#source: incorrectquotesmcu

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Casteel: And how exactly will you stop me?

Emil: I'll call Poppy.

Casteel: Cute, but she'd just want to go with me.

Delano: I’ll call Kieran.

Casteel:

Casteel: Godsdammit.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #from blood and ash #akofaf #tcogb #casteel da'neer #kieran contou #emil da'lahr #delano #penellaphe balfour #poppy da'neer #source: incorrectquotesmcu

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

Billy: babe. be real with me. if i were a plain little rock on a beach would you pick me up and turn me over in your hand and marvel over how wonderfully ordinary i am. like really take the time to ponder how there isn't necessarily anything special about me but that the very deed of choosing me out of countless other rocks raises me to a precious, almost sacred level of irreplaceability that is only accessible through the act of being seen and loved?

Steve, trying to take out a small piece of lettuce stuck between his teeths with his finger: ummmm yah i think so

#source: incorrectquotesmcu #billy hargrove #harringrove #steve harrington #stranger things #incorrect harringrove quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes

[sinivalkoista]

Merlin: It's moments like these that I'm never going to forget.

Arthur: And hopefully, with a good therapist, that I will.

#bbc merlin #incorrect quotes #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #bbcm #incorrect merlin quotes #source: incorrectquotesmcu

[widowshaze]

Y/N: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Wanda: How am I supposed to know?

Natasha: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Wanda: sighs

Wanda: You wouldn't be trapped.

#incorrectquotesmcu #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #wandanat incorrect quotes #wandanat x reader #mcu incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff #source: internet #incorect marvel #natasha romanoff x reader

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

gaz: we should settle this like civilized adults

soap: i agree

gaz: so, a rap battle?

soap: a rap battle.

#spoiler alert: they are NOT civilized adults #source: incorrectquotesmcu on tumblr #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #soap cod #kyle gaz garrick #gaz cod #incorrect call of duty quotes #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw2

[katyaromanoffpetrova]

Kat and Nat vibes:

https://www.tumblr.com/incorrectquotesmcu/747105158547341312/yn-is-late-natasha-youre-late-yn-youre?source=share

-🕷

Kat does something wrong that slightly pisses off Nat? (Putting dirty dishes on top of the counter instead of in the empty dishwasher, not closing doors after she opened them, choosing an uneven volume number for the TV) The only thing Kat has to do is smile and say Nat's pretty and all is forgiven.

Disclaimer: this does not work if Nat is really pissed, and will only make her mood worse.

#katanswers #🕷️ anon

[19panophobia16]

Lin: "I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "Every time I'm depressed I take a drink.".

Tenzin: "That game already exists. It's called alcoholism."

#avatar the last airbender #the legend of korra #avatar: tlok #lin beifong #avatar korra #chief beifong #tlok tenzin #tenzin #incorect quotes #incorrect tlok quotes #source: incorectquotesmcu #incorrectquotesmcu

[sambuckyaremydads]

Elizabeth: Someday you'll have fellings for boys.

Kristy: I already do.

Elizabeth: Really?

Kristy: They make me mad.

#source: @incorrectquotesmcu #bsc #kristy thomas #the babysitters club

[omgitsrdj]

Pepper: Tony! Morgan! Peter! Come here for lunch!

Peter: Wait..you called ME? So am I now in the family?

#source: me #incorrectquotesmcu #marvel #tonystark #pepperpotts #peterparker #spiderman #ironman #avengers #starkfamily #incorrectquotes #mcu #pepper #Tony #tony #Pepper #MorganStark #morgan stark #Peter Parker #Spider-Man

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

Billy: So you like girls?

Steve: Yes.

Billy: And you like guys?

Steve: Yes.

Billy: What does that make you

Steve: Bi.

Billy: I wasn't done with this conversation. Steve COME BACK HERE! Do I have to find a girl to date you? Is this how it works????

Steve:

Steve: I'm still literally right beside you.

Billy: Is that a yes?

#billy hargrove #harringrove #steve harrington #stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes #incorrect harringrove quotes #billy x steve #steve x billy #billy doesn't know how all of this works okay he just likes dick #and steve didnt know shit too he learned all from robin #source: incorrectquotesmcu

[widowshaze]

Wanda, disappointed: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Y/N: Okay, but in my defense, Natasha bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Wanda: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

—

Bonus-

Y/N: It was 50 cents!

Wanda: TO DRINK A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO?!

thank you @shesaiditwaslikemagic for the extra bonus to this <3

#natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #incorrectquotesmcu #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel #black widow #scarlet witch #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #source: internet

[omgitsrdj]

Loki: Try be the nice one, they said...

Loki: It's so much better, than be the bad guy and attack New York, they said...

Thor: And..? How do you feel?

Loki: I can't use my FUKING KNIVES ANYWHERE!

#source: me #incorrectquotesmcu #incorrectquotes #marvel #Thor #thor #Loki #loki #Avengers #avengers #avengerstower #lokiandthor #Marvel

[omgitsrdj]

--During dinner--

Bucky: Hey Morgan, what is it on you face?

Morgan *don't knowing she has a vegetable on her face* : Um..beauty.

#source: instagram #morganstark #buckybarnes #wintersoldier #mcu #mcuavengers #avengerstower #incorrectquotes #incorrectquotesmcu

[omgitsrdj]

Groot: Groot am I.

Peter Q.: ...

Drax: ...

Mantis: ...

Peter Q.: This never happened before, I think we don't understand.

Rocket *freaking out*: OMG MY BABY IS GOING TO BE AN ADULT!

#source: me #guardiansofthegalaxy #rocket #peterquill #incorrectquotesmcu #mcu #marvel #drax #mantis #groot #iamgroot #Groot #I am Groot #IAmGroot #Guardians of the galaxy #racoon #Racoon