byakuyacoochie

[byakuyacoochie]

It is I, the Wizard.

I wanna say something cool because I think you're cool but I don't have anything to say other than shit posts and memes so. ..

Heres Harley!

Hello Again Wizard!!

It is always nice to hear from you :)

Don't ever worry about what to say to me! I just appreciate anyone reaching out even if it's not for a request or related to my work.

^ Me everytime I receive an ask, I will also always appreciate cute animals like Harley!!!

[byakuyacoochie]

AAAAAAHHHHHHH- 💥

I extra deserved to be blown by killer queen...I mean blown up of course 👀...My jojos rewatch is put on hold again, I made the mistake of playing telltales game of thrones thinking it would stop my sudden obsession with rewatching game of thrones...it did not...I'm already on season two.

BUT my long days of commuting will be stopped!! so I will actually have the enegry to write after work :)

[byakuyacoochie]

Alright that's it, you're getting publicly executed!!

FIRSTLY...

Me at you...you really are a real one. You are the only one who kept me to my word

BUT I WAS PREPARED FOR THIS...(which is why I edited the post a day or two before I uploaded the hired help chapter) WHICH IS WHY I USED BITES THE DUST TO TURN THE ANSWER BUTTON INTO A BOMB.

#you can't publicly execute me if we're all executed

[byakuyacoochie]

Hired Help [10.5]

Pairings - Bucciarati Gang x Reader

A/N - I promised a bonus chapter a while ago! and I needed to write something to get over the anxiety of not posting/writing the series.

⟨ Part Ten | Masterlist | Part Eleven ⟩

⟨ Part Ten | Masterlist | Part Eleven ⟩

Taglist: @centerhabit, @poisonnuggies, @w31rdg1rl, @c-ass-mico, @kakyoinslastcherry, @bethleeham

[byakuyacoochie]

I'm back on my Jojo's rewatch, and I'm finally on part 5 which I am praying helps me with my characterisation of some of the characters. I'm only a few episodes in and I'm already getting ideas for hired help SO HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE MAKING A RETURN SOON(mayhaps real soon no promises but first weekend with no plans for a while)...I've planned out a whole fugo angst scenario and I am so tempted to make bruno even cuntier!!

#.... #despite how much I am enjoying jojos #I made the mistake of listening to the game of thrones soundtrack #strong urge to rewatch that now #and nightime / bus journey daydreams are being plagued by sandor clegane and podrick but also #sorbet and gelato....idk why but I am feeling things towards them I never have

[byakuyacoochie]

Hello everyone! Just a slight update since I feel like I haven't been very active as of late. Dolly Parton really forgot to sing about the true struggles of the 9 to 5...the 3+ hours of commuting a day. I've just not had much energy to write after work but I'm slowly chipping away at a few fics.

I have restarted my jojos rewatch so that will really help with my motivation and I'll get a better grasps on some of the characters.

I'm gonna write a list of all my WIPs and if I post anything that is not one of these in my next few posts you must all publicly execute me. (unless it's other requests then it's fine).

Jotaro/Josuke - Request

Avdol/Rohan/Ghiaccio - Request

FooFighters - Request

Joseph Joestar - Personal

Kite (HxH) - Personal

Byakuya/Shunsui/Jushiro - Request

#or hired help...that is also acceptable...totally not adding this after cause I was planning on writing a new chapter..

[byakuyacoochie]

What inspired you to write the text stories?

(I really enjoy them btw they make me smile)

[byakuyacoochie]

What inspired you to write the text stories?

(I really enjoy them btw they make me smile)

There is a few different reasons why I started writing them.

I've rewritten this ask so many times because it's hard to put it all into words without waffling on. I wanted to be more comfortable sharing stuff I worked on and thought writing would be a good place to start, but also receiving positive comments really helps me with my self worth issues. Also I told myself writing text based fics would help improve my dialogue writing skills for uni projects but I fear big titty men were never relevant in them :(

But if I'm being 100% honest, I think I just wanted to write what I wanted to read. There wasn't a lot of text / smau based Jojos or bleach fics which there still isn't much of the latter :(

I also was kinda bored of how reader was typically being portrayed in anime smaus I was reading, or how I felt like a lot of the characters were being written so out of my idea of the character (which is totally fine) but it would be like Nanami Kento being like lemme see dem titties bitch, like nah not my nanami he would ask respectfully.

