Tumgik
#pespi
brattylikestoeat · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
65 notes · View notes
ticklet0d · 2 months
Text
Sodapop, holding a can of Pepsi: Do you guys want some Pespi?
Dally, laughing: Some what?
Soda: Pespi.
Steve: It's PePsi, not PeSpi Soda.
Soda: That's what I said.
Soda: Pespi
Steve: Please would you-
Soda, interrupting Steve: Pespi
Soda, shrugging: It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.
Ponyboy: Ambidextrous?
Twobit, chirping in: He means Bisexual
Dally, at the same time: He means bilingual
Darry, tired of the guys' fuckery: He means he has dyslexia.
90 notes · View notes
Text
Does Punk have a fucking pespi logo tattoo or is it supposed to be a Suicidal Tendencies reference
18 notes · View notes
tvguts · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
"And I'll get a few more tubes of chips, and like six of these things. They're limited edition, I gotta stock up."
happy birthday 2 my bf and cool guy @duplexide!!! it's been a long time since i drew dupe. he's cute! and has great taste in snacks.
28 notes · View notes
numetaljackdog · 9 months
Text
and now i realize that i amn so tired ^w^
5 notes · View notes
possum-creacher · 2 years
Text
I just spilt fukcimg Gatorade on my bed
Anyways have some art I did last year
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2 notes · View notes
elecilaombre · 2 months
Text
Tim * holding a can of Pepsi * : Do you guys want some Pespi ?
Jason* laughing* : Some what ?
Tim : Pespi .
Duke : It's PePsi not PeSpi Timmy.
Tim : That's what I said Pespi.
Tim : Pespi
Duke : Please would you...
Tim * interrupting Duke * : Pespi
Tim * shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.
Damian : Ambidextrous ?
Stephanie * chirping in* : He means Bisexual !
Dick * at the same time * : He means bilingual !
Bruce * tired dad™* : He means he has dyslexia.
10K notes · View notes
Text
Steph *holding a can of Pepsi*: Do you guys want some Pespi?
Ruth *laughing*: Some what?
Steph: Pespi
Richie: It's PePsi not PeSpi, Stephanie
Steph: That's what I said Pespi.
Grace: Pespi?
Steph *shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous
Richie: Ambidextrous?
Ruth: She means Bisexual!
Grace *at the same time*: She means bilingual!
Pete *exhausted*: She means she has dyslexia
202 notes · View notes
were--ralph · 6 months
Text
178 notes · View notes
wmupuck · 2 months
Text
open starter.
To say that the blackout was an inconvenience for Puck would be an understatement. One minute, he was making out with Jo and shoveling candy into his mouth, and the next he was being forced to leave his apartment at this ungodly hour to go stay on campus, of all places. The only upside was the pot he smoked before, which was doing wonders at keeping him calm despite the craziness. Trudging into the gymnasium, Puck noticed people with flashlights and blankets, some of who seemed like they'd been there a hot minute already. It made him feel wildly underprepared, considering most of the space in his backpack was taken up by snacks and beer cans. He also tried to ignore the fact that he was trapped in a room full of girls that he'd slept with, as well as his ex, who was undoubtably looming around somewhere. Shoving his hands in the pockets of his pajama pants and finding a wall to lean on, Puck listened to pandemonium around him. "Yo, why is everybody like, freaking out so much?" He asked people in the surrounding area, trying to dig out a Pespi from his backpack in the darkness. "Things could be way worse." As if on cue, he heard the sound of someone crying in the distance. "I mean, damn. You would'a thought the purge siren went off or something. Are people really that scared of the dark?"
Tumblr media
68 notes · View notes
mochinomnoms · 4 days
Note
So the Soviet union really liked Pepsi cola. REALLY liked Pepsi cola. The Soviet union loved it so much that they were in debt to hell ($3B). So during the cold war, Pepsi was like "Ok you actually have to pay us for this soda at some point or we're going to stop selling it to you". But the Soviet union didn't have enough money to actually pay Pepsi with. So you know what they did? You know what they paid this fucking soda brand in?
Military weapons.
Pepsi received 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser, and a destroyer in 1989. Pepsi was then the 6th largest naval fleet in the world at that moment. The Pepsi guy told the US department of defense "we are demilitarizing the USSR faster than you".
Imagine telling this to Cater? Or Azul? Imagine telling Azul about this bizarre ass brand deal a soda company had with a NUCLEAR SUPERPOWER and Azuls just has a look ™ in his eyes and now you just know he has a new business goal.
