#ridiculously proud of how these turned out btw

[carlyraejepsans]

you wear motherhood like a noose around your neck

#let's play how many unfamiliar styles can i paint in before i break down and cry #(the answer is zero because i'm drawing Her so i'm just sobbing with every line) #undertale #toriel #flowey #myart #ridiculously proud of how these turned out btw

[rninies]

✮ everyday flowers - gojo satoru

synopsis: gojo satoru loves giving you flowers (and eating your waffles)

warnings: fluff, fem!reader, gift giving is his love language btw — wc: 594

notes: finally new fic after a week hello how is everyone :3

a knock on your door catches your attention just as you have finished preparing breakfast. you 

weren’t expecting anyone so it caught you off guard. you placed the plate full of waffles on the table and opened the door, immediately greeted by a huge bouquet.

“y/n!” satoru’s head peeks from behind the flowers. “i brought you flowers.”

you stifled a laugh, seeing how satoru struggled to hold the flowers and look at you. “for what?” you eventually took pity on him and took the flowers from him. “i didn’t ask for them.”

satoru straightens his clothes. “there has to be a reason?”

“you’re ridiculous.” you laughed. “what are you doing here this early? i thought you said you were going to be busy.” you stepped aside, giving satoru room to come inside.

“what, i can’t surprise my own girlfriend?” satoru asks, kissing you on the forehead. “what did you- oh, waffles!” he immediately sprints towards the kitchen, looking at the plate of waffles on the kitchen. “hey, how come you only made two?”

“how was i supposed to know you wanted waffles when you didn’t even tell me you were coming over?” you asked. “i mean, it’ll just take less than five minutes to make if you want some.”

“no, no! i just ate breakfast before i came here.” satoru declines your offer. you hummed, sitting down. as soon as the fork you were holding cut the first piece, satoru opened his mouth, expecting you to feed him the piece of waffle.

“you just declined my offer of making you your own set of waffles,” you say but feed him the waffle anyway. “seriously, do you want me to make you another one?”

“no! i’m serious this time. i just wanted one piece.” satoru raises his hands in surrender. “i promise.”

you looked at him for five seconds before sighing. cutting another piece, you finally ate, but not without satoru staring at you and the waffle and back at you. “satoru, i can’t eat with you staring at me, it’s uncomfortable.”

satoru gives you a sheepish smile. “can i have one more bite?”

“you know what, you can have the whole plate. i’m suddenly not hungry anymore.” you pushed the plate towards satoru and stood up, walking over to the couch, slightly upset.

“hey, hey!” satoru takes the plate and follows you to the couch. “baby, come on, don’t be upset.”

“i’m not upset. you go eat your waffles.” you sulked, facing away from satoru. “enjoy.”

satoru stifles a laugh, looking at how cute you are sulking over waffles. “come on, look at me. i’m sorry! i’m not going to eat any of your waffles anymore. they’re yours.” when you still don’t look at him, satoru sighs. he cuts the waffle and holds it up. “baby, look at me. do you want to eat?”

you turned your head slightly and almost laughed out loud when you see the face satoru was making to catch your attention. “just eat it.”

“nu-uh.” satoru holds the fork in front of your mouth. “come on, say ‘aaah’.” when you open your mouth just a little bit, satoru slowly feeds you the waffle, a proud smile appearing his face. “there we go. yummy, right?”

“you would know.” you mumbled, chewing. “you better feed me the whole thing and not take a single bite.”

“as you wish, my love.” satoru gives you a salute, making a smile appear on your face.

though, he doesn’t keep that promise of not taking a single bite. he ends up taking multiple bites.

#kylin.writes #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru fluff #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen gojo #jjk #jjk x y/n #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk fluff #jjk gojo

[elleloquently]

lmk if this is dumb or if you arent taking requests rn but i just dyed my hair (myself) for the millionth time and i was thinking... college!ellie... helping reader dye their hair.... you get what im saying?/!?:))-&2):$2)/

LOVE INVISIBLE STRING BTW

-🪩

| a/n : what color did you do?!? sorry this took a bit to get done, i did a headcanon type format bc i felt that would work best so i hope that's okay!! <3 thank you for requesting!!

college!ellie helps dye your hair :

maybe deciding to dye your hair in the middle of the night wasn't the best idea, but after debating the idea for weeks, you finally felt inspired enough to do so and decided to jump on your sudden burst of motivation, finally taking the plunge.

it was the same back and forth for weeks. you were going to leave your hair alone, until you happened upon a gorgeous color you absolutely had to have. soon enough you had purchased the dye and the color was in your hands, but you had changed your mind. you did this often, examining the package in your hands, admiring the color and swearing you would finally dye it in the morning, but the only event that came with a new day was a change of heart.

finally, feeling fed up with homework but not tired enough to call it a night, you turned the package containing the dye over in your hands. you contemplated it, thoughtfully, before mumbling out loud.

"i think i'm gonna do it now, ells."

ellie, who was laying on her stomach with her feet in the air, wordlessly peeked at you from over the top of her astronomy textbook.

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

-you wouldn't agree on whose idea it actually was. ellie would side that you begged, pleaded, even bribed her to help out with your hair project. you would disagree, claiming that ellie pushed to help with promises of 'it'll be fun!'

-regardless, you ended up in the bathroom, suddenly feeling uncertain as yourself and ellie stared at each other in the mirror. you had a towel wrapped around your shoulders, a lazy attempt at covering the old tee shirt you were wearing. you dug it out of your closet purposefully for this, not caring if any hair dye stained the worn cotton fabric.

-you were feeling excited, eager even, especially since ellie was going to help. that feeling was quickly replaced with doubt at the way ellie mischievously laughed while snapping plastic gloves onto her hands, flexing her fingers under the clinging material. you giggled nervously nonetheless, forcing ellie to read through the instructions once and then a second time to make sure she had really read them.

-the event would prompt a lot of laughter, and definitely a lot of light-hearted bickering. you would insist that ellie pays attention to what she's doing, it's your head for god sake, and she would argue that you need to stay still and let her focus.

-"ellieeeuugghhh"

-despite the banter or the moments of brief silence, it was practically an excuse to simply enjoy ellie's touch. she was gentle, even when she was being ridiculous on purpose, and the way she would examine each strand of hair, squinting and furrowing her eyebrows to make sure the color was evenly distributed, was adorable.

-it was simply because it was you, and ellie wanted to be careful with you and also wanted you to be proud that she had helped and even did a good job.

-you would let your eyes close momentarily, sighing in contentment when ellie spoke, quietly announcing her approval by saying, "this is going to look so good."

-it was nearly so peaceful, so perfect, until you had to remind ellie to make sure she was putting enough dye on the top and not just on the ends, and until she started grumbling about how the gloves were making her feel clumsy.

-"just be careful please ellie, i have class tomorrow," you laughed, imagining how terrible it would be to walk around with stains on your skin, matching the new color of your hair.

-only you didn't have to imagine.

-a few reminders here and there, (some gentle, some not) and ellie's responses of 'i know, don't worry,' came to a halt in an instant.

-it was a small moment, a teeny tiny slip up. you had gotten caught up with talking, and poor ellie really tried to work around your wiggles while you had been talking, and she even attempted to scold you about moving around so much, which you should've taken seriously.

-ellie needed a better view of the top of your hair, and you kept looking up at her while you were speaking. to hold you still, out of habit, ellie placed a gentle hand across your face, fingers spread over your chin and cheeks.

-upon the touch you immediately both froze. your mouth snapped shut and ellie's dropped open, registering what she had done. she slowly pulled the sticky glove away from your face, afraid to reveal what was underneath and you squeezed your eyes shut.

-"please tell me it's not bad please tell me it's not bad plea... ellie? why aren't you saying anything? is it bad? oh my god ellie is it-"

-okay, it wasn't that bad, but you definitely had some stains on your face.

