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matcha-narancia · 2 years

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Hii idk if you’re still open for requests but if you are can I request

La squadra and s/o who’s stand is kinda like that small thing that hiro made from big hero 6?

I think it was called a megabot lol

La Squadra with an S/O who’s Stand is like a Megabot

𝐀/𝐍: Hi anon! Tysm for the La Squadra request they’re always so fun to write for, and secondly this is a cool stand idea!

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): Some spoilers for Part 5!

Formaggio

- Very curious about your stand! He loves whenever you take it out for hits or just to mess around with the others at the base.

- He’s also kinda sympathetic when it comes to your stand too. A lot of the others look down on him for his stand’s ability, and he always strives to prove them wrong. If any of the others give you a hard time about it, he’s gonna shut them up real quick!

- His favorite thing about it is its ability to seem innocent and then shift dramatically and catch your target off guard! Many times has it saved you two from danger, and he just generally has a lot of fun when you get assigned on missions together!

Illuso

- Alright I won’t lie, I feel like Illuso would be kind of a prick about your stand at first, taking one glance and giving you a know-it-all look even though he really doesn’t. It makes you showing him up with it all the more satisfying.

- He’ll act a little cold after this, but will slowly warm up to your stand as time goes on. Your own and his aren’t too compatible, so missions together aren’t too common, but whenever you do get paired up your targets usually get trapped in the mirror world and your stand makes quick work of them.

- He’ll never admit this, but your stand definitely grows on him. He’ll maybe even think its kinda cute when its not destroying your enemies.

Prosciutto

- Not an asshole about your stand, but not visibly impressed either. He’s a hard man to please, and first appearances don’t really determine stand abilities, so he has to see your stand in a fight if you want him to take an interest in it. Luckily, your first mission together you get to show it off, to which he does show interest and is impressed.

- Grateful Dead isn’t exactly offensive, so you two are put together as a way to fix this issue. Prosciutto uses it and does the aging thing, and this leaves your stand able to easily complete your task, no bloodshed on your part needed.

- He’ll also never admit to this, but seeing your stand come out never fails to make the corners of his mouth turn up just a little. Whenever it comes out, its an indication thing’s are gonna get wild. Not for you two though, you’ll be perfectly fine.

Pesci

- Okay okay poor Pesci is torn between whether or not he should think your stand is cute or terrifying. Like yes its small and cute and he wants to hold it and pet it but it also has the capability of knocking him and several others out sooo he’s not quite sure.

- That still doesn’t stop him from appreciating its power however! Like Grateful Dead, Beach Boy isn’t super offensive, so he relies on you or his aniki to get the job done most times. He’s happy to work with you though, and he’ll let you know he thinks you’re a great team!

- Will gladly admit that your stand is cool, and even though he still doesn’t know whether or not its cute or terrifying, he likes whenever it comes out!

Melone

- Super into your stand! Will try to convince you to let it out even when you’re not on a hit. It gets a little annoying at times, but you know he’s just curious, so you humor him most times he asks.

- Babyface can deal damage on its own, and Melone doesn’t have to be near it as it does its thing, so he follows you and watches you and your stand fight when you’re paired together. He likes to study how it works in hopes that he can figure out which member of the group fights best with it.

- Also will openly admit its cool! Learning about the others’ stands is kind of his little side hobby, and studying yours has been fun!

Ghiaccio

- Curious about it, but not enough so that he’s constantly seeking you out and asking you to take it out. He sees it on occasion when the entire group is assigned a hit, and he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable if you don’t want to bring it out.

- White album is a tricky stand when it comes to team missions, he most often solos but on occasion he’s paired up. Sometimes it may be you, but its not often, so he just watches your stand work when its you two or its everyone together.

- In general, he’ll make passing comments about your stand, like whether or not a hit sounds right for you and your ability/abilities or how strong your stand is!

Risotto

- Quite intrigued by your stand! Like his, yours is small, but he doesn’t doubt your abilities. If Metallica can deal significant damage to foes, then what’s to say yours can’t do the same? He’s glad to know that his lack of judgement was the right call too, as your first mission together you show him just how deadly your stand can be.

- You two team up often for hits, with Risotto immobilizing the target(s) and you dealing the actual damage. You’ve developed an effective strategy with your stands like this, and most hits usually go by fast because of this!

- He’s just glad you’re a strong stand user, and secretly also is glad this leads you two to be paired up together!

Sorbet and Gelato

- They’re pretty chill about your stand, interested, but not forceful in learning like how Ghiaccio is. They’ll ask about it when they get a chance, but usually they’ll just watch what it can do with team missions.

- I’d like to think they either have more defensive stands or are standless, so you may get paired with the two, or you may not. Either way, they’ll be thankful if you are sent out and you offer to cover for them should the mission get crazy!

- In the end they’re pretty chill about it. Gelato thinks its cute, and Sorbet thinks its strong. Both know you do a lot for the team, so you and your stand are cool!

↳ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬/𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝! ♡

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yanderememes · 2 years

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Prosciutto is a hard dom brat tamer (also possible sugar daddy) who takes aftercare very seriously, change my mind.

Hard to disagree when you're only spitting facts, anon 😌

Prosciutto is a softy for his darling but will never show it. He has an image to maintain after all and he'll never live it down when LA Squadra finds out and starts teasing him for it. 😂

He'll BREAK darling's back and utter absolute filth while ramming into them but during these small intimate moments when they're settling down, he's the biggest softie there is ❤️

#ask #anonymous #yandere #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure #yandere prosciutto #proscuitto x reader #proscuitto jojo

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fire-emblem-drabbles · 2 years

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Hey Syd!! If you're taking jojo requests may I request Prosciutto + 11 and 12? Thank you!! 🙂💞

Pairing: Yandere! Prosciutto x reader

Prompt(s): "I want to touch you so much, I can hardly hold myself back". & "My heart, my love, my touch... It's all yours for the taking."

Description: With a grunt and a heavy sigh, you pull yourself into the strange machine and settle into it. Though it was comfortable, you can't help but be nervous you had to leave all your equipment with Charon. Not like you could use it in a simulation, but still... Your felt naked without a gun. You were alone here in this vault. But in one of these other chambers sat your father and you would have to pull him out...

Rating: sfw

Content Warning: yandere, simulations, there is so much gaslight gatekeeping girlbossing done by pros, cross over with fallout 3 because I wanted it but dw I just stole setting, umm imprisonment, manipulation, ask to tag

Word Count: 2092

Notes: Happy 4 am tumblr I am now making this fic your problem! I had a lot of fun with this one despite it being my first time writing pros sdlfkjsdfklj I hope I did him justice Taha but this idea came to me in a 1 am haze and I’ve sat here working on it for the past few hours.

Edited: The Same Day, actually. Don’t post things at 4 am folks they’re be riddled with mistakes

When you came here, you knew it was with a purpose. There was something you had to do. Someone you were here to see… to save, even. But as time went by, minutes melting to hours in pleasant nothingness, it was getting so hard to remember, and much easier to forget.

