hypothetically— if you find an oil lamp and rub it, and then a genie flows out of it, wish for more wishes, but let the genie have something in return. say that you promise to use your last wish to let the genie be set free, then at the end you’d still have to do it because you promised; you can’t break a promise.
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“I wouldn’t mind being stupid and living in the woods if it meant I wouldn’t have back pain”
-me, thinking of chimps while high after getting my wisdom teeth removed
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Sometimes I wonder if my grave was watered by your tears.
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quote of the day
"this cake has what i don't,, balls." from:me
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“Arlecchino looks like Cruella De Vil and Eula had a love child”
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Somewhere on a discord server exists a quote of me that reads: "I don't like headaches my head always hurts so much" (In German) And I still stand to it.
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RIP Annabeth, I just know Percy sacrificing himself for you, after knowing you for a week, after telling you that you’ve done more for him this week than his father ever has, is permanently altering the brain chemistry of your avoidant attachment self
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I am Thou, Thou art a Whore, Persona 5 will not come to Nintendo E-Store
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