-ellie thought you might react poorly but you howled with laughter, even surprised by your own reaction.

-ellie got a little bit grumpy though and ripped the gloves off of her hands and dumped them into the trash, insisting she could work more accurately without them. honestly she just felt bad but kept cracking a smile about it anyway.

-"ellie," you frowned, "i don't think that's good for your skin," you said in protest.

-ellie raised an eyebrow at you, practically referencing her mistake that was stained onto your face. "i'll be fine," she muttered. "it could be worse."

-hair color anew and mess cleaned, you admired your new hair in the mirror while ellie grinned proudly over your shoulder. you thanked her endlessly for helping, and she insisted it wasn't a big deal but honestly felt proud that you even trusted her in the first place to have her help out.

-you had the evidence to show for your evening together, the splotched stains around your face matched the dye stains covering ellie's fingers, which you both could not stop laughing about the next day.

#ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x female reader #ellie tlou x reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams college au #ellie tlou x female reader

[bronx-bomber87]

Happy Tuesday Fandom! If that's a thing lol Officially half way through s3. Insane. I love this episode. It’s one giant married moment. They are at the height of their banter and marriage flow in this one. This episode is one big continuous work flirt that doesn’t stop. Idk why people didn’t like this ep when it first premiered. It’s Chenford gold. I remember loving this kind of ep for Castle too. It was split for that fandom as well. I think they’re hilarious snippets I enjoy them a lot. The looks alone in this one are primo. This one is more me analyzing their commentary on the case since everyone is segregated in this one. But lets get started.

3x07 True Crime

We start our ep off with Tim and Lucy being the ones called to Corey’s house. There was signs of blood and they enter the house and find a ton of it. Thus starts their amazing run of snippets in this episode. They are being interviewed since they were apart of the investigation. Tim is instantly surly with the director LOL Shock surprise eh? Last thing he wants to do is be here. To him they could be out on the streets instead of this. Lucy is the natural antithesis to him about this. Legit beaming and he is miserable.

The epitome of grumpy x sunshine in every single way. These interview pieces showcase that so well. It makes me giddy and happy haha Tim wants to get out of this ASAP. While Lucy is so excited to be there answering any and all questions. Even cuts him off in her excitement. She is bursting at the seams with elation. Then apologizes to Tim but still can't contain her glee by saying ‘This is fun.‘ Tim judges her some more I’m dying. The look on his face at the end of the second gif above. LMAO

This next section I like to call. ‘How to show you’re in love with someone without saying a word.’ By Timothy Bradford. He is all heart eyes in this scene. First one he's settling in to listen. When his girl speaks he listens, second is him agreeing wholeheartedly with her assessment and lastly is heart eye/admiration city. Doesn't take his eyes off her most of this scene. They’re talking about Corey Harris’s acting class. How he used them to start a bling ring to steal from celebrities. Tim goes on to say how anyone they caught wouldn’t flip on Corey. So he got away with it.

Lucy adds in her own portion. Explaining how Corey promised his students everything. Money, fame. This in turn inserted him in their lives even further. Basically convincing his students he could control their destinies. Saying he did this because he probably didn’t have any control over his own. Tim is just nodding along with a proud look on his face. Just admiring her take on it. 100 percent loving her analysis of him. You know he loves how her brain works. He is just sitting back and enjoying her breakdown of Corey. As transparent as a glass of water sir.

What comes next always has me rolling when I watch this ep. Gotta love the way Lucy tells him like it is no matter the situation. Keeps him in check. Tim is so cocky in his deliverance of his teacher line. Smug really and Lucy shoots that down instantly. He’s all smiles (love this man's smile btw it does things to me. mmm) then realizes how much she’s got him on this. He is dead to rights and has no comeback. You watch in the gifs above he goes from smug and smiley to straight up defeated LOL

He exhales with a ‘You win’ sigh. It’s fantastic. He thought he had this clever quip against Corey. Survey says no. Wifey shut you down lmao Her face through out the whole scene is so funny. Like this is her idiot and she can’t help but poke fun at him for his comment. This moment will always make me laugh. He’s being so ridiculous and she doesn’t let him live it down in the slightest. Her reaction in the final gif is the best. Can't believe he's being such a goober. The work flirt begins and does not stop. Be more married you two please.

They end up finding a script at one of their crime scenes. The director thinks this is an odd thing to stumble upon. Apparently it is a completely normal thing in LA according to Tim. Just another day on the job in this city ha Their polar opposite replies are so indicative of them as characters. The way Lucy is like well yeah when they’re asked if they’ve written one. Tim's is an instant and hard 'God, No' LMAO. These two. Opposites truly do attract.

Her face in the first gif what makes me laugh so hard. That sheepish embarrassment. Eric and Melissa are just pure gold in this one. Their looks alone are some of the best parts besides the banter. Tim can read her like a damn book. All he has to do is look over at her and see her answer. At first he’s waiting for her to say she hasn’t either. Expecting her to follow suit.

She does not…his body language while he’s waiting for her verbal answer is so funny. Like a slow realization. Then it’s judgy city after that. The way she weakly defends why she has is too damn funny. He is none too pleased she has written one. We all know how Tim feels about screen writers. His face says everything. God I love these two sfm.

Their looks in this one have me rolling the entire episode. Eric is the master when it comes to this in the first place. He crushes it in this one they both do. His reaction to her excitement as they get closer to the climax of this case is hilarious. The judgy side eye and furrowed brow he gives her above is extremely amusing.

Tim truly doesn’t understand why she’s enjoying this so damn much. He’s trying to just get through it and be done. His grumpy old man is showing extra hard in this moment. Her sunshine demeanor despite him is amazing. She is of course the opposite and doesn’t know why he doesn’t enjoy this whole thing more LOL Lucy is having a friggin blast. Its coming off her in waves every time it comes back to them.

I feel like Lucy owns Tim’s ass for most of this ep. He literally doesn’t stand a chance against her witty comebacks. Every time he tries to be cocky or make a joke she shuts him down so hard. His crack about a woman scorned. Lucy puts him in check real quick with that one. His soft tone when he says he’s not trivializing it....(but you are my love)

He doesn’t want her to be mad at him for his stupid comment. Then she takes him to school even further with her logical stats. He has nothing to say except 'Most...'' No leg to stand on Timothy haha. Lucy is proud of her self for this one. No one puts Tim Bradford in check better than Lucy Chen. We all LOVE it. (He does too let's be honest...) This episode is pure gold for their banter. Married idiots in this one for all to see.

The director then comments on how Lucy was the one who broke the case wide open. Lucy is beaming from ear to ear. Lights up like a Christmas tree at hearing this. She is so excited to be recognized. Tim isn’t so fast to heap on that particular praise. Now Tim doesn’t give praise out easily to begin with. Add in she just schooled him in front of the director, he’s gonna be extra salty haha The director then asks well if he wouldn't describe it as such how would he?

Tim takes a shot at her social media addiction as his answer. Then Lucy looks like she wants to punch him so hard. Like how very dare he say about her. Ha She is so affronted telling the director 'That’s hurtful' LOL (but a little true...) Side note. I can totally see them in bed. Tim falling asleep to her endless scrolling. It becoming a comfort thing for him. Her going till she is ready to sleep. Shortly after him I imagine. Tis a nice thought to think about now that they're together. But let's get back to the present ep at hand before I daydream any further hehe

The cute looks in that final gif though. Be still my heart. She is so exasperated with him and he’s soaking it up. No regrets whatsoever taking her praise and boiling it down to luck. The absolute shameless flirting going on between these two. It’s like they don’t even know they're putting on a show for this director LMAO It's truly delightful.

