I'm a fry cook. Spatulas are part of my religion.
SpongeBob
9 notes
·
View notes
Kikimora: You are a clone, I've heard your voice thousands of times.
Hunter: Mine might be the last one you hear.
136 notes
·
View notes
Grogu using the force to spin his chair, how valid
And Din is being the Best Dad in the Galaxy
2K notes
·
View notes
How that scene in the Mandalorian should have gone
627 notes
·
View notes
How I imagined Sabine Wren coming out:
Sabine: Hey, I’m lesbian.
Ezra:
Ezra: I thought you were Mandalorian.
304 notes
·
View notes
rex: and these are our new-
echo, picking up dogma: thanks, we'll take these
rex: he's not a tooka, you can't just-
fives, picking up tup: do you have a name yet? 'cause i think you look like a fives jr
rex, with a tired sigh: just don't do anything that will require flimsiwork. i'm begging you
echo: of course captain <3
fives, loudly whispering to echo: do adoption forms count as flimsiwork?
706 notes
·
View notes
Sabine: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one, boys.
Din: Ignite it is then.
203 notes
·
View notes
Anakin: He's a Mandalorian, your a Jedi!
Luke: That doesn't make us enemies.
239 notes
·
View notes
Boba Fett: On the plus side of the scale, if you’re gonna rob a bank, hey do it. You know, no big deal.
Din Djarin: don’t- you can’t say- you don’t encourage someone to rob a bank.
Boba Fett: Rob a bank.
229 notes
·
View notes
Bo-Katan: Maybe we should hold hands.
Din: …
Bo-Katan: For safety.
Din: You’re absolutely right.
286 notes
·
View notes
Bo : Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at Imperials" and I think that's very sexy of us.
The Armorer: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
367 notes
·
View notes
Ahsoka: Din grew up in a cult so he's always trying to prove that he's tough
Boba: Careful, that's hot
Din: Oh is it? Hmm?
Din: *pours entire bottle of hot source into his broth and chokes on it*
198 notes
·
View notes