#sorry this is so shit it’s on brand tho and i don’t wanna fucking. look at it anymore

[another-dr-another]

Kakeru Yamaguchi, you're the culprit. Please refute me, if I'm wrong.

Maeda, narrating - …

Maeda - Knew it.

Maeda - Of course he’d fall to it, I knew it.

Maeda - Yamaguchi has to be the culprit.

~*~

Yamaguchi - …Huh?

Yamaguchi - M-Maeda, dude, come on… what are you on about?

Maeda - …Yamaguchi, it’s you, you’re the culprit.

Yamaguchi - Y-yeah, you said that… but there’s no way you’re being serious, that doesn’t make any sense!

Maeda - Yes it does. Everything so far has lead to you being the culprit who killed Mekaru.

Yamaguchi - Bro?! What’s your argument!

Maki - I mean… it does make sense.

Yamaguchi - I… what?

Maki - I mean, there’s a lot of stuff that didn’t add up, and all of it seemed to revolve around you.

Maki - Just didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make the evidence point to you without any solid proof…

Tsurugi - Oh! Because you all only have circumstantial evidence…

Maki - …”You all”?

Tsurugi - More on that later. For now! Maki or Maeda or… maybe someone else, wanna make your case?

Yamaguchi - I’ll make my case; I didn’t fucking kill her!

Higa - Is that really proper court conduct?

Yamaguchi - I- bit hard to have a well worded counter-argument when I don’t even know the evidence being presented, Higa.

Higa - Well, I just figured you had come up with a defense for yourself earlier; did you really think suspicion wouldn’t fall on you?

Higa - I mean, as this has been happening, even I’ve been trying to think of how you could get out of this…

Higa - But seriously, you didn’t come up with anything?

Higa - Really, I’m disappointed; I expected better of the Super High School Level Lawyer.

Ōtori - …You knew?

Higa - Really, it’s more surprising you all didn’t.

Higa - Look at the injury Yamaguchi received, compare it with Kobashikawas.

Higa - It’s been hours now since they were attacked and Mekaru was killed… you all see the issue?

Hatano - …It hasn’t scabbed over. At all- it still looks fresh.

Higa - Exactly.

Maki - Which… explains why he wouldn’t let anyone look at his head, even thought it had supposedly knocked him out.

Maki - …Hell, doesn’t that explain why he slept so long too?

Maki - Bitch was probably faking it…

Yamaguchi - G-Guys, c’mon, I wouldn’t do something like that!

Taira - What, we’re supposed to be experts on your moral character? We haven’t even known you for a week.

Kobashikawa - Plus, it had to be you or me,

Kobashikawa - And anyone who bothered looking into their classmates before coming here knows that I don’t do corpses.

Hatano - I… think most people don’t do corpses, Kobashikawa.

Otori - N-no, Koba’s right, he’s kinda a special case about that stuff.

Hatano - Huh? How so?

Iranami - I don’t think this is the time or place… can we move on maybe?

Uehara - Yep, Moving on!

Uehara - Yamaguchi, you haven’t denied you were behind Kobashikawa and Mekaru,

Uehara - So, what, are you gonna try and say there’s some magic way they got smacked together from behind and you…

Uehara - Fuck, dude, I can’t even think of a way you could’ve been hit on the forehead like that, with no one noticing anything.

Yamaguchi - C-c’mon-

Tomori - Speaking… of people noticing things.

Tomori - Yamaguchi was the only person in set up squad who was ever by themselves- while we prepped the pool, that is, which…

Iranami - …Which would give him time to set up the murder.

Yamaguchi - The hell does that even mean? I have no clue what you’re talking about!

Tomori - You should know though… for the most part, everyone has an alibi, except you.

Tomori - Because we spent most of the set up near each other, except when I left- Tsurugi and Maki can both vouch for me then.

Tomori - But… you were all alone.

Tomori - The murder couldn’t have just been spur of the moment, we know from the weapon that it was premeditated.

Tomori - And… that’s the only chance any of the suspects would have to grab a weapon.

Yamaguchi - I’m sorry, my setting up for a moment by myself means… means what,

Yamaguchi - That I found a way to ensure Mekaru would feel sick and would get apart from the group?

Yamaguchi - Make a proper case, tell me how the hell that would work!

Taira - Do you have anyone who you think could’ve done it?

Yamaguchi - It could’ve been anyone! It could have been me, but that doesn’t mean it was me!

Yamaguchi - I mean, Kobashikawa was the one actually near the pool divider! All you’ve got on me is the opportunity, and we’ve got that in common!

Hatano - …Well, you’re the lawyer- who else could it have been?

Hatano - Sure you both have the chance to attack Mekaru, but you’re the one who set up the pool divider in the first place.

Yamaguchi - Says who?!

Hatano - Like, five different people!

Uehara - Why would you try and argue against an action if it doesn’t matter?

Uehara - Like, why couldn’t you acknowledge you set up the pool divider?

Uehara - I mean, c’mon bestie. What’s wrong with a little pool divider?

Yamaguchi - The shit that Tsurugi sliced his leg on? Really? You want me to say I’m the one who set it up?

Hatano - …Yeah, why’d you go and do that?

Yamaguchi - What?

Hatano - I mean, we seem to have established that Yamaguchi set up the broken divider thing, right?

Hatano - What, were you trying to do what Inori did and hurt Tsurugi for some reason?

Hatano - He still solved your murder, we still got you, so there was no point in setting out the broken divider and getting him sliced up!

Yamaguchi - W- Even if I was the culprit, what would be the point of me doing that?

Yamaguchi - How would I get him to slice himself on that- and again, why would I?

Hatano - Because you’re the culprit, that’s why!

Tsurugi - G-Guys, hold up a sec-

Higa - What, he’s the culprit, right? Just let her at him.

Tsurugi - This- This is what I was worried about.

Tsurugi - Okay, don’t start making assumptions about things, not when there’s evidence to work with.

Tsurugi - Soooo. Instead of looking at this through the lens that Yamaguchi was just killing and being a culprit and doing all that,

Tsurugi - Let’s actually think about what happened, and portray the events accurately.

Tsurugi - …I think I know the motive. I’m not certain you all will get it, but I really don’t think you can work it out if you keep down this train of thought.

Tsurugi - So… for now, look at all of the pool party’s events, and try and work out what Yamaguchi was really doing, okay?

Tsurugi - I’m not saying you all are wrong about the culprits identity, just that you have the wrong idea about him.

Yamaguchi - …

~*~

Maeda, narrating - …They don’t… want to kill.

Maeda - Escaping isn’t motivation enough, not with the short amount of time we have to work with, and not with Tsurugi here…

Maeda - And even when there is motive enough, it’s not like they’re happy to do it.

Maeda - No matter what… they’re maintaining that hope.

Maeda - You can tell. He needed to kill, but he didn’t want… to hurt anyone.

Maeda - …

{Recap}

{Select Your Evidence}

#dra #sdra2 #au #yuki maeda #kiyoka maki #mitsuhiro higa #kizuna tomori #ayame hatano #kakeru yamaguchi #kinji uehara #haruhiko kobashikawa #satsuki iranami #teruya otori #akane taira #rei mekaru #tsurugi kinjo #chapter 2 #deadly life #deadly life 2 #sorry this is so shit it’s on brand tho and i don’t wanna fucking. look at it anymore #<- future yomi (oct23) here. past yomi was going through it w this chapter huh lmaoooo #uhhhm.. this was written when i was prepping to start college which i think explains it kskskdks.

[sagigirlie]

astrology placements that really come out in people I know

I’m gonna add more in the coming days

Leo

☀️ Someone from my family, who is a Leo sun, told a story about when she was at work and someone asked what’s the thing they’re proud of the most, everyone answered that they’re proud of their family- children, grandchildren and where they are at life, but she decided to answer that she’s the most proud of herself for being able to raise all of them & work and do it all together. If that’s not a Leo Idk what is lol. gotta respect them for the self love tho. Also she and her husband r both Leos and they absolutely love the good life and expensive things & brands.

☀️ A friend I had was a Leo Venus and she would always dress revealingly and liked showing off her body everywhere. She would literally hang bikini photos of her at her office for everyone to see like wtf. Also very much of a boy crazy. Loves parties, going out and mingling with people with high statues. She also always attracted people with money and/or fame. She was quit obsessed with money tbh. Very much known in the social scene. She likes showing off her partner on social media. Also I think underdeveloped leo placements can like looking good so that they feel that others accept them more, whether they notice it or not.

Aries

☄️ A friend I had that had moon & mars in Aries would always pick fights with her boyfriend just for the sake of it out of boredom & would cry and make drama for no reason every fucking time. Literally getting mad at him for having ex girlfriends and screaming bc she was jealous and couldn’t think about it lmao weirdest shit. She also always was arguing and getting mad at her mom (Aries moon). Could be very self absorbed too.

☄️ Also my bro is an Aries with Aries Venus, his gf has Aries Venus & moon too, they have such big fights screaming and cursing and so fucking much drama just to act like nothing fucking happened 5 minutes later. I’m not even kidding. He seems selfish & bossy with her too sometimes. Sorry but that’s Aries for ya🤷🏼‍♀️

☄️ Another friend of mine when I was younger, who was an Aries sun, was such a fucking bully but in a passive aggressive way. Created so much drama in the friend group ALWAYS and mostly out of envy, competitiveness and/or boredom. She would literally befriend someone to then talk shit about them behind their back and then boycott them. Literally devil in human body lmao srry not srry

☄️ My cousin is an Aries too and he gets so fucking mad so damn quick. It’s like they’re just looking for a fight 24/7. They can’t live without it. Sooo impolsive

Taurus

🎀 One of my best friends who’s a Taurus sun, moon & Venus, once said something like “I don’t understand why would u leave someone after you’ve already gotten used to them. I mean why leave something that’s already good and is working and risk what u already have for someone else” also she said she wanted someone who is rich or has a rich family cause she doesn’t wanna worry in the future & she wants that security (she already comes from a rich family just for reference lmao). She’s also very stubborn when she wants. Likes doing things her own way.

🎀 Another girl I knew with Taurus sun & venus, who was one of the popular kids in school (Taurus girls can usually be popular) was a serial dater. She was lowkey boy crazy but still managed to always look elegant. Would kinda talk a lot about boys & sex related stuff and always wanted to look good near them, even if they were just her guy friends. Was always attracted to the physically beautiful ones, and every boyfriend she had that I know of, came from a family with money. She also used to sew her own bathing suit lol. Very creative.

Virgo

🧜🏼‍♀️ My cousin’s a Virgo sun & mars, she’s a workaholic, literally from such a young age. Very diligent and ambitious.

🧜🏼‍♀️ My mom is also a Virgo moon (and sag/cap cusp) and she’s such a workaholic also from a young age. Very hard worker & also very intelligent even though she never went to uni. Both of them can be very clean and neat, it’s very important to them. My mom & I have so many fights bc of my messiness and how much it bothers her. that’s a Gemini moon vs Virgo moon relationship for u.

🧜🏼‍♀️ A guy with Virgo sun was a walking OCD case. Couldn’t deal with messiness and things not being perfectly clean at his house. Literally would check to see if a girl he would hang out with washed his dishes and organized his bed just to check if they’re neat and clean enough for him lmao wtf. (Didn’t know him personally but he was in a doc show so u could see it all happening haha such a Virgo I can’t )

Capricorn

💸 My mom, aunt & uncle are all Capricorn’s and they’re all such hard workers. Working nonstop from young age.

💸 Another kid I knew who’s a Capricorn worked from a young age and was promoted to be a shift manager at a restaurant when he was just a teenager. They’re very good at managing and can be very mature & focused. They’re working for that money honey

💸 Another girl I know that’s always focused on working and saving money for the future is a Capricorn mars. Very mature.

Capricorn moon

⚠️ Trigger warning

I’ve noticed this placement particularly can actually lead to a missing father or parental figure somehow. Whether bc the father wasn’t present in their life a lot or at all, or died when they were young or the parents couldn’t really raise the child so the child had to grow up fast and raise themselves or was the older sibling so they had to raise/take care of their siblings too somehow. Or also needing to work & provide for the fam from a young age or having to be in an adult environment. Just big responsibilities from childhood overall. I’ve seen it in some celebs that had to work from a young age to help provide bc of a missing dad or were just pushed to it somehow. I’ve seen it with someone close to me too. I appreciate this placement a lot bc of it.

cancer

🦀 I had a friend that was a cancer sun & mars (with Pisces moon). (She was the Leo venus one I talked about btw) . Came to find out she was quit jealous & competitive with me for no reason. She had lots of insecurities buried deep down. Cancer don’t like showing it. At some point she started acting not cool anymore , using me for only when she needed me & stuff. So I decided to confront her and tell her off by saying she really hasn’t been acting like herself with me and that it’s not cool basically. She got so butthurt from that, choosing to put herself as the victim and apparently see me as the villain , so she just cut off ties with me without trying to put her ego aside for one second and see where she was wrong. Tried to contact her after that, without mentioning anything about what happened. obviously she didn’t confront me about it, just tried to play nice by agreeing to answer my texts and then basically vanished lol. Cancer placements can actually have a lot of ego , are passive aggressive and can be envious & manipulative when underdeveloped. They won’t see the other side, and won’t take responsibility or do any self reflection cause in their eyes they’re always right. But that’s bc of their egos. Also she would literally admit to sometimes starting fights with other friends she had out of boredom lol cancers are really a roller coaster 🦀 My bro & other friend are both cancer rising, and they both always think they’re right and can have big egos from insecurities. It’s hard for them to admit when they’re wrong, to themselves & to others. Also my friend gets buthurt from literally anything it’s exhausting & she absolutely loves the passive aggressive game. 🦀 many cancer-influenced people I know attract and are attracted to drama sometimes without even noticing. They can be very unstable so they can attract unstable people and relationships & life circumstances that deflect their own feelings and emotions and their needs to express them. They need to know where to direct their intense emotions to cause it can affect people that have nothing to do with that. 🦀 cancers can be very close with their mom and/or feminine figures. I know a cancer sun,mercury, Venus & mars that grew up without a dad and had to take care of his mom and sisters from a young age bc of that. He has basically been surrounded by lots of females since he was born.

Pisces moon

👀 Pisces moon is very good at playing the victim in their eyes and acting oblivious to their faults and actions. The first cancer friend I was referring to that had a Pisces moon, used to say a lot of lies and give misinformation about things. They see things as they want to see them a lot of times & then be disillusioned or hurt others in the process, and also choose to not show the reality of things for their own reasons. Reminds me of Kim kardashian (which is a Pisces moon) in the episode in Kuwtk where she would lie to everyone all the times to get away with things. 👀 In addition my cousin’s a Pisces moon and she would literally always lie about random things from a very young age. Everybody knew that about her. 👀 Pisces moon though can be very very generous, giving & supporting. Both the ex friend & cousin, despite everything, had that side in them when they really loved someone. Also very nice to strangers.

