#plot fucking twist

[awordwasthebeginning]

Is that what she used the sword for??

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#sword grandma #plot fucking twist #ads #loquor

[rotzaprachim]

COUSIN RITCHIE??????

#what the FUCK #PLOT FUCKING TWIST

[not-another-robin]

These felt combinable to me

#i think 'what the fuck richard' would be a common bat phrase #plot twist: its not referencing the vine #they're quoting the only time they've heard alfred swear #narsposting #dc comics #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #nightwing #batfam #batfamily

[oddheadd]

Perfect Husband

You didn't have that much experience with guys, and the little things you did experience weren't good at all. Everything felt so... Empty. The "Wyd" texts and shallow conversations at the bar didn't satisfy you. You knew what you wanted, and you decided to go for it.

So when you met him it felt so real and unreal at the same time.. He felt real as in he understood you, he engaged in interesting conversations and knew just what was the best for you.

...And he felt unreal as in he wasn't... Human? Like a man from 19th century novels, he was gentle, polite, relatable but mysterious enough to keep you wanting him. The problem before was everybody acting same, now you were weirded out with how unique he was? You started thinking you were the problem.

Therefore, after a few months of dating, when he set up a beautiful dinner table for you two, with candles, flowers, perfectly cooked delicacies and asked you to marry him, you said yes.

You cut the steak and...

"Oh... This seems raw..?"

"It's medium rare, dear. But I won't feel bad if you don't want to eat it." - he smiled.

You felt lucky. So, you cut a piece of it, and put the red, moist and almost slimy piece of meat in your mouth. His smile widened as he watched you do so. You chewed and chewed, trying not to think too much about the texture or the taste, instead washing it down with red wine and forcing a smile.

The night ended with him gently holding and kissing you, while not so gently fucking into you. It felt almost like a reward for accepting his proposal, and the amount of times he made you cum only supported that theory.

The wedding happened shortly after, him making sure it was as big or as small as you wanted.

Everything after that felt like a dream... In a literal sense. You found yourself derealizating on more occasions than you can remember. Feeling dizzy, out of the place and unreal was then a daily accurance for you. And you didn't quite feel comfortable with talking about it with your husband.

But it didn't matter... Not as long as at the end of the day you laid in his arms.

However, even that comfort was broken when only weeks after your marriage, he started staying at his job later and later... As soon as he got home he'd take a shower, too.

Suspecting that your husband was cheating, you decided to follow him one day.

The day went on fine, he stayed at his job til 8, but then he left. You quietly followed, wanting to catch him in the act. He... Went into the woods..? Was he actually fucking someone in the woods? Then you saw another person... But they seemed to not be aware of your husband being there. In fact, he was watching them... Stalking them like a predator would to a prey. The person was obviously wasted, having come in the woods to relieve themself.

Your dear husband got up from his hiding spot, and approached the person... And so you watched in horror as his limbs started twisting unnaturally, making popping and cracking sounds as, his skin changing it's color into a dark red, almost a bloody color. He turned into something incomprehensible... A monster.

His now inhumane looking jaw unclenched, opening so wide he could swallow a man whole, and he took a generous bite out of the person, their bloodcurdling screams not loud enough to bury the sound of your ears ringing.

Despite the scenery being hard to look at, you turned around to leave, but stumbled and fell down with a loud noise.

Your husband's head turned towards you slowly, and his smile fell.

The dream turned into a nightmare.

Man I just love creepy, cannibalistic, eldrich monsters/gods and not in an only ha they're sexy way (I blame the movie Ritual)

#yandere #yandere x reader #monster x reader #yandere oc #yandere male #yandere smut #plot twist #idk man #i fucking hate it here #i need help

[noname-404s-blog]

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#plot twist #what a surprise #i trusted you #liar #you betrayed me #tw depressing stuff #heartbreak #depressing shit #sadcore #depressing quotes #depressing life #and heartbreak image #sad thoughts #im crying #sad quotes #im the collateral damage #collatera damage #im sad as fuck #sad again #sad weekend #i dont want to get up #heart been broke so many times #you broke my soul #you dont deserve my love #pain in my heart #this is depressing #you were my everything #you were my best friend #you were my home #i miss u

[fabuloustrash05]

Bulma looking at Vegeta like:

#plot twist: fucking him led to him getting fixed lol #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dbz #bulma #bulma briefs #dbz bulma #vegeta #prince vegeta iv #dbz vegeta #vegebul #vegeta x bulma

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

mike flanagan really saw american horror story and thought to himself “meh.. i can do better”

and then he fucking DID

#go white boy go #mike flanagan #the haunting of hill house #the haunting of bly manor #the fall of the house of usher #midnight mass #flanaverse #american horror story #ahs has gotten so fucking stale #it’s cheap jump scares and shitty plot twists #there’s no depth to it anymore #but watching one of flanagan’s shows is like peering behind the curtain #it stays with you

[keferon]

Oh man….now I know how concept of spark twins works………..