You weren’t use to such perfectness. But pretty blue skies and soft, green grass were welcome feelings; they certainly weren’t bad just unfamiliar. But what was it that you were use to…? Your hands felt empty often. Even in such a safe place, there was always a feeling of dread stalking you. As if you always had to watch your back.

But Tranquility Lane welcomed you all the same, with familiar and strange smiling faces.

“I don’t think I belong here.” You sit, idle, at the small park in the center of the cul de sac. You swing gently on a swing a little too small for your frame. You’re one true friend here, the only creature you felt you could trust, your dog sits silent at your feet. “Dogmeat…” The familiar name falls off your lips but you get the feeling that… this isn’t Dogmeat.

But, what other dog could it be?

“Do you remember how we got here, Dogmeat?” You look down to the dog that rests are your feet, watching the way his ears fold down at your words. “Where… were we before we moved here?” You hadn’t been here long, or at least you thought that…

“_____, there you are.” A smooth voice pulls you from your thoughts. “I was looking for you.”

“Oh, Prosciutto.” His name falls from your lips easily. You smile, just so he doesn’t worry over your long face. He was the first person to warm up to you here, after all. The only one that really opened up to you. “I’m sorry I was just… thinking, is all.”

“Thinking?” He pauses in front of you, sending a fleeting, unreadable glance to the dog by your feet. “What about?” He leans casually against the shiny pole of the swing set.

“You’ll think it’s silly…” For some reason, when he was near, it got harder to think. Harder to remember.

Easier to forget.

“But… I feel like I don’t belong here, sometimes.” You admit to him. Your eyes don’t leave Dogmeat. He stands and moves to sit behind you. Away from Prosciutto. “I mean… Dogmeat and I stick out like a sore thumb.” You laugh a little.

“I don’t think so.” He shakes his head as you meet his gaze. “You guys brought new life to this place. I’m glad you’re here.” He gives you a charming smile. One where you can see the little gap between his front teeth. It comforts you, if only a little.

“Thank you for saying that. But… Sometimes I get these dreams. Some of them are just strange… others, really scary.” You grip the chain of the swing, eyes trained on the perfect shine of Prosciutto’s shoes. You couldn’t even think of what they were called. Only that they were much fancier than anything you had ever owned.

“They’re just dreams, _____. I wouldn’t worry too much about them.” He sounds so confident. So sure of himself.

“They feel so real though.” You run your hands down the length of the chains, until you reach the bottom. You then stand, frowning as you catch his gaze. “The world in my dreams… isn’t very pretty. In fact, it’s ugly. It’s not easy to survive there.” You look to Dogmeat. “The two of us… Dogmeat and I. We wondered that wasteland. I never went anywhere without a gun in my hand.” Your fingers twitch against a trigger that’s not there.

“You know that’s not real though, _____.” Prosciutto grabs your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. “You’re safe here. Those dreams can’t get you.” He grows a little bolder, other hand grasping your shoulder. “I won’t let anything hurt you.” You feel your heart pound fast in a moment of embarrassment, before you compose yourself.

“I can take care of myself, thank you.” You retract yourself from him, and make a fair distance between the two of you. Ever careful, Dogmeat rises with you. You can tell he’s watching Prosciutto as much as you are now. “I thought… you would understand, but I suppose I was mistaken.” You shake your head. “Sorry to bother you, Prosciutto.” You turn to take your leave, going to return to the house that was yours. Or at least, that you claimed as your own.

“____, wait.” You pause as Prosciutto jogs a moment to catch up to you. The nice dress you’re wearing feels itchy and strange all the sudden. Too clean. “Please, I didn’t mean to brush you off, I just…” He sighs, and pinches the bridge of his nose. “Forgive me for being so bold… I meant only that if you feel scared, or that you fee you are in danger, you can rely on me.”

“Well…” You pause on the word, looking to Dogmeat before looking back to Prosciutto. “I suppose I forgive you.” You sigh. The next breath you take feels heavy and thick. “I think I’m just on edge. There’s definitely something wrong here. I’m gonna figure it out… but it would be nice if I could count of you while I do that.” Dogmeat whimpers, pulling on the skirt of your dress to get your attention. You pat his head to comfort him, keeping your eyes trained on Prosciutto.

“Oh dear…” You see Prosciutto sigh, and roll his eyes. You feel a sudden chill go through you, and the urge to defend yourself hits you. But your shock, your horror, keeps you rooted in place. The air has changed between the two of you. “You’re just too smart for your own good… and you ask too many questions, just like your father.”

“My father?” Realization hits you straight in the face. “W-wait those aren’t just dreams… this, this isn’t reality.” You take a step back, back into Dogmeat. But… it wasn’t really him.

Who was this dog? He wasn’t a dog at all... You remember. There had to be a person behind that facade...

“Prosciutto I…” Your head hurts, so bad. You know its not real. That this is a simulation. But you’re not in control here. “You keep… keep making me forget.” You hold your head, nails digging into your hair. This pain is worse than the shot of a gun, or the deafening blow of a grenade.

“Shh, you’re okay…” Prosciutto is ready to support you, take you into his arms and support your quickly crumpling weight. “You just need to relax. And forget. Just let me take care of it.” You’re powerless to escape his hold. To fight whatever power he has over you here.

“I… need to save my father. I gotta.. gotta leave…” You lean heavily on Prosciutto for support.

“Still so eager to leave me?” He sighs softly as he holds you. “Surely what I have to offer is much better then what you’ve faced in that wasteland. Why would you want to go back?” He huffs. Your thoughts are still thick, foggy like bad weather in the capital wasteland, but you manage to speak.

“People… need our help.” It was so far away but you could barely recall. Something your dad had talked about all your life… He wanted it so bad that you, too wanted it. What was that dream you shared…?

“People need you?” Prosciutto snorts. It's the most imperfect, the most ugly, you can recall him being.

You get the feeling the two of you have been in this situation before.

This wouldn’t be the last time.

“What about me? I need you! I want to touch you so much I can hardly hold myself back.” His words make you feel strange. You feel like that should make you recoil. If anyone else had said that to you they would be met with a bullet in the hand that dared grab you.

But Prosciutto just holds you tighter.

“Why do you have to make this so difficult? I play the perfect gentlemen every time. I take it slow. I play cat and mouse with you time and time again. But you always seem to remember that something isn’t right here.”

The world has changed, you think. That, or in your confused state, Prosciutto has taken you somewhere alone. No one else here could help you, though. They’re just as powerless as you.

Why were you fighting with Prosciutto again?

“_____, you’ve lit a flame I thought died in me centuries ago.” The number rings in your head. Prosciutto didn’t look older than 30… “My heart, my love, my touch… it’s all yours for the taking. I made this world for us to share.”

“I… don’t need anything like that.” Even as you said the words though, you doubted them. Were you anything without Prosciutto?

“Last time, you told me that you’d be trapped in the body a dog like your father then be forced to be with me.” You hear the words he says, but you can’t ascribe any meaning to them. They’re just as hollow as you. “Maybe this next time, you’ll tell me you love me.” Empty as you are, forced into this role, you can’t help but feel unhappy. Something compels you to speak-- a memory, nearly forgotten.