Pisces rising

🪞 A lot of times people tell me I remind them of someone they know , personality wise or appearance wise. Also Sometimes people I know or strangers would even tell me I remind them of themselves. I blame it on my rising- people choosing to see me how they want or reflect on other people they know or themselves right when they see me. I can Literally be a walking self reflecting mirror lmao. People can also choose to criticize me about things they subconsciously don’t like about themselves (it can happen to anyone but I believe Pisces rising can worsen it). 🪞 Also I can be very shy when meeting people for the first time and it takes time for me to warm up to people and show my real self, and mostly it won’t fully happen with most people I meet. I also can choose to not be aware of my surroundings so that I can keep being in own my little safe world. 🪞 Another thing I’ve noticed in myself is that I can sometimes distort part of the truth about some details to protect myself or idfk why it can be weird, although I don’t like lying and can be very strait forward (sag sun and Mercury) I still can find myself doing that 🤷🏼‍♀️ maybe cause I like showing people only sides of me that I want them to see sometimes. I think that’s Pisces in general cause as I’ve written above it’s happens to Pisces moon too

Aquarius

🤖 I had a friend with an aqua Venus that had a boyfriend 16 years older than her, and she married him at 21. That’s not something common at all where I live. They really like to shock people with their choice of partners. Also the more people raised eyebrows and commented on their relationship closer they got. It’s the rebellion nature in aqua I guess lol they love unconventional relationships

🤖 Also I’m an aqua mars & I hate feeling like I’m like others lmao. I love being my unique self and hate feeling like ‘other girls’ haha. Also I have a very rebellious nature from a young age that seems to get me in trouble a lot of times or rub people the wrong way. I hate feeling controlled and like I don’t have freedom to do what I want as I want.

Scorpio mars

The Venus aqua girl I talked about that’s dating a guy 16 years older than her, that someone had a Scorpio mars. He was VERY very veryyyy possessive, jealous and obsessive. Wouldn’t let her leave the house too much without him. Wouldn’t let her hang out with people he didn’t know and especially with other guys, even if they were gay 🤦🏼‍♀️. would call her every 5 minutes if he knew she was out somewhere without him. Would ask me all the time if people hit on her in our workplace. Literally wouldn’t leave her alone & if he made up some stupid reason as to why he could be jealous about something he wouldn’t stop talking about it. Made her lose all of her friends, including me, cause he just didn’t want her to have a separate life than him, or feel threaten by someone that’s outside of his circle. Scorpio mars like to posses their partners, and if underdeveloped it could get very ugly. They won’t always show it so much like that, sometimes out of pride, but they definitely feel it inside. What’s theirs is theirs

Libra

Libra’s hate feeling like people are upset with them, they can’t stand it. I had twin Libra friends when I was younger & they would hate being in a fight with me or someone else, they didn’t have to be their friends they just didn’t like the idea of someone not liking them enough. That can cause libras to be manipulative and too faced as they won’t confront people many times but would talk shit behind their backs. Big gossipers also.

Gemini moon

🧝🏼‍♀️ I’m a Gemini moon and I can get anxieties outta no where. Maybe not the kind where u can’t breath and stuff but just get heartache & tummy ache from stress that can come from a thought , energy or whatever, sometimes without a reason it’s weird. 🧝🏼‍♀️ My mind works 24/7 and I can get depressed anxious & worried pretty fast bc of it. I also read too much into situations naturally. 🧝🏼‍♀️ My moods are outta control sometimes and they can change so damn quickly too. Literally happy to sad to worried to depressed to ok in matter of hours or even minutes lmao. 🧝🏼‍♀️ Talking about things or writing down my feeling can help me tough, that’s the communication in gemini. I talk with myself all the time & sometimes even out loud it’s weird lmao and I can be very imaginative . 🧝🏼‍♀️ When I want to shut off my thoughts or feelings i put the tv on and watch something easy like Friends or stuff haha that helps calm me and distract me from another mental breakdown lmao. 🧝🏼‍♀️ I’m good at doing multiple things at once. Also I literally can’t just sit and eat or just watch the tv without doing them together or I’m always on my phone while eating or watching tv lol so fucked up I need to be entertained what can I do 🤷🏼‍♀️ also get bored really quickly 🧝🏼‍♀️ my line of thought also gets interrupted by my own stupid brain all the time cause I think about so many things at once so I end up saying something and then talking about completely different thing a minute later to then come back to what I was saying and the cycle is still going

Sagittarius

🐎 I’m a sag sun & mercury & mc and I’ve always been told I can be very tactless. It was really bad in my younger years lol literally not thinking enough before speaking. 🐎 I have a very good sense of humor and I’m usually known as the funny/crazy one. Also I can very loud and obnoxious sometimes hahaha 🐎 Im very spiritual from a very young age, love philosophy and all that shit lol and also I’m always looking for the meaning of life and everything in it. 🐎 I also used to be a bit arrogant inside cause I was smart in school, that’s kinda the god complex we can have or know-it-all syndrome. 🐎 I can’t feel locked in I value my freedom a lot and don’t like being told too much what to do. I value independence in other people also. 🐎 I also need a lot of space and time alone, can’t feel too suffocated by people I’ll literally run lol

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[um-talia]

Rating The Moon Signs

omg I’ve seen many people do this and I love talking shit so imma piggy back off of em. (This is based off of my personal experiences ofc 🕺🏽)

🐑 Aries Moon : So the people I’ve met with this placement were giving very much attention whores. Like I don’t understand as to why y’all feel the need to be so impulsive but it’s kinda hot ngl. My Aries Mars rocks with y’all heavy but can we chill with the 5 second tantrums ?? 👩🏽‍🦯 but I love y’all passion don’t get me wrong. These natives who I met online were usually the hot headed trollers or the ones who would repeat the same jokes to roast people 💀💀 My Rating: 6.5, do better ❤️

🐑 Taurus Moon : All the Taurus Moons I know do drugs heavily and just involve themselves in deadpan humor. Y’all so pretty with a hint of funny looking tho. Just stroke their egos for a good 2 days and show some sort of consistency and then they’ll wanna fuck fasho. omg and please tell me why y’all get so bland outta nowhere, the type to stay on the phone and just enjoy your presence. My Rating : 8, imma give u neck kisses

🐑 Gemini Moon : Another well known druggy in my life. Imma just need y’all to get it together and FIGURE IT OUT. Too much is going on in y’all minds and it’s such a beautiful yet annoying thing. I noticed people with this placement depend on others to just make the decision for them but then they disregard the decision that they asked for. The true definition of scatterbrained but y’all cute as shit and I understand why y’all depend on weed now. They’re the type to ask questions about “Determinism Vs. Free Will” outta nowhere 🤦🏽‍♀️ My Rating : 5.2, im usually the erratic one stop stealing my role 😔

🐑 Cancer Moon : I don’t know many cancer moons but the ones that I have came in contact with were kinda cringey. Their humor was really ruthless to the point where they could get scrutinized for any joke, like they mainly joked for the shock factor. They weren’t into drugs ): but they were very loving when they needed to be. My advice is try and read the room love ! My Rating : 6.4, semi good foreplay

🐑 Leo Moon : Omg this isnt a cute placement because usually I get in arguments with people with this placement. y’all are cute ig? I sense a lot of fake appraisal from this sign just to be accepted but if you rub them the wrong way or call them out on something, it’s done for you. like at this point should i intentionally bruise y’all egos?? My Rating: 3.6, gg

🐑 Virgo Moon : I’ve fell in love with every man that had this placement 🧎🏽‍♀️. And the women? Y’all remind me of my mom like 🥺. I love how y’all pay attention to detail and y’all minds remind me of like office cabinets !! Y’all keep files and receipts which is beautiful for talking shit and exposing enemies !!! I knew one virgo moon and he genuinely enjoyed watching history videos in his free time like that’s so hot ??? Very well rounded individuals and can literally talk about anything 🏄🏽‍♀️ My Rating: 9.2, y’all break my heart tho :(

🐑 Libra Moon : See this is a tricky placement because it’s such a neutral placement for me and all the other placements effects it so here’s how imma break it down. If you have water/air in the big 3 with this placement its giving very much pushover. Like the people I’ve met with that combo are really good at like seeing different perspectives but they’re kinda bad at setting boundaries with people so they’re viewed as fake. But the earth/fire with libra moon is kinda 🥴, great conversationalist and really down with anything. But y’all are pretty :D My Rating: 7.5/10, inconsistent passive aggression

🐑 Scorpio Moon: First off, I want to say that I love us :) . But let’s not act like we’re some uncommunicative bitches. Like I get it, you need an outlet to express your feelings and it can be from drugs, art, to pyromania, who tf knows? Most of the Scorpio moons I know cry about being sad and wanting dick. I do too !! Sorry about your mom being emotionally unavailable or judgmental. Get a therapist or a boyfriend who just listens that can serve you some above average dick. Oh and y’all pretty on some intimidation shit 🙈 My Rating: 9.9/10, P.S. ur still in your emo phase

🐑 Sagittarius Moon: ummmm, this is kinda awkward because my sister had this placement and she’s so sensitive 🧎🏽‍♀️. Like from the men I’ve seen with this placement they’re always hopping onto the next thing to entertain them, similar traits with Aries Moon but like a slight more pretentious. All the sag moons ik are like really into underground “designer” brands (ik it’s a contradiction but iykyk). All I have to say is, you’re okay? and stop being so selfish like ): My Rating: 4/10, ur not the next socrates

🐑 Capricorn Moon: Beautiful Bodies. But y’all are kinda mean 😔. I appreciate the bluntness and how y’all say what comes to y’all mind. Y’all love bidding (dc slang for roasting) and can really fry somebody up. y’all tend to be really emotionally independent and i admire that but at the same time do you need a hug??? really good friends but broke majority of the time because they spent their money on drugs or off brand shoes. My Rating: 8/10, u make my heart giggle

🐑 Aquarius Moon: I’ve mainly met these people online fr and they’re the ones who keep dishing out memes without missing. Whenever I come in contact with one they flirt like there’s no tomorrow but then lose interest because their standards are 📈. They usually use humor/memes to showcase their emotions which is cute until the memes become gorey or wild as hell. Have problems with communicating but they’re good people to talk to on the surface level for me. My Rating: 6/10, get off tiktok and develop a personality (im kiddinggg)

Pisces Moon: y’all remind me of symphonies, who keeps playing y’all? haven’t met many but the ones I’ve met are the type to cry in History because they lost track ): . I wanna nurture y’all just gimme the chance . The aesthetics y’all have fluctuates from grunge to fairy core and I love the fluidity. btw stop stealing my music taste and let’s hotbox🧎🏽‍♀️ My Rating: 8/10, make a song about fairy tales idk girl

Thanks for reading this shit post 🤍🪴

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[jojo-reader-hell]

Sorry to hear you've got idiots trying to cancel you for liking a character.

Honestly I just feel like some people want better excuses to hate a character they just don't like, so they start acting like everyone who disagrees with them is committing some great moral evil rather than just people with different opinions on the same thing.

Anyway, you wanna talk Cio headcanons? Let's go! I bet he's a massive fashion diva, and the moment you mention being too poor for all the fancy shops he immediately hands you his credit card and takes you to the best designer shops in town. He also adores doing your hair and makeup (and yes, he can make it look normal if that's what you prefer) and he's always amazing at it because of those surgeon's steady hands.

HONESTLY THO! We’ve devolved into the most entitled little fucks on this planet that we can’t even let people like things in peace. On the flip side however, I feel that these same people who hate on shit are secretly the ones who have the weirdest habits and tendencies and secretly are more degenerate than they let on. Kind of like my dad when he condemns abusive parents but turns around and is abusive to his own kid.

ANYWAY, YES. Cio headcanons! I love the idea that he’s willing to spoil me with clothes I cannot fucking afford.

I often see depictions of him leaving his victims in filth, but I guarantee his living space is immaculate as are his clothes. Anything gets bloody he will simply just go out and buy another. Same for those he loves. He’s probably the type that will buy you ten of the same shirt or pants so you can always have the outfit on hand in case something happens to it. If you don’t really have a sense of style, his favorite thing to do besides your makeup is dress you. And best believe he will buy all your favorite brands of makeup.

And goddammit you know Secco is out there in his Gucci flip flops and Calvin Klein chones when he’s not wearing Oasis.

#jjba headcanons #admin speaks #cioccolata x reader #cioccolata and secco #jjba hc #jojo’s bizzare adventure #jojo’s bizzare adventure vento aureo #jojo’s bizarre adventure golden wind #hi buddy

[farty-city]

inside bo burnham review no one asked for

i enjoy other peoples commentary and i was writing down my first thoughts anyway so here it is

inside

first song/intro song

i like the phone screen on him, very reflective of how we have had phone screens on us

“roberts been a little depressed” osnskjdnfs

they were right “daddys made you some content so open wide” hjbfafn

intro

oh my god he looks awful

but like in a cute way

maybe

healing the world with comedy (second song)

the canned and queued laugher no exactly… is it a symbol or is it just funny.. who's to say. 

it think its a good first song, establishing he knows what he is doing is kind of useless 

“the indescribable power of your comedy”

he looks like marc maron rn

i like the synthed voice and synthesizer

the jesus allusion … yeah

“i'm a special kind of white guy”

this feels like he knows how he is perceived by fans.. Make happy was too much

his fucking dancing fksjdnfksj

i think he did a good job looking manic

the lasers lmao

Side 1

Bo made a huge gamble releasing this like,,, what if you just stumbled upon it and this was ur first introduction to him..

I bet its like when i comment dumb things on instagram comments and get that rush of hehehehe

NO NOT BO DEVELOPING BILLIE EILLISH VOWELS

Also this is exactly what he wanted like,, he just wanted to make his things and not deal with the crowds so..

