#sergeant house

[greenlaut]

pov: ur sarge is more unhinged than u thought (he’s a demolitions expert)

#soapghost got trapped at enemy lines #soap proceeded to clean house #ghost started realising maybe the real threat is the youngest sas sergeant afterall #logs back on tumblr: yall guess what #i played cod for cathartic reasons since ages ago but internet babygirled ghost #and i didnt jump onto the bandwagon but it snags me by the collar n wont let go #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #lmao #john soap mctavish #simon ghost riley #soap x ghost #ghost x soap #cod #call of duty #cod mw2 #mw2 #modern warfare 2 #soap is highly competent people just forgot bcs hes a big bright puppy #except they dont know the reason why hes so happy is bcs he has a cathartic coping mechanism #hey man demolitions experts tend to be arsonists and manic #soap is the youngest sas member. dyou rlly think a man with that competency is right in his head?

[sergeantsporks]

Realest thing Owl House ever did was King going to Covention and being captivated by getting free stuff. Went to a job fair and literally had his little offerings song stuck in my head the whole time as I wandered around getting cookies from places I absolutely will not work.

#war stories from the sergeant #the owl house #toh #king clawthorne

[tournamentpollsinc]

Round One

Me and the Bad Bitch I Pulled by Being Autistic

#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic #tournament poll #polls #heroes cuties #fix it Felix/sergeant Calhoun #wreck it ralph #toh #the owl house #huntlow

[makkiah-draws]

some doodles of some faves characters from Mahotsukai no yome. ofc was gonna be philomela sargant my fave from the acamemia arc <33

Im really rusty, but wanted to try to do full bodies directly in digital...

#mahoutsukai no yome #the ancient magus bride #philomela sergeant #philomela sargant #chise hatori #mahoyome #fanart #my art #ofc im weak to ship chise with philomela #sorry they are too cute #but here in this house we respect multishipss!!

[lyricthecat-12]

😉

Bonus:

#archie sonic #sonic comics #hazbin alastor #helluva striker #bill cipher #jet the hawk #fiona the fox #scourge the hedgehog #destructix #lightning lynx #predator hawk #flying frog #sergeant simion #the owl house hunter #the owl house belos #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles draxum #jean descole #zuko #shadow the hedgehog #mimic the octopus #enerjak #king dice #reala night into dreams #dc joker #infinite #amphibia darcy

[scullcrusher101xd]

when season 5 and you gotta move houses

#In the original monarch took it like a champ #It felt like he accepted his house's destruction like it was some kind of natural disaster #“Nothing we can do about it....frick it we ball!” #Venture bros #Monarch #Sergeant hatred #Its funny that not only sgt. destroyed Monarchs house but also Rusty's house too #I know its sad but i laughed my ass off

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Wolffe: How is everyone?

Boost: I'm good. Oh, but Jag got hit by a Slugthrower. Just mentioning it.

Wolffe: He got shot?!?

Sinker: No. Someone just straight up threw a Slugthrower round at him.

#Rip Jag he will never know peace #Commander Wolffe #clone trooper boost #sergeant sinker #clone trooper sinker #clone trooper jag #captain jag #Jai'galaar #Captain Jai'galaar #104th battalion #the vode #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #star wars: the expanded universe #incorrect star wars quotes #source: house

[im-no-jedi]

it normally takes me a while to make gifs and screencaps simply because the process is rather complicated, but it always takes MUCH longer when Hunter is the subject because half the time, I'm just staring at the screen like

#my chest literally aches I love him so much #he is THE blorbo of all time #the actual loml and all of my everything #throw out the Husband List; it's the sergeant's house now #lfkgjhgkfldskjhdgfuigk #my dark and broody bandana man #star warz

[goshyesvintageads]

General Foods Corp, 1976

#Gaines Burgers #ad #1976 #dog food #advertisement #police precinct #Gaines-burgers #1970s #cops #sergeant #station house #moist #meaty #advertising

[comfortfoodcontent]

1982 Remco Sgt. Rock Action Figure Comic Ad

#dc #dc comics #dc comics house ads #comic ads #toy ads #print ads #1982 #80s #1980s #toylines #toys #remco #action figures #sergeant rock #sgt rock

[ask-icancraft-it]

Cooties

(( Yet another Little Moment! Felix and Tamora try to share an innocent kiss, but their houseguest isn't having any of it. ))

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“Here you are, princess,” Felix chimed as he placed a plate in front of the small girl sitting at the dining table. 

