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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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haha guys
what if i wrote wolfstar
haha
wouldn’t that be funny
haha
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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she was a punk, she did ballet @creamykaspbrak
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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pop ty ping💖🖤
the way ur literally my favourite person in the whole world
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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well idk u might have a special russian brand of pepsi
@creamykaspbrak ily it’s been a pleasure to meet y’all pls pray for me before i mysteriously disappear
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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OH EMMY can you write some Tender as FUCK reddie (& Losers if u want) Halloween headcanons please? 💖
YES!! happy spoopy month everybody this has been in my drafts all months waiting for the 1st to post it and alas here it is ! enjoy
richie and eddie have gone in couple costumes pretty much every year since they were 13. some highlights include batman and robin, spiderman and mj and very recently, when they couldn’t be bothered to set up a costume but were invited out last minute, they were a werewolf and a vampire. they got bullied for it, sure, but their friends and family think it’s completely adorable, especially richie’s parents who have a whole photo album full of richie and eddie’s matching halloween costumes from over the years
of course, sometimes the losers decide to do a group costume together, which means richie and eddie can still match but also include their friends. theyve gone as the classic ghostbusters, the scooby doo gang (richie dressed up as scooby doo, obviously) and once bev convinced them all to do a rocky horror themed group costume. they had richie as frank, mike as rocky and even managed to get stan to play a very unenthusiastic brad. it went down a treat and richie got bev to take photos of him posing in his costume (like imagine him dressed like this, it’s literally so perfect)
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the losers go trick or treating as long as is physically possible. which is pretty hard in richie’s case when at age 14 he gets his first growth spurt and seemingly grows a foot over night. but it’s alright because he simply throws a white sheet over eddie’s head, who is significantly shorter than him, and takes him out trick or treating pretending that eddie is his little brother. usually moms will take pity on the great big brother who is looking after his baby brother on the most scariest night of the year and will give him candy too and although eddie will grumble about it while they’re doing it he’s pretty happy when he’s snacking on candy for about a week afterward
richie and bill teaming up to steal people’s pumpkins off of their lawns. that’s it.
speaking of pumpkins, the amount of pumpkin carving competitions they have is ridiculous. richie would honestly just sabotage everybody though, like as soon as their backs would turn his knife would slip and eddie’s angry faced pumpkin would soon turn into the happiest pumpkin alive. this in turn leads to eddie chasing richie around the kitchen with his knife while screaming bloody murder
after theyve all been to the senior halloween party, they all end up back at richie’s house watching spooky movies and sharing popcorn. ben is always the one who is most scared and ends up hiding his face in bev’s neck the whole time. and stan is always the first one to fall asleep. richie draws a little devil face and moustache on him while he’s asleep and they take photos they use to bribe him into doing shit for them
when reddie are all grown up and it’s after pennywise, they are known in the neighbourhood as being the house you want to go to when you want the really good candy. like, we’re talking full snickers bars and shit like that. no apples at this house, unless it’s candy apples. and richie and eddie always come out together to hand out candy and they usually dress up and it’s just really cute
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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Leave a color in my ask
Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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what vibes do I give off?
🌊 – chill vibes
 😳 – shy vibes
 🌈 – gay vibes
 😈 – bitch vibes
 🔪 – edgy vibes
 🌸 – soft vibes
 🎨 – artist vibes
 😭 – sad vibes
 🧸 – cute vibes
 🔎 – cynical vibes
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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things i would simply like : to scream
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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Please please give me richie sucking on eddie's bazongas 💖
WHO IS THIS AHAHAHHA???? but also as you wish. this is dedicated to all the babes in my ask box that sent me the craziest funniest asks asking about eddie’s boobies. here u go u weirdos i hope that u enjoy it , eddie with tits and lactation kink under the cut for anyone who does not wish to see it <3
oh and yeah, eddie does start to get tiddies bc of course he does, he’s pregnant. and he’s so embarrassed of them at first bc they keep getting bigger and near the end they start leaking and they have to buy those stupid breast pads so they don’t start leaking everywhere and making a mess in public.
but richie fucking loves them. he loves how big they are (he’s always been an ass man, but come on every body love tits) and how sensitive they are. when he wraps his lips around one of eddie’s nipples and his baby starts to squirm because of how good it feels, how wet it makes eddie before he’s even really done anything. he’ll tease him, because it so fucking cute how horny it gets him, but really it does exactly the same to richie. especially when eddie begs him not to do it when he’s very late on in his pregnancy bc he’s scared he’s gonna leak into richie’s mouth.
it’s only a couple of times after richie does it, however, when he realises it turns the alpha on to get some of eddie’s milk on his tongue. richie moans each time he starts to leak into his mouth and eddie has to role his eyes bc it’s such a gross richie kink to have but... he can’t lie that it turns him on a little when richie starts getting rougher when the first taste of milk hits his tongue, when he starts biting and nibbling at his nipples to make it come out faster, when he plays with the other to get it on his fingers and licks it off after.
