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Thoughts I had during TGCF Season 1 the Recap!
Basically, I recap the First Season of TGCF with my reactions, before my Season 2 binge watch!
Ep 1
-Don’t go out there… don’t go out there… don’t go out there… don’t go out there… *Bride gets snatched* Okay, maybe you should’ve gone out there.
-Right after XL ascends, Lan Hai and Qing Tao then go, “Huh, Who is that?”  Then everybody yells at them, “PRINCE XIE LIAN!”
-So much Property Damage…
-Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
-Fu Yao, *Is sarcastic and rolls his eyes* Basically me: He’s just like me fr!!!
-Hehehehehehe Dick joke XD
-Sees Bride!XL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m Sorry XD!
-Yeah right a few alterations, she totally fixed his make up calling it.
-*Sees Bridesmaids NF and FY like* W H E E E Z E XD XD XD XD
-So that’s how he was able to last longer than the previous bride
-Pass me the Aux cord!  You better not be playing mainstream garbage! *Turns on One Flower and One Sword and vibes like there’s no tomorrow*!
-I now pronounce you both husband and husband!  You may now kiss the gro- I mean, bride!  
Ep 2
-Honey, He looks a little too good looking to be the Ghost groom
-That temple looks abandoned, and the animation camera for walking inside
-There’s the ugly mob
-Hehe Xie Lian’s aggressive kindness
-When the mob scooched away from Bride!Lian I freaking lost it XDXDXDXD
-And Nan Feng and Fu Yao inch away instead of defending him!  
W H E E Z E!
-The fact they both agreed to not explain anything XD!
-Xiao Ying is a real friend
-And hurting the injured is a real low for the mob
-They have enraged the ghost groom
-KO!  Flawless victory!
-Zombie brides!
Ep 3
-Didn’t know it a zombie apocalypse happened in Ancient Feudal China (I need to brush up on my history)
-Welp, now they’re grateful 
-Wait a minute, he was an acrobat???  Xie Lian Pre 3 ascension life spinoff when??? (That’ll prolly never happen)
-Man here comes the Bride Pun count: 3
-Now that is an Azula level breakdown
-They are not merciful with the body count in this whole series
-Woah saved by literal divine intervention
-Geez, Pei Ming this is why we don’t Ghost our Exes, Pun Count: 4
-Man, Xuan Ji, maybe you should’ve heard of the phrase, “Plenty of Fish in the sea”
-The way Xie Lian blinked when he realized he was still in the wedding dress XD!
-Restoring faith in Ming Guang
-Oh no Trauma
Ep 4
-He’s so distraught he couldn’t follow
-The telepathic matrix, is basically the world’s first discord server
-Thank you Ling Wen
-Aw he likes Hua Cheng’s name!
-That explains the fall of Xianle and the Moldy Face Plague
-Let’s be honest, Bai Wuxiang is totally responsible for Covid-19
-Woah Hua Cheng has made his mark on Heaven
-Aww he thinks the Butterflies are beautiful!
-Honestly, smart move Mu Qing and Feng Xin
-Oh she is so burnt out
-Yeah, who was the Prince of Xianle anyway?
-WHY IS EVERYBODY’S EYELINER GAME SO ON POINT?!?!?!?!
Ep 5
-The way he blew off that maple leaf
-Oooh that subtle hinting later on and symbolism with Xie Lian
-The way he moved in closer *fangirls like no tomorrow*
-I freaking love the instrumental version of Hong Jue
-Is he touched starved?  He is touch starved
-I love that when San Lang scared the Ghosts shitless they ended up running like no tomorrow, Ghost 1: Book it guys our lives depend on it!  Ghost 2:  But we’re already dead! Ghost 1:  Well it’s just an expression!
-And there was only one bed.  Oh my gods there was only one bed!!!
-Aw he caught him staring
-I believe you Ox cart man
-Heck with how popular TGCF is right now, Xie Lian would be worshipped today by fans like us
-His luck did rub off on you and you should take it all Xie Lian
-Welp time to go start the next arc
Ep 6
-Woah, that old man is traumatized
-Of course being a martial god, he has experience in combat.  Have you seen him in a sword dual at Yinian bridge? (Subtle Phineas and Ferb quote)
-Yep called it, and the gong noise when the door opened!
-“How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean???”
-Awww look at San Lang’s emo hoodie!
-You know what’s better than one evil Daoist?  Two evil Daoists!
