Today's Haiku with Picture 685
Red basil
It will grow again this year
Deep red
赤バジル
今年も生えし
深い赤
(2023.05.20)
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More sams mers featuring fullbody concepts for Eclipse n Lunar. Also for clarification since last mer lunar post had them as a bab no yeah they're an adult here Lunar is just small and Eclipse being a big mer doesn't help lmao.
Also some mer au lore whil we're here they're not brothers Eclipse is Bloodmoon and Lunar's parent in this au (since he yknow literally made them in the show)
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There was Margie, and then there was the batfam, what about the rogues with Steph time in retail?
Part 1 with Margie
Part 2 with the batfam
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[at the grocery store]
Riddler: Riddle me this: you eat me before I'm born and after I'm dead. What am I?
Steph: Eggs are aisle 3, chickens are aisle 4.
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[at the coffee shop]
Ivy: Is the oat milk locally sourced?
Steph: Yes, I don't recommend it.
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[at the clothing store]
Scarecrow: *walks in*
Steph: Sorry sir, this isn't a Spirit Halloween yet.
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[at the drive-thru]
Steph: Welcome to Batburgers, what can I get you?
Harley: Hiya! Can I do a double cheese batburger deluxe with no onions and extra pickles, and I'll have a side of nacho chili cheese fries with a drizzle of barbecue sauce. I'll also take two Bat-Hound Doggy Bags—one with Robin nuggets, honey mustard, milk, and apples with caramel, and the other with the steak Talon tacos minus the sour cream and with the salsa separate, fruit punch, and the Hush Puppies.
Steph: Anything else?
Harley: Yeah, I'll do the Create Your Own milkshake with vanilla bean, chocolate, strawberry, cookies 'n cream, cherry, black cherry, cotton candy, funfetti with double the fetti, mint chip, salted caramel, peanut butter crunch, brownie bites, extra whipped cream, and gummy bears on top.
Steph: Alright, that'll be $20.37. Please pull up to the next window.
Harley: Before I pay, could you read that back to me?
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[at the furniture store]
Steph: Let me guess, you need new cushions.
Clayface, while dripping clay: *nods sadly*
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[at the restaurant]
Joker: Give me a good laugh. A hearty chuckle. Serve me up nice, warm smile.
Steph:
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[at the call center]
Steph: Wayne Enterprises account support, how can I help you?
Black Mask: *starts threatening every member of the Wayne family*
Steph: Mhm. I understand. Please hold.
Steph: *puts him on hold*
Steph: *clocks out*
Steph: *goes home*
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[at home]
Steph: You won't BELIEVE the week I had.
Tim: Remind me again why you work seven jobs simultaneously?
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Kidney beans (pod)microwaved (cooking)
Lately, I've become obsessed with cooking in the microwave. Sprinkle the green beans with salt for 30 minutes. Microwave at 500w for 5 minutes. Sprinkle with the herb mix of chopped red basil, perilla, and yegoma. (All three are Labiatae)
インゲンマメ(莢)の電子レンジ仕立て(料理)
最近、電子レンジを使った料理に凝っている。下ごしらえしたインゲンマメを長いまま、塩を振って30分で、電子レンジに500w、5分掛け、赤バジル、シソ、yegomaを刻んで混ぜ合わせたハーブミックスをまぶす。(3つともシソ科)
(2023.06.27)
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