To think i was like finding scraps of him performing at largo and stuff and now,, so much content

life imitates art

the way he's literally what he wrote hgbkdf

there is no authenticity with cameras

suicide ?

 facetime with my mom tonight

the blue light.. Yeah

o hblue like sad

i don't know how i feel about the electric music but i guess its no different than whatever else i listen to

this is sad wow

still catchy etc

side 2

i wonder if here will be any fart jokes

that is how the world works (songs)

the huge mess and then him in a sweater

this is reminiscent of that walmart muppets

he became tim minchin with a sock puppet

the “yes… yes sir” stoppp 

jkgdsnfijwkensfosnf

qbejfnjne

nerjgnoejns

bo making a political statement and a metaphor for activism and then making it weirdly kinky

brand consultant (bit)

man bun

i have to believe he filmed it with the beard because quarantine vibes and also bc he was tired of being seen as a child

white womans instagram (song)

i did not like that intro

BO AND GLASSES THANK GOD

the daisies wow just wow

underwear

“white womans instagram” or “bo burnham becomes a girlboss”

i like that he didn't lose his cadence like the way the rhymes are you can still tell its him

i don't get the mom part sorry

is it like how people are very superficial but also very personal on their instagrams

this part was legit sad

side 3

i wonder how he felt with cameras constantly on him

Although this is the point hes trying to make

lol seinfeld moment (bit)

unpaid intern (bit and song)

“barely people somehow legal” was so smooth woW

omg he was scatting

he was a man who would scat

oh my god what great news

the react clip omg

i cant believe he did that oh my god

observation/critisism and response to the “can anyone shut the fuck up” 

and as i realized what he was doing he was like “i have this need for everything i make to have a deeper meaning” oh my god

now the question is how long will this go on?

jeffrey bezos (song)

idk its catchy

and then theres him like sleeping and talking which kind of is part of the jeff bezos song

bug eyes salamanders hehe

sexting (song)

i do believe this is just a silly song 

the earrings tho omg

sounds like post malone hbkjdsnfskj

idk its still about like intimacy in quarantine and that stuff..

the knife (bit)

i know hes copying like other youtubers but like,,, what

stuck in a room (song)

the intro is very funny and relatable

classic bo i love it 

i will say this special has been more reflective but i suppose it has to be

“look whos inside again”

i like the end too, this is all a fabrication

this is the clip where hes staring at the projection of himself from his old youtube videos which is sort of more like an ending to the “stuck in my room” song

 sorry (song)

i love the 80’s style music and its like zumba

oh this is like an apology song

“father please forgive me for i did not realise what i did, or that id live to regret it” what a catchy line

i would say this is another more “classic” bo song where its self aware and funny

“my closet it chalk full of stuff that is vaguely shitty” 

camera falling

this deserves its own bullet because its silly

i'm turning 30 (bit and song)

i remember him talking about this on a podcast and like,, damn i didn't know this also happened LOL

i really like how he did the lighting 

“stupid fucking ugly boring children”

suicide talk (1)

this is interesting i like the use of the projection

this is something that could never have happened onstage

just like with the it being projected on him

i guess it could but it would have to be done differently and probably hed have to make it funnier to make it more engaging

intermission

i just checked this is about the halfway point.. Mh

i don't wanna know (song)

“i thought it’d be over by now”

i wish this was longer but i kind of like how its just a little snippet and then the cut

video game (bit)

“i guess i’ll cry again”

“is the dude big or is the room small” lol

hm depression

 feelin like shit (song)

ohh the lighting is fun again

this is the tone shift i suppose

the feels like supalonely and the new kind of music

atl

:(

panic attack 

everything all of the time (song)

feels like brandon rogers 

i enjoy this

this feels like “welcome to youtube” grew up

“a little bit of everything all of the time”

“apathys a tragedy and boredoms a crime”

ok olivia rodrigo

finishing the special (bit)

these feel like diary entries but as standup

interesting choice

jeffery bezos (2)

Why the seaweed suit

Where did he get that

the digital space (bit)

suit up, gather what is needed, and return to the surface

damn

pirate map anfdkjfnskjd

this was so stupid (affectonate)

that funny feeling (song)

the campfire vibes 

kenny loggins

i don't get it..

is it about childhood, is it about the present?

i think its talking about the end of content? 

“the end of culture”, to quote make happy

change and not liking it 

“we were overdue, but it will be over soon”

if the second half of the special is like a panic attack this song is like a momentary pause before it gets worse

“so ive been working on this special”/breakdown 

this was .. uncomfortable and genuine which i'm sure is why he kept it

all eyes on me (song/rant)

another sad thing to watch.. damn

me trying to tell if the audio was from make happy

i think he was trying to make it as if the audio was from make happy 

this feels.. familiar

and obviously that is the point

“come on in the waters fine”

the use of autotune during the talking part... yeah

sad that he was gonna make another special… and it would have been totally different than this

i’ve decided i like the homage to make happy

It feels like hes made peace with it

the montage of him waking up and the “i think i'm done”

and then of course the ending where he's watching it over to remind us that its all fabricated

possible ending song/ “i promise to never go outside again”

ngl he looks good in the shirt with the haircut hehe

which i feel like is what he wants up to notice

and then like not think after we saw all his breakdowns

“i want to hear you tell a joke when no ones laughing in the background”

i really like the medley

Final thoughts

I want a blooper reel, but this doesn't seem like the kind of special

I also wonder if the songs will be on like apple music, but again, doesn't seem like the kind of special

I'm happy for him, he got to be honest and open and show us the sort of panicky stuff

this self aware comedy is exactly the stuff that i think will be making a comeback in the next decade.  John better be pulling up with more deconstructed comedy. 

I hope this has given him peace

#i am so sorry for clogging the feed #bo burnham #inside #inside bo burnham #make happy #what. #words words words #bo fo sho #oh bo

[sweetsunflowerkisses]

My official TFATWS episode two review (this is slightly messier 😃)

❗️TFATWS SPOILERS❗️

- First off, five minutes in and I still don't like this off brand white boy 😐 music is snazzy tho

- also y'all out there in the crowd stop fucking cheering this is not Captain America nor his successor this is an imposter 😃

- Bucky no no no no no please don't look sad 🥺

- also "feels like a brother 😃" NO literally shut up

- when buck is smarter than sam for once :D

- but they really are two halves of the same idiot and I love the intense staring I mean there is literally no heterosexual explanation for everything going on here

- also I love Torres more than anyone keep him safe at all costs please 🥺

- "It's actually white wolf" YES.

-I think Bucky not trusting redwing is quite possibly my favorite thing in this episode. but like RIP redwing TvT

- I know this little white boy is not playing savior rn. But I gotta say watching sam just do his thing is so amazing, I said it last time but he really has come into his own.

- A field. Really? AND YOU WANNA SAY THEY'RE STRAIGHT?

- THE WAY THEY JUST KEEP ON WALKING AND BUCKY BEING SO AGGRESSIVE but of course they accepted the fucking ride.

- STOP THE CAR! I love you so much James Bucky barnes

- YES GO SAM STAND UP FOR YOURSELF YOU ARE YOUR OWN MAN!!

- Karli may be evil (kinda?) but she's pretty cute 🥺

- dog tag bucky 🥺

-Isaiah. king im so sorry. 🥺

- Im about to beat the shit out of these cops for what they just pulled on Sam.

- Not THIS FAKE CAPTAIN AMERICA, KEN DOLL LOOKING WHITE MAN coming to the "rescue". FUCK THAT.

- Couples therapy time ! :D They are so dumb and so gay at the same time and I love it so much. Intense staring part ??? :D

-Bucky nooo baby nooo stop being so insecure that wasn't you bb🥺

-but also go sam go ! stand up for yourself !

-they are having such a couples fight omg "and never see each other again!" like omg classic couple fighting.

-I literally just wanna punch mr USA in the fucking face. like omg just fist through face and pummel into pavement style.

- Rest In Peace flag smasher guy im glad you were able to help Karli escape but like sorry you had to die 🥺

- ah shit here we go again. words cannot express my hatred for this idea but ell-fucking-well I guess. 😃

#tfatws spoilers #tfatws #fatws #fatws spoilers #sambucky #winterfalcon

[larsisfrommars]

Campaign 2 Rewatch: Disparate Pieces

Wow the fucking puppet head chaos shit holy shit that was funny and dark! First instance of Matt Being Salty about Keen Mind of the campaign Hooraaaaaaaay.

Molly and Toya making me fucking cryyyyyy againnnn. Poor Toya oh my goddddd wow this is NOT okay, that’s just fuuuuuuucked oh noooooooo.

Molly is like “yes! You SHOULD feel bad” Tal really was like “Mom said it’s MY turn to be the party’s moral compass!” And then he WAS, with BOTH characters! “Yes everyone likes you, it’s very irritating” lol, Molly had crushes on Fjord AND Caleb and you can NOT change my mind.

“We like to be unsung heroes” “underground activists” WHYYYYY how are they right?! How the frick did they set the tone so quickly?! Awwww Nott “I’m very ugly for a halfling” GUYS, Sam played us like a goddamn fiddle what the fuck??? Oof Caleb too… dropping trauma hints allllll over the place.

“Sorry for choking you with my stick” god how far my Beau has come lmaoooooo. Poor Molly already being exhausted by these idiots, love it he’s like “I’m two fockin years old and I’m still wiser than the lot of you!”

Goddd I forgot when Caleb was way too nervous and unhappy to really apply his charisma Stat, that whole “I killed a man no I will not explain why even tho I’m trying to explain why because I have like 0 fuckin confidence” lmao. Level 2! (Oh my god I get why it’s not working! Vax is peeking through Caleb! Caleb is trying to be intimidating the way Vax is and it’s… not working lmao.

WAIT A MINUTE ARCHIVIST ZEENOTH?! HOLD THE FUCK UP!? Did he just not recognize Beau or did he just wanna watch her suffer? My bet was it was the later because he is a ✨prick✨. OH! He does notice her! B i t c h

Oooooh first Felderwin mention, also maaaaaan fuck Goblin racism (which Nott participated in for a long ass time to be fair). I hate Zeenoth but thank god he’s here otherwise these punks would probably still be in jail. OH SHIT DAIRON’S HERE! She didn’t say anything but still!

Yasha’s back! Tell a friend! I still don’t know what Gustav’s shady debt thing was I hope we find out in the campaign wrap up!

Now this is the REAL beginning! Hell yeah! My babies! They have NO idea what’s to come! Also Fjord making Yasha laugh 😊 wowww Molly “the days that you’re gonna have are the days that you’re gonna have.” It’s actually amazing to me how fitting so many of Molly’s lines were in the full context of the show.

Ooooh was that the first, “Sam helps Laura hide that she’s pregnant” move after everyone leaves the table for Beau’s thing?? Weird!

People I am 1000% okay with watching Beau treat like shit: Archivist Zeenoth that bitch. Also immediate crush on Dairon is a MOOD! Also super weird to watch Zeenoth compliment Beau knowing full well what he did to her. “Not everyone does what they do in this world for coin” EXCEPT U DID YOU FUCKING BITACH! HAHA!! Get him Dairon! Fuck Zeenoth! I loooooove you so MUCH Dairon! I love you SO MUCH!! Let’s get MARRIED?! Lmao

It is so WEIRD seeing how distrespectdul Beau was to Dairon initially! Oh shit! I understand why she didn’t trust them at the beginning maaaaan. Dairon is such a cool teacher! Aaand I didn’t realize just how early Beau/Marisha reveals the physical abuse thing! Maaaan this combat is making me FEEL THINGS! Beau baby you’ve come SO far! I love youuuuuu!!

God in hindsight it feels… so fucking GOOD to watch Zeenoth get the shit beaten out of him because he fucking deserves it. Get him! Get him Beau! Get that fuckin extract aspects and stunning strike! The world needs assholes! Fuck yeah!!! “Maybe one day you’ll find the corruption inside our own” and THEN SHE DID! O M F G

Fjord being like a proud older brother when he sees Beau looks beat to shit like “woah dude?! You good!? Bet you did something badass” guys, I love them and I’m going to miss Marisha and Travis sitting next to each other. Molly being wary of the Soul is good and On Brand but also not quite the right call lmao.

Nott and Caleb are always so goddamn precious I love them. God first successful charisma check Caleb makes this whole session is one about books lmao. Time for Caleb to take a baaaath! Huzzah! Oh my god, Nott, I am so glad you never changed but nothing will EVER be as feral as Nott in the bathhouse in this episode “I dump out the cucumber water and eat all the cucumbers” MOOD!

God, healing potions and drugs lmao. Little did they know this shit would help them defeat a baby faced monstrosity 100+ later 😂😂😂 blackmail! Drugs that ultimately only Beau will use! (Unless I think maybeFjord took some at one point I don’t remember?) Hooray!

Aww Nott giving Yasha the flowers befire she even knowing what that means for her and mostly out of fear. Maaaaan this is making me FEEL things aaaaaaagh! The PRESSED FLOWER BOOK! GUYSSSS. Yay mail fraud!

Awww I love that convo to between Caleb and Fjord. Fjord automatically protective of their most skittish party members, strategically to keep them from running off but also cuz he cares. Caleb being cautiously trusting and their low key agreement to herd this group of cats together. I love shit like soooo much!

#critical role #cr spoilers #c2e4 #Lars watches cr #Crit role rewatch #campaign 2 #cr2ko: 0 #cr2ko total: 3

[boys-from-santacarla]

hi hi!! so i saw that people could send in an ask describing themselves to get a lost boy paired with them? but yeah heres a desc of me ig!

so i’m tall, and relatively large- i have dark purple/burgundy hair in a shaggy mullet with an undercut. i come up with crazy ideas and shit but i almost never go thru with them bc i get a n x i o u s- anyway i love rock and punk such as dead kennedys, mötley crue, def leppard, the ramones, ect and goth/alternative such as the cure, joy division, bauhaus, sisters of mercy, and souxie sxioux and the banshees (i have the brain capacity of a seagull so my apologies if i misspelt that). i love small tattoos, and stretch ears. i am german, french, irish and scottish, hawaiian/other pacific islander that i don’t wanna mention all of them and jewish! i don’t think i needed to include that but i’m proud of my heritage and i thought maybe it would be useful sjfjsjfnks. i can go from moments of batshit like licking chargers, eating lotion, sand and paint, and lighting things on fire and “i wanna live in a big city and cause chaos and make others fear me” to “i wanna live in a small cottage in the rolling hills of scotland and raise sheep and have 3 cats named rat, tat, and tatta” i love painting, and i have multiple articles of clothing that i have painted and drawn on, as well as cut, but i cant sow for the life of me. i also wanna have a small apartment somewhere but travel the world in a van. yeah- i think that’s about it- sorry this was so long KFJDBFJDNFJFMJ

DUDE, YOU ARE ASKING TO BE PAIRED WITH

Marko

Man, what a deadly twosome. You'll have the boys' nightmares coming true.

I don't know if you are taller than him. If you are, oh boy, can you enjoy it making blondie upset. He finds you being taller than him a real turn-on. If you aren't, he still finds you sexy as hell.

This man comforts and helps you with your anxiety, because when he falls in love there will be nothing as pure and strong in your life as what he feels for you, so if there is anything he can do to assist you, count on him. And about the crazy stuff, you know he is a mentally strange motherfucker too, and that is something that makes the two of you the explosive couple you are. If your anxiety stops you from doing something you love, he will encourage you to do it, because he knows you have the potential and blindly trusts in your skills, but will understand if you insist on not doing it and will give you time and space if you still don't feel prepared or in the mood. He will never give up tho.

You two would have these amazing brutal-as-fuck compilations with your favorite songs. Dividing them into moods, like having your favorite punk songs in the "wreck the system" tape, and your favorite metal songs in the "sunset strip whore" mix. For when you get into the classic goth mood, the atmosphere it creates and his company can turn the moment into a romantic event.

He shares your fascination for corporal modifications, so he will speak with you about some cool tattoos he saw in some random guy's arm at the boardwalk or this idea he has for a tattoo that he swears would look incredible. If you wanted to get one done for yourself, he will help you out selecting or designing the concept and will be by your side at the moment of getting it done. You could get a tattoo of an ordinary happy face and he would tell you it creates a super tough and dangerous aspect.

