Reaver: When I say 'I hate drama' I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan.
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Casteel *to Poppy*: Bad news is you've lost a lot of blood.
Delano: *looks at puddle on floor* Good news is we've found it!
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Poppy: Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil I fucking swear-
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Sera: I'm a menace first and a woman second.
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Casteel: I think I'm in love with Poppy. Any thoughts?
Kieran: And prayers. You're going to need them.
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Nyktos: Listen to me.
Sera: No.
Nyktos: ...what?
Sera: I said no.
Nyktos: Why not?
Sera: I don't want to.
Nyktos: But I'm a Primal.
Sera: I don't care.
Nyktos: Tha-
Sera: *flips him off*
Nyktos: doesn't make any sense.
Sera: *laughing* Too bad.
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Poppy: Where are you going?
Casteel: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
Poppy: Can I come?
Casteel: For the ice cream or the felony?
Poppy: Both?
Delano *to Kieran*: Aren't you going to stop him?
Kieran: Right. Cas!
Cas: Yeah?
Kieran: Bring me back a double scoop and don't lose Poppy.
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Millicent: I would check myself into a mental hospital today, but I've got things to do.
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Kieran: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Casteel: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Kieran: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Kolis: I want to use my powers to change the world.
Eythos: For the better, right?
Kolis:
Eythos: ...right?
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Malik: For once, I just want someone to call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene".
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Vonetta: Any sign of trouble, just give the signal and we come in hard and fast.
Kieran: What's the signal?
Emil: Me screaming.
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Bele: So we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.
Lailah: Or 4000 for 1 min.
Sera: Try 4000000 degrees for one second
Bele: Brilliant.
Aios, running from the other room: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
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Sera, entering own room at Wayfair: Damn bitch, you live like this?
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Callum: People be like 'i ToRe My AcL', like, I've torn the entire alphabet at this point.
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Kieran: I swear, the only thing worse than being stuck looking after a reckless idiot, is being stuck looking after a brave and reckless idiot!
Casteel: I'm not quite sure and I might be wrong, but I get the feeling you’re a little upset with me.
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*Poppy does something stupid*
Casteel: Speed. Agility. Look at her. She's gorgeous.
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