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baldisbirthdaybash · 10 minutes ago
NO THOSE BITCHES ARE GOOD BREAD IS GOOD IF YOU COMBINE IT WITH OTHER THINGS ESPECIALLY
[also i could sernd this in a dif ask but if you cook with coocnut oil its not going to be good like at all it might taste like peanut butter even if ur not cooking with peanut buterte]
BUT ITS .... COLD :O(
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deathbled · an hour ago
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ok i’ll do replies asap but pls allow me to take a 30 minute nap yall
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deathbled · an hour ago
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honestly i wish i could get excited about writing again. i love my muses, i enjoy writing them but ... it just? feels heavy sometimes. i love all my boys equally and yet somehow i feel like that divided attention and focus comes at the cost of my fun. which won’t mean i’ll stop writing or anything ! i’ll still write ! but maybe i’ll try to either make makoto my main blog again & or make a new blog. i’m ... not sure yet. i’ll still be a little shit on here, though.
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deathbled · 2 hours ago
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maturing is realising averey is still the most op of my muses because his curse feeds off of the darkness in peoples heart so honestly no matter where he goes he’s going to be strong as shit. plus he can “save” it; i.e just not use it so it’s stored in him, which, yeah, sucks because it affects his feelings but at the same time means he could be a ticking time bomb if he so chose.
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deathbled · 2 hours ago
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aidoneus info drop.
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knight general of the borkslar order of knights / highest ranking knight of the continent of umwelt
unknown age but presumably late twenties to early thirties though it's been hinted that he could be younger since his rise to his position began when he was clearly prebubescent
often times called the "death knight" or the "god of death" he's rumored to have struck down a dragon with one strike. he has neither confirmed nor denied this claim
seems stricter and meaner than he is, is actually a big softie
also rumored to be the reincarnation of a hero of legend who forged the way to freedom for the people of umwelt at the side of their first queen
has a pet saberbear and is the only one known to have tamed one so far
wields a special sword able to absorb magic, however it CAN be overcharged which would cause a huge explosion
super fucking tall and beefy because my height thing will never be satisfied so he's 7' tall
ironically while many think he's the reincarnation of the hero of legend, just as many people think he's the reincarnation of the god of death because he's way too strong to be a normal human
has a love for bad jokes and puns but would rather die than reveal it
has way too little sleep and is way too overworked, to the point the king has had to choose TEN whole "knight general" right hands so he can have some time off sometimes because he tends to fall sick after six months of barely sleeping and working tirelessly
loves stargazing but has to do so secretly
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deathbled · 6 hours ago
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okay but clays only fucking friend in his life so far is a boar because everyone else keeps dying and i am NOT going to stop crying any time soon
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bonbonkittybomb · 6 hours ago
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Weird Dream 🎻🚔🥬🚿🥵👮‍♂️👸🏻
Oh my God, I have to tell y’all about the weird dream I just had!
Ok so first of this woman was being a bitch to me so I walked up beside her and chopped her head off with the violin string/stick our whatever it’s called then I start running cause I hear police sirens.
Next thing ya know I’m jumping into someone’s back yard and conveniently there’s a fire and I throw my violin in it and I’m like “HA! Case closed bitches!” Cause ya know you can’t get fingerprints off a burnt ass violin.
Then I’m running again and I go into a tattoo shop and sit and this lady tattoo artist asks me how my tattoo is and gives me a half rotten piece of lettuce to eat. I pick off the rotten parts and eat it lol and I’m like “It’s fine!”
Then outta nowhere there’s one of my favorite’s…Kirishima from MHA! He’s like “can I see it?” I look down and I got a tattoo of him on my leg with his name under it and I get all shy and embarrassed oh my god.
Next I’m in a shower and Kirishima walks in naked 🥵 and I go up to hold him and he’s like “no, I wanna watch you shower 😘” and I’m like “sure!”, all of a sudden the police come in… and arrest Kirishima! I’m like “Nooo! What are you doing?!” And their like “are you ok mam?” And I’m like “Noo! I let him watch me shower!” And their like “oh..ok”.