Ok, this is more a headcannon of mine, but I believe Marko to be Jewish too! So you will have him pronouncing B'shert very often.

Now, oh Lord, I wish I could tell you he is going to protect you from catching an infection, but truth is, there's no voice of reason in a pair like this. The worst part is, you two compete to see who can endure eating more sand. I'm not sure who would win this one.

Ah!, almost forgot, Paul had to buy a fire extinguisher because now he has two pyromaniacs in their prime to worry about.

First off, those are now top on my list "best names for your domestic rats" lmao. Second, this guy follows the game. I mean, the only friends he has besides the boys are his pigeons, and I bet my left arm one of them it's named Rambo.

Yes, this is sweet. He has this DIY fascination too, so for date ideas you two get together with a bunch of clothes ready to be modified. Like kids in kindergarten, you two end up with paint all over your faces, but the final product is worth it, tho. Because you two can express your distinctive styles with your brand new shirts and jeans. Cut wounds will be involved in this too.

#thank you for requesting #it was really fun to write this one #i hope you like it #you can state ur opinion of it if u want #match-ups #vampire1rat #marko the lost boys #the lost boys #my writings

[boognish-worshipper]

Midnight City AU

i’ve been having fun writing this story, all these lil snippets n pieces comin together n shit,,, but i also find myself getting so frustrated writing sometimes even tho ik that’s a given with literally creating anything 😭 anyway uhhhh scheming shit ensues in this chapter, and we see another familiar pal pop up 🙏 also included obligatory reference to those aesthetic photos with song lyrics 🏃‍♀️💥

//Chapter 2: Oblivion

The vinyl store was a short walk from Sterling Lake, but Ron and Trevor decided to run there like idiots. Trevor was out of breath by the time they got there placing his hands on his knees, while Ron looked ready to keel over and pass out, pressing a hand against the front of the store.

“Remind me why we chose to run here?”

“So we could,” Ron wheezed out a breath, inhaling deep to stable himself.

“So we could hurry up and get Wade.”

“It was a rhetorical question.”

“Right. Sorry Trevor.”

Trevor swung the door open hastily, calling out for Wade right away. A head with muddy locs popped up in their direction.

“Hey Trevor! Hi Ron!”

“Wade! Get over here, no time for pleasantries!”

Wade rushed over to meet them outside.

“Get out of my G-damn store Trevor!”

“I’m going, Debra. Say hi to lovely Floyd for me, will ya?”

“Get out!”

The trio walked away from the place, not knowing where to head next.

“Let’s go talk in my truck, where we won’t be… disturbed by any fuckwad wearing Andés brand sherpa jackets. Why do they even need jackets out here? It’s like 90 degrees all the time!”

He was parked across the way from Sterling Lake, and as he went, he tried his best to avoid running into the clique of phony fucks. The minute they all piled in, Trevor peeled out so loudly it was surprising he tried being discrete at all.

“So, Ron. Fill Wade in.”

“What’s goin’ on?”

“It’s the Merryweather Night Club.”

“Ooh, are we goin’ in to see them pretty girls dance?”

“No, Wade.” Trevor interjected.

“Then what-“

“It’s about Steve.”

“Who?”

Trevor impatiently shot out a breath, trying his best to breakdown the situation to Wade. He put a hand to his face briefly before speaking again.

“Haines, Wade. Steven fuckin’ Haines.”

“Ohh him! That fancy dude at the park.”

“Yeah. The fancy dude at the park.”

“What about him?”

“Well Ron here caught word that Devin Weston is hosting some big event there for Haines and his crew.”

“We invited or somethin’?”

“For fucks sake- No, Wade. We’re gonna plan out how to completely crash and wreck the party, so we can get that club the fuck out of here.”

“How’re we gonna do that?”

“Well first, we’re gonna scope the place out. Get a better idea of what we’re dealing with here.”

Trevor thought to himself that if he didn’t have a good look from the outside, that’d he’d have to get a layout of the floor plans himself. It’s not like he hadn’t visited the club before, but he hadn’t been… sober exactly when he dropped by those few times. So it was basically like seeing it for the first time. If he couldn’t get much from the outside, he knew only one person who could accomplish getting the layout of the place.

“We’re almost there, get ready to do some creeping boys.”

The sun was setting, and soon it would be dark out. And when it got dark in Los Santos, it got dark. The only way the city could be visible was from the surplus of lights that were nearly everywhere, except for a few places. They at least had some darkness to rely on so they wouldn’t be spotted right away. Trevor parked a block away, and the three of them hid on the rooftop of the building across the way. Neon lights flickered on, reading “MERRYWEATHER’S SUNNY DAYS NIGHT CLUB”.

“Such a stupid fucking name. I mean, why is it called Sunny Days if it’s a night club?!” Trevor angrily muttered.

As the sky grew dark, the club began to stir, with some random rhythmic song starting up. Ron lifted a pair of binoculars he brought with him, and gasped.

“There he is! Mr. Weston himself!”

Trevor snatched the binoculars from Ron, causing him to crash into his side.

“Uh, Trevor, it’s still around my neck.”

“Then take it the fuck off, before I take it off for you.”

He fumbled around with it, tossing it into Trevor’s hands. Below them, he saw Devin standing outside, with a pristine woman beside him. Trevor whistled lowly, so they wouldn’t be heard.

“That lady’s wayyy out of that fucker’s league.”

He watched them speak to the bouncer outside, hearing them laugh about something before heading in.

“They’re probably laughing it up now, plotting their next move to take over the city!”

“Shut up Ron, we lost them.”

He growled in frustration, handing the binoculars back to Ron.

“Let’s sneak ‘round back, maybe we’ll see something there.”

As they left, Trevor made a mental note of where the Merryweather bouncers were placed. Two burly men guarded the entrance, with a thick velvety rope not too far in front of it. They had to avoid the streetlights, seeing as people like them were sure to raise suspicion being near one of the hottest night clubs in LS. He couldn’t be made, not when he already had a reputation there.

“Alright Ron, you see anything?”

They hid near a dumpster, away from the lights.

“Not really, it’s too dark-“

Suddenly, the back door swung open. Ron and Trevor ducked while Wade’s eyes were transfixed on who was coming out. Trevor yanked him down, holding a finger to his lips.

“So I says to him, ‘You ain’t payin’ me enough to stay on this failure of a fuckin’ show Solomon!’, old guy flipped the fuck out.”

“That’s that Pelosi actor though!” Wade said, rather loudly.

“Wade! Shh!”

“And then I- wait a minute. The fuck was that?”

“Shit! Shit!” Ron panicked.

“Yo!” Pelosi started to walk in their direction.

“We better get out of here. Now.”

All three of them scrambled up to run off back to Trevor’s truck.

“Get back here! Security!” The actor began to chase them, along with one of the Merryweather guards.

They continued to run down the block, Trevor breaking into a sprint so he could start the car up before anyone caught up to them.

“Get in! Get the fuck in!”

The truck revved up, and Trevor drove off in a haste. Even though it didn’t go as planned, Trevor couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

“Whew! What a rush, huh?”

“Rush?! We almost got caught, Trevor!”

“Yeah, only because Wade couldn’t keep it down for 5 fuckin’ seconds.”

“I’m sorry! That Pelosi guy is famous! I ain’t ever seen a actor up close.”

“Yeah, but he’s already washed up. Nothing special.”

“Isn’t he our age? How can he be washed up if he’s still-“

“Can it, Wade.”

Trevor came to the conclusion that there wasn’t enough visibility of the place from the outside. It didn’t have a single window. He mumbled to himself that he needed to go see a friend of his. The travel to El Burro Heights didn’t take long, with Trevor telling the other two to wait in the truck.

“Ron, please make sure he doesn’t do anything dumb.”

“Got it.”

“It was one time!”

He made his way up the steps, banging on the door. He lifted his head up to the outdoor camera, snarling at it.

“Let me the fuck in Wheels!”

The front door clicked open, and Trevor walked right in. He shut it behind him, and trotted over to a bedroom.

“Trevor. Didn’t think I’d see much of you again.”

“Neither did I old friend.”

“What is it. What do you want.”

The room was lit up with aqua and pink shades, a visual of a permanent sunset on his computer. Some kind of synth music played faintly. A nerdy looking guy was seated in a wheelchair next to a set up that looked like it was pulled right from the 90s, various posters and novelty items strewn about.

“Let me cut to the chase. It’s Merryweather again.”

“Again? Trevor, I thought we agreed you’d leave them alone!”

“Ah ah ah! I didn’t finish, Lest. Get this, there’s some big event going on soon. Steve Haines- some big get together with him and his posse of lame-os.”

“Really? Devin’s letting those guys in? I thought it was all big name people.”

“Yeah, well Steve isn’t exactly poor Lester. I thought we both knew that.”

“Duh, but still. He’s not exactly Devin’s type of crowd.”

“No no no, I think they might be in kahoots. Planning something.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

“Hmm. Let me see…”

He turned to the computer, clacking away on his keyboard. It was rather vintage looking, and Trevor was surprised it worked at all. Lester was into technology more than he was though, so he probably worked some kind of magic on it.

“Hm. You’re right. Seems like they’ve known one another for quite some time. Guess their dads work together.”

“Fuckin’ daddy’s boys.”

“But, I still don’t think interfering with that party is a good idea.”

“Why the fuck not?”

“You’ve had enough run ins with the both of them already.”

“But if we infiltrated the club, we could get it shut down!”

“What are you planning, some sort of raid? You and your buddies? 2 other people isn’t much to work with if you wanna take down one of the most popular clubs here.”

“That’s why I came to you!”

“For what?”

“So you could do your cyber shit, find the floor plans or something!”

“You know that’s gonna take a long time, right? I mean, getting the blueprints, not to mention finding other people who’re on board with the idea of it all-”

“Well no shit.”

“Are you paying me?”

“What?”

“I said, are you paying me?”

“What the fuck would I need to pay you for?”

“Taking time out of my day to get that done for you.”

“Right. Because you’re sooo busy.”

Lester frowned slightly, upset by the remark.

“I’m gonna just ignore that. Anyway, I’m not asking for a whole lot. Just something for the effort I’m putting in to find the plans.”

“So you’ll do it?”

“What choice do I have?”

“Absolutely none my friend!” He said, grin wide.

“Y’know you’re still gonna need to assemble a crew that doesn’t consist of only your… minions or whatever. That’s your part. Now shoo, let me do my thing.”

“Oh Lester the Molester you never let me down!” He said, clapping a hand on his shoulder.

“I told you to stop calling me that!”

“Aww, and here I thought you liked it!”

“Just go already. If we’re doing this, we’re doing it right. No funny business.”

“But funny business is my specialty!”

“Oh my God, go!”

He made his way back over to the truck, seeing Wade passed out in the back. Slamming a hand on the truck bed, he yelled for him to wake up.

“Boys! We got some recruiting to do.”

“Wh-what? What d’ya mean? Who are we gonna find? I thought it was just gonna be us-”

“We’re not taking out one of the biggest clubs in LS on our own, Ron.”

“But I-”

“No buts! Now let’s go.”

They all drove across the city, back to the apartment complex Floyd lived in, Wade’s place being the first one you see pulling in. He had been nice enough to pitch in some cash to pay his rent, seeing as Wade basically had no money to begin with. The trio brainstormed for a bit, chattering away about needing to find people who hated those guys just as much as they did, before Wade and Ron promptly passed out. Trevor threw on a random shuffled playlist to keep him occupied as they slept, and some song he’d never heard before played. Some artist called Grimes? The intro was wobbly, like someone was shaking laminated paper. He kept it on, liking how funky it sounded. The music reverberated loud in his ears, the singer’s voice light and dreamlike compared to the dark, heavy tone of the song. It was the experimental stuff Trevor was into. He opened nosedivr, scrolling through his usual feed. This was a thing he did often when he couldn’t sleep. As he kept going through posts, he noticed he still followed Amanda; they stopped being friends long ago and the task of removing her on there slipped his mind. She had posted a new photo though, and he instantly recognized who she was with just from the shoes. It was that Michael guy.

@krystal-klear-tears

𝔦 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢, 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔫 𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔥 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲.

#grunge aesthetic #lana del rey #lyrics #black and white aesthetic

His finger hovered over the reblog button, and he hesitated. What was he doing right now? He didn’t give a shit who Amanda was with anymore. Michael was just another name, another face, another person she was just gonna dump later on. She could never do commitment. That was the one thing he knew for sure in the period of time they had been friends. Amanda wasn’t exactly a bad person for it, she just didn’t express her feelings in the best way. It was why she jumped from guy to guy. They didn’t need anything more than her facade, her surface level personality. So when the time came that she would be close to showing her true colors, she’d cut them off. Trevor didn’t like that. If there was one thing he truly could not stand, it was people being two-faced. He wished Amanda embraced herself more. But like he said, it was whatever now. Soon enough, he wouldn’t see anymore posts like that.

Still, he figured he could unfollow her another day. Part of him did wanna see how long this one would last. Was that bad? Maybe. Who cares. By the time he had finished scrolling mindlessly on his phone, he’d finally grown tired. He wanted to dream about tomorrow, because tomorrow promised a plan in the works, and it was fucking spectacular. He couldn’t let something so meaningless like a new boyfriend of hers distract him. Yet despite that, he still found himself wanting to know more. This was the first guy in a while that Amanda got with that she didn’t run to tell him about. It felt… strange. But again, he couldn’t let that distract him from what was at the front of his mind. He didn’t have time for that. He had to focus on Merryweather first and foremost. Shutting his eyes, a smile grew on his face. He was finally gonna take those stupid fucks down.

//sorry if these seem short rn,,, it’s gonna be a slow build up tbh. it’ll be worth it later on when i complete future chapters lol. don’t wanna rush it too much ,, also i feel like i’m gonna accidentally make this sound all over the place so uh apologies in advance 💯 i will go into more detail abt amanda n trevor’s friendship in this too btw so expect that eventually ig

#gta v #grand theft auto v #grand theft auto 5 #trevor philips #ron jakowski #wade hebert #lester crest #michael de santa #michael townley #amanda de santa #midnight city au

[luci-cunt]

hey luci not to be an ao3 note but how does homesong end

kajsd;fljkasl;dfjkaslf;asjd I had so many plans man T-T

main points under this [VERY BIG AND BLATANT SPOILER WARNING FOR THE END OF HOMESONG] which unfortunately I doubt I will ever finish T-T

Ok first off

- Kevin and Neil are half-brothers bc Kayleigh and Mary are the same person

- Riko betrays them when they go to kill Livingstone (duh) and it backfires

- Stuart makes an appearance

Basically what was gonna happen is that 1) ppl are confused bc Neil can manifest the keys--which shouldn't be possible, and then they wanna know who his mom is/ parent--and eventually he cracks and tells them Mary and Nathan, but he doesn't give last names but he doesn't need to bc when the wolves hear Nathan they go "not Nathan Wesninski??" and he's like "Are you fucking kidding me" but then they all assume he's lying bc--

ok here's the thing about Kayleigh right?? She was a super powerful witch but she had this specific like, niche?? Brand?? where she would make Wolf-hunters infertile so they couldn't pass down their legacy at all, and Nathan Wesninski was one of the first she did this too. So everyone's like "ok but you look like a carbon copy of him tho, so you have to be his kid--but the only way you're his kid is if she lifted her curse."