Lucy scrambles to defend herself. It’s pretty comical. Saying she was on her phone doing ‘research’ Tim shaking his head but enjoying this none the less. Says that she got a notification and that’s what drew her eye to Corey's video showing he's alive. Lucy says she still has the video on her phone. So ready to take Tim down a peg. She pulls it up and it’s her on her own page doing some sort of dance. I’m laughing so hard.

I want to see this video in its entirety. Read the comments. All of it. I don't know what’s funnier Lucy being mortified that came up or Tim wanting a peak at the video. He’s confused as hell but wanting to see what she was showing the director. If you need a pick me up episode this is it. This one doesn’t disappoint on so many levels.

His confused face is everything after she quickly hides her phone. There are facets to her personality that allude him completely. This is one of them. Alas Timothy this is the woman you’ve chosen to love hahaha I love her being a dork sfm though. It’s that light hearted dork that brings the best out in him as we see in s5.

Their final scene doesn’t disappoint. Lucy’s face during his rant LOL. Tim going off saying what a waste of time this is, he should be doing stuff more important. Said this before but that line from Aaron in S5 fits perfectly for this rant. He's the old dude from 'Up' Such a good line because its so true for him. I love him so much for his grumpiness though. You know Lucy does too. Loves every piece of this man.

Her face is like the wife letting her husband rant even though she thinks he’s wrong. Tim gets humbled one last time. The director tells him about his last project. The way Lucy watches him the entire scene is adorable. She loves her idiot. The look they share after he says ‘Oh. Alrighty then.’ The smirk on Lucy's face. I can not. He has grown so much btw to not to be continuously defensive after he's corrected. Just rolls with it in this last scene. Like Oh... Oops.

Tim gets the last laugh though. Lucy is beaming slash word vomiting her love of true crime while Tim rolls his eyes LOL Thanking the director for letting her be in this. She is exuding sunshine and happily looking at him. When she finishes up Tim pops her happy bubble. Tells her about the thing in her hair. They’re constantly trying to one up the other. Take each other down a peg. Competitiveness even in an interview. Unreal. Lucy has his number this entire episode. So it’s only fair Tim gets his shot in last minute.

I do love in the second gif he stops himself from getting said thing out of her hair though. You watch him reach for it then stop his hand before it makes the full journey. Lucy is so affronted she doesn’t even notice. Her arm is already up and blocking any attempt to grab it anyways. I do love his almost attempt though. It's the little things.

Lucy is so mad he let that be in her hair the entire time. He did it because well it’s Tim. I adore these two so very much. He sighs heavily as she berates him on the way out. So exasperated by her it’s so funny. This is such a fun flirty light hearted episode for them. We got their banter in spades with side helping of heart eyes and flirtation. One of my fav eps of the season for them. Much needed levity after the intensity of the last two.

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Side notes- non Chenford

Not much. Was good to find out what happened to Sterling. Gino just disappeared last year without a trace. So having ending to them was nice to have.

Harper was hilarious during the interviews to always love me some Nyla Harper. ❤️

Forever Thank you to all who read these reviews and like, comment and reblog means the world :) see you all in 3x08

#Caitlin Rewatches The Rookie #chenford #chenford hiatus #fall rewatch #waiting on s6 #s3 #3x07 True Crime #the rookie 3x07 #otp: doing my job #otp: you know me so well. too well #otp: some things matter more #otp: you did good #tim x lucy #lucy x tim #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #eric winter #melissa o'neil #tim bradford x lucy chen

[timandlucy]

Anything with a 4 for the fic questions!

4. What detail in [insert fic] are you really proud of?

In the quiet my fears with the touch of your hand, I'm actually super proud of the way I managed to have Tim relate to Tamara in the way they both want to prove it to the world they can do it, how he probably left home for the military as an escape, and how maybe he doesn't want the same thing to happen to Tamara.

14. Are there any tropes you would only read if written by a trusted friend or writer?

I mean any of my less favorite tropes... I'd probably read just about anything from my fave writers and friends.

24. Are there any easter eggs in [insert fic], and if so, what are they?

I don't know that there are any easter eggs in i know better (but you're still around), but perhaps two fun facts:

The line "If he wants ice, she’ll give him fucking glacial." is by @queseraone and I just loved it so much. I used another word instead of glacial and she totally came and knocked it out of the park.

And the reason I had Lucy go to take a walk on the beach was because she figured he wouldn't even go looking for her there because he hates the beach. 🤭 Which, Lucy, baby, is ridiculous because Tim would totally go on the beach for you, I don't make the rules.

34. What aspects of your writing are inspired by/taken from your real life?

Honestly, I'd say not much? I very much enjoy being someone else when I write! That's one of my fave things about it.

40. Do you tend to reread fics or are you a one-and-done kind of person?

Done this. 🙈

41. Link a fic that made you think, “Wow, I want to write like that.”

This fic by @reviewdiaries and really all the others too, but yeah, some of us wish! And that's a compliment btw.

Also this fic by @makeitastrength which I'm still criminally behind on but chapter one absolutely ruined me 🙈

42.-46. Done ☺️

47. If [insert fic] was a pair of shoes, what kind would it be? Describe the shoes.

If when you hold me (it holds me together) was a pair of shoes, it would probably be the pair of comfiest, softest sneakers made on earth. It would be the pair you'd reach for over and over again when you went on long walks because of how comfy they are. Walking on top of clouds.

You didn't put a fic, but I'd probably struggle with this question anyway 😂

48. What’s the last fic you read? Do you recommend it?

I read We Must Be Living In The Golden Age before because I saw a quote on our blog and I really really loved it and definitely recommend it!

49. What are you currently working on? Share a few lines if you’re up for it!

"But as fate or luck would have it, Lucy becomes a friend of sorts. He runs into her at the bar, figures the least he can do is buy her a drink, since she’s keeping Isabel’s secret. And for the first time since his wife has left and his world turned to shit, Tim forgets. For fifteen minutes that he spends talking to her and having a beer, he forgets.

And that’s the drug he gets hooked on."

This is from a UC AU wip of mine where Lucy is Isabel's rookie. I'm determined to finish it at some point. 🙈

Thank you sm! Loved these 💗

#ask game #writers ask game

[toomuchracket]

blood anon is so real i need matty to rail me so bad it aches to move the next day and there are bruises everywhere but i still wanna go again because it was that good it made me forget my own name and what county im in

this all feels so d word to me... thinking maybe he's just back from tour, and him coming home to find you waiting for him in one of his shirts and some new lingerie underneath leading to an actual whole night of non-stop sex. like, you've used all the toys you bought in your sex shop haul, you were (both) tied up (btw i have blurbs about this specifically to write lol), and both you and matty have broken your own personal records for most orgasms had in one night lmao. matty is ridiculously proud of this, and makes several comments about how "you've just needed a man to keep up with you the whole time, babe, yeah? not like those boys you were with before", while you're clinging to him literally quivering with elated exhaustion, completely unaware of anything but him. you're both so tired that your usual aftercare shower is out of the question, because neither of you can actually stand for any longer than about a minute lol - matty cleans you up with a damp washcloth, then gently guides you to the bathroom so you can go to the loo and brush your teeth before the two of you collapse back into bed and go to sleep. you wake up first the next morning like OW, aching and desperate for something to soothe your muscles - you decide to run a bath, and matty finds you doing this 5 mins later like "jesus christ babe you look wrecked. shit, i'm so sorry. those bruises are insane, fuck". and you're like "babe you are literally no better. and shut up i enjoyed it", and matty grins like "oh, so did i", and then you have a sweet little kiss and an "i love you" exchange before you both get into the bath. the relief of the hot water is almost instantaneous; you sink back against matty's chest contentedly, and he absent-mindedly traces little patterns across your skin. it's sweet, and needed, but your mind flashes back to last night and how good it was, and soon you're taking matty's hands and moving them to your boobs as a hint - he giggles and starts playing with them, like "you really are insatiable, aren't you?", and you sigh happily like "your fault for fucking me so good and making me needy for you all the time". and matty's turned on too, so he kisses your neck and in your ear asks "yeah? what do you need, baby?", and you softly moan "you inside me again"; matty turns your head to kiss you properly, then pulls back and says "go on then, sweetheart". and yeah, you ride him then and there - slower and softer and more romantic than last night, but still so good <3

#mads muses #mads answers asks #matty asks #smutty asks #d word matty

[spirker]

hi i'm too overwhelmed to watch rhys's murray cameo and i was wondering if you know of anyone who's posted a transcript somewhere? or if there's any chance maybe you would be open to telling us the best bits/highlights of the cameo? (thank you for your post about it with the fotc bloops video btw!!)