I read about this once and it's so incredibly funny to me, imagine craving a soda so much that you literally give up some of your navy to get your fix s;dljalksjflaksjflkjas
I think Azul would appreciate the business savvy of pespi cola during that time
49 notes · View notes
tobybestupid · 7 months
Note
omg omg i love your writing so much! can you do a Steven Adler request where the band is filming the Paradise City video and Steven is just being so sweet to your kid whome you had in another relationship, and he just watches her and lets her sit in his lap while he plays?
Ah!! This is so cute, and TYSM!! Of course I can!! And sorry this came out a little late!!
Paradise City
Steven Adler x Reader
(so sorry I haven't been posting much, I'm trying it's just some personal family stuff!)
Tw: none, pure fluff!!
Tumblr media
Your daughter, Tilly. Was kicking her feet as she sat on the stool, watching the band practice, well getting ready to.
"I'll be right back Tills, I'm gonna get us some drinks. Want a pop?" You'd ask her, making her nod.
"Pespi" Tilly simply said, and you nodded as you walked off, trusting your boyfriend and his band mates to keep an eye on her.
Tilly then waddled up to Steven when you left, "Mr. Popcorrrrnnn" Tilly mumbled, tugging at the hem of his shirt.
"Mhmmm? What's up Tilly?" Steven asked as he looked down at her, waiting for an answer out of the 4 year old.
"Wha you playin'?" She simply asked, kinda tapping at the drums curiously.
"Drums—"
"Nooo! Song?" She cut him off, it made him chuckle softly.
"We're making a new song, it's called Paradise City." He smiled gently at her,
"Yeah and my part is super cooooool!" Slash exaggerated to make Tilly laugh.
"Is you part supa' cool?" Tilly asked Steven, tilting her head softly to the side.
"I mean it makes the song, well a song. I think it's cool" Steven shrugged, watching Tilly try to climb into his lap, making him pick her up and place her onto his lap.
"Be careful, can't have you fallin'" Steven said.
"Alright- let's try this out huh?" Axl said, looking over at the other four.
Everyone agreed as Tilly looked at Steven. "I wanna try!" She smiled brightly.
"Maybe later tills" Steven said, rubbing her back as he put her on the middle of his lap. "Sit there so you'll be nice and safe, so ya' won't fall" He smiled softly.
You came back into the room while they were playing, smiling softly as you looked at your daughter, smiling brightly as Steven played.
✓==========================✓
Sorry I haven't posted in a little bit!!
88 notes · View notes
incomingalbatross · 11 months
Text
"Sixty-Five Million Years Off":
"Lassiter is literally on fire right now." "Are we talking 'Michael Jackson in the Pespi commercial' fire, or 'misusing the word literally' fire?" Spoken like Burton Guster's best friend and a man after my own heart.
Lassie going "YES Spencer is here, my victory is complete! Spencer come to the new crime scene with us so I can gloat some more :)" They really, really do love annoying each other.
Gus is great in this one. Smugly backing Shawn against Lassie. Getting mad Shawn is imperiling Psych with his stunts. Still has his life-size T-rex head from midde school in his mom's garage.
Gus, known agent of chaos, sitting smugly by while his best friend gets interventioned: "Don't look at me, I'm just here for the cupcakes."
See, it's funny because it's true. He has no particular investment in helping Henry or the department shrink gang up on Shawn. He also feels no particular investment in helping Shawn. This circus will play out with or without him, but Henry's kitchen has cupcakes.
Vick: "Do you want to tell him who our victim was?"
Lassie, in the mournful tones of a small child asked if they "want" to go to bed: "No." *doesn't tell him*
Shawn repeating Jules's exact misuse of "literally" clearly just to annoy Gus.
Gus getting really hyped about picking a lock.
76 notes · View notes
miru-has-thoughts · 4 months
Text
Now I need pespi Phil to get ABSOLUTELY FERRAL IN THE CHAMBER
13 notes · View notes
se-hinton-confessions · 2 months
Note
losing my mind over the fact soda's canon nickname by his dad is like pespi
.
11 notes · View notes
witchblade · 2 months
Text
dr ppepper -> for cooking with meats especially bbq especiallyyyyyyyy pork
coca cola -> good for something im sure
mountain dew -> various baked goods and desserts. extremely very good for cocktails
pespi -> nothing
8 notes · View notes