“You don’t… deserve my love.” You can hardly remember what those words mean, but they certainly have Prosciutto frowning.

“Well then I suppose it’s a good thing I can take it by force, isn’t it?” His words don’t carry the venom he wants them too. Your eyes have already closed, off to have another bad dream of a faraway wasteland with guns and wars.

Still, Prosciutto sighs.

You and your father have already been here for 3 months. It was taking longer and longer for you each time to recall this was a simulation but… would he always be able to stop you before it was too late?

Would he ever be able to convince you, the only person that had managed to capture his attention in all his years in this simulation, to love him?

When you came here, you knew it was with a purpose…

“...Prosciutto?” For some reason, you expect him to be lying right next to you in bed. But the spot remains cold and empty, crumpled blankets that had been once pressed clean and neat push aside in your restless sleep.

There was something you had to do.

“I… want to go see him.” Your heart beat fast at the thought of seeing him. Though still tired, you set about your morning as you usually would. The house felt more quiet than it usually did, but you paid it no mind. Just your still sleep riddled brain teasing you with the idea of maybe one day sharing a home with Prosciutto…

There was someone you were here to see.

As you leave your house, you’re excited to see him walking up your steps. “Prosciutto, hello!” Your voice is bright and cheery. He greets you with a smooth smile. “I wanted to see you.” You admit the words to him freely, happily.

He was so polished and perfect.

You felt like you didn’t compare, but it brought a strange sense of comfort over you regardless. He felt familiar.

He made you happy.

“I wanted to see you too.” His words have color rising to your cheeks. You don’t remember a time you felt so embarrassed. But that was okay… because Prosciutto was with you. “I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me this morning?” He holds his hand out to you.

Your hand twitched. It felt wrong that it was empty.

You eagerly take his offered hand.

“I’d like that.” You allow him to lead you away from your house, towards the street that lead out of the cul de sac. You feel the urge to look behind you, so you do for a moment.

A lone dog lays in the shade of a tree, tied to a post in the park. He looks so sad. But Prosciutto’s voice draws you back in.

“I’m happy you came to Tranquility Lane, _____. You brought new life to this place.” His words have a small smile crawl upon your lips.

“You think so?” You can’t help the girlish giggle that leaves you. “Honestly, I am too. I feel like I belong here.”

#yandere #proscuitto x reader #yandere proscuitto #ohhh I have feelings about this one #excited to release it to discord sfklsjdfkl

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soupbabe · 5 months

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Can I request la squadra with a reader with a biting problem? NOT in a kinky way, like they basically chew on anything they can like a dog. That pen that someone lost? Readers chewing on it. The strings on your hoodie are busted? They were chewed on by reader. THANK YOU 🙏

La Squadra x Reader with a Biting Problem Headcanons

I'm so sorry for taking so long to get to this 😅😅 been focusing on other stuff lately and been forgetting to write

Formaggio

- Oh he also has a biting problem!!

- If you had a nickel for every time you saw Formaggio get ink all over him for biting a pen too hard, you'd get two nickels

- He doesn't mind your bad habit, he thinks it's adorable!

- It's not a big deal to him, just another cute quirk you both share

- Bite him he'd bite you back <3

Illuso

- He's going to act disgusted even though you know he has the same biting habit

- You'd loan him a pencil and he'd return it with the eraser accidentally bit off

- He's in complete denial about it though. Might try to convince you that you did it.

- He's a terrible liar and stubborn so it's useless trying to argue about it

- Tease him and he'd get so pouty about it, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes at you

Prosciutto

- Okay yeah I think he's the only one who doesn't share anything with you because he fears you chewing on his stuff

- And also unfortunately for you he will always be in someone's business

- He'd see you chew on the neckline of your shirt and he'd lightly scold you like "What are you, a goat? Stop it."

- I promise you he can be caring about it

- For example he cares a lot about the condition of your clothes. That's why you don't chew on it. See, he's helpful.

Pesci

- He's a chronic biter too, but he does it out of nerves!

- Constantly asks if you're okay when he sees you fidgeting and biting something

- Sure he knows you just do it when you're bored, but this man is always stressed and worries that you might be getting anxious over something too

- Pesci has a bad habit of biting his nails, thinking about you both reminding each other to break the habit!

- Pesci is just super supportive, having someone like him to help him to stop biting is a major relief

Melone

- Melone doesn't care for the most part, he just asks you to refrain from chewing around his juniors

- He doesn't like to think about the chaos that'd bring if Babyface decided to eat anything and everything they see because they wanted to copy your behavior

- But Melone is ever the teasing type, he sees you chewing on a pen or him, and he's always going to make it something more than it actually is

- Like he's the kind of guy to ask for one of your chewed up pencils just bite and lick at it, all while maintaining eye contact.

- All in the efforts to fluster, make you mad, etc. Everything you do is amusing to him

Ghiaccio

- Reader you are so lucky he likes you because it's one of his major pet peeves

- Ghiaccio doesn't like it, you will get certain privileges revoked because you chew on his things

- Things you're banned from: His pens, pencils, hoodies, erasers, literally anything in his room

- But also it irritates him that he's picked up your biting habit

- It's when he's in deep thought and working, he'll occasionally chew on a pen or bite through the wires on his headphones

Risotto

- I think he tries to mind his business about it, he doesn't outwardly say his thoughts on the biting problem, but it's telling that you have never even held one of his pens

- Risotto doesn't think it's gross, he just likes to have things without bite marks, y'know?

- Literally he only cares if it's his own stuff getting bit, with everything else he believes you and the others can talk it out

- If you're even closer to him, he may find it endearing.

- It's like seeing someone focussing with their tongue poking out, it's just a weirdly cute quirk of yours

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba x reader #la squadra #la squadra x reader #risotto nero #risotto nero x reader #jjba formaggio #formaggio x reader #illuso #illuso x reader #proscuitto jojo #prosciutto x reader #pesci #pesci x reader #jjba melone #melone x reader #jjba ghiaccio #ghiaccio x reader

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shineonyoucrazyyandere · 2 years

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Headcannons for Risotto, Melone, Prosci, Jotaro, and whoever else you'd like, who's stands tend to have a mind of their own when around their s/o? Like being weirdly affectionate (I mean cause stands are manifestations of the soul and subconsciously do stuff sometimes) thank you in advance!

Yandere! Risotto, Melone, Prosciutto, Jotaro, + Avdol stands being subconsciously affectionate towards darling.

I thought Avdol maybe needed a tad bit of appreciation here

Metallica

Almost instinctively these little guys, or at least an individual will pop up and wiggle among a paper cut or something similar. Their expressive cry of load is barely audible. As well as the tiniest murmur of your name, while their little appendages pat the surface of your skin out of the affection Risotto tends to not present outright all the time.

You might also find little trinkets made from the iron of competition Risotto might have disposed of as well.