Oh hey! No problem, I’ll do my best.

So, Rhys is wearing a very cute Murray style ensemble for this one - beige shirt, Aotearoa themed tie, brown blazer.

He opens by calling ‘band meeting!’

First question is ‘where is Murray now?’

Answer - he’s been working hard, managing a band called Great Big Cow and getting them in to perform at the Troubadour in LA. The room sold out and the band played very well - a big achievement for Murray!

After that, he’s returned to New Zealand. He goes between NZ, LA and NY. FOTC was his heyday.

(I’ve written this next bit in full because I think it is excellent advice)

Life advice to note down: when you find yourself in a scenario you didn’t expect - don’t fret! Could be awkward, could be weird, you might be upset for some reason. Could be job you don’t want to do or could be some place you don’t want to be. But just think in the back of your mind - something good can come of this. The old silver lining.

Murray’s silver lining was that a couple of ‘cool-looking idiots’ turned up on his doorstep. They had a band that needed managing and Murray flourished in this new role!

They brought amazing comedy and music to the world, and there was a sense of sadness when it ended and they had to go back to NZ.

(Rhys gets briefly distracted by a plant in the background)

People related to Murray because he showed ‘fake it til you make it’, make use of any skills you have to level up - life is a ‘big theatrical escapade’, we have to put on a character everyday and pull something out of nothing to achieve in this world and Murray was the embodiment of that.

Murray is awkward, doesn’t quite fit in, but being like that you can still make it. Having a sense of humour is a big one, but you always have something unique about you.

Everyone has a sense of humour, some have a natural gift for it, but everyone has a certain set of skills to utilise.

(Then he talks himself out of giving advice - personally I love his advice and I always want to hear more but I think he started doubting himself here!)

Then he talks for a bit about improvisation in FOTC - a lot of it was improvised! They had so much fun.

Murray’s office particularly was always improvised - they had a goal to get to, a reason for the scene, but you could work anything into the scene. It was hard to stop each other from laughing!

Some highlights: arguing in front of the map, ‘I get ridiculed all the time’, ‘on your way to a dick meeting’, the dad guitar bit, ‘you’d have to be deaf to hear that’, ‘you could have a little bit of hay coming out of your mouth’ (🤣)

Rhys really enjoyed watching it back and he’s really proud of it.

Then he talks for a bit about band meetings and how Jemaine was always corpsing - he would be first to laugh and set Bret off. B&J would often have to leave the room and Murray would do the band meeting to two empty chairs because they were laughing too much.

Rhys would still hear them laughing down the corridor by the monitors so he’d call out ‘I can hear you! You’re gonna have to go back to your trailers!’

FOTC worked so well because of the connections they all had together as a cast and wanting each scene to be as funny as it could be.

You don’t want to rely too much on stuff you’ve written in a script, if you can do it (not everyone can) then improvising can be when you’re funniest. When Rhys gets a script he likes to do a run through where he adds his own stuff and people can see if they want to add in something different that he comes up with.

He then sings ‘Leggy Blonde’ as a thank you. He misses FOTC dearly and hopes they can get together again one day and do something.

(He includes all the parts of Leggy Blonde, including Jemaine’s rap, which had me in fits of laughter)

Wow that was long, I hope that my recap isn’t too overwhelming either! It was such a fun video and brought back so many memories of watching FOTC when I was a teen.

<3

#rhys darby #fotc #flight of the conchords #murray hewitt

[hush-writes-preg]

could you write something about knocking up a trans man who passes completely, so when he quickly grows, it's hard not to notice how clearly pregnant he looks? i'd love if the trans man could be embarrassed or ashamed even, while his partner is overly proud and can't keep his hands off of his pregnant partner (absolutely love your acc btw... one of the best!!)

I'm so glad to hear it! ❤️ Thank you for the lovely prompt.

I'll never forget the day you moved into the apartment across from mine.

You were strong, well-built, and so stereotypically masculine that I'd have never guessed the secret you hid under your clothes. Your easy smile and unmistakable laugh drew me in, and the lean lines of your body and the fantastic ass beneath your jeans caught my gaze more often than I wanted to admit. So yeah, I looked. I looked a lot.

Hell, I wanted you.

A casual invite for pizza turned into afternoons spent playing Warhammer, which turned into movie nights, which got completely out of control the night I brought beers and tried to use the liquid courage to initiate a hand job. Fuck did that grow awkward. But once you explained the situation and I admitted that I didn't care what you had in your pants, things sort of spiraled from there.

We probably should have been more careful, but we were a pair of horny guys who hadn't gotten laid in far too long, and neither of us realized just how long those condoms had been out of date.

The months that passed by afterward were some of the hottest of my life. We fucked like bunnies every chance we got, started dating, and eventually moved in together in one hell of a whirlwind romance. Nobody knew your secret except for me, and the fact that you lived so deeply in stealth is probably one of the reasons why neither of us pegged your 'weight gain' for what it really was. That and the fact that you were on T and didn't bleed, but still. It was pretty irresponsible of us, but the thought of pregnancy just wasn't a blip on the radar for two guys like us.

But irresponsible or not, the passing months soon revealed the truth, and by then there wasn't anything we could do but deal with the fact that I'd knocked you up.

There really was no hiding it, and you were mortified. No one could mistake the shape and size of your rapidly-growing belly as anything other than a pregnancy, and it didn’t long for our friends and neighbors to find out the truth about you and what'd happened. Thankfully most of them were pretty chill about it and nobody gave you a hard time, at least not while I was around as your (very obvious) protector. That didn't stop you from turning into a hermit and trying to avoid going out, ashamed that our little 'oops' had outed you to the community at large.

I just wish you could see you the way I did.

Brave, resilient, and ridiculously handsome with our child growing in your swollen womb, I can't keep my eyes off of you. You're just another man to me, just with slightly different plumbing than most, and I can't even begin to tell you how awed I am by the fact that you're gonna make me a dad. A dad!

And rather than disgust me, your changing body is so fucking hot that I can barely stand it. If your womb wasn't already occupied, I'd probably have already put another baby in there, as often as you've been spreading your legs for me lately.

I know you don't like the way you look right now, but dude… you're so perfect.

#hush answers #pregnancy kink #tpreg #trans pregnancy #male pregnancy #mpreg #ftm pregnancy #hush writes preg

[mammonsbby]

Solomon + O pls!! Congrats on 700+ btw 💙

O-Official (Thank you bby! <3 Thank you for your patience as well.)

You drop a few more items into the cauldron in front of you, uttering a few words as you do. It’s Potions Class and, with ten minutes left, the professor announced a pop quiz! Your goal: to change your partner’s hair color. It’s supposed to be an easy task, but then again, magic doesn’t really come naturally to you. 

Solomon, your partner, hands you a vial with a smile on his face. He’s already done?! You give him a look and set your things down. You take the vial and knock it back— God, it tastes bad, like everything Solomon has ever made. For a moment, you feel the slightest bit tingly. And when you glance into a mirror, your chin hits the floor. 

