowing i'm entertaining people (even though they're very silent about their appreciation of my work) motivates me. tumblr is a social media platform and social media is made by its users. if anyone stopped posting, there wouldn't be anything to do here. my gifset might not change the trajectory of someone's day (sometimes it does!), but it's my drop of water alongside thousands of other drops of water from other users that make this ocean that we all swim in. don't give up. keep making gifs. you will get better at them. people will follow you. you will get more notes. might not be enough followers or enough notes in your opinion, but we shouldn't put a number on our value.

and let me tell you a secret: when your goal is numbers, you're never satisfied. believe me, i learned this lesson. i thought i would be happy with hundreds of followers. then i got hundreds of followers. suddenly they weren't enough, i wanted thousands of followers now. and then i got them. guess what? i still seek validation through numbers (google David Foster Wallace's This is Water btw). but it will never be enough because you are now and i was then looking at the wrong solution to the problem. i need to FEEL enough, not be told by numbers or people that I'm enough. I'm the one that decides that. and i am enough. I'm good, even. hell, I'm great. and in theory, so do you, but god that attitude... it ain't it. it will only cause you pain. and worse, it's causing you to try to cause pain in others. isn't that sad? isn't that shameful? i do say try because newsflash pussycat, it didn't work. i was baffled by your hate (thankfully i don't get a lot of hate around here!), but i wasn't hurt. because I'm not threatened by your perception of me. because it's superficial, childish, hateful, you name it. i know myself. i love myself. in the words of my beloved URL namesake, i know my value. do you know yours? it doesn't seem like you do. and that type of attitude only lessens your value, babe. this is not getting you anywhere in tumblr or worse, in life.

this would be the moment in which i would wish you the best, but you know what? fuck you. i hope you get no notes until eternity. but in case an innocent person is reading this and is also battling with their self-worth due to tumblr notes: i wish you the best. don't give up.

#type: ask #Anonymous