Which is when Neil's like "ok well, it's not a thing bc Mary died, like--two years ago, and Kayleigh's probably still alive--"

Which is when Kevin's like-- "[Very specific date that I have not managed to find in Nora's ec or have the time to come up with myself--]??" and everyoen's like "??" but Neil is like "shit wait--how did you guess that???"

But poor Kevin is losing his fucking shit, and he very losely explains that it's the day his tether with his mother snapped--aka the day he was so distraut by not understand what was happening (bc he had no idea--he was with Riko and his tether had never snapped before) that he snapped at Riko, which pissed Riko off so much that he snapped back and broke his hand.

(aye aye it comes full circle)

anyways, then Gordo decides to stick his head in Neil's head--which Neil tentatively agrees to, and they confirm that yup--Mary is Kayleigh, which makes Neil a witch which means he really should not be able to be a wolf too, but Gordo's theory is that since he didn't know about his powers, he wasn't actively using them--which means he's gonna feel some insane pain when he does use them.

And Neil's like "yeah that checks out"

but then it's time to go hunt Livingstone down, which is a whole thing but most importantly Riko drags poor Jean along, and mans is fucked up from doing two locator spells in like one week but they all go to find Livingstone except that when they do Riko has Jean knock everyone out but Jean barely has the power for it and Neil ends up fighting it off so now it's just Riko, Neil, and Livingstone and Riko's like

"hey look! I brought you all these hoes! come work for me!" and Livingstone is like "You're an idiot" AND THEN!

Stuart!

Mans shows up bc Jean used to much power it was like a fuckin beacon and they came to investigate--cuz OOP! GUESS WHO'S A VERY OLD FAMILY OF HUNTERS!?!!?

Aeeeeyyyyeee Stuuuuu

Anyways, they manage to contain Livingstone, Riko, and Neil--but he recognizes Neil--and then he's like "wait a second" and also realizes Neil's a wolf and he gets pissed--which Livingstone uses to his advantage bc he's like "hey guess what--I know how to cure that :)" and Stuart decides to risk it, so he kills Riko, fakes Neil and Livingstones deaths (aka makes it look like Neil went supersonic to kill Livingstone and save the day) and then zips them across teh border.

Queue Livingstone and Neil trying to buy time and figure out how to escape, at least until Neil actually does manage to escape and Livingstone's like "ok now you're gonna get me out too right?" and he's like "no <3" and ditches his ass.

Then he shows up on the Bennet's front lawn in time to go "I lived bitch" and pass out an dyou know what? Good for him.

Then all the foxes and the wolves team up and threaten Stuart enough that he chills out and also kills Livingstone for them.

So yeah! alkdjfl;asdjf

I think that's all the lose ends?? Riko dies very unremarkably btw, alskjdf;laksdjf Stuart just snaps his neck when he tries to interupt him it's great.

Here's my favorite snippet from the outline doc! (it happens right after Neil gets his tether--and I mean like, right after)

Anyways, Neil can’t sleep though, all he can hear is the heartbeats of everyone in the room and every little sound outside feels like his father coming after him

Eventually he just sits up, thinking about going outside but he doesn’t want to leave everyone else inside

But Andrew’s up and dragging him into the kitchen where he makes himself a mug of cocoa and gets Neil a glass of water

They chat a bit, Neil asks why Andrew was willing to lay down his life in that moment and Andrew says it was because he knew Neil wouldn’t do anything.

Neil is DUMB and obvi goes to touch the scratches on Andrew, which Andrew says no to, so Neil just drops his hand and Andrew’s like “see--right there, that’s why.”

Neil’s like “yeah but while I’m a monster it’s different you fucking pleb” and Andrew’s like “but was it? You barely scratched me.”

He takes out the key and hands it to Andrew, explaining that he can feel how it’s the only rock in the river that is Neil now, and if it goes away or gets destroyed he’ll be swept right down with the current

And then the has the auDACITY to say ‘I want you to keep it’

Andrew gets all agro and like ‘I hate you’ but Neil’s like ‘I don’t think so bitch boy--you like me’

And then they almost kiss but Kevin interrupts them with his five am alarm and Andrew tells Neil he needs to sleep and shoves him down onto the couch. He turns on the tv and sits right by Neil’s head, with his back against the couch and sitting on the floor and Neil sleeps feeling the safest he’s ever felt in his life

The next time he wakes up Andrew’s in the same spot and it’s blindingly bright outside

They all get ushered off to the Bennett house and Neil takes Carter’s advice and decides to allow Gordo to dig around inside his head

SO yeah! Homesong! asjkdf;lkjadsfl;jk sorry this is such a long winded explaination and I'm sorry I'm never goign to finish it askdjf;laskdf;ljkasdflkj I love everyone who loved it!!!!! y'all single-handedly killed me <33

#homesong #alskjdflaksjdf been a second since I used that tag #aksdlfj;alsdjf T-T #oh aftg my beloved #and green creek #T-T #luci doesn't shut up

[creamykaspbrak]

The Losers go thrift shopping and at first Eddie and Stan are wary but they end up having the most fun 😌 ~ Cris

omg okay did anyone else ever watch the movie wild child? i loved that movie, that was my shit, and honestly?? big losers vibes

like bev mike and richie are the ones to suggest going thrift shopping first because duh, those three are probably the most fashionable out of the lot of them and both bill and ben are totally up for it bc they love and trust their fashionable cool friends/kind of lovers it’s complicated but stan and eddie are kind of hesitant - stan bc he’s not used to going outside of his comfort zone. he has an outfit for every day of the week and he doesn’t like not wearing those outfits bc it makes him nervous and a little antsy.

eddie is the absolute worst tho bc his mom has always told him that thrift shops were dirty and disgusting and that he should never go in them. “you don’t know who’s been in those clothes eddie. you don’t know what kinds of germs and nasty things are on those clothes. only homeless people and dirty people who can’t afford clothes shop in thrift stores. you don’t want to get sick do you eddie?” and eddie ends up taking his nerves out on richie, pushing him away when he tries to coax eddie into the thrift shop.

stan can see that eddie is nervous though and despite his own wariness he knows that eddie is having a harder time with this than himself, because sure stan doesn’t have to buy anything but eddie will still have to be in the presence of all these clothes he thinks are going to make him sick. and so he gently slots his fingers with eddie’s and squeezes gently and is like “if i can do it, you can do it” and that makes eddie feel a lot better. the boy’s shoulders instantly relax and he lets out a little breath of air and he lets stan slowly guide him into the shop.

at first both of them are stand offish - bev and richie and mike are gathering up bunches of clothes, pressing them against each other’s backs to see if theyll fit, putting silly hats and sunglasses on each other’s heads. ben and bill are kind of just following them around like lost puppies with no fashion sense- ben still wears those t-shirts that have wolves howling at the moon on them.

but eventually richie comes over holding a jacket that is exactly what eddie has been looking for for weeks. he keeps seeing these cool little windbreakers in the catalogues bev brings to the clubhouse and even though he hasn’t said anything about wanting one, richie notices every time eddie opens up the magazine and flicks to that one particular page, runs his fingers over the jacket and then closes it before anyone can accuse him of being gay because fashion is for girls.

“hey, i think this would look really good on you eds,” richie says in a calmer tone than usual. a tone that says, hey it’s okay if you don’t wanna do this but i think you would really like this. eddie reaches out a little and then pulls back so richie nods and delicately sets it on the front of a rack before squeezing eddie’s shoulder and saying, “think about it,” then going back to rushing around and finding more clothes.

and eddie does thinking about it. his eyes keep flickering back to that one jacket. he doesn’t pick it up and he doesn’t touch it, but his gaze is obviously drawn to the piece and stan can just tell that eddie desperately wants it but it’s still a little too afraid.

however eddie’s drug of choice has always been competition.

it’s not a few minutes after richie has placed the jacket in front of eddie that some other patron comes over to take a closer look at it. stan can see eddie’s finger tips and eyebrow begin to twitch and it’s only a matter of time before-

“sorry, actually this is mine,” eddie tells the girl and snatches it off the rack, holding onto the hanger tightly. she gives him a look and eddie gives her one right back, with a smile that says fuck off, still gripping the hanger with a fist that says try me bitch. luckily she doesn’t and stan doesn’t have to break up a fight between eddie and a random teenager again.

after that, eddie loosens up a little. he begins interacting with the losers more, letting them press items of clothing up against him. in turn, stan also becomes more relaxed. he and eddie are so close that often their moods will affect one anothers and so when eddie starts to enjoy himself stan does too. in the end, theyre both letting the losers shove them into a dressing room with a bunch of clothes to try on.

stan doesn’t buy anything, of course, still unsure about letting go of the simple comfort of clothes that he knows, but he realises that he can still have fun whilst maintaining that balance.

eddie, on the other hand, leaves with two large bags full of different clothes and hats and shoes- turns out, eddie is a great model for bev and looks good in pretty much any outfit she puts him in. it’s one of the first big fuck you’s he gives to sonia and richie is so proud of him when he comes into school on monday wearing his brand new windbreaker “lookin’ a million dollars”

#reddie #my writing #prompts #thifting #this is one of the cutests asks ive ever gotten #tysm cris i had so much fun writing this 🥺💖

[herakosmos]

@dreamyjaems: “hi babycakes!! i loved your “target headcannons” and it was so enjoyable to read! i was having a rough night, so reading it brought a huge smile on my face 🥰 so if you don’t mind, could you do the “target” headcannons but with goshiki and atsumu! thank you very much and i hope you have a lovely day! i look forward to reading more things from you and good luck on your blog! 💓”

hi bb! ty for the kind words🥺 im glad it made your night <33 you’re my first request, so im kinda nervous😭

im not too familiar w/ goshiki and atsumu, so i’m sorry if they’re ooc :((( i really hope you like it tho!

going to target w/ their s/o

{hcs for goshiki and atsumu}

goshiki

“BABE!!! i’ll go get your favorite cereal brand for you!”

✰ would run all the way across the store just for your favorite type of cereal LMAO

✰ when he comes back PLS praise him 🥺

“goshiki you’re so sweet how did you know?”

✰ stands proudly, chest out and smiles ear to ear

“well..i always see you eating this type of cereal in the morning!”

✰ he would probably get really flustered from pda, so don’t do it unless you’re ready for an overheated baby

✰ pushes the cart for you the moment you guys enter target and would insist to push it until the very end of the trip

✰ IF you’re feeling a little mean today, your hand would “accidentally” intertwine with his on the handle bar

✰ goshiki.exe has stopped working

“u-um y/n what are you doing?”

✰ HIS WHOLE FACE TURNS SO RED POOR BABY

“nothing, i just want to push the cart with you” :)

✰ tries to loosen up a bit, but his heart would be pounding so much that it’s the only thing he could hear <\3

✰ still tries to suck it up and look like it’s not making him sweat at all (even though it is)

✰ he’ll get anything and everything for you

✰ no matter what height you are, goshiki would still want to grab the items on the highest shelf just to impress you. he’ll put it in the cart so proudly knowing how cool that was of him

✰ sometimes it’ll either leave him with a proud smirk or a face of defeat when you aren’t looking HABQAHBSAHS

“did you see that y/n!?”

“huh? what do you mean baby?”

✰ you’ll leave him stunned and kinda hurt tbh

✰ this won’t stop him from trying though!!!

✰ i feel like goshiki would also want to check out the sports section. his eyes would automatically land on the children sports gear and turn soft. he would get MAJOR baby fever from the sight of it and immediately turn to you about it

“BAB-“

“i know what you’re thinking goshiki and nows not the right time to talk about it” 

“BUT”

“goshiki -.-”

“yes ma’am!”

✰ salutes you cutely and that leaves you in a giggling mess. he loves to do dorky actions just to make you laugh and he succeeds every time🙈

✰ probably thinks about what ushijima gets from each aisle you guys pass through. even though you always remind him he doesn’t need to BE like him in order to beat him lmao

✰ 100% pays for everything. he flexed his money and bought $100+ worth of junk food

✰ practically broke afterwards, but doesn’t really care because it was spent on you🥺🥺

✰ going back to the car, he’ll put you in the cart too with the grocery bags like kuroo, but would do it to only show off how strong he is haha

“baby are you sure this is fine?!”

✰ HE’LL BE GOING SO FAST SOMEONE SLOW HIS ASS DOWN 

“DON’T WORRY MY LOVE THIS IS NOTHING”

✰ he of course would start to load the car for you. maybe roll up his sleeves just a tad for you to see his ya’know 👉💪😼

✰ you’d be so grateful to have this little bean like??? he’s so sweet :(

✰ you of course had to do something in return. before goshiki could even say a word out of his mouth, you connected his lips with yours for a light peck. his eyes would be WIDE open while receiving it omg

✰ goshiki: 👁💋👁

“thank you for everything today goshiki….i love you”

✰ AWH CRAP GOSHIKI STOPPED WORKING AGAIN

✰ the kiss made him blush 10x more than from inside the store and starts to muster up a sentence to try and say how he wants another one

“m-maybe we c-could do that a-again?”