Vanellope licked her lips, eyes sparkling as she cut into her small stack of pancakes. But just before she could shovel a forkful into her mouth, a hand reached down to ruffle the top of her head.

“Hey, squirt,” Tamora smirked as she walked by. The tall blonde proceeded into the kitchen, where the handyman handed her a freshly brewed cup of coffee. 

“Mornin,’” he said with a sweet smile. 

“Thanks, babe,” she smiled back, leaning forward to capture his lips. 

“Yuck!” The couple broke apart, both turning toward the source of the outburst. 

“Something wrong with your breakfast, sugar?” Felix frowned.

“Yeah, there’s two grown-ups spreading their cooties all over the place!” Vanellope chided. 

“Cooties?” The handyman blinked. “Goodness, you’re at that age already? How time flies…”

“Were you afraid of all that stuff when you were young?” Tamora chuckled. 

“I honestly can’t recall.”

“You were probably a little heartbreaker then.”

Felix shook his head with a smile, tempted when his lady leaned back in.

“You guys are so gross…” Vanellope groaned, making the pair laugh. The handyman removed his cap to cover their faces as they smooched. “I can still see you.”

“Fine, fine,” Felix conceded, grabbing his mug. “Tammy and I will enjoy our coffee and our cooties on the porch. Sorry to sully your breakfast.”

“Here, to shield your sensitive pre-teen eyeballs,” the blonde teased as they walked by, stealing the handyman’s cap and placing it on the girl’s head with the bill facing downward. “You’re going to need it.”

#hero's cuties #fix it felix #sergeant calhoun #vanellope von schweetz #crafty writes #little moments #Another time when Ralph is away for work and Felix takes care of Van #Except Felix isn't the only person living in his house anymore

[sergeantsporks]

The way the owl house activates all the sleeper agent interests I had as a kid, like architecture and secret codes, this show tailored to undiagnosed kids (me) fr

#toh #the owl house #war stories from the sergeant

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #double shock #columbo at some murder victim's house at 3 am getting existential #why do we live only to die sergeant. you eva think about that #and why he eepy

[papabearbobbynash]

I know we absolutely find funny Athena "subtly" telling Chim to shut up and act fool to not ruin their opportunity to be snatched out of the problem without major consequences, but Hen correcting Chimney over Athena's rank is sending me.

#911 on fox #911 spoilers #athena grant #hen wilson #chimney han #Hen: We don't downplay Athena in this house even if we have to pretend we don't know her #Chim (fearing his life): SERGEANT sorry sergeant!

[neoncherryblossom]

Day 7: Safe

@sergeantsporks

The Collector was defeated. Belos was gone. The Isles were saved.

But where does that leave him then? Where was Hunter supposed to go, now that his friends were all reunited with their families and his former place of living gone?

He felt someone grab and ruffle his hair and when he turned around, his eyes widened when he saw Darius, when Eberwolf hopped into view.

Eberwolf had insisted two weeks later that they keep a photo album. To have pictures so they could look back at all the adventures they've had together.

He didn't get it when Darius eagerly agreed.

Now, nearly an entire year later, he does.

#Coming full circle! #this is going to be the last one #sorry day 6 #my writing #darius deamonne #eberwolf the huntsman #hunter toh #hunter deamonne huntsman #toh hunter #hunter deamonne #fanfic #the owl house #Snapshots of the Life We Built #Thank you for hosting this sergeant! I had a lot of fun! #dadrius week 2023 #dadrius

[a-lil-perspective]

Asher (5 y.o): *runs up to Hunter with an excited smile*

Ba’vodu Hunter: *smiling real big* Little Man!

Asher: *goes for a fist bump*

Hunter: *bumps Asher’s tiny fist* What’s up, bud?

Asher: *turns his fist over*

*opens it*

*a frog jumps out on Hunter*

Hunter: What’s tha—AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

#remember that post where a frog hops into the house out of Cyare’s garden and Hunter is terrified XD #he does not like frogs XD #anyway everyone calls Asher ‘Little Man’😭 #ba’vodu hunter #uncle hunter #ba’vodu bad batch #papa hunterverse #ramser’ika #little man #it is asher loving hours #crosshair’s bebos #sniper shenanigans #he is crosshair’s son through and through #sergeant hunter #hunter bad batch #tbb hunter #hunter tbb #it’s a lil thing