Instead of its normal color, your hair is now striped with every color in the rainbow. You look like Lisa Frank threw up on your head. You grimace. Solomon’s showing off.

“Wonderful job,” says the professor as they walk by. 

As soon as they’ve passed, you turn to Solomon, “How long does this last?”

“About an hour.” He answers. 

You sigh and pat your ridiculous hair. Then give your own potion a few cautious stirs. You check items off a mental checklist and deem it ready. “Do you have health insurance?” You ask, handing it to Solomon. 

He chuckles softly and tilts his head back as he sups the potion. He makes a face, but recovers quickly. “How do I look?”

Your eyes widen. Instead of changing colors, his hair merely sticks up, straight on its ends. Good grief, he looks like he’s hanging upside down. You sigh and hand him the mirror.

When he sees the state of his head, Solomon laughs. Not a polite chuckle or quiet giggle, a full on guffaw. You glare at him and he recovers. Then his mouth wobbles as he peers into the mirror again. He sets it down. 

“I’m sorry, MC. It’s just…” He trails off. “It’s sort of funny.”

You slap your hand against your forehead. “I’m officially the worst magic user who ever lived.”

“Not even close. After all, you did change my hair.” He points out with a grin. 

You gasp, the professor is on their way back. You grab Solomon’s cape and pull him down toward you, making his eyes widen. You start trying to smooth his still-white locks back into place, but they won’t budge.

The teacher walks past you with a sour look on their face, muttering something. You give up and rub your hands against your face, frustrated.

“You know, I thought you were going to kiss me for a second there.” Solomon comments. 

You give him a look, “In the middle of class?”

He shrugs. “I welcome kisses anytime.”

“Well, I’m better at kissing than magic,” You mutter. 

Solomon seems to contemplate that, nodding slightly, then he wraps an arm around your waist. “Oh, MC. Don’t be upset. You might not be a prodigy, but you’re learning. I’m proud of you.”

You continue to pout, not quite looking at him. Then the bell rings, signifying the end of class. You don’t even have time to try again. 

He pulls you a bit closer. “Would you do me the honor of having lunch with me?”  He asks, as if you haven’t been eating lunch together for weeks, ever since you started dating.

You nod and allow him to lead you out of the classroom and down the hall. You get strange looks from every demon you pass. And when you approach your regular table, Asmodeus gasps when he sees you, even dropping his phone in shock.

“WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?!”

700 follower prompt list!

#obey me solomon #solomon obey me #obey me #obey me x reader #solomon x reader #solomon om #om solomon #anon #answered #700 follower party! <3

[bansept]

The Child of God (AU)

Part 4

Here we go again! I finished part 3 a few days ago, and damn, Dio is better looking in part one haha I still don't know how Giorno got blond hair or a stand btw

I also wish to be precise : I don't imagine Dio strolling in front of his child in skin-tight shirts or crotch-showing pants. He has a more normal style, which would kinda just be a shirt and some pants. Or maybe a bodysuit with some pants on. Idk, but you get the idea that he isn't a slut in front of a 4-year-old.

This part is more of a transition part, and I like it slightly less than the others, but heh, we need stuff like that.

--

Giorno was sleeping soundly, his breath coming out deep and quiet while his small heart was calmly pumping blood in his growing body. Dio was sitting by his bed, observing his child, his crimson eyes wavering in barely contained pride.

A few days ago, the young boy had turned five. Such a young age was still absolutely ridiculous for his father, but, as the boy had told him, standing with excitement in front of the small birthday cake Gloria managed to make for him, it was the happiest birthday he had had.

"I'm sure you don't remember your other birthdays, Giorno." Dio had told him, smiling mockingly.

"I don't remember everything. But, I remember mom. And I don't like it." The boy sighed, folding his hands together, memories rushing back in. He shook his head before a small shy smile grew on his face. "Here, I don't feel bad. It's quiet, and a bit too dark, but I'm happy to be with you, Father. At least, you take care of me."

This small revelation had filled Dio with anger, the thought of his son mistreated, possibly like he had been a hundred years ago... He was glad this woman and her husband were dead.

Giorno blew his candles, laughing and clapping his hands happily before hugging his father as best as he could, all but nestling into his chest. It had been a good night.

The day after that, without any kind of explanation, a few of his hair had turned a shade paler, going from a pitch black color to golden. It was only a few strands, a unique event at first. Human children did have rapid changes, but never as drastic and without explanation.

Dio squinted his eyes, as if trying to analyze the sleeping form of his son more clearly. Giorno now only had a few strands that remained black, his entire head sporting a brand new pure golden color.

Perhaps in a way, it meant Giorno accepted him. Perhaps it was something deeper than that. The vampire was proud nonetheless, and selfishly so, that his son finally looked like him.

"Lord Dio..."

A servant came silently into the room, bowing deeply. The vampire didn't raise his eyes from the sleeping human in the bed.

"What is it."

"As per your request, we have found a great number of candidates that could be used as your followers. Many are in Italy to meet you soon, but a few are still in their original country."

"Hm. Yes, I see."

Dio leaned closer to the still-sleeping Giorno, carefully caressing his hair. This mystery would have to wait, unfortunately.

"None of these humans must know about Giorno. When it will be time for them to meet me, we will use a different villa. As well hidden as this one." He sat back against the back of his chair, the cold light of the mood shining behind his head, making it impossible for his vampiric servant to see his face.

"Yes, of course, lord Dio." The servant bowed again before heading out of the room, the door remaining open for Gloria to step in, before she carefully closed it.

"My lord. May I ask you something?"

Dio turned his attention to the woman, stoic. The small, burly woman with typical dark hair and eyes opened her mouth to continue.

"I am worried for lord Giorno."

"Worried?"

"Yes, my lord. He is a human little boy, yet he is always inside the villa, lives at night to see you and spend some time with you. While I understand why he would pair with your lifestyle, I truly believe he can't continue this way."

The father chuckled, arms propping on top of the armrests.

"Ah, I forgot for a second you were human only a few years ago. You, a poor lonely woman without a family, who always desired to have a child. I'm listening to you."

"T-Thank you, my lord." The woman felt heavy drops of sweat rolling down her back. "I am merely suggesting that lord Giorno have daily activities outside, so he can grow into a strong and healthy son. He will not be healthy if he is always in the dark."

Dio was silent for a few minutes, head turning to stare at Giorno. He did seem a little pale, and skinny. The vampire assumed it was a normal thing for young humans. As much as it pained him, he would have to admit he would have to trust Gloria's judgment : she was a young vampire, her memories of her human lifetime still fresh, while Dio's had vanished almost entirely. With a sigh, he stood from his seat and walked over to her.

"You are correct. We will find a human to help you raise Giorno, that way he will be able to sustain the sun."

The woman puffed out a breath, clearly thankful to still be breathing.

"But it will be the last time you 'advise' me on how to raise my son."

"I don't understand why I have to do this..."

Giorno pouted over his plate, the half-eaten piece of chicken seeming so lonely without the diverse vegetables he had already engulfed. Dio sipped from his glass.

"You will benefit greatly from it. Some exercise, sunlight, and fresh air are good for growing humans like you."

The boy grumbled, leaving his cutlery to stare at his father, his light blue eyes shining with a few unshed tears that made his father scowl. Was it a way to intimidate him?

"As you know, it is impossible for me to be in the sun. But not for you. You will thank me for this..."

"Are you sending me away because you don't want me?"

Giorno's interruption cut through his sentence with a pain Dio felt he could as clearly as a physical blow. He turned to the boy, who stared at him with difficulty, tears rolling down his face silently.

Silence.

A heavy, eternal silence.

For the first time since he was a vampire, Dio's mouth was dry, his body still, and his mind empty. Only the pain from the little five-year-old filled his cold body.

"Giorno, I am not." He managed to say, absolutely terrified by the way his voice trembled.

