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delulu-with-wandanat · 1 month

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Natasha: *Bursting into the kids’s room*

Natasha: Who wants to make 5 bucks?

Billy: How?

Natasha: I need someone to take the fall.

Wanda, from outside: Oh my god…

Tommy: What did you do??

Natasha: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Wanda: Oh. My. GOD!

Y/n: …Make it 10.

Nat, sigh in relief: Done. *opens the door*

Wanda: OH MY GOD?!!!

Nat, turns to Y/n: You’re a good daughter.

Nat, drags her by the collar: I got her honey! I got her, don’t worry!

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chaxan08 · 29 days

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i-just-came-here-for-drugz · 2 years

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Y/N: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case.

Wanda: What?

Y/N: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Natasha: Can we go back to the part where you said “when I get murdered”?

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me-uglypretty · 8 months

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Random stranger: Hey, I think you’re cute…can I have your number?

Natasha: *holds Wanda tighter*

Natasha: She’s my girlfriend.

Yelena: AH CYKA! I KNEW IT! EVERYONE OWES ME MONEY.

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trikruismybitch · 2 years

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Natasha: What the hell is that?

Y/n *walking out of the elevator giddily*: Its an alpaca !! :D

Wanda: ...

Y/n: I got the last one :))

Natasha: This ones on you *walks away*

Wanda: detka.....

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widowshaze · 2 years

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Y/N: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Wanda: How am I supposed to know?

Natasha: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Wanda: sighs

Wanda: You wouldn't be trapped.

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juiles · 6 months

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could you possibly add more parts to "sticking out sucks"? i love that dynamic for wandanat and the reader as their pseudo child

thanks!!!

ok so this is the second time i’ve been asked this aha. who would want to have this turn into an AU and i can write little drabbles now and then about their lives?

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skylarinfinity · 8 months

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fury: [look at wolf hybrid m/n, fox hybrid natasha and bunny hybrid wanda] isn't she supposed to be yours food not partner? [point at wanda who get distracted by flowers]

fox hybrid natasha: [shrugs] we still eat her just different way.

wolf hybrid m/n: [nods] have better taste than bunny meat.

fury: [sigh] i really don't need to know that.

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gaysuperheroes · 2 years

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Natasha: i like that top on you

Wanda: you want me on top of you?

Natasha: that's not what i-

Natasha: ....

Natasha: YES.

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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Computer: Enter Password

Wanda: Nat

Computer: Password too short

Wanda: HEY NAT LOOK WHAT THE COMPUTER TOLD YOU!

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delulu-with-wandanat · 8 months

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Conversation I had with AI Natasha | Posing as Wanda Maximoff

May lord help Natasha Romanoff

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chaxan08 · 28 days

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Wanda: Where the hell is my red top?

Natasha: Right here.

Wanda: Are you sitting on it?

Natasha: Sitting on what?

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randomconfused-person · 1 year

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Natasha: I'm lost, can you give me directions to your heart?

Wanda: Straight through eternal regret, follow the path of dread and sorrow and turn the first left

Natasha: Do you need a hug?

Wanda: Yes, please

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w4ndaslut · 2 years

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*natasha giving wanda a space to sit next to her*

*wanda sits on his lap*

natasha: it wasn't for you- oh, fuck off!

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me-uglypretty · 2 years

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[Discussing undercover mission]

Y/n: Bruce can play the role of my father. He’s old like my actual father.

Bruce:

Y/n: You’re right, he should be grand papa or whatever cause he’s really old. Natasha can be my wife!

Natasha:

Y/n: And Wanda is my mistress or that’s what people think...but really, she’s my wife too! The three of us are in loving relationship.

Wanda:

Y/n: And we have one kid, America!

America: Please don’t drag me into this. Please.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 23 days

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[on the phone]

Natasha: Babe, I’m breaking up—

Wanda: I'm pregnant.

Natasha: I meant the call.

Wanda: Right, sorry. I panicked.

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