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toogardencrusade · 8 months

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FUCK YEAHH HAHAH I LOVE THIS

my magnum opus: metalocalypse x transformers crossover

aka the most metal death metal band in the galaxy

separate designs + a bit of lore under cut

it's geared more towards metalocalypse fans, but if you haven't watched the show or don't feel like reading just enjoy the designs :)

it would be weird if they still had human names so 60% of my creativity went into making up new ones

au is based on idw 2005 comics, i'll put the canon lore into square brackets

[short history summary:

cybertron was ruled by functionists. they believed you must live according to your vehicle mode. so if you're a cement mixer, you will mix the damn cement until the end of time or else

eventually, a miner-turned-gladiator megatron said: "guys this is bullshit, everyone should have equal opportunities in life". a lot of people shared his opinion, so he gathered an army, named them decepticons, assassinated the government and the civil war broke out. it lasted four million years, a whole bunch of war crimes was committed on both sides. also megatron stopped giving a shit about equality and turned into a tyrant but that's irrelevant

post-war cybertron population was like.. 100 times smaller and had a hard time adapting to civilian life. maybe death metal wouldn't fix them but it would sure be cathartic]

SCRAGMUG, being a humble cement mixer, really vibed with megatrons ideas about equality and emancipation and all that. in reality decepticons assigned him on construction work again, with the only difference that he could get under artillery fire now. he compensates with making up heroic stories about losing his arm every chance he gets

war was kind of social lift for DETONATE: he went from odd security guard jobs to elite decepticon storm troop. while he never cared about ideology, end of war still leaves him confused on what to do with his life now. therapy is for pussies, so he pours his ptsd into gory poetry on his secret datapad

met scragmug once in a prison cell once before the war, they both got into a mass brawl. the cement mixer talked his audial off while detonate stoically listened. decepticons soon opened the prison gates and scragmug left thinking they are besties for life (he didn't even get yelled at!)

DOUBLEKICK is from junkion, a literal garbage-dump of a planet where all fauna tries to eat you! its culture is 15% scavenging, 15% cannibalism and 70% earth tv. he was in a pretty good relationship with his twin triplesnap, until this rat accidentally burned down an important storage building and blamed it on his bro

conveniently, decepticons were recruiting junkions at the time, so doublekick escaped the ostracism by enlisting as a mechanic. he became fast friends with scragmug and after the war they went to cybertron together, where he set up a workshop.

[short digression on spark bonds since this pair of fruits has one:

sparks are transformers' souls and hearts simultaneously, extuinguished spark = death. it's located in a spark chamber in the middle of chest and powers the body.

there are two kinds of spark bonds: conjux endura and amica endura. first is similar to spouses, second - to best friends. to become amicas, you must perform a ritual: bare your spark to your friend, invite them to share your light and tell them how much you appreciate them :]

the guitarists are from camian, cybertron's long-lost distant colony, so the war didn't touch them at all. luckily for them, camian places a lot of value into art and culture. unluckily, it is also required to find an amica in 10 megacycles (about 93 hours!!) or face ostracisation. it's a religious thing

WINTERSUN has a total of three interests in life: flying fast, playing guitar fast, and fragging. social stigma would significantly limit the pool of sexual partners, so he chose his amica based on guitar skill. turned out this doesn't make a solid foundation for a healthy relationship. after one of the fights wintersun compulsively left for cybertron

SCRAPFANG has always dreamed of flying, he used mountains as trampolines so he could get into the air for a few seconds. with this comes fangirling about planes, so he was ecstatic when a magnificent white jet became his amica, and making music together was amazing! he's determined to find wintersun, apologise and fix everything

... ok i also have a 1000 word google doc on how they all got together but no one will read that shit so i'm planning to illustrate some highlights from it. and design charles and maybe some other characters too. follow me for more robot art

#metalocalypse #dethklok #transformers

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toogardencrusade · 9 months

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Bro is plotting Sum malicious in that picture

MURDERFACE HEADCANNONS

personal mf hcs

•he definitely grew up in the south

•charleston,sc def or like idk mayb Wv tbh

•he definitely grew up in a very political household which is one of the reasons why he is obsessed with history

•his grandma definitely forced him too go to church when he was a kid he HATED IT he would always say he had to use the bathroom and try to just leave

•his grandparents definitely had a political themed house including crosses

•bro cannot cook 4 shit he finna burn the house down

•he definitely listens to motörhead A LOT especially the 1916 album

•i ain’t even gon lie bros def bi he likes boobs and balls 😈

•when he was younger mf definitely skipped classes but history bc well hes interested

•when he was 5 he definitely used to collect vintage trinkets that relate during all the American wars

•when he was in school he never made friends

•he dropped out hs but he threatened his principal that he would cut his eyes out if he didn’t get to grad

if u was his gf hcs

•bro def sleep farts when u wake up it gonna smell like spicy chili in there ong

•he also sleep kicks so if u wanna cuddle be my guest but u finna get kicked

•if imma b honest he definitely treats u like shi around the band sometimes

•behind closed doors he can be sweet

•he’ll make u watch history documentaries sometimes but if u fall asleep he’d be a bit pissed but would get it would probably wake u up tho

•y’all would stay up and watch horror movies together

•makes u listen to planet piss demos (kinda sound like dookie) but it’s okay

•def ask abt his cars he’ll give u a tour but don’t touch em thems his babies

•i feel like he doesn’t like to cuddle often just because he probably sleeps like a starfish ⭐️all spread out and you got like 1/2 of the bed to sleep on

(kinda dirty hcs😈)

•this man has a tiny cock not like mirco but still kinda small

•he def has calluses on his dick like bro plays his bass with it

•bro don’t know how to sex bc he gets 0 play

•he honestly surprised that u wanna yk get freaky with HIM

#metalocalypse murderface #metal

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