✰ of couse you would give another one for the cutie. this time he actually lets it last for at least 5 secs before letting you go

“i love you too baby...always!!”

atsumu

✰ you being his first ever long term s/o, going out to target with his partner was a first for him. atsumu honestly just came because he had nothing else to do...or at least that’s what he told you

✰ atsumu is a man of physical contact, so expect A LOT of pda. he honestly doesn’t give a fuck😭 he’s THAT ballsy to try anything in public

✰ he would be the type to put his arm around your waist while in the midst of choosing between two snacks. this little punk would slowly start to trail his hand lower...and lower....and low-

✰*SMACK*

✰ you smacked his hand off before he could do anything perverted😭 boy would be sorta pissed at either the fact you didn’t let him do what he wanted to do or because you slapped his hand wayy too hard and its turning red now JANXNC

✰ although atsumu can be protective, you can’t be protected from his jabs of teases and pranks lmao

✰ he would purposely take an item out of the cart and put it on a random shelf until you’ll notice something is missing 

✰ when he sees you getting all riled up or show some sort of irritation he can’t help but admire how cute you look all mad. doesn’t try to show any expression though and hides it with a smirk

✰ 100% only does it to get a reaction outta you😭

✰ drags guides the cart to the toy section and checks to see if they have any cool action figures (idk why but i feel like he would collect those kinda stuff)

✰ turns out there’s only those science toys

✰ (kuroo?👀)

“why is there only fucking science shit”

“HUN there’s children next to us don’t say that”

✰ looks at the children and then back at you with a lazy smirk

“ffffffuuckkk” says it in slow-motion 

✰ AHAHAHAHAHSHXHCHH

✰ omg you would just roll your eyes at his immaturity and leave him there with the clueless children 😭😭

“awww come on princess don’t be like that, i'm just teasing”

✰ another eye roll came from your face at how stupid he is, but can’t hold back a small giggle as well

✰ ah how he loves that adorable giggle of yours

✰ the sole reason for this target trip was to look for furniture and it was the LAST stop you guys took from this whole time

✰ atsumu would straight up lounge on a couch even though it would say do not sit on it’s only for display

✰ AGAIN mans does not give a flying fuck he does what he wants😎

✰ if an employee tries to tell him to get off his reply would be:

“if i wanna buy it, my ass needs to approve”

“babe! i don’t think there’s anything here that’s nice we should look somewhere else”

“ahh seems like my princess and my ass doesn’t seem to approve this leather couch of yours we’ll be writing reviews on yelp”

✰ hey, his baby didn’t find what they wanted 🤷‍♀️

✰ rumor has it the employee’s jaw is dropped to the ground till this day lmao

✰ once you reach the check-out area and pay for the junks you got, you put the groceries into the cart and atsumu squishes your face to stop you 

“babe, we’ll find you a pretty couch in no time”

✰ not gonna lie you were kinda bummed from not finding anything

“i know just what to do to make you happy again”

✰ debby ryan smirks 🌚🌚

✰ he immediately lets go of your face and starts jogging towards the lines of carts to get one for himself.

“lets race!”

✰ your face immediately lit up from the request of a pisshead (who wouldn’t want to wipe that smirk off of that handsome face🙃)

✰ you two both started to race each other on carts towards the car and you won. he probably would say he made you win on purpose just because you were a bit pouty

✰ laughter filled the air from how THIS was his way of cheering you up. it was so cute for him to “lose” for you 

“babe you’re such a loser” 

✰ your lips suddenly met his cheek for a light peck

✰ you thought it didn’t really faze him until he asked you to slap both of his cheeks till they turned red

✰ the only reason he told you to do that was to hide the fact his cheeks were burning from that tiny peck LMAO

taglist: (i’ll add more in the future!🥺)

@deadontheinsidebut @kat-writes-haikyuu @lovetsuki

want to request hcs or a matchup? here are the rules!

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #atsumu hcs #haikyuu atsumu #atsumu fluff #haikyuu goshiki #goshiki fluff #goshiki hcs

[autmnchllambrsky]

RED Taylor’s Version ranked on how much I relate/how much it’s gonna hurt n why

The ones I can’t even give personal context to bc it would bring up old shit🥲:

All Too Well

“Maybe we got lost in translation/ maybe I asked for too much/ You call me up again just to break me like a promise / so casually cruel in the name of ‘being honest’”

The moment I knew

“There in the bathroom I try not to fall apart and the sinking feeling starts…you call me later and say ‘I’m sorry I couldn’t make it’ and I said ‘I’m sorry too’. That was the moment I knew.😭

I knew you were trouble.

“A new notch in your belt is all I’ll ever be” and “the saddest fear comes creeping in that you never loved me OR her” …OUCH

I almost do

This one is like I miss you but I know you don’t miss me as much and if I let you in again you’re gonna leave me.. again. “I can’t say hello to you and risk another goodbye/ it takes everything in me not to call you/ I wish I could run to you/ I hope you know that every time I don’t I almost do”

Red

Relatable bc I don’t ever stfu about something when it makes me upset

One’s that I can’t listen to bc I’ll cry

Come back be here

Military brat trauma/daddy issues

“I tell myself don’t get attached but in my mind I play it back spinning faster than the plane that took you/ I can’t help but wish you took me with you/ I break down bc it’s not fair that you’re not around”

Ronan

I physically can’t cope with the line “I’m standing in your closet trying to talk to you/ what if I kept the hand me downs you won’t grow into”

Sad Beautiful Tragic

They almost made it😢 always makes me think of Doctor Who lol

The Last Time

giving up on each other😢

One’s I was obsessed with in middle school

Girl at home

These Boys Ain’t Shit’s older sister. Like why are you talking to me about that when you know I know you have a girl??

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Middle ground happy breakup song. Taking the power back from someone who humiliated you. A pop song written about someone who hates Taylor’s bubblegum tracks. Calls him out on his gaslighting while she’s at it♥️

Eyes Open

Hunger games track. Sad bc it mirrors how the media looks at her. “Everybody’s waiting for you to breakdown.. even when you’re sleeping keep your eyes open.”

Safe and Sound

The better hunger games track, comforting, haunting, appropriately dystopian. “don’t you dare look out your window darling, everything’s on fire. The war outside our door keeps raging on.”

The Lucky One

I swear the songs she writes about her own fame are a different brand of sad. “They tell you that you’re lucky but you’re so confused bc you don’t feel pretty, you just feel used and all the young things line up to take your place/ Now my name is up in lights/ but I think you got it right/ They tell me now ‘you’re the lucky one’/ can you tell me how I’m the lucky one?” Allegedly about Marilyn Monroe, and then related it back to herself in the last chorus

Holy Ground

Sad lyrics, dance pop bop. The end of a relationship sucks but while it was going good it was *really* good.

State of Grace

Same themes as holy ground. Love is hard but in this song they fight to make it work.

These don’t hurt at all🥰

Treacherous

Basically Ik loving u is a risk and I’m gonna do it anyway😌

Sweeter than fiction

Fun. Underrated. Motivational. Comfort music.

Stay stay stay

“I’d like to hang out with you for my whole life” 🥺🥺🥺

22

Party song. It really is a perfect fucking night. She really said “fuck it I’m young and I’m gonna have fun even tho there’s so much pressure on me”

Starlight

Party Song. About the Kennedy’s. A beach day blast. Let’s pretend to be rich and famous together.

Everything has changed

New loveeeeee “all I’ve seen since 18 hours ago is green eyes and your freckles and your smile on the back of my mind making me feel like I just wanna know you”

Begin Again

Finding love after being hurt and being able to trust someone with your pain>>>“For the first time, my past is past/you throw your head back laughing like a little kid/ I think it’s strange that you think I’m funny bc he never did/ I’ve been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end/ but on a Wednesday in a cafe I watched it begin again.”

#taylor swift #feelings #red taylor’s version #gray November #first post

[monst]

T’is the season Day 25 pt1

Day 25 pt 1 Merry Christmas with the LOV

Merry Christmas guys ^.^ Here are some scenarios with the league….. Remember I warned you guys in advance I’m going to make you guys feel a bunch of different things this Christmas.

Warnings: ….. No Spoilers (I wanted to tho..) Dark chocolate

In order so that ya may skip characters you don’t like: Shigaraki, Dabi, Kurogiri, Spinner, Twice, Toga, Magne, Mr. Comress, AFO, Nomu

Shigaraki Tomura

               You looked at your leader’s exhausted expression and questioned yourself. Should you really be bothering him with this? You knew he was in a lot of pain at the moment but, maybe something like this might cheer him up. If only just a little. You cleared your throat and his vermillion eyes landed on you questioningly. You held up a crudely wrapped box and you saw his brows furrow. He sat up a bit straighter and, extended his hand out to receive the gift.

“You know we don’t have the time to be celebrating holidays.” He informed unwrapping the gift.

“I know. But I figured you might as well have something to distract yourself while you recovered.” You explained. “That and you accidently destroyed yours last week.”

               He pulled out the box that housed a brand new hand-held and his lips turned up a bit. Only to narrow suddenly. “Where the hell did you find the money to buy this. We’re on a budget.”

               “I uh stole it……” You admitted.

               “It just lost whatever sentimental value it might have had.” He scoffed while turning it on.

               “Hey! It’s the thought that counts!” You defended only to laugh at how he rolled his eyes. He didn’t thank you but the smile on his face was good enough for you.

Dabi

               Dabi leaned against the corner of the building watching families pass by. He watched as they expressed their joy at the colorful lights and, shared in happiness. His turquoise eyes were specifically trained onto one family. The elite family was hard to miss, especially since the father of the ‘children’ was the top pro-hero. Everything was so peaceful that it was sickening.

               He wanted to stir up something to entertain himself but, he figured that it would do nothing to improve his mood. He wouldn’t lie to himself he was a bit peeved. Why did he have to stand in the cold? To keep tabs on the Todoroki’s no less. He was about to leave when he felt someone tap his arm. He scowled at you. You had seen scarier faces so you smiled at him.

               “What do you want.” He frowned.

               “Sorry for bothering you sir but, I was wondering if you would be interested in coming inside.” You asked pointing to the building he was leaning against. He had just noticed that it was a soup kitchen. “We have warm food and, company.” You chimed.

               “Not interested sugar plum.” He sassed eying your festive outfit in distaste. You pouted at the insult, but it didn’t deter you.

               “At least take a something with you for the road.” You pestered. “Or consider coming inside. It’s not good to be alone on Christmas.”

               He rolled his eyes at your naïve tone. You really had no idea he was a dangerous villain. With that thought in mind he smirked perhaps he could find some entertainment in spooking you. He tugged your collar bringing you closer to him as his hand burned with azure flames. The hot whisps just barely licking at your skin.

               “Are you sure you wanna invite me in?” He sneered.

               “I mean that is what I said.” You deadpanned. You moved his scarred hand away from you by his elbow and put some space between the both of you. “If you thought that that was going to scare me then you thought wrong.” You informed moving out the way to point to a sign on the door. ‘Villains welcome ^.^’

               “Of course.” He snorted. Maybe going inside for a bit wasn’t such a bad idea. “Lead the way twinkle toes.”

               “Don’t hate on my energy lights.”

Kurogiri

You threw another one back and sighed at the sting. You were out drinking. Alone. You weren’t planning on it but, it turned out that your flight was canceled and, there was no other form of transportation to get you to America in time for Christmas. So, after you video chatted with your family in the states you set out for a walk. That walk soon turned into drink night as soon as you caught sight of the bar you frequented.

“Another.” You asked the bartender.

“Don’t you think you’ve had enough (Name).” The well-dressed man asked while pouring you your requested drink.

“It’ll be enough when I can’t remember anything so keep it coming.” You grumbled. Yeah you were bitter about it. And, yes you complained to Kurogiri about it all night.

“You’ll die of alcohol poisoning.” He commented as you drowned another pitcher.

“Aw you do care.” You sassed shoving your glass to him.

“I care about having to close down in order to remove your body from the area.” He replied.

“You ass.” You snorted. “I’m one of your only paying regulars. Speaking of regulars where all of those crazy kids”

“Wreaking havoc somewhere.” He mused.

“And, daddy Kurogiri isn’t with them? How weird.” You hummed swirling your newly poured drink. “Usually your up Tomura’s ass following him like a lost dog or something.” You drank.

“It was something that he told me to stay out of.” He replied.

“And like a little bitch you listened.” You scoffed. “Kurogiri you need to man up. Tell that NEET to do something with his life. Killing All Might and shifting the ‘hero society’ it’s a waste of time.”

“Perhaps. But if he wishes it then I will assist him.” He declared.

“Your so fucking loyal. It’s annoying. Don’t you have anything you want?” You asked now curious.

“I suppose there isn’t anything I want in particular.” He pondered. “….Maybe decent company.”

“Ha!” You snickered. “Goodluck with that. But I guess you’re right. Some decent company is okay. Your pretty okay Kurogiri.”

“And now your drunk. Prices increase after this point.” He informed switching the menu.

‘Oh come on” You whined. “It’s Christmas and besides aren’t I your gift hmm? I’m good company.”

“Hardly.” He snorted.  

Spinner: Iguchi Shuichi

               “Lizardo!” You shouted. “Catch!”

               Iguchi barely managed to catch the package you threw in his direction and he looked down at it curiously. Was this really what he thought it was? He had to ask to make sure.

               “Is this a present?”

               “No, it’s a colorfully wrapped bomb.” You sassed. “Or course it’s a present it’s Christmas or whatever.”

               “Oh.” He was actually surprised that you’d even get him something. He hasn’t really celebrated the holiday well since….. He couldn’t remember. But, he was actually grateful and, with a smile teasing his lips he tore it open.

               “Seriously.” He sighed in disappointment. You were an asshole and he really wanted to stab you.

               “What? I got you something practical. You are cold-blooded.” You snickered.

               “You’re a bitch you know that.” He hissed tossing the lamp to the side. He went to walk away when you called out to stop him. “What now.”

               “Okay that was a gag but, here’s your real gift.” You smiled ushering him behind the couch.

               His jaw dropped at the copious amount of gifts. He looked to you and you nodded. He attacked them with a grin. You held back a snort when he pulled out heating pads from a bag. He shot you a glare but at least these would actually work to keep him warm. You had bought him or more likely stole him a device to help sharpen his blades, a new game he rolled his eyes when he noticed it was a multiplayer game you also liked. He was grateful for the lotion as well and that’s when he saw it.

               “Holy shit!” He cried out. “I-is this for real?!!?!”

               “Mmmhmm” You smirked filled with pride. “Took me a while to get this sucker but here he is.”

               “It’s amazing.” He breathed looking at the action figure of his idol. “It looks just like him.”

               “Seriously you’re the only one who would enjoy a Stain toy.” You laughed.

               “Thanks name.” He smiled his eyes glued to the box.

               You only smiled. After all why wouldn’t you get your best friend in the league something?

Twice: Bubaigawara Jin

               “For me?” He asked. “Give it.”

               You smiled at the man as you handed him a small box. He quickly swiped it from your hands in excitement. The last time he received a gift was when the nice old lady next door was still alive. He tore at the paper and his eyes caught the expensive brand cigars and he gasped dramatically.

               “(Name)! You didn’t have too” He cried. “Of course you had to.”

               “It took a while because I had to save up for it.” You smiled sheepishly. “Look their imported!”

               You grinned showing him the back of the box. He was over the moon that you got him something but then his mood plummeted. You noticed instantly.

               “Hey what’s wrong?” You asked.

               “Nothing.” He sighed “None ya business.”

               “Come on Jin you can tell me. Do you not like the gift?” You frowned.

               “No! I loved it!” He corrected. “It’s good shit!”

               “Then what’s the problem.” You questioned your eyes looking off to the ground.

               “I didn’t get you anything.” He mumbled.

               “You didn’t have too.” You smiled. “Besides it’s about giving not receiving.”

               “That’s what she said.” He snickered. “I’m so sorry (Name) I didn’t mean that!”

               “Yes, I did. Fuck I didn’t” He panicked gripping his head in frustration. You placed your hands over his prompting him to look at you.

               “Hey.” You whispered calmly. “Your okay. It’s fine I’m not bothered by it and besides.. I though it as pretty funny.” You giggled softly.

               “Thank you (Name).” He sighed.

               “No problem.” You beamed “And Jin.”

               “Hmm”

               “Merry Christmas.”

