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did the “make a werewolf meme” a year ago and i finally finished him! happy octoberween!!

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English added by me :)

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nerd pussy got me like

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spagheddi

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My bros thought it would be funny to slip some bear juice into my pre-workout shake. I didn’t notice it until I was doing bicep curls, looking at my reflection in the mirror. Each time I lifted the dumbbell, I watched my chest jut out a little bit more, my beard grow just a bit. I could feel my cock start to harden in my jockstrap, and I began admiring myself. I changed up my workout a little bit too, focusing only on exercises that let me watch my body change. Squats were the best, as each time I completed another rep, I could feel my gut and ass growing. Yeah, it is not all muscle. I have a pretty nice layer of fat over everything, and another layer of hair over that. But I think I look fucking incredible now. One of the things that my bros don’t realize is how much my cock has grown through all of this. It’s up to a very thick nine inch monster, almost as wide as a soda bottle, with a big foreskin covering it. Plus, now I am so sweaty my musk is bound to attract some sexy muscle chasers. I will be pretty disappointed if I don’t get at least a blowjob in the steam room and a cute tight ass to fuck in the showers after that.

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Wait what do you mean you havent seen bowser hiding in his shell!? Lets change that

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We’re not making it out of this one

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I love TonyTalks! 🤣🤣

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Chaor - Chaotic

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Get over here🐂✨

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Jash strip 1

part of this strip challenge thing I'm doing over twitter

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This is the funniest video ever

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Aurelion Sol - League of Legends

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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My psu is here so I'll try to install it tomorrow