-And he drank the whole thing like a boss
-Now Nan Feng’s acting like an NPC from a fantasy video game
-The woman in the teal cloak saw him
-He’s touched starved again!
-Best chemistry ever!
-And after Rouye grabs San Lang and Xie Lian says, “I didn’t mean San Lang”. Rouye goes: “Really? Ok!”  And then lets him go, that’s just the hypothetical dialogue I’ve got for the silk band
Ep 7
-It’s official!  Xie Lian is shorter than San Lang people! 
-I’ve heard of a close knit unit but this is just insane!
-There’s so many people
-Ooooohhh That poor poor general
-SO MANY COBRAS!
-Oh no and 4’s an unlucky number in China
-He is sucking the venom out like a G!  Get yourself a man like San Lang people!
-You know we’re all thinking what Xie Lian’s thinking about how he’s going to clean San Lang’s bloodied lips (I’ll let you share your answers in the comment section)
-And Fu Yao’s stuck with merchant sitting
-Really lovely desert travel music!
-Yeah he does know an awful lot
-Uh oh the woman in the black cloak spotted them
Ep 8
-Thank you San Lang for protecting your man like a champ!
-Ooooh cool more Ban Yue lore!
-Ooooh his poor, poor head
-And San Lang’s expression, is worried if he hurt him, but it worked!
-Yeah but our faces don’t stick out of the ground like a fresh tater!
-Aw no they’re gonna need sacrifices
-Zhao’s fight response kicked in
-Eeenie meanie meinie that kid (probably Kemo)
-“Sully not thine honor on innocent blood” That almost sounded like a bible quote…?
-Dude Xie Lian was royalty
-Trust fall!  (You’ll see next ep peeps!)
-Oh and Xie Lian’s scream!  Kind of needed more raw emotion though
Ep 9
-He’s gonna jump into the pit, he’s jumping into the pit, he jumped into the
-Xie Lian’s like: Well I am going down there, but I won’t go down alone!
-The pit’s entrance is sealed!
-Trust fall!  TRUST FALL!  
-He touched his throat!
-There’s your answer Xie Lian
-Dance fight!  Dance fight!
-You’re just gonna excuse the mass murder San Lang committed in the pit?????
-Let me just find somewhere that isn’t covered in blood
-Oh yeah you’re grateful for San Lang carrying you
-The faces they made when he called them out for jumping into the pit XD Xie Lian’s eyes are wide and blank while San Lan has a cat face! XDXDXDXDXD
-She came down!
Ep 10
-She saw Xie Lian and San Lang
-So many fallen Ban Yue soldiers
-Hi Fu Yao
-I wasn’t kidding when I said Fu Yao isn’t great at crowd control
-Thank you Fu Yao
-She’s holding his hand and he’s patting her head my freaking heart!!!! 
-Oh No! Vomit trigger warning for this episode people
-Xie Lian raised her more than her Yong’An father did (and to some extent her late mother)
-It was still a good choice after all Xie Lian
-Take it easy with the ‘Bad Cop’ routine Fu Yao
-Oh no a scorpion snake
-Well that’s bad
Ep 11
-Aiaigasa!  It’s Aiaigasa again folks AAAAAHHH!!!!
-Scorpion tailed cobras why’d they have to be Scorpion tailed Cobras?!?!?!?!?
-That explains the sandstorm
-Ooooh Pei Xiu army backstory
-Ugh Classist general
-No Ban Yue!!!!  She was so young!!! T - T
-Yeah where will Xie Lian go from here?
-Oooh Yizhen got name dropped too!
-Uncle Jiang is cured!
-And the way he’s running away from the duo XDXDXD!
-Here’s why Fu Yao left early, as they healed Uncle Jiang he contacted Nan Feng through the telepathic array and Fu Yao’s reason is:  Come on, you know how horrifying his highness’ cooking can be.  This is just my theory, and I’d love to hear your possible ones in the comments!
-And the way Hua Cheng moved in closer and just preferred to be called ‘San Lang’ my freaking heart!!!
Ep 12
-We are back in Puqi village folks
-I freaking love how Xie Lian says ‘The Crimson Rain Sought Flower’ Howard Wang’s voice could act as my new sleeping aid
-Oh yeah San Lang does treasure you dude
-Ban Yue deserves all the head pats!!!!
-Ban Yue, I think you should keep living despite all the mistakes you’ve made… other than that I also don’t know the answer like Xie Lian
-Aww Xie Lian will love him no matter if he’s hideous or a monster he really does have the best standards!
-Awwww He’s hot when he’s mad!