The child didn't say a word. He didn't believe him. The vampire pulled out of the table, crouching by his son's chair, still towering over him. Giorno was still, unmoving, like he had been the first time they had met.

"I would never send you away. Never get rid of you. Do you know why Giorno?"

The boy sniffed, shaking very slightly his golden-haired head.

"The night I came to you, I asked you if you wanted to come. I gave you the choice. You still have the choice to be with me or leave, if you want to. But I, I will never leave you. I will never send you away or have anyone else look after you. Because you are my flesh and blood, my son."

Giorno glanced up at him, mouth quivering with silent sobs. Dio placed both of his hands over his son's cheeks, carefully, in his own loving way.

"I heard people say you would go away... That I should be hidden..."

"Giorno, I will not leave you. When I have to go, it will be to meet dangerous people who could harm you. To keep you safe, you will sometimes have to go to another house for a few days, but I will always come back."

The child sniffed loudly, closing his eyes to whimper sadly while his hands tried to reach for Dio's body to hug him close. The man allowed it, gently pulling his son in, a hand on his back brushing up and down.

"You're a very clever child. But you must also grow into a clever and strong boy. That's why you will have to go outside and train. You understand?"

Giorno nodded in the crook of his neck. His little hands gripped his father's shirt tightly.

--

Part 3 Part 5

#jojo's bizarre adventure #dio #dio brando #giorno giovanna #dad dio #mudad

[hootsifer-darling]

Gonna get personal for a sec, I've been in a car for 7< hours and the mind does wander. I'm just thinking about how, for the one summer I stayed with him after turning 18, my dad was pathologically incapable of just letting me exist and do my own thing. Every decision I made was questioned and commentated on, down to going outside for my nightly before bed walk. "Really, are you sure you need to do that? Why? oookayy I guess." I was put through the wringer just asking for the house security codes so alarms wouldn't start screaming if I so much as walked down the stairs (there were door alarms and movement sensors on the first floor, and later cameras were installed literally everywhere, it was insane. Not outside btw, inside, explicity for monitoring US). I had to ask for those codes btw, they weren't offered up as being part of the household; he wanted us caged and monitored, and anything I ever asked for was treated as some huge imposition.

Then there was the time I sprained my ankle at an open gym and wanted to call out of work and he treated that like the most insane propostion ever. 'No you can't call out of work?? Your ankle is fine don't be ridiculous.' And after I called out boy did he lay on the passive aggression. 'You really shouldn't have done that, your bosses will be so let down, etc.' Anyway I limped up and down the stairs to get all my food for several days. Every day he was like 'ankle still bother you huh,' so incredulous like I was faking it out of laziness.

Oh and then there was the whole thing where I was forced to conform to their 5/6 am wakeup schedule, which I fucking did for over a month. I would zombie walk downstairs, have some cereal, and then camp on the couch and watch TV with headphones on my computer, present and unobtrusive. I found a way to do something my body and brain was wired not to and even found some joy in the routine. But even that wasn't enough, eventually the demands started that I lose the TV and "participate" with the family, despite the fact that they were basically all doing the same thing. God forbid I did something he wanted on my own terms.

So anyway that was around the halfway point of the summer and although I couldn't put my finger on what it was I started to notice I was being forced to do an awful lot of stuff I didn't want to and was actively impeding my enjoyment of day to day life. So I started sleeping in, letting my body do its thing. I was forcibly awakened a few times by various means, the most sinister of which was turning "wake Adam up" into a game for the 7 and 3 year olds for about a week before he finally accepted defeat on that particular battle. Maybe I started locking my door idk.

Anyway things got progressively worse over the next month as I started planting my feet on various things I felt didn't make sense, and as it turns out questioning a narcassist's authority is a fast-track to getting kicked out for being disrespectful lol. Not gonna go into that whole day but after that I finally decided that being there made me feel bad and I should probably leave. I didn't even start unpacking the events of that summer for two years. I had to quit the job I'd been at for about 3 months which was a very embarassing and stressful thing to do for the first job I'd ever had, but I said my "home situation wasn't working" and the managers all understood and one even told me very earnestly "go be happy Adam" which remains one of the most profoundly kind things anyone has ever said to me.

My dad's favorite thing to say ever since moving to Florida was always "well you can always come live with us" (a fucked up thing to say to the pre teens you abandoned), but when I finally gave it a try boy did he make sure it was so miserable that it only lasted 4 months and none of us ever tried it again.

But to end this on a more positive note I'm really proud of myself for deciding to leave even though in the moment I wasn't sure why I was so unhappy, I just knew that I was and that I could leave, so I did, and I think that was pretty huge of me. And also pretty metal to pin my resignation on him: "sorry I have to quit, I tried living with my dad and it's just not working." Considering he made me cry on the way to my interview for said job I think it was only fair.

#that was more than a sec lol #turned into a bit of a rant #I think this is gonna go on the sideblog actually #personal #rants #cw: trauma dump

[jancys-blue-bayou]

Well, for how I feel about the Jancy of s4 and the gross and unnecessary Stancy shipteasing, see previous post (ask response). For s4 in general I’ll say... vol 2 was better than vol 1. S4 was better than s3. But it’s really not good, I think.

There’s just way too many locations and characters. It sidelines a bunch of characters which I ranted about here before. The Cali crew (sans El) barely got do anything at all to do with the plot. We got some nice character moments, esp between Jonathan and Will in vol 2. But plot wise they had nothing to do. Jonathan just got to drive for 9 episodes. Mike got to “be the heart” aka yell encouragement to El. Will got to... tell Mike to do that. And together they got to do a rehash of the sensory deprivation tank in s1. And at the end Will got to have a little UD tingle moment. It’s ridiculous that main characters who were at the heart and center of the show before was reduced to this in s4 while walking Russian memes and new mains like Eddie got more to do.

The bigness in terms of abundance of characters and locations also throws the pacing off. Especially in ep 9 when there’s so much stuff that’s supposed to happen simultaneously but bc they go from Nancy/Robin/Steve to El/Max vs Vecna to Cali crew to Russia gang to Lucas fighting the jock to Eddie and Dustin with the odd sprinkle of Erica too, there’s like at least a half hour between Nancy/Robin/Steve getting choked by vines to us seeing them again... still being choked. I get they’re very proud of their big action sequence and in theory I think them all fighting the Hive Mind on different fronts is a neat idea but the execution is lacking, I’m just like how are the guys in the Creel house not dead yet El is taking her sweet time doing anything in the Mind Scape etc.

There’s other pacing problems too but this was where it most jumped out to me. I think it worked way better in s1 and s2 when they also had simultaneous plans going into action but not to this scale and it worked better then I feel.

There’s some interesting UD and Vecna stuff though idk if it makes sense really but hey, maybe they’ll pull it all together in s5. But right now I still have a lot of questions about why Henry is who he is, why he had powers and why he decided “i’mma be super evil” like are we gonna get more of a motivation than “I hate 9 to 5 eat work die lifestyle” lol? Also why did he tell Nancy everything? I suppose they’re saving that for s5 but. The border between the real world and the UD disappearing is a neat concept, I think that can be really cool. On the other hand I’m having trouble wrapping my head around the logic of one dimension overtaking another but I’m willing to run with it.

As an aside, I’m not wild about turning to using another test subject as the big bad, just on principle I always thought the test subjects would be innocent victims. But how they changed up all that background about the Lab and retconned a bunch of stuff in s4 turned into... yeah. Idk. On the other hand I totally see the appeal of Vecna as a villain, I’m just torn.

Also I don’t see the point in the Russia stuff. Yeah I get it, the Cold War was going on. But I think they could’ve just used Russia as a looming but unseen threat, it’s enough with the supernatural threats + the US government as a threat.