Look at them. I love them

And..uh….well……fuck

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Also. Perceptor is so epic in this comic it’s . A.

#okaY #I’m reading last stand of the wreckers #aND WELL #Now I know what the hell happened with Grimlock #I mean what made him…like this… #and why is Fortress Maximus was going insane in the mtmte #jesus Christ…….. #Prowl goddamn #okay okay do you remember how in mtmte Fort Max said that autobots saved him after 3 fucking years?? WELL PLOT TWIST #Wreckers found him by accident. no one…i mean NO ONE was going to rescue him from that hell #what was I talking about ah yes spark twins #spark twins is such a cool concept because the are literally can feel each other’s well.everything! And kinda see through each other’s opti #*optics. #But you know when it’s not cool? When your twin is tortured #okay ummm haha so there is these two brothers..or like..soulmates? I don’t care I love them. But I have a VERY strong feeling #that at least one of them is going to die #………update……………………. #tfp lied to me. Death of a spark twin doesn’t look like what they were showing me………….. #another update #PROWL GODDAMN #ref #I lost my sleep thanks wreckers

[watchyourbuck]

imagine we get bi Chimney before we get bi Buck lol

#the way he looks at the bachelor at the next ep promo sjdjdjs #hilarious honestly #bi king #it would be such a fucking plot twist #we’ve all been sleeping on bi chimney tbh #but I will be a bi Buck truther until I die tho #buddie #911 fox #911 #911 tv show #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc #911 season seven #911 s7 spoilers #911 spoilers

[beanghostprincess]

thinking about zoro kissing luffy's cheeks. like. just that. luffy being all silly and zoro violently and loudly kissing his cheek in the wettest, and most aggressive way ever because his captain is just too cute. and then the dude goes away to sleep or smth because he just had the urge to kiss luffy all of a sudden.

#then luffy laughs and goes to cuddle with him #and he falls asleep in his arms #and zoro wakes up with the guy hugging him and dreaming about meat so he has a huge grin on his face #and zoro just has to kiss him again #and he kisses him all over his face while he sleeps #because zoro is a fucking simp and a sappy swordsman who loves his captain too much to handle #plot twist luffy is a little shit and when he wakes up he pretends to be asleep so zoro continues kissing him #another plot twist zoro knows he's awake he just doesn't give a fuck #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #one piece

[the-c0rinthian]

luffy thinks he is single. zoro thinks he is luffys boyfriend. sanji also thinks he is luffys boyfriend. love triangle of the century

#three weeks later nami smacks them all over the head with a pan and says 'YOURE A FUCKING THROUPLE IDIOTS' #zosanlu #zolu #sanlu #zosan #one piece #plot twist theyre all poly #luffy searching the seas to find more boyfriends & girlfriends for his boyfriends & girlfriends

[paintedvanilla]

“why can’t the two guys from fight club just be friends :(” bc the narrator wants to suck that man’s shit crazy style he’s literally gagging for it the entire movie even after he realizes tyler isn’t real. let’s use our brains.

#‘did we watch the same movie’ yeah we did and the plot twist hit me like a fucking train #me and the narrator were experiencing the same level of shock #again: let’s use our brains! #op #fight club

[valentimmy]

i found out about the concept where they were siblings and now I

#you cannot convince me they didn’t meet each other at some point in the shinra lab when they were tiny IT IS VERY REAL TO ME!!!!!! #the fact that they kept their bangs looking similar…….. #i think that aerith should get to hit Sephiroth with the chair at the last minute in rebirth that’s the plot twist #and the third part is about sephiroth fuming over the fact that he got defeated with a chair ☝️ #while aerith’s like. LMFAO #aerith and her loser older brother that drives her places (that’s a lie he picks her up like a cat and flies around) #they’re so mipy to me. #timmy draws stuff #fanart #digital art #my art #ff7 #ffvii #aerith gainsborough #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #and cloud mentioned in sephiroths fucked up little phone

[thebookworm0001]

Highlights of Glass Onion

1-Daniel Craig’s terrible southern accent

2-Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in his bathtub again Angela Lansbury and Stephen Sondheim

3-“it’s so dumb”“It’s so dumb it’s brilliant”“No! It’s just dumb”

4-literally the whole movie is about how dumb Elon Musk is. Also Zuckerberg. And whoever the fuck the other billionaire is. But also definitely Elon Musk.

