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tonsillessscum · 5 months
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dathomirdumpsterfire · 2 months
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[Subtext: you showed up to bingo night uninvited.]
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mroddmod · 1 month
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selfishly, i am letting them bask in the sun, worry-free and safe, one last time.
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starwarjotta · 3 months
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looking for someone on Tatooine
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tyquu · 2 months
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My n' my friend were being silly thinking about what these two would get up to in a reluctant temporary wild space alliance.
(I have not read the Thrawn books yet, everything i know about him beyond rebels is through @gherkinlizard )
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cj-kenobi · 1 month
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otter-wan says it's time for BIG yawn and commander cuddles
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missshezz · 3 months
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eriexplosion · 1 year
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I know there's no like Canon confirmation on how old the Bad Batch are but I think the younger they are the funnier it is that Rex punched Crosshair in the face. Like.
Rex: *spends the entire show being level headed, dependable, and reliable.*
Crosshair: *opens his goddamn mouth*
Rex:
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clonehub · 5 months
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Commander "serve cunt or die" wolffe versus Captain "costco fashion isnt lame why do you keep saying that" Rex
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cptrexwalker · 1 year
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Tumblr is mean and won’t let me reply, but I use “Twinote” !! Hope that helps baes
More shitty clone wars Twitter, hope you all enjoy. 😔
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tonsillessscum · 6 months
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evil-swedenish · 1 year
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Accidental head bonk and its consequences
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betbiem · 2 years
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I’m a little sleep deprived and I had a right good chuckle when I thought of this last night.
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mentally-retired · 2 months
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i love it when these two men kiss (they have never kissed) (and never will) (i live in blorbo world)
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cj-kenobi · 14 days
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Anakin just walked in on something he Wishes He Hadn't
reference under the cut!
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chamerionwrites · 9 months
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Now and then I have a little giggle when I recall that JJ Abrams made Rey Palpatine's grandkid via some sort of nonsensical cloning plot. It's not the worst thing in the ST but I do think it's emblematic of why it's bad. Signifier without substance. Derivative *and* gutless. Tried to rip off ESB without understanding how the Vader reveal works as a narrative beat, gave Sheev spawn, and didn't even have enough courage of their convictions to admit that he fucks.
Like we all know Vader spent two decades pining gloomily after Padmé. But Palpatine? Sheev Palpatine? The guy whose two modes are smiling smug self-satisfied secret smiles to himself and crowing POWER, UNLIMITED POWER? The guy who cackles with maniacal relish anytime he gets to let his hair down and have a lightsaber fight? That guy is a hedonist. Tell me I'm wrong. That man is at all times enjoying the hell out of being irredeemably evil. He is a literal emperor, the vastly powerful and mostly unchallenged ruler of the galaxy, reveling in a victory he spent many years plotting and scheming for. And they had to invent some half-assed narrative afterthought of a cloning program rather than simply allowing us to assume that at some point in the two+ decades between ROTS and ROTJ, that man got laid? The cowardice. The incompetence. The sheer commitment to taking every conceivable L
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