Speaking of, the portrayal of the US government from s2 and on is really weird. How they humanize it with Owens and now have turned into internal conflicts, Owens vs Brenner vs Sullivan, it’s really weird. Esp Owens part of it, why is there randomly this super friendly uncle in the shady covert government operations and why is he so completely selfless and willing to sacrifice and save El and her friends, why does he care so much?

Btw goddamn what a choke hold Coca Cola has Stranger Things in, that product placement at the end with El spinning the bottle. I don’t get why she had to spin a bottle at all was it just to get a prominent COKE logo in there?

Positives uh... aside from cute Jancy reunion:

Jonathan and Will talking and hugging and Jonathan clearly knowing Will is gay and seemingly Will knows Jonathan knows, that was all nice but eh couldn’t they have let Will say it please?

Nancy being a fucking badass.

The little Nancy and Max scenes we got in s4 was great, why couldn’t we get more of that instead of all the needless Stancy shipteasing moments? Stancy is long dead, you could’ve just focus on Nancy and Steve both having a lot of nice bonding with everyone else in their plot (and be completely fine, platonic and not weird with each other).

Joyce got to hug both her sons this time lol. Still can’t believe Winona asked the Duffers if she could hug Jonathan too at the end of s3 but got “there’s no time for that” as answer. There was time for the most overlong, unnecessary, excruciating musical moment in tv history, but not for Joyce Byers to hug both her sons.

Lucas and Max was great this season both individually and together. I’m never into kid ships but Lumax might be an exception to the rule, they’re very sweet together.

#stranger things 4 #stranger things 4 spoilers #st4 vol2 spoilers

[thebibliosphere]

I’m currently playing Going Medieval on Steam (fab wee game btw) and the way they structure your colonists is that they have their actual skillset, and then they have the skills they are passionate about rated by little stars on their icon. And sometimes those two things align. Sometimes the dude that’s loves sewing is also a master tailor, or the person who loves to cook is also a good chef. And if they’re good at these things, you get to keep the resources. If, however, you use someone who is not good at the task you assign them too, there’s a more than likely chance it will blow up in their face and you lose valuable resources.

And then there’s Caldwell. 

Caldwell is a simple lad, he’s good with animals, chopping wood and has a general aura of good natured helpfulness that makes you worry about strangers down the pub taking advantage of him. He also adores books, like three stars on the passion meter for books and wanting to perform research tasks that help advance the technology of the settlement. Which would be great, if he also didn’t have the intellectual depth of a teaspoon. 

Meanwhile, my actual researcher Baldric (a name I did not give him) who is both cunning and crafty with ridiculous intellect stats, hates books. Dude wants nothing more than to be out in the fields or digging a hole, but no. The Gods of AI gave him a big brain, so he’s shackled to the desk in the library, ensuring the survival of the settlement by researching. And he’s fucking miserable.

Every now and then I let them switch jobs, though. Just to watch the green smiley faces appear over their heads. And sometimes I’ll hear the little bell notification that lets me know someone has levelled up. Usually it’s Baldric powering his way towards becoming a master of whatever he turns his hand to. But this time, this time it was Caldwell, who not only levelled up one whole intellect point after months of destroying valuable research points, but who also completed his very own book to be kept in the library for all of time.

Or at least until I start a new save game.

But either way I’m proud of my pixelated son!

And also Baldric, who finally got to dig his giant hole. Not sure how he’s going to get out, but he’s clever. I’m sure he’ll figure it out.

#going medieval #games #joy gets attached to pixels on a screen again #long post

[not-me-simping-for-blasty]

sum dating pro-hero!bakugou thoughts

- bakugou has an extreme taste for the finer things in life. think nice sweatshirts, soft blankets, good cologne. mans keeps it on the dl, but trust when he goes home he’s wearing silk pjs. it’s his money afterall

- sometimes drops dinner off for u in the middle of his patrol. he thinks ur unaware of how ridiculous a deviation from assigned route ur house is, but u totally kno. u dont tell him tho :)

- doing PR stuff is the bane of his existence. even the thought of an autograph/panel day literally has him throwing a fit. u watch him throw said fit almost constantly.

- loves when u set his uniform out for him. he likes the way it still faintly smells like your lotion when he puts it on the next morning

- the only PR stuff he willingly does is help make PSAs for schools. very much a wooden board when he says his “stay in school, study hard” lines, but by god does he mean it when he says it such a nerd i love him

- a video of him gently petting a cat he saved from a tree goes viral. he swears to you that this is what will finally make him turn to a life of villainy

- very ritualistic ab his day. he gets up at the same time, eats at the same take-out places for his break, calls you at exactly 5:30 PM,,,, villains have to knock him out cold before he’ll deviate from his routine

- bakugou rlly rlly likes when u wait up for him to get home. lies thru his teeth n says he doesnt, but he also sends u an excessive amount of ETA txts hoping u’ll get the hint and be there to greet him

- he gets unreasonably angry at villains who make him late getting home. he’s got a schedule okay!!! n if his dinner needs reheated bc of some extra, jesus christ is it gonna be that villains worst day ever

- has a habit of playing with the wedding band on his finger during interviews. slides it on/off, twists it etc

- constantly watches play-back of his own battles and critiques them mercilessly. if u even try telling him to give himself a break, bakugou will bite ur head off

- incredibly careful when fighting around schools/residential areas. he knows his quirk can be scary/loud and tries to tone down the explosions around small children,,, he can’t remember when he started caring ab that kinda thing, but now he couldn’t imagine not

- rlly grumpy about works trips. usually can’t take u for obvious danger reasons, but u’ll be getting a phone call every night to make up for ur lack of physical presence. of. he lies n says its bc he needs to “vent” ab his mission, but katsuki is entirely see-through when he refuses to talk and only asks ab ur day. falls asleep listening to ur voice,,, n u do it all over again the next night, for his sake pretending u don’t know why he’s calling

- ruthless in his product reviews. PR tries to force him into endorsement deals, but it goes terribly if he doesnt like the product ,,, (he tanked an entire energy drink company once bc he called it “tasteless, embarrassing, empty sugar-water. unfit for even the laziest fuckin’ humming bird)

- only attends galas if u bribe him. btw, the bribe is u promising to wear orange,,,, but he’s not possessive, he’s not, he swears

- surprisingly devoted to his work/life balance. u’d think he’d be a complete workaholic, n for the most part he is, but bakugou actually takes self-care rlly seriously. (“It starts in the body.” said by bakugou in an advert for protein bars. he was so proud bc bby put that line in the script himself. n he lives by those words!!!)

- if he’s ever late coming home, katsuki is def picking up some sort of apology gift,,, its always weird n janky tho. like an ugly, off-brand, shitty figurine of himself or a bouquet of nearly dead flowers (mans has a weird sense of humor what can i say)

- sometimes u’ll go out to your balcony and wave to him as he jets across the sky during patrol. he’s happy it’s dark and you cant see him,, bc if u could, u’d see him grinning like a dork

- spends an entire day off work, w/ u, before going on a rlly dangerous mission. its somber and makes u nervous and sort of breaks ur heart, but the way he looks at u just before he leaves makes it almost worth it

- thinks its hilarious when u send him dating rumor headlines ab himself. was literally in stitches over the one u sent to him supposedly confirming his ‘secret, salacious, relationship with chargebolt” (for reference, the pic was the blurry back of bakugou and denki’s head as they walked into the agency they literally both work at)

#bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #katsuki bakugou #bakugou x reader #bnha fic #bakugou headcannon #bakugou hcs

[thelibraryoferebor]

Five Fics For Long Time Tolkien Fic Readers

…I’m 99.9% sure you haven’t read at least one of these fics. Let’s do this.

Like A Long Forgotten Dream by Antarctica_or_bust

|| explicit - 16.3k - completed ||

Fíli and Kíli are actually Legolas' time-traveling love children from the future. This changes everything.

