#sounds fake

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝟦𝓍𝟢𝟧 | 𝐼𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉

#oh lord he comin #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S4 #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger #sounds fake #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt #no shoving #V E I N S #there's bram stoker outside knocking again

[maple-seed]

Talked to my therapist and apparently we're supposed to cry sometimes???

Idk, doesn't sound right to me.

#sounds fake #therapy #grief

[lover-of-mine]

Buddie Countdown to Season 7:

81 days.

#911 #911edit #buddieedit #911 on fox #911hiatus2023 #911 fox #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #buddie #+ chris #my edit #buddies7 #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #usercam #buckley diaz family #the fact that this is an actual cut that exists in the show #im not changing anyhting #they had eddie looking like that watching Buck and Chris and I'm supposed to believe he's not head over heels in love? #sounds fake #thats a man softly gazing his husband and their kid #like #no other interpretation #koasokasokaksasokasoll #911verse

[beardedmrbean]

#sounds fake

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"God sent himself to kill himself and save us from a Satan he created."

Sounds fake.

#christianity #jesus christ #religion #sounds fake #clearly made up #religion is a mental illness

[turnthegrandfatherclockto1047]

The professional Lego building community wants me dead for calling multiple Legos legos. And also my various crimes.

#fascinated by illlegal Lego building techniques #yea you can commit Lego crimes #also the plural of Lego is Lego? #can’t relate #sounds fake #still gonna call them legos #text post #Lego #ramblings #tee hee

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

And why didnt Grover hug Percy 🤨

#like I love the percabeth hug don’t get me wrong #but Grover ‘g-man’ underwood?? #Grover “’empathy link’ underwood #you’re telling me that Grover wouldn’t be throwing his arms around Percy??? #sounds fake #pjo show spoilers #pjo tv show #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #percy jackon and the olympians

[m3tth4ws]

#ur telling me they arent boyfriends ? #sounds fake #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #sidgeno

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x01 | A New Beginning

#S I R #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S9 #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕 #me as the pillar #why ya gotta rest your hands there #w h y #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy energy #sounds fake #Papa Bear 🐻💖 #biting him #these are tall idc #HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt #take me against the railing #whoops sorry that was a typo #i meant to say you're a nice man

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Wait so you’re telling me it’s bad to avoid reality until you can’t any longer and everything hits you like a ton of breaks and then you keep doing that while never actually processing the things that happen and have happened to you?!?!

#ryan.txt #bpd #borderline personality disorder #sounds fake

[allnewastromarta]

Is redbull trying to convince people they're not gonna sack Checo 👀

#sounds fake #show me they way he looks at daniel #then we can talk #red bull racing #redbull #f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #sergio perez #daniel ricciardo #alpha tauri

[borderlinemediocre]

My psych: you’re SUPPOSED to tell your partner when you’re triggered and they are SUPPOSED to help you

Me: wut

#im still confused #am I not just a giant burden???? #sounds fake

[jyndor]

#star wars andor #andor #andor spoilers #fulcrum #cassian andor #i will never forgive him lol #give me the albarrio sector #he will not LOL #tony's like oh hmm okay so some guy named... *puts glasses on* pablo hidalgo wrote this in some visual dictonary six years ago? #sounds fake #this is for #dasakuryo #andorerso #probably my dear #andorgana #too i haven't talked to you in ages!!! #and the rest of the cass fam

[musicmaniac94]

Reasons I should have realized I was asexual #505:

Being shocked when I found out what calling someone "hot" meant

#still not convinced they're being serious #sounds fake #but ok i guess #international asexuality day #asexual #ace #asexuality