4-Benoit Blanc is so clearly gay in such a casual way I love it

5-Janelle Monáe

6-The very clear messaging of ‘you will never take down a person like this through the legal ways so just beat the shit out of them until something gives’

7- everyone is clearly having the time of their lives making this movie

#glass onion #truly a delight #as good as knives out? #no but still a delight #it is so damn good at understanding the tropes of the genre #and leaning into them enough to make it work before twisting them enough to keep things fresh #and it does it in a different way from knives out #knives out says ‘you know whodunnit - and you want them to get away with it’ then throws that last twist in #glass onion says ‘this is the most fucking transparent plot but you won’t believe that because you want it to be complex and layered’ #and you nod right along because despite the fact that the title tells you precisely how simple this plot is #you still expect layers of onion to be peeled back to reveal something new #it’s freaking amazing #and then a billionaire gets his house blown up because he’s an idiot #also that’s a very nice and controlled fire I’m very glad they’re not all dead

[kneelingshadowsalome]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFegWdpe/

Just imagine ballroom dancing competitions with older König.

ASGDFSGAGFAF

Imagine him being at least a decade older than you, and stupid good at dancing too. Imagine him being so competitive that it starts to eat you alive because what if you can’t keep up with his standards? (You, who's younger, more flexible, who always wanted the 1st place in these competitions?)

Imagine it feeling like he’s making love to you everytime you two are practicing… The level of intensity is so high it’s about to shoot through the roof, the air between you feels electrified, the body contact soon sending sparks in the air if you’re not careful. And when he lifts you and twirls you around like a fairy queen instead of a human woman? You hope they’d pay you to dance with him, just so that you could afford to buy yourself new panties after each training session…

He packs more muscle than any of the other guys in class, has no time for nonsense, bounces his leg up and down before marching to you and simply grabbing you by the waist. After that, every move is coherent, smooth and sharp.

He never flirts with anyone here, and rarely talks; you’re just his dance partner, that is all. But he never stops talking with his eyes... You wonder if you’re going crazy, thinking there’s something more than the standard passion at play here, an intensity and presence that’s demanded of every dancer to succeed. His hands on you are fiery and firm, the way he guides you reminds you of a man subtly dominating you in bed, positioning you better for his cock and making sure you don’t get away before he has had his fill. He doesn't seem to care how flustered he makes you feel, and you always know when you're ovulating simply because you're in literal heaven and hell when he touches you then.

“That… was gut,” he compliments after you leave him panting after one exceptionally heated session. You blame your cycle for being so all over the place, yearning for his guidance and his touch, the backbends you made today bordering on obscene. But this stoic older guy finally comes alive, the sweat on his temples visible and the slightly hunched posture he suddenly humbles himself to making you wonder whether he’s trying to disguise a swelling erection…

#plot twist: he jerks off before practice so he doesn't get caught #she's already looking at him like she can read his thoughts! #he's too in love at this point to switch pairs #or maybe he's just too dirty and twisted #if they win the first place he's fucking her before they make it to the parking lot #..... #tw: age difference

[aphel1on]

neuvillette's lore is actually insane. we all took one look at him and went "haha dragon🫵" but i significantly underestimated how big of a role he would play. he's the incarnation of the original hydro sovereign. he took back his rule right under the heavenly principles' nose. he's the one handing out hydro visions now (not even because he has to, he doesn't, he just grew so fond of humanity that he chooses to). he gave away the hydro gnosis bc he straight up doesn't need it. he's planning to DETHRONE ALL OF THE ARCHONS (in a few hundred years, when the traveler's not around to see it, so it won't be awkward for them). he's kind and soft-spoken. he's full of vengeful rage. he's a father to hundreds. he found his purpose after feeling lost for 500 years. skirk pulled him aside for a super-secret convo and when he saw us again he immediately spilled the tea. as far as i can tell, he spawned into existence fully formed. no other character can fucking compare

#neuvillette #genshin impact #4.2 #genshin spoilers #aphelion.txt #SORRY BUT I FINALLY FINISHED THE AQs TODAY AND IM IN MY FUCKING FEELS #by all rights he should've hated focalors- the thief of the hydro sovereignty- the most. #he cried when she sacrificed herself in front of him. #he is so gentle. i think he does feel genuine indignance and anger over what happened to the dragons #but he mostly talks about the eventual judgment as if it's something he must do out of obligation and duty #i loved him in 4.0 but he honestly shot up the ranks now to being one of my favorite genshin characters of all time #i'm still in awe at how he and focalors completely defied the heavenly principles and WON. #barring some big plot twist in future updates they fucking WON. #any victory against the heavenly principles that we've seen in the story so far has been pyrrhic at best #this is the sort of thing i'd think would usually cause them to nuke fontaine with a heavenly needle #(lol that would be a devastating one-off fanfic for someone to write) #but anyway focalors most bamf god of teyvat fr #and neuvi her accomplice my special guy