Himiko Toga

               “Big sister (Name)!” You heard the blonde shout.

               “What’s up Toga.” You asked stopping your trek so that she could catch up. When she did, she immediately latched onto your arm.

               “I have a present for you.” She beamed. “Would you like to see what it is?”

               You were hesitant to answer. Himiko had given you some pretty strange gifts in the past. You really didn’t want another unrecognizable pile of flesh. She noticed your grimace and waved her hand dismissively.

               “It’s nothing like last time (Name)-chan I promise!” She grinned making an x sign over her heart.

               “It better not be or I’m never going with you to stalk that green haired broccoli kid.” You sighed.

               “It’s not stalking.” She pouted “It’s discreet researching.”

               “Sure.” You scoffed rolling your eyes.

               “Come on! Come on move faster!” She chimed tugging on your arm to drag you to where your ‘present’ was. You stopped setting your feet on the ground. She turned around to look at you in confusion.

               “You’re not going to try and kill me again are you” You hissed your eyes slits at how much you were glaring.

               “No.” She sighed. “That was a long time ago (Name)-chan get over it already.”

               “A long time ago?!?!” You scoffed “That was last week!!”

               “In my defense I thought you were betraying us.” She shrugged.

               “I was asking the fucking hero for directions!!!” You exclaimed.

               “Oops my mistake.” She giggled.

               “Oops? Toga if I was a second late in moving, I’d be dead.” You seethed.

               “Well it’s a good thing you have great reflexes!” She smiled and continued to drag you. “Besides you really shouldn’t hold on to things bitterly like that. You should let by gone’s be by gone’s.”

               You glared at the back of her head and sighed yet again. You didn’t want to tell her that your ‘reflexes’ had been you trying to pick out a wedgie.

               “Tada!!” She beamed as she showed you an empty alley.

               “Toga I swear-“

               “You didn’t let me finish!” She frowned pointing to a door. When you inspected it you noticed that it was actually a hidden café. “This is one of my most favorite places and, I’m sharing it with you so you should be grateful.”

               “Yeah, yeah. They better have good food or, I’m not giving you anything in return.” You threatened.

               “That’s not fair.”

Magne: Hikiishi Kenji

               You bit your cheek as you continued your walk. In your hand were the gifts for Magne. You looked up and smiled. It had started to snow. Magne loved snow. You hoped that the snow stuck so that you’d have a nice scenery when you were walking back home after your visit. You swallowed thickly when you saw the familiar intimidating gates. You didn’t like where she lived now but you made it your goal to visit her often.

               You never once judged her for her choices and, you weren’t about to start now. After all she was entitled to make her own choices. Even if her choices landed her here. You exhaled shakily. Visiting her always worked you up. Your feet directed you towards her dwelling place with memorized ease. The flowers that you had left in your last visit were now preserved in a casing of ice. They looked nice.

               “Hey Magne.” You greeted your friend. Eyes looking at the grey stone where a plaque of her name was. “How have you been?”

               You liked to pretend that she could hear you. She was someone you had always gone to advice for and you found yourself coming to her grave often to vent. It helped you cope. She was the only friend you had. Tears gathered on your lashes and you brushed then away with a sniffle.

               “S-sorry I know I shouldn’t cry. I look totally terrible when I do.” You laughed. “Remember when you said that after I was kicked out? And, remember when you let me live with you when I had no where to go. Remember when I told you not to go.” You choked.

               “Why’d you have to go and join that stupid league!” You shouted. You let out another shaky breath. “I’m sorry. I know it was your choice and, I should respect it but, look where it got you. I miss you so much you know….”

               You went to hug yourself when you remembered the gifts. “Oh I guess I shouldn’t be so sad. It’ll ruin your day. Today is Christmas Magne! We should be happy and celebrate” You chimed. “Look I got you a gift! And new flowers too!”

               You set down the flowers and sat on the ground pulling out the box from the bag you held. You pulled out the small box and set it down before the both of you. “I.. I got you a ring. I wanted to give this to you before, but you were always busy when you joined those villains.”

               “I always dreamed of you saying yes and, wearing this…” You teared up hugging her tombstone. “I loved you, I still do you know. It still hurts… a-and I don’t know for how long it will continue to hurt.” You sobbed taking out the ring from the box and, digging it into the soil.

               You don’t know how long you stayed out there……….

Mr. Compress: Sako Atsuhiro

               He had worked hard on his gift for you. It was a simple gift one someone could buy at a store or order online but, what made it special was that he had made it by hand. He recalled how much you loved his tricks and, shows so he decided to put a book together for you so that you could also learn how to ‘wow’ the crowd. He personally liked all the additives he included such as cards and other accessories so that you could learn to perform.

               When it was finally prepared he went to your workplace to give it to you in person. Without his villain getup the man wasn’t suspicious in the slightest. Just another visitor at the hospital. After informing the staff of who he was and, where he needed to go, he went upstairs. He walked the white halls with a smile on his face. It only broadened when he started to see the colorful pictures on the wall and various playrooms.

               The children’s area was surprisingly barren. He recalled that last week he gave the children a small performance and it hadn’t been as desolate. Just as he was thinking this he noticed you come out of a room with a trolley. You sent whoever was in the room a smile and as you turned around he saw it drop. You looked exhausted.

               “Good afternoon Ms. (Name).” He greeted with a tilt of his hat.

               “Oh! Mr. Sako.” You smiled. “You scared me. How are you? What brings you here today?”

               “I have a gift for you and hopefully the children” He replied.

               “R-really.” You flustered. “You didn’t need to get me anything.”

               He handed you the unwrapped gift and a gentle smile split your face. It touched your heart that he had remembered your previous conversations. “So, is it to your liking?” He asked.

               You nodded and quickly pulled him into a hug. “Thank you so much Mr. Sako”

               “Please Ms. (Name) I’ve told you that you can call me Atsuhiro.” He grinned.

               “Only if you stop putting Ms. Before my name.” You laughed ushering him to sit while you examined the magic kit.

               “Everything that a beginner would need is here and, then some.” Your smile couldn’t get any wider. You remembered telling him that it made the children happy to see someone perform magic tricks. You insisted he come more often but he said his job didn’t allow him to.  You had asked him to teach you or help you out so that you could bring the recovering kids joy when he couldn’t.

               “(Name)” He spoke getting your attention. “Forgive me for prying but is something the matter?”

               “Perceptive as always huh?” You sighed. “Yeah last night…..Last night was really rough.”

               “May I?” You nodded feeling your tear ducts betray you when his arms wrapped around you.

               “I’m sorry” You sobbed.

               “It’s not your fault….. Do you want me to stay for a while.” You nodded yet again.

               “Lord know we could use some cheering up around here.” You sniffled.

               “I may have a trick or two up my sleeve.”

AFO

               “He’s a creepy looking shit isn’t he.” Your patrol partner muttered as you both passed by the eyeless man’s room. You only scowled in distaste. All for one. The man responsible for creating the league of villains. The man who led Japan through an age of terror. Hell, even as he sat restrained you couldn’t help but think he had something up his sleeve.

               Your eyes drifted off to the side and, you could repress the shiver that ran up your spine when you caught his head angled towards the both of you. The grin that crawled up on his face was enough to give you nightmares. Sadly, you had to get used to seeing him more often as you were assigned that area to patrol. You grumbled at your fate. Tartarus was huge. Why did you get stuck in this section.

               Due to your quirk the doctors felt safer when you went in with them when they had to bathe him and change his catheter or adjust his feeding tube. You were forced to breath the same air as the man for a couple of minutes throughout the day and, it honestly pissed you off. What exactly pissed you off? Your feelings. He was a despicable man who used others, who scarred others mentally. However, you couldn’t help but feel bad for him.

               He was better of dead you had thought. Wasn’t keeping him alive like that cruel. He was pure evil but, did treating him like this have a purpose? Wouldn’t it be easier, safer and waste less resources if he was just giving the shot? These thoughts always plagued your mind when you went into the high security room. What made them more eerie was that his head would always flitter towards you.

               His eyeless potato head ‘watching’ you was always unnerving. It was as if he could read your thoughts. You sometimes wondered if he could. He’s stolen so many quirks so it was plausible. You were really starting to believe it when you’d notice his strange jerks or snickers. You knew those weren’t due to the anesthesia. If the doctors tending to him that day even decided to give him any.

               From that day on you tried to think of the most bizarre things in order to get a reaction. It seemed as though he knew what you were up too. ‘He was as still as a mountain. Although mountains did move so that wasn’t a good analogy.’ The snort the beefy man let out startled everyone in the silent room but it can confirmed your suspicions. ‘So you can read minds huh? I assume you even know how to get out of here.’ He didn’t reply. That unsettled you.

               You choose to work on the Christmas holiday. There was no one waiting for you at home and, you didn’t want to waste a day drinking. Not when you could be earning triple your pay for a single night. Fixing your helmet on you made to walk towards your department. ‘I kinda feel bad for these people. Locked up on Christmas with no one to visit them. Must suck.’

               ‘As if you can talk. There isn’t anyone to go home to isn’t there (LastName).’

               You straightened up and quickly looked around you. That was when you noticed whose door you were in front of. It was when you caught the ‘gaze’ of the eyeless man. He had spoken to you…

               “Yeah no.” You mumbled thoroughly spooked. You made to yeet yourself out of the area. Maybe you could say you changed your mind or that you suddenly feel sick. What a great present you thought bitterly.

               ‘Are you sure you want to leave? Aren’t you the least bit curious?’

               You stopped mid-step. And, slowly turned to look at his disfigured face.

               ‘That’s right I’ll tell you whatever it is you want to know… Consider it my Christmas gift to you.’

Nomu………. Good End:

               You looked at the disfigured creature you knew to once be human and sighed. Reaching up you gently patted it’s snout. “I’m so sorry this happened to you.” You sighed.

               “(Name)!” You heard the perverse doctor yell.

               “Coming!” You called out “Well I gotta run but Merry Christmas Stan.” You smiled at the unresponsive being. You handed the creature a small plushy to entertain itself with. Sadly, all it could do was stare at it in confusion. You really hated this path you’ve chosen.

               “Finally! Hurry up and, give me the reports on the newest experiments.”

Bad End:

               You were a bit peeved at the fact that you were sent out on a mission smack dab on Christmas. You knew you weren’t a league favorite but did Shiagraki have to be such an ass? And, what’s worse is that they sent you out with a Nomu.

               “Come on pea brain they said we needed to ambush the loser here.” You hissed.

               When you turned the corner, you were confused. The alley was empty. Before you could turn around you felt a powerful force thrust you up against the side of the building. Your head reverbed off the cemented wall and you felt it spin. You could feel the blinding pain from where your cheek skid against the building. You moved just in time to avoid another strike and gasped when you brought your hand back down from your head.

               You were bleeding. And, your eyesight was blurred. You finally understood which ‘loser’ was being ambushed. If it wouldn’t have snuck up on you, you might have stood a chance. You realized to late that you were nothing but a liability and burden to the league and, they decided to take you out themselves.

               You fought for your life, but the crowded space was hard to maneuver by and, you only had one option. Before the creature knocked you unconscious, you sent a distress signal to your boss. Maybe you shouldn’t have taken up the infiltration job. Maybe you’ll see your fellow heroes again. Maybe as one of those unconscious creatures.  

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[badbitchwhomeditates]

Who the fuck is this bitch?!

Read that again. 

The answer is complex, not simple, which is what complex means you dumb fuck ( beep language kiddo). Ok, lets try that again...

Bad Bitch Who Meditates, a 23 year old singer with dreams bigger than the world itself, which is both a good and a bad thing, we will get to the importance of duality later. Either way she´s been struck by lightning and pushed into a corner loads of times in an industry where you have to fight to be heard and seen through the smallest of cracks. And yes I might also speak about myself in third person a lot, simply because I'm practicing being the main character from all perspectives, telling my story but also making everyday feel like an adventurous movie ( therefore the narrator vibes help).

Complaining, complaning, victim mindset bla bla bla you might think, im not gonna bore you, you know that things can be quite shit and you’ve probably heard about the `struggling artist” and all of that before. 

 Lets spread some more negativity shall we ey? 

Maybe not that either, im just welcoming you in to my brain and my stream of consciousness on the journey of becoming or remaining? we shall see.

Im not gonna be here being all fairy lights and glitter in my eyes either, I am tho some days, but lately I’ve been bad, not a bitch cause I would never, slightly a bitch towards myself and I haven’t really done my meditation, its like the second I put down ” bad bitch who meditates, thats my slogan” in a song, I was like, cool its in a tune now so I’ve done the work I can relax. 

Nope, it doesn’t stop. 

Consistency in self care, healthy habits and your mental diet, the way you speak to yourself, it doesn’t stop. And its fkn annoying sometimes, especially when your chemical imbalance is so imbalanced that you don’t wanna get out of bed. Ive probably dealed with anxiety and depression since my debut on X-factor, oh yeah shit sorry, I have a name too, Im Awa and I won X-factor Sweden at 15 years old, completely changed my life like a marriage, for better or for worse. In that marriage I found myself, lost myself and now im kind of finding myself again...

Ok this is the part below where you get to knoooow me or something...

 I guess why I wanted to start blogging again is A) I need to hold myself accountable to remain consistent with my glow up, cause I can proudly say I’ve really done some amazing progress and inner work B) I need to continue doing that and find my healthy balance and not put too much pressure on myself, ya get me? C) maybe help take away the stigma regarding mental health, and I wanna focus on the solutions, thats my whole new life concept 10 % problems, 90 % solutions, like if we are discussing something thats the ratio. Cause how can we ever see a solution if we go slow dancing w the problem for ages? 

 I know it can feel fkn amazing and cozy, like when you’ve been in bed w someone thats clearly not good for your heartstrings but you stay there anyway because for right now it feels all warm and fuzzy. 

Oh silly girl, I mean forgiveness, forgiving other people and forgiving myself that is def something we are going to have to discuss as well, its one of the things I’ve tried to commit to this year. Ive come to the conclusion that its harder forgiving yourself after being too nice, theres only so much space on the scale for resentment, but you go to bed with you all the time and you beat yourself up on why you allowed that to happen? (Did that make any sense??) 

Again, another lesson, feedback that we can grow from. Mind management, one of my fav terms, mind over matter. Damn sure that can feel extremely provocative said in the wrong situation. Im gonna be honest on here, ill make an oath or whatever its called ( oh yeah im also Swedish so we will have communication problems here and there, but whatever, I call that acceptance) ill be honest, personal but not private cause I need to protect my energy. 

I would declare myself a self care queen but babe writing this, I just had a massive argument w my friend, that made me sad ( oh im a cry baby too, thats even the title of my EP lol), I hate conflict but im really trying so hard to stand up for myself and understand that my feelings are valid too and that uncomfortable situations are growing pains for our souls. I had my first panic attack in ages because this year is just shit and things that I’ve worked on for so long just crumbled down in front of me and I just felt like I was again taking two steps forward and one step back but at least we are moving. 

