#pepper words

[pepperpixel]

Himb……

#how to over come ur self destructive urges: just give ‘em to somebody else!! #honestly… truly inspirational… #adventure time #magic man #normal man #sorry I saw this and was like… I need to draw normal man in this meme… right now.. #doodles #pepper words

[stxar-pvnk]

(bio father Tony + mother Pepper)

Baby Pete struggling to say words

Peter: Ma...

Pepper: he's going to say mama!

Tony: oh no he's not. Petey pie, say da-da.

Peter: Da...

Pepper and Tony just beaming in excitement

Peter: ...Beryllium!

Pepper: ...

Tony: ...

Pepper: was our kids first words an element on the periodic table, Anthony.

Tony: ...my bad.

#spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #iron man #irondad and spider son #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spiderson #irondad things #irondad #iron dad #bio tony and pepper #tony is peters bio father #peters 1st word

[tea0w0stache]

lewis wait lewis please he's not bullying you i promise

edit: there's a part 2 now lmao

#tea draws #msa #mystery skulls animated #mystery skulls #lewis pepper #arthur kingsmen #comic #personally i hc this as lewis being bilingual #and forgetting or not knowing some words in english #but yall can interpret it how yall like #lewthur #lewvithur #its more implied #because y'now

[mobius-m-mobius]

Benoit Blanc you will always be famous

#daniel craig #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #submitting the above to declare him a character of all time <33 #god imagine getting even one of these lines but ALL of them? delivered in the most impeccable of accents we could ever be blessed with?????? #listen i finally got around to rewatching knives out and nearly keeled over when he said the truth falls at his feet he's so powerful 😭😭 #the way i love him more than life itself... #edited the last gif bc i hadn't realized 'vainglorious' was a word but am so very glad it is and will be peppering it into conversation asap #movieedit #dcraigedit #glass onion spoilers #dianagifs

[saltpepperbeard]

Stede is hotter than his man is.

Fight me

...COUNTERPOINT, ANON, WITH SOME EDITS HERE:

THEY'RE BOTH HOT SHDKLJS.

Or, to throw a Rhysie Gif in here for some additional pizzazz/point:

#Answered #Anons #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #OFMD #Edit #...SLIGHT fighting words indeed considering I'm an Ed/Taika Girlie (gn) and subsequently have a bias sdjklsds BUT #I cannot deny the fact that they're BOTH handsome/beautiful/hot/etc etc #And to put one over the other? #When they both have lovely characteristics that makes them both uniquely handsome?? #FIGHT //ME// ANON SHDJKLS #now with BIASES in effect #i have more of a thing for ed/taika because i'm Bewitched by his eyes and salt pepper hair #but see i GET why the rhysie girlies (gn) have heart attacks every two seconds #LIKE #I UNDERSTAND HSJKLDHS

[greenbergsays]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but

*lays hand gently over yours*

The word “anus” does not belong in a sex scene. I love you, but no.

#rl shit #writing #writing smut #imagine reading a book with half a pepper on the spice scale #and when you finally get to the smut #scarce as it is #this word is waiting for you #the lord gives his toughest battles sometimes

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

---

Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

---

Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

#brought to you by my adorable nephew! #shoutout to him lmao! #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #btw this joke is how may and happy reveal they're getting married #may: a badass bitch her nephew and her fiance walk into the house #morgan: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN- #it's also how peter and mj announce that they're having a baby #peter to the starks one morning at breakfast: a grandpa a grandma and an aunt sit at the table #tony spits out his coffee #morgan: shrieking #morgan stark #peter parker #tony stark #wars are fought through this joke also #rhodey arriving for the holidays: the stark children's favorite uncle walks into the party #happy: now wAIT JUST A SECOND #when she's little morgan's word for herself changes every time she gets a new obsession (princess entomologist artist president...) #(she eventually gets to superhero & pepper is NOT amused) #queueueueue