Babyface

This is a rather interesting one considering how Melone gets his ’Juniors’. There’s almost some similar obsessive personality no matter what mother the stands have. The best example of any Junior exhibiting melone’s subconscious, is when Melone targets someone whose just much too close to you. The junior is overly eager to learn how to kill this person, with offhanded remarks of how their ’real’ parent is safe with Melone.

The Grateful Dead

This stand leers its eyes in whatever direction you’re walking, or simply heavily concentrated wherever your sitting. It will always be on the side closest to you in just about any circumstance. Just maybe it might tilt its head your way, or even follow you to the other side of a room you’re occupying if allowed. (almost similar to a guard dog in a way).

Star Platinum

Like with Jotaro himself, Star Platinum ends up picking up little things for you. A casually misplaced or even lost object appears in your line of sight when it notices something. There’s some physical touching, Star not hesitating to grip your hand or arm. Occasionally even grabbing you by the hips to pull you closer to Jotaro. It’s personal preference is to usually move hair out of your eyes, or putting both arms around you in a hugging like fashion

Magician’s Red

It tends to watch over you, keeping vigilance at any potential threat. Tending to hover near you whether actively summoned, and there perfaps might be a feeling of warmth (nothing harmful) it exudes due to Avdol’s fondness for you. It tends to squawk and chirp the moment you come into Magician’s red’s sight, so its pretty quick to act if Avdol needs to act quick if you perhaps try to scurry away.

#yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere #yandere jjba #yandere jjba imagines #yandere jjba x reader #jjba #mohammed avdol #yandere avdol #jotaro kujo #risottonero #proscuitto jojo #jojo risotto #yandere headcanons #yandere jojo’s bizarre adventure

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illussy · 2 years

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Hello! Can I request La squadra (separately) with an S/o coming back from a mission early and seeing that their partner isn't back yet so they decide to sneak in and wear their clothes out of curiosity or comort. And they come back to see their S/o wearing something of theirs in the open. Just some cute fluff stuff if that's okay 😋

a/n: omg im so sorry this took so long D: i misunderstood this request at first and i thought it was about LS using the clothes of their partner and then getting caught dfjdfjkj i had to do it all over again damn djfdjf but i had so much fun doing this!!!! thank you for requesting n.n i'm sorry if i got too carried away with the spicy hehe

as always♡ feel free to request something else if this is not of your likings!!

Warnings: afab reader, sliiight nsfw and sexual connotations, and i think that's all??

Risotto

Not exactly surprised. He already knew that sometime in the future you would be either asking him directly or rummaging secretly into his wardrobe to steal a particular garment.

Either if you did it out of curiosity or to feel him closer, it doesn't really matter. It was really cute to see you struggling with the belts and complex patterns.

Walking near you, he grabbed you from behind, cold hands on your exposed waist, to look at you in the mirror. Retouching the strips of the jacket so it could cover more of your chest cavity, you felt him pressing into your back as his hands started roaming your body.

"Keep it. Black looks so much better on you~"

Biting his lower lip, Risotto gave you a kiss on the top of your head before pulling apart and heading off the room, leaving you dumbfounded and blushing.

Prosciutto

"I- uh… thought you were in the shower.."

Flustered and heavily blushing from seeing you in nothing but undergarments and his jacket suit, Prosciutto hesitates between going in or closing the door to give you privacy.

Won't admit the effect it provoked on him just from seeing you like that, he's keeping a stern face the whole day. He just…never knew you could look so hot in his working attire.

After confessing it's something you've been used to doing very often when he's not home, gets kinda mad and lectures you about how wrong it is to root around in someone else's stuff.

Offers to buy you a matching set similar to his for your size so you two could match and you also won't have to go through his wardrobe (without permission) again.

Definitely ask you to use that outfit more often, especially when you're going out for dinner or having a special night in your shared bedroom.

Pesci

Stuttering, he tried to form a coherent sentence without looking directly at your body, but just couldn't help the way his jumpsuit hugged your attributes so well.

If you make a scene of taking it off infront of him, he'll quickly step in to stop you, but won't make any physical moves to do so.

If you decide to make a show out of it and model a little bit, however, he'll be stiff with a red face the whole time. Don't get him wrong, he's really enjoying it, it just makes him so nervous to see you like that. If he does get over the embarrassment, occasional comments about your new look will be heard from him.

In the next few days you'll notice that Pesci is leaving more of his similar outfits at your reach if you wish to try them on too. Don't forget to show him though!!

Illuso

Every time you asked to try on one of his outfits he always denied you. He is so picky about his own stuff and wants nobody touching on them. Not because you could ruin them or something, he knows you'd take care of it, Illuso's just really vain about it.

However, as soon as he sees you with his usual set, he's melting. You look so hot in it he gets kinda jealous at the mere thought of you stealing the spotlight in HIS outfit.

Won't explicitly say you look better in it, but will make a few comments from time to time. Poor guy he's just having cognitive dissonance he doesn't even know how to properly react.

Takes it off of you slowly with a smug smirk on his face the whole time, remarking that you'd look hotter without it. Whether you believe this or not it's up to you, yet you can be sure that he's gonna make you have a great time if you let him.

Formaggio

Whistling and howling like a dog in heat.

"Fuck babe have your tits ever looked so fine like this?"

Complimenting every single part of your body like he's seeing it for the first time. Man is going completely feral.

Most probably has a noticeable bulge and is not even ashamed about it. If you make a comment regarding it, he'd just blush and smirk, stating it's not his fault you're just so hot.

Wants to try on your clothes too so you two could be matching like a cliché couple, and also suggests taking pictures of it, even though it's more of Maggi touching and grabbing everything he can reach than actually taking a good selfie.

Won't be able to concentrate for the rest of the day and if the capo reprimands him for that, he'll blame it on you. God forbids him if you decide to do it on a busy day, as much as he tries, probably won't get over the chastising he'll receive.

Sets a day in the month to make an outfit swap so you two could make your everyday life with the clothes of your partner. He insists on changing undergarments too no matter how much you could refuse.

Melone

"Oh?"

Smirking the whole time. Does double takes between your chest and your eyes and is not subtle about it at all.

Caress your waist and let his hands roam all over your thighs and hips. Tries to be smug and steady about it but upon close you notice he's slightly shaking, as if trying to hold back the excitement.

He'll try to initiate something by giving you bedroom eyes, so you might have to stop him before he gets the wrong idea. He'll be pouty but can be satisfied with just a kiss.

Suggest the idea to dance while dressed the same, you get to choose the song and rhythm. He says he really wants to have an intimate moment as a couple but also really wants to see your body moving in the tight outfit.

Whatever you choose to do, Melone is happy with simply having you by his side, and he also will get over it, but the image of your features will be engraved on his mind for quite a long time.

(Truly thinks going out in a matching outfit it's so romantic nonetheless).

Ghiaccio

His brain malfunctions and he's paralyzed with eyes wide open as if you just went nuts and he got to witness that moment.

Realizes he's staring after a few seconds and gets so embarrassed but also can't hold back the gaze because holy shit those pants look so good on you.