Notes: This fic is entirely crack treated seriously, and I adore it. Although I’m not totally sold on the ending the rest of it is just *chef’s kiss*. Btw gigolas and Aragorn/Legolas centric. Not a very heavy read but still really fun. Like I said, it’s crack.

A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes by diemarysues

|| general - 64.2k - completed ||

Bilbo Baggins has been plagued with dreams for some months, always filled with the same stranger: big hands, strong arms, dark hair. It seems a mystery until he figures that it is a Dwarf, though this only narrows down his search to every Dwarf in Erebor.

When he overhears mention of a special party in the Mountain he wishes briefly that he can attend. But that's ridiculous. He's a Hobbit, not a Dwarf.

Turns out that's not a problem when magic is involved.

Notes: I read this fic pretty recently and as the summary kind of says, it’s a Cinderella au. I adore this fic so much and was an instant bookmark. I’m pretty particular when it comes to bookmarking so yeahhhhh

Into the Woods by NameLess_FaceLess_FormLess

|| teen - 44.7k - completed ||

Two widowers stumble upon each other, one cursed with a mediocre life in a judgemental town, the other with an actual curse.

Notes: In my experience it’s hard to find really good fairytale au’s, especially Beauty and the Beast. Like, the goal is for the relationship to not be toxic right guys..? Still, this fic manages to blow me away every time I read it. This is a barduil fic and you may not be into that right now but I still recommend giving it a shot. Especially if you’re into thilbo, gigolas, and the like. It’s truly one of my favorites.

Rearrange by smilebackwards

|| general - 10.6k - completed ||

Prince Fili’s betrothal to the elf prince of Mirkwood causes Gimli many problems, not least of which, he’s beginning to strongly suspect that Legolas may be his One.

Notes: I just can’t with this fic, it hits you right in the feels and never stops. It’s so fluffy but like also angsty (like any good fic), and the endingggg. And Filiiiiii. I feel like a lot of authors struggle with writing dwarves, Fili and Kili specifically, because they’re not sure how far to take their childishness. For this environment I think Fili was done particularly well, even if it’s not how I would view him in other situations. Btw gigolas.

In June and June and More June by Dragonslaeyr

|| teen - 88.7k - completed ||

When Bilbo agreed on a trip to Erebor to clear up the last of his mother's estate, what he didn't count on was falling in love with its gorgeous landscape, the fiercely proud people, and yes, the delicious food. Now if only he could figure out why everyone was acting so strangely around his neighbours...

Notes: This is actually the fic that I’m reading right now (and loving, obviously), but I’m sold on it already so I didn’t want to have to wait to get this rec out to you. Also like, once I do this I’ve got nothing else I’ve gotta get done, so that’s epic. It’s thilbo centric and modern day au with secretive Thorin, and Smaug has already been taken care of so that’s not a second hand stresser. It’s just lovely overall with the way it present all of the company and Frerin is alive, which is always nice. And mini Fili and Kili. Bro I’m in so deep with this fic, but that’s how it goes ig, lmao.

That’s it for today! This rec was specific to those who are looking for fics that they haven’t already read. But ofc you would absolutely enjoy these fics even if you aren’t already in deep. After these fics you probably will be, tho.

~H

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[elleloquently]

saebyeok cuddling headcanons if you can please🙏🙏 shes so,,,qfwfwgwg i wanna share a bed with her

 yes i completely agree 

cuddling saebyeok 

- one thing we know about our beloved saebyeok is that our girl is tall.

- and she has such good posture?? like babe do you ever relax??? (no, btw).

- that’s why cuddling with her is literally the best feeling in the world, being able to be the person that makes her feel safe and comfortable enough to let her guard down is something you def feel proud about. 

- the first few times you cuddle with sae it might be a little awkward, but in a sweet way. you both still feel a little nervous around each other in the beginning (it’s adorable) and neither of you are very sure about how to express affection, especially saebyeok. it’s something that is new to sae as well, not counting affection towards cheol but of course that’s different. 

- the first time it happens may be the first time the two of you have a sleepover. maybe you were hanging out and the hours got away from you both, or something had happened that evening prompting a spontaneous sleepover. 

- you both argued back and forth over who got the bed and who slept on the floor, both of you insisting that the other person should sleep on the bed. 

- you are both way too stubborn for your own good and you’re surprised when sae finally huffs and her eyes bore into yours. 

- “stop being ridiculous,” saebyeok says. her words are stern but when you look at her, you can visibly see the features on her face soften. “we’ll share,” she tells you. 

- “why would we share the floor when there is a perfectly good bed just a foot away from us?” you exclaim, faking an exasperated tone. 

- sae throws a pillow at you in response. 

- once you’re both “settled” into bed, it is so awkward because you’re both laying flat on your back, trying desperately not to touch the other person even though you can feel the warmth coming from her and she smells good and her hand is so close to yours

- sae wouldn’t admit it, but she was scared to turn and face you because you were so close. because of this, she focused a very concentrated stare to the ceiling and remained so still you would’ve thought she was sleeping if it wasn’t for her eyes being open. 

- you desperately tried to ignore the way your cheeks were heating up and how fast your damn heart was beating (calm tf down!!!) and you tried SO hard not to fidget or stare at her. 

- however you were failing miserably and sae could feel your eyes on her. if it wasn’t for the darkness covering the room, you would have been able to see her cheeks turn pink. 

- after a prolonged (painful) silence, you finally get over your nerves and manage to speak again. saebyeok remains her focus on the apparently very interesting ceiling but you’re okay with that because you’ve finally fallen into a comfortable conversation despite your growing butterflies due to the closeness in the bed. as you speak, you stare at her side profile and you cannot stop thinking about how damn pretty she is. you can faintly see the outline of her features in the dark. 

- soon enough you’re both laughing in the dark and now that you’re more relaxed, occasionally your legs will bump into sae’s or her hand grazes yours in a fit of laughter. you don’t think your cheeks can feel any hotter but each time you make accidental physical contact, you’re proven wrong. 

- poor sae is trying so damn hard to remain strong, staring at the ceiling was no longer working so she opted to close her eyes instead. 

- you feel a mixture of being tired, nervous, and generally just happy to be in saebyeok’s company so you’re still kinda laughing and then you end up accidentally grazing your head against her shoulder. you automatically freeze and you swear you could feel her tense up. you mumble an apology but the girl doesn’t respond vocally. instead, she shifts just slightly so she’s a little closer to you. 

- you had no idea how fast her heart was beating

- instead of moving away, you settle in closer, very carefully laying your head on her shoulder. you’re so nervous of course and sae is too honestly but she remains still and rests her cheek against your head. it’s such a small gesture but neither of you can believe it’s happening and definitely don’t want to move away. when you wake up in the morning you’re still in the same position, and sae has an arm slung around you. (it just happened in her sleep she totally did not mean to do that!!! are you crazy!!!!!)

- eventually you both get much more comfortable as time goes on. she’s taller, so you always lean into her and rest your head on her shoulder. sometimes when she can tell you’re upset she just pulls you into a hug and places her chin on top of your head and it’s so sweet. 

- sharing a bed is no longer a big deal (thank god) and you both sleep a lot better at night with the other person there. 

- sae feels so protective over you and sometimes at night she has trouble sleeping. once she knows you’re asleep and you can’t catch her in the act, she turns on her side and faces you, studying your features and memorizing all of the details on your face as if her life depends on it. she’ll smile even though you can’t see it and when she’s finally ready to sleep, she’ll wrap her arms around you and pull you even closer. 

( so i may have gotten a bit off topic, the whole bed sharing thing got to me i apologize but pls i love her.)

#kang sae byeok #kang saebyeok x reader #kang saebyeok #sae byeok #sae-byeok #saebyeok #sae byeok headcanons #sae byeok x reader #saebyeok x reader #saebyeok headcanons