#source: justice league unlimited

[starlightshadowsworld]

Tachihara: They'd strap me onto their machines and poke wires into my brain. "Tachihara can you move this metal object with your ability?"

Chuuya: clenches his fist

Tachihara: Yeah, I could. They were training me. Turning me into a weapon for justice they said. Well they got their weapon. I got cheated out of my childhood.

Chuuya: I know what that's like

Tachihara: You do, don't you? I'm gonna die real soon. I'll fall apart without the touch ups.

Chuuya: We're not gonna let that happen.

Tachihara: Why go so far? It's not like I'm even human anymore.

Chuuya: Yes you are.

Tachihara: Shocked

Chuuya: Whatever those government fucks have done to you doesn't change that. You are human, Michizou Tachihara. Don't let anyone tell ya otherwise.

Tachihara: tries to hide he's crying

Chuuya: rolls his eyes Come here, kid opens his arms

Tachihara: hugs him, crying

#Source: justice league unlimited #bsd #tachihara michizou #chuuya nakahara #bsd tachihara #bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Liu Qingge: Why are you doing this?

Shen Jiu: Because I’m bored, it’s funny, and I hate you.

#source: justice league unlimited #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #Shen Jiu #liu qingge #liujiu

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jake: Look, there's no dersites after Jane, we're not gonna go through this whole hullabaloo just because she's been having too many jalepeno poppers before bed

Dirk: Almond brittle

Jane: How do yo- are you going through my trash??

Dirk: Please

Dirk: I go through everyone's trash

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jake english #dirk strider #jane crocker #mod terezi #source: justice league unlimited #i was watching a video on jlu and that line never fails to crack me up #you think he's about to rise above the accusation but nope #he reveals he goes so much lower

[paper-gold-theories]

[After a team-up #2] - Getting the digits

[The other heroes and police show up to the scene]

Flug: Looks like you guys can handle the rest. I've got work back in the manor. You've got my new number, right?

GoldHeart, smirks: I think so...

---

(GoldHeart had Flug's old number, even before they became Arch-Nemesis, but after Flug crashed his plane into Black Hat Manor and worked for Black Hat, his phone was destroyed and he had to get a new one. Much to GoldHeart's frustration.

Flug hopes he won't regreat giving GoldHeart his new number for emergencies (like emerncy team ups today) and hero-villain business only.

Meanwhile GoldHeart was estatic to finally get his Arch-Nemesis's number back and definitely was not thinking of calling Flug for a booty call and dates, convincing him to redeem himself so that can get married or something like that afterwards even more than the last time he had his number 👀)

[Part 1]

#villainous #villanos #dr flug #dr kenning flugslys #goldheart #gold heart #herbert leth #flug #villainous headcanons #incorrect quotes #villainous incorrect quotes #source: justice league unlimited #source: justice league

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Osamu: Personally, I blame you. Atsumu: How could this possibly be my fault? Osamu: Because otherwise it would be my fault, and that can't be right.

#miya osamu #miya atsumu #miya twins #haikyuu #inarizaki #source: justice league unlimited

[incorrect-losers]

Patty *over the phone*: So, what are you wearing?

Stan: Blue overcoat. Fedora.

Patty: You really stink at this

Stan: Orange socks

Patty: *hangs up*

#it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #losers club #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #patty blum uris #patty uris #patty blum #stan uris #stanley uris #source: justice league unlimited

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Derek says you're a nut job.

Peter: Funny, he says the same thing about you.

Stiles: He's right.

#teen wolf #steter #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #peter hale #ian bohen #source: justice league unlimited

[capndragn94]

*Humans shielding Luz and Hunter from Belos*

Principal Hal: Drop the act! You think killing witches and demons would make the world safe? Or killing these kids? Or us? Tell me - how many of us do you have to kill to keep us safe?

Belos: They're the ones I'm after, not you. I'm not the menace, witches are. Magical beings.

Masha: You're the only one around here with magic.

*After a tense silence, Belos backs off*

Belos: All right, I've become what I hate, I'll give you that. But in the long run, you'll see I was right. You'll see you need the likes of me to protect you from them! 

#the owl house #owl house #toh #owl house incorrect quotes #toh incorrect quotes #source: justice league unlimited #principal hal #masha toh #hunter toh #masha #hunter #luz noceda #human realm #emperor belos #belos #philip wittebane #monster belos

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Mirella: You got a plan?  Nita: Yeah, try to stay alive.  Mirella: You got a good plan? 

#incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes #not even bones #incorrect quotes #only ashes remain #market of monsters #when villains rise #nita #incorrectquotes #mirella #source: justice league unlimited

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Kid that walks up to Guy Gardner after he defeated a villain: Can I have your autograph?

Guy: Eh sure

*Guy signs the notebook page and hands it back to the kid*

Kid, eagerness quickly turns to disappointment: I thought you were Booster Gold…

#my post #incorrect quotes #source: justice league unlimited #justice league 2001 #dcau justice league #dcau #guy gardner #booster gold #justice league unlimited

[starlightshadowsworld]

Moonlit Butterfly AU

Atsushi: They turned me into a weapon, for justice they said. Well they got their weapon and I got cheated out of my childhood.

Yosano: I understand.

Atsushi: sad smile You do, don't you?

#Moonlit Butterfly AU #atsushi nakajima #yosano akiko #bsd atsushi #bsd yosano #bungou stray dogs #Bsd #Source: justice league unlimited

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Jiang Cheng: Personally I blame you.

Wei Wuxian: How is this my fault?!

Jiang Cheng: Because then it would be my fault and that can’t be right.

#source: justice league unlimited #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #Jiang Cheng #twin dumbasses of yunmeng #twin prides of yunmeng

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: So my sprite is now bigger than my mother's pickup truck

Rose: Personally, I blame you John

John: How is this possibly my fault?

Rose: Because then it would be my fault, and that can't be right

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #john egbert #mod terezi #source: justice league unlimited #she's got you there john just take the L

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Look, we got off on the wrong foot. Don’t you think we could find plenty of things that we all have in common if we just tried? 

Purple Dragon: No.

Donnie: Raph, say something! 

Raph: *knocks out leader* 

Donnie: …

Raph: Preemptive strike.

#thank you for the submission <3 #submission #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: justice league unlimited #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #raphael #the purple dragons

[incorrectnwsl]

Christen Press: Personally, I blame you.

Tobin Heath: How can it possibly be my fault?

Christen: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can’t be right.

#Source: Justice League Unlimited #USWNT #WOSO #NWSL #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect NWSL Quotes #Christen Press #Tobin Heath

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: What is the big deal about this?

Richie: Big deal? Big deal?! You’re married!

Eddie: So?

Richie: I don’t know what’s scarier! The fact someone married you, or the fact you haven’t been divorced yet

#it’s okay rich just wait #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #reddie #myra kaspbrak #source: jlu #source: justice league unlimited