(I'm so glad they make you smile :) )

#the joseph bit was gonna be so funny....in my head #but I went too far to just remove it

[byakuyacoochie]

How did you come up with your user lmao

I came up with it a few years ago now so I can't quite remember how it popped into my mind. But it's probably a mixture of the fact it was originally supposed to be a bleach orientated blog (sorry fellow bleach stans) and saying the name Byakuya Kuchiki fast in a Scottish accent sometimes comes out closer to Byakuya Coochie.

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I'm honestly intrigued, how do you make the fake texts. Tell me your secrets. Show me your ways

In what context? actually physically making them? one day once the prevalent issues in the app are fixed I'll make a tutorial or I'll just get sick of having to rewrite fics multiple times I'll just make my own app.

If you were more curious about my writing process...there isn't really one. Ideas randomly pop in my head I write them down in notes or straight into a fic...I leave it in the notes/drafts for a very long time and occasionally finish them.

^ All the people who have't seen my multiple posts about what app I use

#I'm not gatekeeping #but I am #except I'm not I've just answered this question so many times now #jk you can find the app I use if you scroll far enough

[byakuyacoochie]

My favorite anime? Definitely JJBA and Saiki K I never get tired of re watching them

Honestly I expect all my followers to be Jojo fans...but Saiki K is a banger too. I got a season and a half into it and didn't care much for it, dropped it for a while. But when I came back and finished watching it I was so hooked on it I instantly rewatched it all.

[byakuyacoochie]

What's your favorite anime?

I don't actually have one. I'd say two of my favourite are bleach since it was the first anime that properly got me into anime and then Jojos bizzare adventure because it got me back into anime...well technically that was rewatching bleach! But jojo's got me back into watching new anime again that wasn't a reverse harem.

I've never been one to have favourites really. But what's yours anon 🤨

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Something about posting things for real always makes me finally see the mistakes, too. It used to drive me crazy. I find that queuing them up is enough to trick my brain into acting like they're real and still giving me time to edit. :)

I've thought about doing that honestly, but then I feel like it would make me be constantly checking it until it's up 😅 but I'll give it a try! Thanks for the suggestion :)

Once I catch up on requests a bit I might try and sort a proper schedule up

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i want part 2 of us getting lost in morioh. please im begging mummy

Conflicted because this ask is absolutely cursed....but I may have thought of a good idea..

#it's getting added to the other fics with part 2 requests but none of them are a priority

[byakuyacoochie]

Not really a request but, where did you get your profile pic from? It looks so familiar. I was wondering if you could write more josuke tho? I love your writing so much <33333

My profile pic is from bleach! it's Yumichika....I mean

he's just so cunty.

Also thank you for your kind words! I currently have one Josuke request but I have no idea when I'll get around to it.

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Contacts - Stardust Crusaders x Reader

a/n: This was originally part of the 1000 follower event...and has been in the drafts for almost a full year...worse thing is it was almost fully done minus Jotaros & Kakyoins part.

Hitting yous with another will fix mistakes soon! The app or tumblr itself does not make fixing mistakes easy.

#jjba smau #jjba fake texts #jojo smau #jjba imagines #jjba x reader #jojo imagines #jojo fake texts #jojo x reader #jjba x y/n #stardust crusaders x reader #jotaro x reader #polnareff x reader #kakyoin x reader #joseph joestar x reader #avdol x reader

[byakuyacoochie]

YOUS CAN'T KEEP LETTING ME AWAY WITH THIS!!

How many times have I said I was gonna fix mistakes the next day....and never did it!

AND I'M ABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN...Gonna post one of the never finished stardust crusaders posts from the 1000 follower event soon...or tomorrow.

Also on Sunday if my sanity allows it I'm gonna go through all the posts and fix any mistakes cause some of them haunt my every waking moment. I reread a fic so many times before I post it and as soon as I post it suddenly I find multiple mistakes..

Edit: I totally meant next sunday 😳