-Another Reason why Hualian works so well is that San Lang also Respects!  Xie Lian’s!  Boundaries (Yep still not getting involved with the Helluva Boss drama folks)
-It’s official!  That looks like an engagement ring people!
-Dude pass me the Aux cord!  Ya better not be playing mainstream garbage *Puts on Hong Jue at full blast and vibes like no tomorrow!*
-It’s like they’re running towards each other AAAAAHHH!!!
-Welp, see you guys later for Season 2!
Season 2! Here I come!!!!
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@chucktaylorupset Thx for the tag this was really fun!
3 ships you like:
1. Xie Lian x Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu/Heaven Official’s blessing). Red x White pairs have me in a freaking chokehold (That’s the only ship I know so far)
2. Anis x Shirin x Nameless Husband (I’ve named him Farid) (A bride’s story/ Otoyomegatari) Probably the best written OT3 I’ve ever come across, and I know there is nothing straight going on between Shirin and Anis.
3. Elaine Clarke x Prince Sebastian of Aerie (The Blind Prince). I really love Elaine’s character design, and her interactions with Sebastian are so grin inducing! Also the Webtoon has returned!
First Ship Ever:
It definitely has to be Robin Hood x Maid Marian from the disney movie, maybe I should write fanfic and draw fanart for it?
Last song you heard:
红帘前 Hong Lian Qian by 微晨 Wei Chen, Instant sketching music!!!
Favorite childhood book:
It has to be Harold and the Purple Crayon since the first book was my very first birthday present!
Currently reading:
I have started the first book of Heaven Official’s blessing and I am waiting for weekly updates of The Blind Prince.
Currently consuming:
I’ve started rewatching Avatar the Last Airbender. I’m about to watch Season 2 of Heaven official’s blessing. I’ve also been watching The Apothecary diaries and Frieren.
I’ve got two watchlists related to Disney Animation and Studio Ghibli
Also parental Hualian fics.
Currently craving:
1. Heaven Official’s Blessing Donghua Seasons 3-8!!!! PLEASE!!!!
2. I’m also on a crepe craving! Especially how they roll them up with sweet berries, custard, cream, sauce and then they top it off with a scoop of ice cream!
3. Tips for creating art on the Procreate app!!!
Tagging
@cjbolan @cinnamondunce @redrosebug @drakepad-luv-2000 @belovedkaveh @xieliansbignaturals and anyone else who wants to try this!
9 People to Get to Know Better (Tag Game)
tagged by @immortaljailor thanks for tossing me a free one, badumtss
3 ships you like:
Kabru x Laius Touden (Dungeon Meshi) Autistic narrative foils who fuck. One is a blond bombshell of a knight and the other is a short king (well, not literally, but). I love ships where one is like, internally tearing apart their mental furniture about their dick getting them into this situation, and the other one is like hee hoo i love you!
Keeley Jones x Roy Kent x Jamie Tartt (Ted Lasso) Everyone here is hot and prone to hilarious stupidity. Roy is almost definitely internally screeching about willingly sticking his dick in Jamie.
Louis de Pointe du Lac x Daniel Molloy (Interview With the Vampire (TV)) Listen. Listen I know the entire point of this show is that Louis does not get better with every old man he hooks up with. I know that. But hear me out: third try's the charm
First ship ever:
This memory could not be retrieved. If you go in my blog archive, Cassian Andor x Bodhi Rook (Rogue One) is there pretty early tho
Last song you heard:
all eyes on me - bo burnham transposed to his original voice the way this hits different than the original haunts me
Favorite childhood book:
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Waterson I don't know which volume, we owned a lot when I was growing up, but my dad would read them to me and my sister, and he would do voices. It made reading the hamster huey and the gooey kablooey comic very meta. The irony is I was very much a Susie growing up, and now I am nearly ideologically identical to Calvin. I did like the jokes, but also I just really liked Hobbes because he was a tiger.
Currently reading:
TCGF book 1 recommended by @sidecharactersdomatter, just want to be able to hang out in the same fandom/narrative spaces Babel by R.F. Kuang, given to me by a friend
Currently consuming:
Dungeon meshi anime, the magnus protocol kinda? I'm behind on both. I have a bunch of series I have ADHD wandered away from like the Bear s2, despite it being very good. I have entered the workforce and the things I do has decreased to focus on facillitating that. It is very sad.