Tries to mask all that horniness with anger, returning his face into his usual scowl and starts yelling about how you're there meddling with things that aren't yours when you could potentially break something, damage it or mess it up, but you notice he's kinda struggling to complete a full phrase without stuttering or faltering or just keeps silent for a little bit to gulp. It's almost awkward to see.

If you tease him he'll gonna deny it into oblivion and state that you're being dumb and don't know what you're talking about, and it's also stupid to dress up as your partner.

Rambles about not having time for your silly games and has more important things to do than to watch you get dressed, but then doesn't leave the room at all and acts like he's suddenly reorganizing the closet, occasionally looking at your way.

You'd either have to leave the place first or play along long enough for him to finally break.

Sorbet and Gelato

Sorbet has a habit of knocking before entering so it's most likely he wouldn't find you in a compromised position, yet if he really has to go in, he'll probably enter right away without much warning but leaves really quick.

In this case though, he does a double take with brows furrowed 'cause he's not sure he's seeing it right. Once getting enough confirmation, he just simply nods with a reversed smile as an approbation. Sorbet really doesn't think much of it. It'd be different however, if you insisted on him to stay with you a little longer.

Gelato pretty much enjoys invading other people's privacy, not because he enjoys watching them, he just likes to catch them on awkward moments so he can laugh to himself later on. And you're most likely not an exception.

As soon as he sees you with his jacket on, a mischievous smirk appears on his face, as he closes the door behind and gets closer to you. If the sounds are loud enough, it'll get Sorbet to come in to see what's going on and hopefully join.

If they both caught you together… oh boy…you can be certain that you're not getting out of that room for the whole day or at least until you learn your little "punishment" they insist you deserve. Not that you would complain much about it either;)

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randoimago · 7 months

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HII! can you do La squadra seeing their s/o smile when they usually dont? Also s/o has a cute smile :)

Seeing S/O Smile When They Usually Don't

Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Character(s): Illuso, Melone, Formaggio, Ghiacco, Pesci, Proscuitto, Risotto

Type of Request: Headcanons

Note(s): Due to the amount of characters, they each get a single headcanon! 4 characters is my limit for multiple. But this was a fun request !!

llluso asks what you're smiling about immediately as he has his own smile on his face. You don't smile often so he needs to hear what caused it so he can use it to make you smile more.

Holy shit, mark this day on the calendar! Formaggio is absolutely teasing you about finally smiling. Which probably makes your smile go away, but it was nice while it lasted (he'll make you smile again).

Ghiacco notices your smile and his brain goes a mile a minute as he tries to figure out why he likes it so much. Probably ends up scowling because he's not the reason you smiled (at least he doesn't think he is) and is now getting upset and your smile is probably gone.

Melone comments that you're cuter when you smile just to see if it annoys you. He likes your smile, but he also enjoys teasing and poking fun at you too. He's just a brat.

Pesci gasps when he notices you smile. Honestly really happy and tries to figure out what caused you to smile. If he's the one that caused it then he's bubbly and happy.

Prosciutto is curious as to what you're smiling about and might make a comment about it, but he's also not going to criticize your smile. It was a small moment of brightness that he appreciated seeing on your face.

Risotto makes note on what made you smile so he can bring it up sometime. You don't smile often but he finds himself enjoying seeing it on your face. Doesn't make any comments on it either since he wants to enjoy the smile on your face as long as you have it.

#Anonymous #jjba x reader #risotto x reader #melone x reader #pesci x reader #proscuitto x reader #ghiacco x reader #illuso x reader

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vixensmart · 11 months

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La Squadra x Reader Scenarios: Trip to Halloween Horror Nights

A/N: This is my first time writing an "x reader" or scenarios/headcanons so pls bear with me...

Warnings: Language.

Risotto

Risotto was curious about the event. People just get scared for fun? It sounded like an intriguing concept to him. So, when you expressed that you would like to go with him, he agreed. He wanted to see what the big deal was about. It was also mostly his interest in the elaborate theming and decoration of the park and its mazes.

Risotto doesn't really get scared by things popping out at him, so the scare zones and the actors don't really get to him. He does get a little kick out of 'protecting' you from the actors and things. He'll keep you close to his side. If something jumps at you, he just pulls you in and continues walking as if nothing happened. He knows you're not in danger, so he's not overly concerned.

Risotto's not too interested in the food and drinks, but he'll share them with you if you get some. He likes the spicier snacks and foods that the stalls might be selling. Candy and sweets aren't really his preference, but if you get one of those gimmicky little snacks they sell (a 'severed hand' rice krispie treat, for example), he can't help but be amused enough to try it.

When you go into the houses/mazes, he's not even phased. What did you expect? He walks through the whole haunt and barely flinches when the scare actors jump at him. He's really good at spotting the little nooks and crannies that the actors can hide in, so he can predict where and when they'll pop out. If you'd like, he'll teach you how to spot them, too, so that you'll get less scared. Though he does like being your 'protector', he's not too fond of you being freaked out.

He's not too worried about you, because he's aware you're having a blast, and that you're not actually in any danger. Though he's not too phased by all the loud noises and people in masks, he's enjoying himself. Really, he's just happy that you're having so much fun.

Prosciutto

Let's be honest, he probably wasn't game from the beginning. He doesn't find being scared 'fun'. If anything, he probably ended up deciding to go because you really wanted to go, and he couldn't say no to you.

The scare actors piss him off, especially the ones with the fake chainsaws. He's the type to get angry when he's startled, but he'll compose himself and just shoot a glare at the actors who jump out at you. He'll try to keep you away from them and take the brunt of the scares himself, but he's not exactly thrilled about it.

He'll sample some of the food and drinks. He'll try a drink if you get it, but he'll be more interested in the wine they have. He won't really eat much, because he knows if you're walking around all night and constantly moving, having a full stomach won't be too fun to deal with. He'll be making sure that you drink plenty of water, though, in between mazes and shows. He won't have you being scared and dehydrated.

In the mazes, Prosciutto has his guard up. He goes first, unless you express that you want to. If he's first, he's basically standing as a human shield. If someone pops out, he jumps a bit, but continues walking. He wants your hands on his shoulders or around his waist so that he knows you're still behind him. If you go first, he's holding onto your waist, or something like your backpack or sleeve. He's not too concerned that he'll lose you in the maze, but he still keeps a hand on you to make sure you stay in front of him.

After the event is over, and you've returned home, Proscuitto will fall asleep shortly after he's showered and gotten ready for bed. Though the night did take a lot out of him and he's not too thrilled about all the scares, he's glad he spent it with you.

Ghiaccio

Does not want to be here. Why did he ever agree to this? Why is he here? (The answer is that Melone and Formaggio called him chicken and he couldn't just ignore them)

Ghiaccio, like Proscuitto, is the type to get angry when he's startled. Except while Proscuitto can compose himself quickly and just keep walking, Ghiaccio cannot. This menace will curse at the actors who dared to jump out at him and even threaten to fight them. You'll have to drag him away. Maybe picking a different path away from the scare zones would be more enjoyable.

