She’s always angry she is great with kids and will do anything for them at the drop of a hat she has beef with a 10 year old trying to steal her bracelet she has no family but a mysterious uncle she lives in a falling apart house with a beekeeper she has insane aim and fighting skills out of nowhere she doesn’t sleep she knows horrors beyond your comprehension she jumps fences and runs when she doesn’t know how to respond to things she will risk her life to save you when she really shouldn’t she’s thrown people out hot air balloons she fucks with the person you hate most everyone has a crush on her the nicest people at work are fawning to befriend her she was raised with rats she hates your guts she makes out with you she tried to kill your father
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Oscar: Your boyfriend hasn't seen Harry Potter!
Nova: Which one?
Oscar: ...
Oscar: You have two boyfriends?
Nova: Which Harry Potter movie, dumbass?
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MISSIONS IN JAK 2 BE LIKE
Jak 2 is pretty good
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The fellowship internet usage
Gandalf: posts controversial opinions specifically to start fights and make people angry
Frodo: "this started out as an educational video about this topic I found interesting but then I fell down a rabbit hole of research and now the video is 2 hours long"
Sam: cooking and gardening videos, cameos from other hobbits, gives advice to people in his comments
Pippin: tiktok challenges
Merry: elaborate prank videos
Aragorn: posts once or twice a year in an unknown location just talking about life and what he's been up to
Legolas: vlogger
Boromir: sparring techniques and tutorials
Gimli: how to videos
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Ajsjjsjs wanted to try @methodwriting's meme with some Sonic Prime favs 😂😂
Original post/Blank meme template:
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We keep going on about how fictional detectives will catch Light. But how would this guy?
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Drew Xavier and shake as the Steven meme🌝✨
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