this possibly even starts a mommy kink that neither of them knew that they had 🤷‍♀️
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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hey my lovelies
sorry there hasn’t been much writing this week, i’ve started uni and i am just exhaustedddd BUT i have some plans for writing at the weekend which im super excited for
im gonna finish up some of the fluff asks that a bunch of people sent me!!
im also gonna finish up some smutty asks people have sent me bc i know yall are all rly here for the filth and not my dumb fluffy ramblings
i have an idea based off of @bimmyshrug audio porn idea where instead of richie doing audio porn and eddie being the listener it’s flipped and it’s eddie doing the dirty talking into a microphone. i have some ideas for the roleplays he would do including a succubus roleplay!! if anyone would be interested pls let me know cos i think i might write a hella good drabble this weekend
and that is pretty much it!! it’s all very basic plans but it’s there written down for myself so i will do it. thank you guys for baring with me so much, i rly appreciate every like and reblog of everything i post 🥺
i’m going to post the eddie with boobies post and then get sum sleeb, goodnight loves
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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🍓
ALECKS HEY MY BRO
i love you dude. i love ur writing and every single headcanon u put out into the world. i could scroll thru ur blog for hours just reading all the things u write and i honestly admire u for being able to answer so many asks bc when i do it? im knocked out for the next year and a half. and it’s all such amazing quality like !!!! 10/10 and also ur just a generally nice and kind and caring person. i love talking to u in the server and stuff, u r just a lovely lovely person and im sorry u r goin thru such a tough time rn but u are so strong and i know you got this my love
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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I'm on desktop rn but *strawberry emoji* :^)
HI KITTY!!!!
omg so i lowkey am SO glad we’re mutuals (may i go as far as to say that we may possibly even be ,,, friends ? 😶👀) bc the content you put out is just always so up my alley. like ngl i scrolled through ur femboy hooters tag today bc i needed some serotonin before my shift at work. also !!!! ur makeup skills are unmatched!!! u are one super talented lil lady i luv u
also our usernames kinda match hehe
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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FUJI you are one of the kindest people i know!!! like ,,, scratch that, i actually think you’re the kindest person i know. you are always there to talk when i need help, always so supportive of everything i write or any ideas i share. you are literally always there for everyone. also you are just rly pretty 🥺 i love u fuji u r so sweet and lovely and i wanna squeebs u in a big huggg
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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🍓😳😳
😳 emry what are u doing in my ask box? 😳😳
BUT ILY !!!! i think you are so talented in both writing and arting (art? drawing? idk bare with me) and i am so glad that i found your blog and that you participated in the quote fic server thing so we could talk more 🥺 also u were super kind about offering to help me with my catholic au thing and so i thank u and love u even more for that
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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🍓 ~ Cris
cris? who is cris?
NO IM JUST JOKING. dude ily so much. from the first time we spoke on the server for the quote thingamajig u have always been so lovely and kind to me and so supportive and made me laugh. you are always there for everyone else, being the loveliest person ever of course, and i just want you to know that if you ever need someone to be there for you you are more than welcome to scream and rant in my dm’s
also u totally are able to rock every single hair colour
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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i thought this was lowkey hilarious and bimmy’s response made it even more funny but on a more serious note, this rly is the dumbest thing i have ever read. you obviously don’t know how kind and hard working my friend truly is. you obviously truly haven’t go through her blog and read her rhymes, reasons and excuses for every single thing she has written in etbh. she has spoken about why she has projected onto richie in this fic.
you obviously don’t know the real bimmy right now. the one who has worked so hard to get to where she is today. the one who at the drop of a hat would do anything for her friends. the one who listens to anything that you have to say and will give the best advice you’ve ever gotten back. the one who is really fucking funny and both simultaneously really good and really bad at among us. the one who has the cutest bunny ever and buys him stupidly expensive pellets for him to eat because she loves him so much. the one who always checks with her friends for reassurance before posting something like this because she doesn’t want to be too harsh. the one who is just a really beautiful, talented person inside and out.
so yeah, this is funny. but also like stfu. you obviously don’t know anything about bimmy so why are u so obsessed?
Dear Lord, I find you so incredibly insufferable. I see now why you write your Richie as an obnoxious, coercive, creepy fuck boy - because that's how YOU are. I thought you were self-inserting Eddie at first, and it is clear to me now that you're self-inserting Richie and using their relationship as a means of expressing your predatory fantasies. I don't know why your followers swoon over your blatantly creepy and toxic behavior. I hope none of them attempt to pursue you for their own sakes.
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well golly gee anon, all you had to do was ask! 🍆💦
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creamykaspbrak · 4 years
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🍓 strawb skndkd pls 💖💖💖
Well since u asked so kindly 😌
I first followed u bc smone reblogged ur panty aus (which i still go back and read bc our thought process/drabble writting/WHATEVER is similar and I feel every word in my soul, even tho i shouldnt bc its just,,, panties) and then u just started showing up on my dash more n more and ur just!! Super kind!!
Also uve indulged in my Richie w tourettes au therefore im obligated to die for u.
U jst seem super nice and seeing u on my dash makes me happy!! Also im highkey a slut for the pink theme uve got going on on mobile 🤍
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