Currently craving:
More Labru. More blonde bombshell knight bottoming. I know the labru fandom has mercifully universally agreed that the tall one gets to be the bottom this time, but I need more! (i have more, i just lack the mood and the willpower to write. i should probably post the concepts as bullet fics)
we're going to my extended family's soon for a belated lunar new year and i wanna eat my ba ngoais curry and the family egg rolls. let's GOOO
my mood's been in a gully lately but i wanna get back to the part where i'm ENERGIZED and DOING THINGS and it's not SO FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE
Tagging:
@sidecharactersdomatter, @fratgrl, @unbenchthekench @captainjonnitkessler @liesmyth @belovedblabber @professorsparklepants @twyrrinren @dabidagoose and anyone else who wants to join in!
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In honor of Valentine’s Day, let me propose the best crossover crackship ever… Heinz Doofenshmirtz x Rei Todoroki
The best part is, Vanessa gets more siblings, and Shouto gets another cool big sister. The only downside is that Dabi’s friends are going to criticize Vanessa for dating Monty
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They need to start a family
I love them so much, I want them to be happy together forever 😭💗
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Uncle Iroh approves
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ascent of kettle-smoke dragon
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After watching Disney’s Once Upon a Studio short I decided to make a watchlist while working on Tftoml
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Definitely Fantasia
Bambi
Fun and Fancy Free?
The adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (Instant Nightmare fuel, in a good way)
Cinderella (definitely Cinderella III: A twist in time!)
Alice in Wonderland (Still need to read both books again)
Lady and the Tramp
Sleeping Beauty
101 Dalmatians (And obviously Patch’s adventure in London still tears burst from my eyes!)
The Sword in the Stone
The Jungle Book
The Aristocats (Curious about the French Dub)
Robin Hood (My childhood baby, best movie ever T w T)
The many adventures of Winnie the Pooh (maybe?)
The Rescuers
Oliver & Company
The Rescuers down under
Beauty and the Beast
The Lion King
A Goofy Movie
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (probably the most beautiful one yet)
Mulan
Tarzan
Fantasia 2000
The Emperor’s New Groove (the most quotable one so far)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Lilo and Stitch (so need to show my little sis it)
Treasure Planet
Maybe Brother Bear
I’m just watching Home on the Range for the memes. Gonna be worth it.
Chicken Little might also be for the memes.
Meet the Robinsons, it’s my generation’s Back to the future.
Definitely Enchanted, to refresh myself while I’m typing up my chapters.
Bolt, it hits hard today. (WGA and SAG AFTRA)
The Princess and the Frog (Disney’s first interracial and the healthiest romantic relationship.)
Tangled (It had the best storyline so far and no twist villain, I’m also not very interested in the 2D series since I’m planning out a rewrite)
Wreck it Ralph???
Big Hero 6
Zootopia
Moana
Finally Encanto, the real milestone of the 2020s people.
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I just got back into embroidery, and Otoyomegatari is officially the one series why I stitch without the hoop.
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WIP Wednesday
I’m really busy writing and typing Chs 2-4 in Tftoml but here’s a snippet I’ve been working on for a couple of days that I’ve shown to @cjbolan that will go in Chapter 5, the concluding chapter for Act 1:
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I’m halfway done typing this scene up, but the best thing about making The Fairytale of my Life a transcript is being able to come up with good dialogue. Also I’m trying to finish the first chapter of my main Owl House OC AU before tmrw.
(Hey look, I fixed Robert’s character)
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@loonatics-b1gf4n Oh yeah I just saw your art, and you did a really awesome job!!!
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For the first time, I kept my promise and here is the "Tev Tunnel of Love" or originally "Lumity Tunnel of Love"
PS: Since this is my AU, let me explain.
Rev's face is like that because he doesn't understand because (I don't know why I did it but) because he doesn't know Tech's feelings for him, Tech is afraid because he thinks Rev won't have feelings for him. What should we do with these two goons?
I hope you will like it.
It's colorless for now and I'm going on a vacation so I'll post it in color next week (I hope?)
Originall is here:
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It me
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Hey guys, I started writing my greatest crossover ever
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Crack take: Ling Wen is Kikimora done right
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OH MY GODS! YYYEEESSS!!!!
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THE AVATAR! 💧🪨🔥💨
xie lian as an earth kingdom prince turned scrap-collecting airbending monk.
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@xieliansbignaturals Welp don’t mind me, gonna go tell mom this post got famous
Does anyone know what the ship name is for Shi Qingxuan/Xie Lian?
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Another question for my TGCF x ATLA crossover,
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