I look over to my left and there are all the Disney Princesses, but they’re like 1 ft tall and Snow White is touching all the greenery and it’s dying. Then they’re all yelling at her cause she’s killing everything.
Then…I wake up. What the fuck does it all mean?!
I’m real mad now, not cause I woke up, but because sexy time with Kirishima ended way too damn quick. 🤬
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brightynb · 9 hours ago
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okay so it’s my birthday today and my parents sent me a fat box of fresh fruit n veg and i honestly started crying tears of pure joy because i love fruit so goddamn much and it was a gift that i didn’t even consider like wow actually so excited about the fact that i’ve got two kilos of grapes (amongst other goodies) sitting in my fridge right now
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la-mangouste · 10 hours ago
Were I to tell you of my plans to eat your heart, my cunning boy, it would not be anything so crude nor harsh. I would not tell you that you were to be dinner, nor would I use such a word as lover when referring to the owner of such tender meat. No, my desire to eat your heart would be brought to you in poetry -- graced with that soft touch of love and yet something more. Something that cannot be so easily described, something that can only be found in the firmness of muscle between teeth and the heat of blood down the throat. To feast of you would be to feast of my own flesh, to be torn open candyfloss pink and aching. I would tell you of the beautiful red of tendons and tattered skin, how it would hang from my teeth like silken threads. And you, and you with the same sacred feast upon your lips.
Will could feel his breath catch beneath the knot of his sternum as Hannibal's voice slithered into his ear, its sound rich with each dark promise they'd both broken. The hinges of his jaw creaked as its broad shape rocked on their ends, helping him to bury any further sign of the elder's affects on him, of which there were many. He couldn't afford to show a hint of weakness now - not while he was standing opposite Hannibal Lecter again, plexiglass be damned.
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queen-snowfall · 10 hours ago
even scratchier song from the wandrsng ost is The Beast it is Scary
it fucking slaps thats what. it sounds like what i think eating minecraft soul sand would sound like. Evil Scratchy
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deathbled · 10 hours ago
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it's so funny because ryu is the piece of trash to make snarky comments because he's a lovable asshole.
someone: what happened in that hotel room?
ryu: well, it was coupon night and i was trampolining your wife
someone: see, this is why nobody likes you
ryu: that's not true. people love me. just ask your wife.
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queen-snowfall · 10 hours ago
basically I think Penelope Scott does your brain with a sponge or perhaps some sort of brush and king of hearts gets in there with fingers. all of this is normal to think probably
penelope scott music is suffocating in a nice way and very scratchy. sometimes i listen to music that is very scratchy in an Evil way like grr rip brain. this is also a pleasant experience i agree all of this is very normal to think. not probably definetly.
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queen-snowfall · 10 hours ago
the music i am listening is right now wringing my brain out like it is a rag full of dirty water. I think this is similar to your music and also I agree Penelope Scott music is Scratchy in a good way I also think that The King of Hearts from the wandersogn ost is scratchy in the same way but not the same either anyways bye
i like music that is scratchy in a Big Claws Loud Noise way like it doesnt give your brain time to breathe. very heavy like weighted blanket but one of the good fancy ones thats like 30 pounds. i will take your reccomendation into consideration okay bye
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lettuce-tv · 11 hours ago
literally everyone of those except the deep lole
im sping you around and kise you!!!!
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sleepyblr-heart · 12 hours ago
I love war crimes are we doing war crimes here???
Maybe 👀
Perhaps 👁👁
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a-very-lettuce-art-blog · 12 hours ago
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beep beep letty ref is real
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gokuna-arachnid · 12 hours ago
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2021.06.21 朝ごはん
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hellsfanatic · 13 hours ago
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oh how i yearn for the time my beautiful wife returns from her day at work
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hellsfanatic · 13 hours ago
What's your favorite kind of cherry?
i’m with liam here… i just thought there was one kind…
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