Ghiaccio will try the drinks, but he won't finish them. He doesn't want to get too tipsy, lest he let his guard down and embarrass himself in front of you. He'll have some snacks here and there to keep his energy up, and he'll share them with you so that he knows you both are adequately energized

Ghiaccio finds that he'd rather be watching the shows they have throughout the night. The music and the elaborate choreography and effects are something he enjoys, and they help him relax from being chased around. You'll definitely do more show-watching than maze-crawling, and Ghiaccio is perfectly fine with that.

You're going first into any mazes that you managed to drag him into. He may love you, but he's not willing to take the full force of the scares. He also wants you to go first because he will be cowering behind you. He'll have his head pressed into your back, and his hands gripping your shoulders harshly so that he doesn't lose you in the house. While you're going through, expect to hear his curses and his shrieks over the soundtrack of the maze.

At the end of the night, Ghiaccio is more than a little on edge. Though he didn't have much fun being dragged into his own personal horror movie, he can't really deny that spending the night running around with you wasn't the worst thing ever.

He's going to deny that he ever was even scared at all during the event. Please don't argue with him, he's already embarassed.

Illuso

Primarily, Illuso agreed to go with you because he thought it would be a great way to get some dirt on you to tease you with later. He was under the impression that you'd be cowering behind him and shrieking at every turn, and he believed he could use that against you at some point.

Of course, Illuso knew that the actors wouldn't just be focused on scaring you. He does jump a bit when he gets startled, but he's not too bothered by it. He thinks your reaction to the scares is more amusing. If someone jumps out at him, he immediately pushes you in front of him, so that you get scared instead of him. He's totally not doing it because he doesn't want you to see him get scared.

In the mazes, Illuso likes to 'volunteer' himself to go first. Then, at some point, he drags you in front of him so that you're the one getting jumped at. He'll also grab you or mess with you during the maze to freak you out a little more. All the while, you can hear him cackling behind you like a maniac, because he's having the time of his life. You're getting the living shit scared out of you, and he barely has to lift a finger? It's a win in his book.

Illuso will buy you drinks to try and get you drunk before going into another maze. He wants to see if you being drunk makes you any more susceptible to being scared. He also totally wants you to be hungover in the morning because he enjoys the suffering of others. Be wary of him trying to buy you any alcohol during the event. If you get any food, you're sharing it with him.

Even if he may have been a dick the entire night, he knows that you had fun. He knows you're not actually pissed at him for making you take all the scares. At the end of the night, Illuso has had his fun, and you've had yours, and you're both pretty satisfied with the way things ended.

Pesci

May God have mercy on your soul - Proscuitto

Pesci initially didn't want to go with you. But, you seemed so excited and happy about going, he couldn't not go with you. It's a scenario of 'I'll do this for my partner, even if it makes me uncomfortable'.

At first, Pesci is regretting his decision immensely. When the actors jump out at him and make loud noises, he gets frightened badly. You'd better hope those guys with the chainsaws aren't there, because he'll really be shaken up if they run at him and rev the engine. Of course, you're there to reassure him that they don't actually mean him any harm.

In the first maze, Pesci is a bit put off by how cramped it is and how loud the actors are being. You offered to go first and allowed him to hold your hand so that he wouldn't lose you. He jumps and shrieks, and he is clearly frightened. After you exit and the adrenaline wears off, Pesci comes to the realization that he's not dead or hurt, and he actually had a bit of fun.

Once Pesci realizes he's not in any immediate or grave danger, he loosens up a great deal. You'll be able to see by the second maze you go into that after he gets scared, he laughs. By the third maze, he's volunteering to go first into the chaos. This is the most fun he's had in a while. Before you know it, you've gone through all the mazes in the park, and Pesci is a little shocked, albeit impressed. He did all of that?

You spend the rest of the night trying the food and the drinks, and you both bring home matching T-Shirts with all the houses on them. It's kind of like a flex of his metal to Pesci; he went through all those houses, and he got to go through them with you.

Proscuitto is still mad at you, but he's a little less mad that Pesci wasn't a wreck the whole night.

Formaggio

This man was so astronomically down for going with you. He'd been wanting to go himself, but none of the other guys wanted to go with him, and he didn't think he'd have too much fun alone. So, when you expressed that you wanted to go, he jumped.

You did not anticipate Formaggio to be a runner, but when that scare actor with a chainsaw came at him, he bolted. He's a runner, he's a track star, everybody. Formaggio runs, or at least takes a good few steps away, when something jumps out at him. It's your job to keep him in place next to you so that you don't lose him in the crowd. When he's finished running, or attempting to run, he laughs. It's obvious that he knows he's not in any actual danger, and he's having fun with it.

In the mazes, Formaggio offers to go first. Though you protest on account of his bolting, he insists. He'll say, "I've got this babe, I'll protect you" and walk right in holding your hand.

In the confined spaces of the maze, however, is where Formaggio realizes that he can't run, and he starts to panic a little bit. But, he can't let you see that he's panicking. So, to offset the fear, he begins to joke with the actors and the props in the house. He'll playfully curse at the actors and threaten them, but he means no actual harm by it. He's just trying to calm himself down a bit. He makes jokes about the characters in the house if it's based on a movie he's seen. He's laughing, you're laughing, and you can tell some of the actors are about to break with the shenanigans your boyfriend is committing.

Formaggio is all for trying all the food he can, as well as getting a bit boozy and seeing what all they've got to drink. He'll share whatever he gets with you, so you can see if you like it, too. You're both a little tipsy as you finish out the night with your last few mazes and a show to wind down.

Once you leave, you both are more than satisfied with all the fun you've had. The both of you pick up the year's signature T-Shirts to show off and decide to put your souvenir cups on a shelf. You and Formaggio decide to attend next year's festivities and build your collection through the years.

Melone

Melone had heard about the event and he had been interested in going. He thought he might go on his own, but when you asked him to go with you, he decided the night might be better spent with some company.

While walking through scare zones, Melone is unusually relaxed. Though he does get startled and jumps, he's not too on edge about being jumped at. He finds it amusing when something manages to scare you, and you grab him for help. He's confident that there's no real danger, and you're there to have fun.

The both of you alternate between who goes into the mazes first. When Melone goes in first, he's not very phased by all the actors and props. If anything, he jumps a few times and laughs. He prefers you have your hands on his upper back, or his shoulders. It's not really a matter of losing him, he just enjoys physical touch. If you go first, he'll poke you or grab you a few times during the maze to mess with you, but for the most part, he has his hands around your waist.

Melone is down for trying the food and drinks, though he finds everything just a bit too extravagant for the event. The drinks are strong, and it only takes a few sips of one before he's a little tipsy. He prefers that you find some nice place away from the chaos to eat and chat, just to take a break and focus on each other for a moment.

By the end of the night, you both have had your fun, and you head home with more than your fair share of souvenirs from your favorite mazes. Melone will fall asleep as soon as he hits the pillow, so he'll quickly get himself ready so you both can get to bed and relax after your night of frights and fun.

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danddymaro · 11 months

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Soft Hitmen | Risotto Nero x Reader

A bit of a tender moment.

