"Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come.”
I was inspired to draw this when Clamavi de Profundis released their cover of the Oath of Elendil, but then I just left it to gather dust in my folders for months loll As messy as it is, I’ve decided to post it anyway because I really do like it (though I wish I had the energy to clean it up more).
Anyways, for context, it’s yet another scenario with Maglor and Tar-Minyatur! Maglor was wandering around the beach, only for Elros to sneak up on him and bring him back to Numenor. As for how Maglor was caught off-guard, I imagine Elros used a trading ship that Maglor was tracking in the hopes of doing some trade with humans, and he didn’t expect Elros to be there.
Then again, I think it’d be funnier if Elros appeared out of nowhere in his fancy king’s ship, and Maglor just stood on the beach staring at him like a dumb crab XDD
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incorrect quotes with my new fav trio
starring wriothesley, clorinde and neuvillette bc i said so
Wriothesley: What do you think Neuvillette will do for a distraction?
Clorinde: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Clorinde: ... or he could do that.
...
Wriothesley: How's the sexiest person here~?
Neuvillette: I don't know, how are they~?
Wriothesley: I-
Clorinde, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
...
Clorinde: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Wriothesley?
Wriothesley: … No.
Neuvillette: I do!
Clorinde: I know, Neuvillette.
Neuvillette: I’m sad!
Wriothesley: We know, Neuvillette
...
Neuvillette, to Wriothesley and Clorinde: *holding knife out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?!
Wriothesley: ...
Clorinde: ...
Wriothesley: That is such an open-ended question.
Clorinde: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-
...
Wriothesley: We need a diversion. I say Neuvillette gets naked.
Neuvillette: No.
Clorinde: Who are we trying to distract again?
...
Clorinde, at Neuvillette: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Wriothesley, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
...
Clorinde: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Wriothesley: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Neuvillette I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Wriothesley, very much awake: Uh oh.
...
Neuvillette: There's no way they like me back.
Clorinde: Wriothesley would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Neuvillette: Wriothesley would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Neuvillette: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Clorinde:
Clorinde: I'm gonna tell them.
Wriothesley: Don't you dare.
...
Wriothesley: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Clorinde: What’s up your ass this morning!
Neuvillette: *walks in* ...Hey.
Clorinde: Hmm… nevermind.
Wriothesley: WAIT NO!
...
Wriothesley: Do you cook?
Neuvillette: I made a cake once.
Clorinde: Yeah, it was good.
Neuvillette: Really?
Clorinde: Don’t make me lie twice, Neuvillette.
...
Neuvillette: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Clorinde: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Wriothesley: Ya know... it might be.
...
Clorinde: Did Wriothesley just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Neuvillette: Yeah, he did.
Clorinde: And did I just do finger guns back?
Neuvillette: Yeah, you did.
...
Wriothesley: Where are my fucking keys?
Clorinde: Wriothesley, Neuvillette is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Wriothesley: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
...
*Neuvillette dies in a game with ships*
Wriothesley: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Wriothesley: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Clorinde: Legend has it that Neuvillette still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Neuvillette: Of course I do.
...
Wriothesley: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Neuvillette: Excuse me [insert name]. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Clorinde: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
...
Clorinde: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Wriothesley!
Neuvillette: So Wriothesley knows about this?
Clorinde, walking away: No, this is between me and me!
...
Neuvillette: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Wriothesley: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Neuvillette:
Wriothesley: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Clorinde: We know what you meant.
...
Clorinde: What have you done with Neuvillette?
Wriothesley: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
...
Neuvillette, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Wriothesley: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Wriothesley: Here you go.
Neuvillette:
Wriothesley:
Clorinde: Why am I here?
...
Wriothesley: I’m this close to falling in love with Neuvillette.
Clorinde: Your fingertips are touching.
Wriothesley: Exactly.
...
Neuvillette: Would you take a bullet for me?
Wriothesley: ...yes?
*Clorinde angrily burst into the room*
Neuvillette: *running away* Great, thanks!
guys i love them a healthy amount i swear. NOW DIE ON THIS HILL WITH ME
PART II is now up!
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Anyways I watched Etho's Last Life recently and the way he spends the whole entire season trying to keep Bdubs off Red Life, convincing person after person to give up just one life to keep Bdubs by his side forever... And yet he never gives up one of his own. Not once. Even near the end, when things are tense and when he's the only person with a life left to spare, he puts a condition on it. He doesn't want to give up his own life, so he hesitates and dances around it and. He looses Bdubs. He waited to long, protested too much, and he was too late.
In Secret Life, Bdubs once says to Etho that even though he's Red he won't hurt him, that even if he got a task telling him to 'You Must Attack Etho' he would just fail. And Etho doesn't make the same promise back, he calls Bdubs loyal, and says he's the best, but when prompted to say he would fail for Bdubs too, all he has to say is "I don't think I'd go that far, Bdubs", before they're interrupted with change of topic
I just. I don't even have anything to add because that really just speaks for itself, y'know? He loves Bdubs, he loves him so much. But Etho just. Doesn't, or Can't maybe, sacrifice everything for Bdubs in the way Bdubs would for Etho
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team ranchers has to be scripted. NO WAY there’s another explanation for them to be so... tragic? poetic? idk
like, the way they found out they were soulmates was because tango died in a cave with coal. a coal mine, if you will. i like to believe that his death was because there was no canary to warn him of the danger.
and then they got matching horns. horns called Sing.
the miners were warned of the danger when the canary would die and stop singing.
you know what happened in session four? jimmy lost his horn. he stopped singing.
as soon as that happened, it was set in stone that jimmy was dead, and because of the soulbond, so was tango. the other members would quickly follow suit.
plus the parallels of their first and last deaths? they were alone, they didn’t have any quick means of communication, they could only watch their health deplete and wonder if the other would be okay...
just... the canary and his coal mine.
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