[shopcat]

if they met each other in elementary school steve would be like you know i have a horse and robin would look up from the dogshit coloured pencil drawing she was making and would be like this is a PEGASUS -_- and steve would panic and be like i know. i own one of those too. and robin would be like no you fucking don't because she was one of those little kids that swore and steve's eyes would get huge and he'd be like oh my freak she said the f word but on the outside he'd be like YES I DO i can SHOW YOU i have to brush her every day or my mom gets mad at me her name is rosie and robin's like ugh why is this dork even talking to me and would look him up and down and realise they both have bandaids on their knees but his is pink and hers is blue and to her that is a +1 point in his favour plus she secretly absolutely cannot miss the chance of this being real because she knows pegasuses obviously exist but why would STEVE HARRINGTON have one that's so not true

and she decides that like okay fine steve harrington's house gives out full sized hershey's every halloween and he always has this huge pack of pencils like the real fancy ones with the cool colours like silver and and gold and 4 shades of pink and he lets everyone borrow them and doesn't even get mad when kids shove them into their own bags so maybe he does own a pegasus but he TOTALLY wouldn't love her or anything he doesn't deserve her at all but robin really really needs to see it and make it love HER so it runs away and lives with her instead because she has a HUGE backyard okay it always takes her dad ages to rake up all the leaves and she goes well then prove it and steve is like :D okay come by my house after school !!!! and robin's like i can't i have swim lessons and steve's like it's fine i have a pool and this makes sense to their child logic and she's like fine tell your mom to call my mom and steve's like okay and then he walks away really quickly to go have a panic attack in the boys bathroom because he was lying from the beginning and needs to figure out a way to dress rosie up so that robin will believe that a pegasus has been magically transformed into a senile golden retriever. and robin continues colouring in her dogshit horse with wings with a blue pencil that was carefully labelled "s.h."

#🍦 #THEYRE SO CUTIES #i really like those two pictures of them they're so cute also the idea of this has made me cry obviously #imagining themlike. 10 or 11. still just kids but the funny kind #like are they getting into any secret government lab monster conspiracies no. are they trying to orchestrate breaking into mark h's house #to take all his limited edition dr pepper that he selfishly hoards away in his closet steve KNOWS he's BEEN there it's the TREASURE TROVE #robin trust me and he won't even notice they're gone COME ON it's limited edition!!! . yes they are #i'm imagining like all the bobs burger adjacent shenanigans like louise gets into. kids r so fun #thehre like yes santa is obviously real and also all monsters and unicorns etc. but also i know the word motherfucker and just learnt #what watergate is and i WILL be talking about it and playing secret government ops with my friends #ugh #anyway #sts

[ineed-to-sleep]

I'm watching Berserk and I may or may not have hyped myself up to turn my vampire ocs into dark fantasy characters. mmaybe

#sketch tag #so uh. pepper is kind of a guts basically jdjgkckkc #they're both in an army and they butt heads a lot bc pepper is big and stronk but very impulsive and reckless #but there's no griffith situation or anything like that it's just that vince worries abt her #and he's way more restrained as a fighter and a strategist. maybe a commander or second in command #and just like in vtm he's very paranoid and afraid of change. so he worries abt her and is also unhappy in the army but too scared to leave #so he broods a lot and mopes around and gets on her ass abt her recklessness #and just like in vtm pepper is impulsive and has a lot of pent up frustration and she uses the battlefield to release all of it #sometimes overexerting herself and nearly getting herself killed #she also wants to leave bc she's not sure she believes in what they're fighting for anymore. but then she loses her coping mechanism #things change when they have an argument where he reveals he cares abt her sjfjjfkf YES very cliche I am thriving #and she's dismissive at first but after being alone for a bit his words start sinking in #and when they're on a battlefield again there's a moment where they have to retreat and she's about to absolutely not listen to that #but then she has a change of heart bc she remembers what he said + she cares abt him too so she doesn't want him to be hurt by her actions #neither by him getting worried nor trying to come to her aid and putting his life at risk #so she retreats #and he's very happy abt that he thanks her later for what she did #and then she's like yeah sure I guess I didn't die but also guess what. I'm bored #everything she wanted to release back there she just didn't. so she's still frustrated and especially bc she had to admit defeat #and she's an extremely proud person. she's irritated #and he's like aight. I'm gonna fight you then #and she's like what. and he's like yeah #so he picks up a sword and throws another one to her and there's a *sexual tension play-fight* hell yeah babey #I'm having sm fun w this au can you tell jejfjckckkc #eventually they do desert the army they're in bc things get worse and pepper decides she no longer wants to be a part of it #and in a fight or flight moment she pushes vincent to make a decision and he leaves with her #and like the story is only getting started there bc then there'll be some big misteries in the story they're gonna uncover #which. I haven't figured out what they are yet #but either way akhhdskfha I'm having a lot of fun w this #sleep.txt