The reader is effected by a stand that renders her weak.

Word count:

Soft Hitmen

You'd been misinformed, terribly so.

Seldom were the times when you encountered other stand users in your job that weren't colleagues, and in the case where they were your target, you had the intel that warned you.

- But not this time.

It was bad, but not much worse when you considered the fact that you’d screwed up even after your lecture.

It had been the three of you, Prosciutto, Risotto, and you out on the field with your eyes aimed at a certain, little hair-brained politician that had gotten too cocky and too much of a liability.

It would have been just you and Prosciutto, but Risotto was forced to oversee given the sloppy nature of your group’s last few operations.

"And why do you need to babysit us," Prosciutto grunted with a halfhearted glare, insulted by Nero's details of the mission. He'd never needed anyone to watch over him, even as a rookie, and he didn't think you needed anyone either.

"We didn't screw up," he added.

At his side you bit your tongue, feeling the same sourness, but not too bothered by the fact that your leader would join you, even from afar.

Risotto noticed the way your lips pursed, and hearing the blonde-haired male's complaint, his teeth grit hard before he took a step closer to you two, the way he looked down at you icy.

" He's had us on a tight leash for the past year..." he started, and you could only imagine the blood in his veins boiling. " And if that isn't bad enough our last two jobs haven't been our best," he reminds you two, an undeniable fact you wince at, much more when his voice has an even shaper edge than usual.

" If we keep this up, It's only a matter of time before he defiantly gets rid of us," he said lowly.

"- And What the hell does he expect, huh?" Prosciutto suddenly says, thoroughly peeved.

"Our cut of the pay is shit compared to everyone else..." He reminds Risotto. " for everything we do..." he added with deep huffs because it was true. You did the dirty work, and you hardly ever got anything back other than a stack of cash that was measily compared to the other guys.

-Not even a thank you was given.

And if that wasn't bad enough there were periods where you weren't needed at all.

"...Besides... we got it done," you pipe up in regard to the sloppy operations, but barely.

You didn't like arguing too much with your leader.

You knew it wasn't his fault, but every now and then you couldn't help voicing your own annoyances.

Risotto suddenly placed a hand on one of your shoulders, the strong grip surprising you enough to make you look up at the man that had his other hand on Proscuitto's opposite shoulder.

"We'll get our moment," he said simply, which meant so many things, but you could only think of one that would solve your every issue.

'One day...we'll kill him...and we'll take what we deserve,'

You hardly spoke of it, too shaken by what would occur if the Boss caught any wind of treason, but you had all silently agreed that it was the only way to breathe free.

-Especially after what he’d done to Sorbet and Gelato.

The gruesome memory still gave you cold shivers.

"But for now...we do our jobs, without failure. Without so much as a hitch," Risotto reminded you.

You were there because you had talents.

Because any fool could kill, but it took a special bunch to do so efficiently, without so much as a change in air that would hint at it being foul play.

You gave Risotto a fierce nod, and slowly, Prosciutto followed too, though with a little curl to his upper lip that displayed existing annoyance.

"Fuck..." you could barely speak, seized by terrible shivers that left you weakened and to your knees.

Proscuitto took hold of you, cradling you close, saving you from impact, and he watched over his shoulder as he saw your target leave with two of his bodyguards, one of which had rendered you to the state you were now.

The nearly vacant street let him catch a clear view, and he contemplated just letting you fall so he could take care of the job before risotto appeared beside you two, agitation evident in his face that you could barely witness through your impairing sight.

"It's a stand user...maybe two..." Proscuitto stated, having a suspicion the second guy was also one.

You then pushed him away, standing on unsteady footing as you glared in that direction too.

"We have to..." you said while taking a step in the direction before you fell to a knee, and as Proscuitto moved to you again, you, used your arm to ward him off, something he huffed at.

Hesitation was not one of his typical traits, but given that you were a woman, he'd always been just a tad bit gentler with you out of pure instinct, something you noticed.

Granted, eventually down the line he cared about you, but the initial consideration was due to that, and you were thankful for it.

Otherwise, he'd beat you around just as badly as he did Pesci.

Delirium hit you and your surroundings grew darker and murkier, and with a soft exhale, you stood back up on wobbly legs.

Shivering, you hugged yourself, backing up into the outstretched arm of your leader as he wordlessly caught you. Seeing your need to stand on your own, he made sure to grip you hard before his body came closer.

You craned your head back to look at the man but found it dreadful as your head felt too heavy and it hung back.

"Go..." Risotto told Prosciutto, trusting that now that he was aware of the retaliations, he'd finish the job himself.

The ashy-haired man doubted your assignment could go any further south, and he trusted Prosciutto to take care of it.

At that moment you hated yourself, much more with how feeble you felt.

"Please..." you start, and you find it in you to somehow move your body to face him, your hands daringly reaching out to take hold of his shirt, holding on with the last bit of strength that you could gather.

"- stay with me, " you tell him, breathing hard, batting your eyes at him pathetically. You practically have tears in them, and as he looks down, his own eyes slightly widen at the words.

You don't know why you say that, why the words just drip out of your drying mouth, but they do.

And perhaps it's because that's why you had wanted to tell him so many times before.

Like, that one time he'd lead you home after you'd all decided to have a few drinks at some crappy bar.

"I should have..." you incoherently think out loud, having thought of the moment so much, wishing you would have had the guts to invite him in to stay the night.

Meanwhile, Risotto could feel his heart race, thudding strongly in his chest.

He would have to pick each of your little fingers off of his top to go free, and the idea was unbearable.

And how could he?

the word of denial he wanted to strongly let loose was locked in his chest, unable to escape as he looked at you, finding your weakened state somehow enticing.

He had hardly ever seen you so desperate, and much more with that need directed at him.

You needed him ; an idea he'd never considered.

"Risotto..." The way you said his name had him feeling strange, and he felt his own desperation too, one that had him driven to cocoon you safely within his arms.

"Are you mad at me...?" you could hardly say it without a few tears welling in your eyes.

Disappointing him always felt like a punch in the gut...it was nearly unbearable.

Without a word he picked you up, easily doing so with his strong build, the question going unanswered as he moved in silence.

He headed towards the black-tinted car you'd arrived in, easing you down with a gaze that would have left you weak had you caught sight of it.

Warmth graced the scarlet orbs even as he shook his head in disapproval, leaving you resting on the back seat.

"Idiot..." he muttered.

- He should be.

"I am..." he added lowly as he leaned back on his seat, staring up at the car's roof in frustration.

Since when did hitmen become so soft, they stupidly stood as shields for other members, rendering themselves useless?

As he sat there in wait, he expected that when Prosciutto came back, he thanked you with something other than a half-assed mutter.

He watched you through the mirror, his gaze softening as he continued to watch your face form subtle expressions in your sleep, most of witch were short grimaces.

"Idiot..." he said again, his eyes closing while he waited, occasionally checking on you.

