Me: Ahh now to tuck myself in for bed
My Body, the entire time I'm sleeping: [folding itself into intricate geometric shapes, defying the will of physics and god]
Me, the next morning: Ahh what a sound sleep. Also it appears my neck is broken.
172 notes
·
View notes
COZY BLÅHAJ REBLOG TRAIN
Reblog with your Blåhaj being cozy
89 notes
·
View notes
I’m sorry but this was unreasonably funny. Best part of the show.
119 notes
·
View notes
When you take a nap at 5pm and you wake up at 9pm all sweaty with your phone on 4% and the charger tangeled around your body and your head all fuzzy
13 notes
·
View notes
Dreaming
"I had a dream about you."
"I had a nightmare."
"Did you have a nightmare?"
"You were talking in your sleep."
"You cried out in your sleep."
"You woke up, held my face, said 'BONES' at full volume, then went back to sleep."
"I couldn't sleep."
"You move a lot in your sleep."
"I dreamt about... them."
"I feel like all I have is nightmares."
"It was too hot to sleep."
"You're like an octopus when you sleep."
"Were you dreaming about me?"
"Were you dreaming about... them?"
"You got up and fed the dog in the middle of the night."
40 notes
·
View notes
Saw this on FB and had to share lol
14 notes
·
View notes
Please do not speak to me. I am
Sleep Deprived & Cranky
and honestly, it just wouldn't end well for either one of us
20 notes
·
View notes
sleep-related headcanons! // 15. how many hours of sleep does your muse typically get? (and/or) 30. how long does it typically take your muse to wake up in the morning? can they make it by without coffee or do they need caffeine?
15.
Mormally about six but it has been sometimes only four or twelve or even none. Depends on the day and the next.
30.
Marsha always needs caffeine or some rush to fully awake. Strong caffeine or some rush so a kiss or good sex might help.
3 notes
·
View notes