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#regulus and barty are in LOVE
crimsonlovebartylus · 5 months
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Barty body is covered with tattoos except his back, he leaves that blank because ever since him and reg were young, regulus would always paint on barty back and barty refuses to take away that canvas from reg and he also enjoys regulus straddling his back.
and regulus loves painting on his back and also seeing his name tattooed on barty lower back.
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ashes-to-ashesxx · 5 months
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*barty and sirius in azkaban*
barty: how the fuck haven't you gone completely insane yet
sirius: nothing can break me
barty: James fucked regulus when he was in sixth year and reg was in fifth
sirius: when I get out of here I'm going to kill both of them
barty:
sirius:
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adharastarlight · 6 months
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Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled
Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late
Reg: ...uhm-
Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties
Reg:
Reg: merde
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starchasing-chocolate · 7 months
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5/5 😭❤️
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marvelomadness06 · 1 year
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If you think quidditch players weren’t superstitious, your wrong, and if you think James wasn’t the worst outta the lot of them, you’ve got another thing coming.
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cheat - @jegulus-microfic - 179
"He's a cheat, you know," a sixth-year Ravenclaw sneered at Regulus as he walked past in the library.
"Excuse me?" He asked, eyebrows raised in pretend-politeness.
"Potter. He doesn't love you. He's cheating on you with Evans," the Ravenclaw explained. "Not that you don't deserve it. With your background."
Normally, Regulus would have sneered at her. Told her to fuck right off. Send a well-aimed hex her way. But she'd hit a nerve with that one, and he felt his stomach turn to lead at the thought of James with someone else.
"Evans is with MacDonald, and you're a bitch," Barty declared, pushing in front of Regulus to wave his middle finger in front of the girl's nose. "And James Potter looks at Reg like he's a fucking angel. It's disgusting."
The girl opened her mouth to retort, but Barty pulled him away, both of them chuckling quietly.
"Does he really look at me like that?" Regulus asked softly as they sat at a far-away table.
"Yes. Now don't make me think about it or I'll gag," Barty replied.
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Barty: welcome to the fuck james potter club. this is a club for people who don't like him. but first, a word from our newest member
Regulus: ...okay so there's been a misunderstanding
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pearlynia · 1 month
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Sirius "dogfather" Black
Remus "I love you more than chocolate" Lupin
James "it's a stag not a deer🤓" Potter
Regulus "I'm not gonna learn how to swim, you can't tell me what to do! *Drowns not even a year later* Black
Barty "I'm not insane 🙄" (famous last words) Crouch
Evan *DEAD silent* Rosier
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moondustinfj · 3 months
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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*
Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me
Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*
Regulus: Of course. This is James
James *looking between them* : Hi
Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?
James *annoyed*: It's James.
Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?
Regulus: James
Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy
James: It was...nice to meet you
Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish
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you-cant-be-sirius · 7 months
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Barty: What are you writing?
Regulus: The Ministry of Magic wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Evan, looking over Regulus' shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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whoisflattery · 4 months
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brothers of House Black
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ashes-to-ashesxx · 3 months
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wolfstar think they're kinky until they find out what jegulus do
then sirius, james and remus find out what rosekiller get up to and just stop functioning properly
(regulus is completely fine with this information, he already knew)
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shadyblacklin · 10 months
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regulus: *blinks*
james: *drunk* are you flirting with me, sweetheart?
*later in slytherin dorms*
regulus: how could he know?
barty: this is love, man
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stareggie · 3 months
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james: do you blow on food when it’s hot or do you hashhshahfashafsha til you can chew?
sirius: i blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashhshfshahsfaha anyways.
remus: …
regulus: is it always like this?
remus: unfortunately.
regulus: god spare me.
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riveliha · 5 months
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Barty: Reggie, I've got a present for you, it's right under the tree!
Regulus: *looks at the box* there's one single box... and it's as tall as a man.
Regulus: and there's someone mooing in it...
Regulus: did you steal a human!?
Barty: much better!
Barty: *opens the box* I stole James Potter!
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Regulus, staring at James with heart eyes:
Barty, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.
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