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databaze · 2 years

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to my fellow risotto lovers (including myself) please enjoy this ROUGH colored sketch i did of our giant boi 👉👈 🥹

(also, this is the first time i’m posting my art here so i’m QUAKING WITH NERVES)

#risotto jjba #risotto nero x y/n #risotto nero smut #risotto nero x reader #risotto nero jjba #risotto nero #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra #risotto la squadra #proscuitto x reader #la squadra x reader #jjba fanart #fanart #risotto fanart

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mai-atsumi · 9 months

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Introduction/ Requests (Open)

I am Mai, a Jojo and One Piece fanfiction writer, and I'm here to tell you what to expect from my work: 1. Inconsistency- I don't usually have a defined post schedule

2. I don't specialize in angst, and Im bad at it, but I am much better at writing fluff and smut

3. I have favourite characters, and I write about them more often

✖= Smut

❤= Fluff

★= Angst

☀= Platonic

✓=Family

☎=Sensitive content

Warnings that apply will be in the beginning notes

Rules:

When it comes to requesting your favourite character, you have to know what is and isn't okay

NSFW/SMUT: Only characters over 17 can be requested for NSFW. This is because if I were to write explicit content with characters under the age of 17 that would be counted as writing bout' children and I'm not cool with that

➨ Exceptions are kissing and making out for some characters (Characters that are 14 or younger obviously won't be making out with anyone)

I also write character x character!!!

Things I refuse to write:

Scat play (You are not 5)

Pedophilia

Zoophilia (And I mean a full-on ass animal like a squirrel, that's actually nasty)

There's probably more, but I don't really want to know more than I already do

Examples of things I can and will write:

Non-Con/Rape (Depends)

Stalking

Human Experimentation

Ect.

Things I can do:

One Shots

Head Canons

Short stories

ect

Requests (Open):

When giving me a request, I would appreciate it if you got specific

As the reader here's what you can request:

Reader Pronouns: Gender Neutral Pronouns, Feminine Pronounds, Masculine Pronouns. (I do not use Neo or custom pronouns)

Reader's Gender: Female, Male, TransFem, TransMasc, Gender Neutral/ Non-Binary

You can also ask for a gender-swapped character (Ex: Female Joseph Joestar, Male Nami)

Relationship: You can request to have a history with your requested character. (Ex: Avdol's girlfriend, Smokey's best friend, Bruno's older sister, Luffy's sister, Smoker's rival, ect)

Plot: If you have a specific prompt or idea, like the plot or storyline please say so. (Ex: Proscuttio and Pesci go out on a mission with Reader to kill a politician who is hosting a ball and Pesci and Proscuitto fight over who gets to dance with Reader) (Ex. Reader is sick and Lisa Lisa is taking care of her,) (Ex. Ace meets an old crewmember from the spade pirates and falls in love)

Writing style: Poetry, Novel, etc

Multiple characters

Alternate Timeline/universe: The Twilight thing where everyone is either alpha, beta, or omega, Modern timeline, School Au, Ect.

Example of a request:

Cherryberrylady: Heyyy Mai! (>_<) Can you write an Annasui x Reader? Like, I really want it to be like, Annasui is stalking Reader a little, like putting cameras in her house type stalking, and in her car too maybe. and like Reader is going home and Anasui is watching them thru the cameras and Annasui like, watches them masturbate..? and he hears them moaning his name. (づ￣ ³￣)づ Its okay if you don't want to tho!!! Also maybe end it where Annasui talks to Reader the next day and asks them out. ( ﾟヮﾟ) Also!! when it comes to the reader can you make their pronouns gender-neutral?

Mai-Atsumi: Of course, and your request was so greatly written- Only the best of the best could've made such a perfect request... Or

Numberoneacecocksucker: Hey Mai, can I ask for a pre-timeskip Ace x reader where the reader is a member of the Whitebeard Pirates as Thatch's younger sister and Thatch doesn't want Ace to go after his sister but Marco also likes reader to? Make sure its Female gender/pronouns please! Mai-Atsumi: Sure thing! Ill get to it right now! Right after I finish my other request!

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Types of Kisses La Squadra would Give You HCs

𝐀/𝐍: Tis a new year everybody! Initially I had wanted my first post of the year to be my writing, buuut I ended up getting a little carried away with reblogs lol. Nevertheless, I finally got this out, and I couldn’t be more proud of these HCs! I hope you all like them too, and though it’s been a couple of days, I wish everyone who reads this a happy new year! :D

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): None!

Formaggio’s kisses come quick and usually in a flurry, peppering your face as you giggle. He’s also one to initiate them without much planning beforehand, leading to the clashing of teeth or the bumping of noses. Not that either of you mind, of course. His spontaneous nature is what makes his kisses so addictive.

Illuso’s kisses are extravagant and mysterious, he’s a sly man, sneaking up from behind only to whirl you into a lip-locked embrace. Yet, for how shocking his kisses can be, you can’t deny the happiness they bring you. Smiling into your kisses are common for you both, followed by his hands squeezing around your waist or combing through your hair.

Prosciutto’s kisses border daring and bold, yet they give you a sense of security. He’s almost always going to ask before initiating one, even if you’ve been together for years. Pulling you in with one arm around your waist, the other brushing stray hairs from your face and around your ears, then kissing. When you pull away he’ll rest your head on his shoulder or chest and whisper sweet words to you too.

Pesci’s kisses start nervous, but grow more confident the more time you give him. He too asks before every single one, and when you give a smile or laugh of reassurance, he surges with pride, pulling you in and giving you said kiss! These kisses are usually followed by a flurry of giggles from you both, and the whole experience is very sweet!

Melone’s kisses are passionate. Full of love and longing for you. They come after long and tiresome days, usually accompanied by stressful and/or difficult missions. By the time he sulks home to you all he wants is to be around you. He never asks for kisses directly, but will nudge your shoulder or cheek if he wants one, and you laugh when you finally give in and close the distance between you both.

Ghiaccio’s kisses are gentle, contrasting his usual anger. With you, he’s very much put as ease, hence why his kisses are this way! Even if you’ve been together for a while, his face will heat up when he senses you inching closer. He almost always denies the nervousness initiating kisses brings, but when you finally do press them to his lips, cheeks, and forehead, he can’t help but heat up more!

Risotto’s kisses are soft and sweet, something that would most certainly surprise all the others, yet you speak no word of it to them. He’s an intimidating and ruthless man, but with you and your love, you’ve seen a completely different side of him. He pulls you into his arms and holds you for a moment, nuzzling his nose into your hair. Then, pulling away again, he finds your eyes, and when you look up and nod, he knows it’s alright to go on, squeezing you just a bit tighter as he does so.

Sorbet’s kisses usually press to the back of your neck and collarbone, catching you off guard most times. He revels in your flushed expression, and can’t help but laugh every time he gives you these surprise kisses. You and Gelato usually find ways to get him back though, leaving him red in the face as well.

Gelato’s kisses, in contrast to Sorbet’s, are direct. When Gelato wants a kiss, he will walk right up to you, grab both your cheeks and pull you in. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing at what time, Gelato will get that kiss. These types of kisses make both you and Sorbet laugh.

↳ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬/𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝! ♡

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