Im not all sad, I’ve rightfully so have had a few bad 72 hours I would say, I don’t like this time of the year that much. ��But I know why, because I've been slacking w my routines, the ones we´ve carefully selected through trial and error inna real life and w my therapist ( she's real too but you get what im sayin) , it's ok not to be ok either but we have to put some kind of time limit on it so we don't sink into that deep hole again, i don't wanna go back there and I know what keeps me with my head above water and sometimes even frkn flying. We wanna stay consistent w the flying, that feels good, that's a goal now ok? Cause I used to fall into that trap of the deep hole until the pain of the known got far greater than the fear of the unknown. 

Im happy we are here today, because as I said 10/90, nothing last forever, good or bad, which is comforting. Things will get better and we hold so much more power in our minds and souls than we realize that ultimately will mirror how we experience life. So im going to be on here, at least once a week, my therapist tells me not to set up crazy goals that I know I might not do because then it will make me feel shit etc so once a week feels reasonable.

 Im open to suggestions about what we can chat about, ill share my 10/90, I want my clever friends to maybe drop a quote or blog here and there, Im good on camera, like vlogs or some shit. I probably wont bring you around all the time cause I don’t have the technological brain cells for that to be very honest with you. Maybe ill just come up with cute formats to the camera, thats a word you are going to hear a lot, ”format”, I have a concierge business w my friend Amy on the side of my music career called ” Pure Intuition”, basically we create events, formats and campaigns for brands and make them come true with the right profile etc and we create FORMATS, but if you missed it or if I was unclear Im a super cool singer signed to Columbia UK which was my childhood dream, so we are going to make Columbia our BITCH in 2021 hihi <3 <3. I studied economic entrepreneurship in college and im very business savvy, I love creating formats lol. Im slowly but surely building my fempire. What else, boys, I like boys, men, cute ” god spent some extra time on you”- looking boys, I mean men. I guess we will touch on that in the most anonymous manner, maybe ill just share some past flings cause you know, they’re in the past, passé. So yeah who the fuck is this bitch? you will find out alongside me, myself and I

get ready for the ride

love and light,

badbitchwhomeditates 

#badbitch #spiritual development #self improvement #selfcare #main character #music #singer #aestheitcs

[trensu]

Episode 32: The One where the Moonlit Rooftop BETRAYS Us

Remember how the last episode brutally tore the heart right out of our collective chest?

Well get ready to dial that pain up to ELEVEN BC THIS TIME AROUND THEY RIP THE HEART RIGHT OUT OF US AND THEN CRUSHES IT BENEATH THEIR HEEL

And i can’t even skip most of it!! Bc it is crucially important to know what state of mind our beloved sunshine boy is in for everything to make sense!! 

Especially for what’s going to happen in the next episode!

So we HAVE TO SUFFER. THERE’S NO WAY AROUND IT.

We start our episode at the super fun jin ancestral hall in lanling where jyl is mourning the death of her husband!!

Enjoy this bc this is literally the least painful moment in the entire episode!!!

My precious sunshine boy is lurking behind a pillar, guilt-ridden and alone

He can’t get any nearer bc of the guilt

But he can’t stay away bc that’s his sister, his most precious person

Too bad madam jin spots him

AND THEN JYL SEES HIM AND STARTS CRYING

WWX’S FACE HERE, OH GOD, I CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE IT

STRICKEN? HEARTBROKEN? DESPAIRING?? WHATEVER IT IS, IT MAKES ME WANNA CRY

So he flees, he can’t face his sister, not when he’s the reason she’s grieving

We’re in the middle of a forest again! It’s even less fun than the last time we were in the forest!

MY DARLING WWX IS HALLUCINATING

HE’S HALLUCINATING HIS SISTER

HE’S SO DESPERATE FOR ANY SCRAP OF KINDNESS OR AFFECTION HERE. 

HE’S SO ALONE.

THE RESENTFUL ENERGY IS TAUNTING HIM “LET US OUT, LET US HELP YOU. YOU CAN ONLY RELY ON US”

HE’S SCREAMING BACK AT THEM, “GET LOST, GET LOST, LEAVE ME ALONE”

IT’S AWFUL. I WANNA DIE.

Now we’re at Qishan, listening to a bunch of cultivators gossip

Again.

The Wens’ bodies are hanging from rafters, all out on display in the open

Because slaughtering them wasn’t horrifying enough, they had to humiliate them after death too. Fucking jin clan.

Wwx appears behind the group and scares the shit out of them (GOOD)

He calmly pulls out his demon flute and starts playing

Within three notes he’s got the entire group of gossips pinned to the ground. Then he played a little extra just for kicks.

THAT’S MY BOY, SHOW ‘EM WHO’S BOSS

Now he’s like, why’d y’all stop talking? Weren’t you saying how you were gonna stop me?

And some idiot rando is like, you think you’re hot shit bully us weaklings?? You should go fight the clan leaders at their big celebration.

Wwx starts to choke him out bc he’s annoying him but wwx gives us this epic line

“Every injustice has its perpetrator.”

And he ditches those basic bitches to hunt down the guys that killed his people

Now we’re watching all this pompous sect leaders celebrating the murder of innocent lives, but we’re not gonna get into it bc they piss me off and nobody needs to pay attention to jgs’s speeches ever

Although i will mention that lxc and jc both look very conflicted at the events that are going down

HANGUANG JUN!!!

We’re back with the basic bitches and lwj appears!!

Lwj: where is wei ying?

Of course his first words in the episode are about wei ying. 

And they’re all aw, you just missed him bro, he left about an hour ago 

Lwj: where did he go?

And they’re like, Nightless City to hang out with the sect leaders!

Lwj’s face here is just, Worry and Dread. 

We’re back with the sect leaders. Jgs is talking again

Thankfully, wwx interrupts him with his mental breakdown!!

AND HE INTERRUPTS BY SHOWING UP ON A MOONLIT ROOFTOP

MOONLIT ROOFTOP, HOW COULD YOU??

YOU WERE SO KIND TO US BEFORE!! WE TRUSTED YOU!! WE LOVED YOU!!!

WHAT DID WE DO WRONG?? HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US THIS WAY??

Jgs: what are you doing here?

Wwx: why can’t i be here? don’t you guys want me here? I’m saving you the effort of hunting me down!

Then there’s a lot of back and forth with rando cultivators throwing accusations at him and wwx making Valid Points left and right

As we all know, Valid Points don’t make a smidge of difference against the incredibly stupid and obstinate. 

We won’t get into too much detail here bc it honestly doesn’t even matter what they’re saying, but there are a couple cool lines that i wanted to include

Somebody says something about him having a grudge against Jin Zixun a year ago

Wwx: Little characters like him i forget in 3 days, much less a year.

Which, like, LOL bc he’s right, jz was an insignificant little worm except worms are good for soil so he’s MORE insignificant than a little worm (i’m sorry worms, i shouldn’t have insulted you that way!!)

Later somebody says something about how they had admired wwx before but now they hate him

Wwx: Both your hatred and admiration is so cheap!

WE DO GET A COOL SCENE HERE THO

Some basic bitch shoots him with an arrow and it hits him right in the chest

Wwx barely even flinches

He tears that arrow right back out and covers it with resentful energy

Then LITERALLY THROWS IT BACK AT THE GUY WHO SHOT HIM AND PIERCES HIS CHEST

IT WAS AWESOME

And then he gives us another cool line.

Someone calls him vicious for shooting the guy who shot him before and he says “you’re already branding me as someone who uses wicked tricks, you can’t be counting on my mercy to let it go, right?”

It’s basically a whole ‘you want a bad guy? I’LL SHOW YOU A BAD GUY’ moment. Which looks cool, right, but is also super upsetting bc THIS IS MY PRECIOUS SUNSHINE BOY

MY PRECIOUS SUNSHINE BOY WHO ONLY EVER WANTED TO PROTECT THE WEAK AND DEFENSELESS

Now there’s a battle breaking out! Between the cultivators and the resentful spirits wwx summons 

WWX LOOKS SICK AF PLAYING HIS DEMON FLUTE AND SUMMONING SPIRITS, LIKE ALWAYS.

But we don’t care about this battle.

This battle doesn’t matter. Even if it does look pretty cool.

Because all the important stuff happens on rooftops, as we already know.

And on the rooftop WE SUDDENLY HAVE LWJ SHOW UP WITH HIS GUQIN

HE’S PLAYING MAGIC MUSIC.

HE’S FACING DOWN WWX.

Wwx: lan zhan, you’re here. You should have known i’d be immune to the Song of Clarity

Lwj whooshes his guqin away.

Wwx: lan zhan, i knew one day we were gonna have a real fight.

anD WWX STARTS PLAYING HIS DEMON FLUTE AGAINST LWJ

LWJ DRAWS BICHEN AND STARTS DIVING SWORD FIRST TOWARDS WWX

AND EVERYTHING HURTS

WWX SLAMS HIM BACK WITH RESENTFUL ENERGY BUT LWJ PUSHES RIGHT BACK

Lwj: wei ying, stop it!

Wwx doesn’t respond. In fact, he’s kept his eyes closed and unresponsive since he started playing his flute, PROBABLY BC HE CAN’T BEAR TO WATCH HIMSELF ATTACK HIS SOULMATE

I ALSO CAN’T BEAR TO WATCH HIM ATTACK HIS SOULMATE BUT HERE I AM WATCHING BC APPARENTLY I ENJOY SUFFERING

Lwj: wei ying, stop it now!

Wwx: lan zhan, do you think i have any other choice now?

Lwj: the situation has changed!

Wwx: what?

Lwj: trust me. It’s not that simple.

Wwx: what do you mean?

But before we can get any answers or clues or anything useful, we get interrupted by jyl’s voice crying “a-xian!”

And thus begins the world’s WORST, MOST PAINFUL GAME OF MARCO POLO EVER

Because jyl is on the battlefield, still in her mourning robes. And she’s calling for her brothers. 

Both jc and wwx hear her and instantly start looking for her

Wwx ditches the rooftop (and lwj with it), gives up his high ground and dives into the battlefield to look for his sister

He gets attacked by some cultivators and we hear the strum of a guqin

Lwj followed him! And defended him against attacks, BC THAT’S WHAT HE DOES FOR HIS SOULMATE. THAT’S HIS WHOLE THING.

Lwj: wei ying, your flute!

What he means is, keep playing, i’ll protect you from attacks while you get to your sister

And wwx starts playing again, bc EVEN AFTER he and lwj fought one another with all they had, he still trusts lwj

Jyl, jc, and wwx all take turns calling each other’s names. MY YUNMENG SIBS ARE TRYING TO REUNITE

Meanwhile we see lwj flitting about the edges of the screen blocking attacks left and right, and keeping wwx safe

SUDDENLY, we hear the sound of a second flute pierce the air! And the puppets get more vicious. WWX IS NO LONGER IN CONTROL

Btw, apparently, we the audience are the only ones who can hear this second flute BC NOBODY ON-SCREEN SEEMS TO QUESTION THE FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING EVEN WHEN WWX VERY OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T HAVE THE FLUTE AT HIS MOUTH TO PLAY IT

IT’S SO FRUSTRATING. I THOUGHT THESE CULTIVATORS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHAT INTELLIGENT BUT NOTHING THEY’VE DONE EVER SHOWS THIS

And oh fuck, once the second flute takes over the puppets we get the SAD BACKGROUND MUSIC FROM “THE ONES WHERE WE GROSS SOB FOREVER”

FUCK

I CAN’T 

I’VE BEEN FUCKING PAVLOV’D TO INSTANT TEARS AT THIS MUSIC, DAMN IT ALL.

NOOOO, NONONONONO I’M NOT READY, I’M NOT READY, I’M NOT READY

The yunmeng sibs are still crying out for each other as this Sad Music plays aND I JUST CAN’T.

They finally set eyes on one another, only to see a puppet come up behind jyl

Jc is begging wwx to stop the puppet bc he thinks wwx is still in control

Wwx is so desperate here that he doesn’t even use his flute, he just starts SCREAMING at the puppet to stop, “GO AWAY, DON’T TOUCH HER”

And lwj sees this all happening! He follows wwx’s line of sight and sees that jyl is about to get cut down by a puppet

LWJ SEES THIS AND IMMEDIATELY TRIES TO GO TO HER AID

BC HE KNOWS JYL IS WWX’S PRECIOUS PERSON. TO PROTECT HER IS TO PROTECT WWX’S HEART

Also i like to think that lwj and jyl bonded over their love for wwx way back in “the one where jyl captains the ship” so he’d want to protect his friend anyway

But he gets intercepted by two other puppets who attack him and keep him stalled far away from jyl and wwx 

FUCK

WHY

GOD DAMN IT

The puppet cuts down jyl from behind

AND IT FUCKING HURTS ME IN THE DEEPEST PART MY SOUL

And wwx is in a state of shock bc HIS SISTER, HIS BELOVED SISTER IS HURT, HIS SISTER IS HURT

Wwx makes a mad dash towards her

But Lwj intercepts him and says “wei ying, stop your puppets! Stop them!”

Wwx doesn’t listen to him. He flings lwj’s arm away and keeps running

Wwx finally makes it to where jyl fell, where she’s now being cradled in jc’s arms

Wwx reaches for her but jc shoves him away

Jc: you said you could control them, you said there was no problem

He’s not even really yelling here, but his voice is all cracked, hoarse, and pained

Wwx: it’s not me, i don’t know! i didn’t make them kill people, why can’t i control them? I lost control of them!

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

I’M HURTING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

I’M SICK OF CRYING, SHOW, I’M SICK OF IT. PLEASE STOP. WHY MUST YOU HURT ME

Jyl is still alive!

Jyl: a-xian, xianxian

She reaches and puts her hand on the side of his face

Jyl: you ran so fast, i didn’t have enough time to look at you and talk to you

AND I’M FUCKING SOBBING BC SHE SOUNDS SO WEAK AND WWX HAS TEARS STREAMING DOWN HIS FACE AND EVERYTHING FUCKING HURTS

Jyl: i wanted to tell you--

But she doesn’t get to finish that sentence bc she sees someone aiming for wwx’s back and she shoves him out of the way to protect him

She gets a sword to the chest

And the rando cultivator holding the sword is all it’s not my fault, i was aiming for you, wwx this is your fault!

FUCK YOU RANDO CULTIVATOR FUCK YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL

Wwx starts to choke him out, which is good bc i wanted to do that myself too

And jc is sobbing, rocking his sister’s body

AND THIS IS WHERE THE EPISODE ENDS

WHAT

THE 

FUCK

NO, I CNA’T, I CAN’T, I’M HURTING SO MUCH, COME BACK AND MAKE IT BETTER GOD DAMN IT

I HAVE NO MORE TISSUES!! TISSUES ARE CURRENTLY A HOT COMMODITY, I CAN’T JUST GO OUT AND BUY MORE

FUCK, JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE. I CNA’T ANYMORE.

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