[yache-berries]

*sends them off to Unova for their umpteenth honeymoon in my school's clubhouse room*

#best $35 i've spent in my life hands down #the sheer joy i felt when i read the words 'my dear hass'........ it's like an ice cold bottle of dr pepper for me #also i can't get over the fact that brassius says that hassel was 'born to be a teacher' #when you KNOW brassius knows how long hassel's family has been trying to convince hassel what they think he was 'born' to do #it just makes the way they positively changed one another's lives all the more apparent and aGgGGGgHgGh iT GETS TO ME #i mean we already knew they loved each other deeply bUT NOW WE GET TO SEE EVEN MORE #don't get me started on the fact that they talk about the other in their optional dialogue.... #brassius talking about how lucky you are to take hassel's classes and hassel talking about seeing brassius on the billboards in levincia... #aGGHGhgh POKÉMON WROTE SOME GOOD GAYS RIGHT HERE #also. love my new little dragon friend hydrapple. of course........ i will share yache berries with the apple dragon. #okay gotta do some bbqs to unlock them again since i reset the game to screenrecord all of their dialogue 😔🙏 #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #brassius #hassel #ephemeralartshipping #hassius #pokemon brassius #pokemon hassel #hydrapple #flygon used sketch

[pepperpixel]

GRAGH!!!!!!!! I don’t wanna go to work I wanna stay home and draw!!!! LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!

#pepper words #this weekend when by in a fucking flash how is it already Monday!!!!! hOW #I don’t understand…

[marvel-lous-guy]

Fury: The team have some concerns with how you run training sessions and mission briefs

Steve: What? Why? What did they say?

Fury: well, they all anonymously submitted a statement about it

Steve: were they bad?

Fury: one said "his enthusiasm and charisma has all the captivating qualities of a house plant, which I am certain, would run mission briefs and training sessions in a more captivating Manner, if given the opportunity"

Steve: ...

Steve: did the spider-kid say that?

Fury: I can neither confirm nor deny that

Fury: But yes, yes he did

#tony helped him write it #pepper helped them with the big words #they are very proud of themselves #bucky and sam agree #they thought it was funny #peter parker #nick fury #spiderman #steve rogers #captain america #incorrect captain america #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes

[tobisaw]

The lighting is fucking atrocious sorry BUT MY MERCH FROM @melonsharks CAME IN TODAY 💙💙💙 thank you for fueling my Tommy Coolatta autism

You can support Shark right here!!! (shop temporarily closed at the time of posting this) All his stuff is super high quality and arrived very quickly so I highly recommend 🎉

#these are going on my cork board with the rest of my Tommy stuff #big Gordon charm will be MINE once I get the monies mark my words #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #gordon feetman #darnold pepper #sodashipping #tobispeak

[peppermintys]

who wants to hear abt my scott pilgrim oc band. 15 likes at least and i’ll ramble abt them tomorrow

#pom’s… words. #pepper’s ocs

[i-am-the-oyster]

People say Paul was the sentimental one and John was the cynic, but it was John who wrote:

Have you heard? The word is love.

And Paul who wrote:

You gave me the word, I finally heard

#lennon/mccartney #song comparison #love #the word #rubber soul #1965 #getting better #sgt pepper (album) #1967

[afoxysunny]

I hate that peppers are technically fruit so count these as spite fueled creations

At home all over Fructera's shores - the Pepper Crabs!

Looking for something actually fruit-y?

#dimension 20 #the ravening war #a crown of candy #d20 trw #d20 acoc #calorum fauna #pepper crab #fructeran animal #alt text #image description #imma be real with you folks I'm a Tomate apologist #he was so right for wanting to unite fructera and vegetania #irl the difference is in how veggies grow vs fruits growing out of a blossom #but in calorum literally everything grows in all ways #so there shouldn't be a difference between the two #yes this has very little to do with these crabs #but them being fructeran and not vegetanian just serves to prove Tomates and my point here #hope you enjoy them nonetheless #also also i learned the english word for banana pepper for this drawing and i hate it xD #my brain is rehecting the words 'banana' and 'pepper' together #it just sounds wrong to me