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danandfuckingjonlmao · 5 months

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moritz stiefel after having one (1) wet dream: i hope god kills me

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voilaammayi · 3 months

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John Watson saying you join me and my companion/colleague/friend/flat mate while the only thing I can think of is oh please cut the bullshit.

Companion is already the gayest word in existence and yet you want to salvage yourself by flat mate in a desperate try of not using roommate which is actually nothing more than just the second gayest word in existence and you and I both know it.

Who do you think you’re fooling John, my beloved sweet summer child, only yourself I’m afraid.

#sherlock and co #it’s all about the childlike wonder and awkward words fumbling with this man #don’t you even try taking him away from me #actually who’s gonna bet with me that john will be the last person to know that he himself has fallen in love with sherlock #not would but will because it w i l l happen one day #like come on companion?? are we in the victorian times once again trying not to get arrested for the gayness or what please #do you mean companion like maybe achilles and patroclus? yeah well they were gay #or maybe companion like ennis del mar and jack twist that summer on brokeback mountain? oh no would you look at that they were gay too #you ain’t fooling anybody darling #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #johnlock #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co

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kakyogay · 10 months

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redesigned the boyfriend recovery au sillies <3

words if my handwriting is hard to read (I have trouble putting space between words) and also stuff I left out for time and space

not height accurate (pebs is small/suns is tall)

peb's side

most injuries have healed and are just light scars besides the more open wounds

his arm is barely held together

walking can reopen leg wounds and causes a lot of pain but he can still walk if needed

he is in a lot of pain but the rot got him used to it to an extent :3

Sun's side

internal heating to make sure puppet stays functional

wires tied together like a ponytail to prevent them from getting in the way or getting damaged (quite short but still a hazard)

items in backpack include:

several bundles of wraps

many neurons

wire ties

small blade

an overseer for emergencies (don't ask how it fits in there)

and spearmaster's knitting project they've been working on between shelters (they aren't sure what they're making but it passes time)

alright that's all for the moment expect more soon ;)

#rain world #boyfriend recovery au #love these gays #spearmaster in one of those sphinx sweaters because shit's cold and also drip #oh yeah also suns is pretty as always #don't ask how they bleed #took this as kind of a practice for drawing blood so he's not THAT beat up :)#rw sunstone #five pebbles #seven red suns #saint #spearmaster #blood #rain world shipping

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undeadboyfriendsupportgroup · 6 months

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Timothy Stoker, I know what you are...........

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rye-kin · 10 months

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Idk if I’ve mentioned this before, but I find it interesting that Jekyll said “death or disappearance”. In his like,, personal confession he says he’s considered becoming Edward Hyde permanently but because he had people like utterson,, and even so because the confession was made for utterson, he decided not to (maybe to not hurt his feelings). Maybe he could have almost been at a point of doing it because plans we’re definitely made for becoming him permanently.

#ronnie chats #jekyll and hyde #idk if I’m being clear lol #BUT YEAH #he def thought about it #and he was all leik #“oh but I would never because I had people who liked me!!#in the confession #but in real life he was like #I could #but I can’t leave him #so I guess what I’m saying is that it’s kinda gay how he didn’t #end up doing it…

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sqlmn · 5 months

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Girl is the daughter to some famous guy and he loves her so so so so so so much and doesn't want her to be involved in fame and scandals. So he hires a bodyguard for her so that she can have some freedom and also NOT be seen with him. And bodyguard is just super chill with the man's gushing and doesn't originally try super hard to befriend the girl. It's a job and he just needs her safe and outta the spotlight.

It's going pretty well and is all fine until his friend shows up. Who looks really angy. And glares a lot. So she assumes this friend is just a punk and the bodyguard is like "oh he's nice. he just looks like that when he's nervous."

So when the bodyguard is like "ok i gotta go talk with your dad meaning I can't walk with you to school but I got permission to let my friend walk with you" and she's like okay. I understand. I'm resigned to my fate of never being independent. And then when the guy is like "I need proof or your dad will kill me" and she agrees, HE BEAMS BECAUSE HE GETS TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY. And he shows her the picture and is like "before I send it, this okay with you?" and she nods. She's never seen him smile like that. Huh.

And now the girl has her very loving dad, her loving mom, her protective and kind bodyguard and his weird (boy)friend. And so she has two separate groups of people that love her and she's really happy.

#my bodyguard isnt my dad #since her classmates never see her dad and only see her with the bg they just are like #your dad is really protective huh and shes like oh yeah 100% not know the misunderstanding #and then later her classmates ask her if her dads gay and shes like no??? and doesnt know what else to say #because her dad loves her mom its a really happy married couple wtf #they dont even KNOW her dad ????#then one is like oh yeah i saw that pink haired guy with him again tho they were buying dinner from a convenience store #and shes like OH YOU MEAN HIM no oh no thats.................. hes more like an uncle ?#and the classmates are like OH OK COOL and then it drops cause they dont care about a gay uncle #the gay dad is the drama topic #so she informs her bg that her classmates think hes gay and the two hear cackling from another room #and bg has to be like OH SHUT IT THIS IS YOUR FAULT BY THE WAY YOURE INVOLVED HERE BY BEING MY FAKE BF #and hes like WOW NOT THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN ACCUSED OF THIS

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lyxchen · 4 months

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When you feel weird saying your favorite actors name out loud when talking to your parents or friends because it feels like it's going to reveal how deeply obsessed you actually are

#oh how often i have said to my parents #'it's a movie with that actor i like'#because i am afraid if i say 'david tennant' i will also add 'the prettiest most gorgeous funniest guy who is so lovely and if i met him i #would probably hyperventilate and i think about him probably too much because he's just an actor but also Look At Him!!'#you know #normal fangirl stuff #i have a theory that this is either some sort of weird ocd thing deep inside of me like how for a few months i was very afraid that people #could hear my thoughts and so i never allowed myself to think strange or very personal things with many people around #or this is because other people have made me feel like i can't talk about my interests because they're so intense that they find them #annoying #or it's because i don't want my parents to think i have a crush on him because i don't and also i'm gay so like no crush potential this is #completely different emotion which i can't explain especially not my parents so i'd rather they not find out how cool i think he is #but also they probaly know because they got me 10th doctor merch for christmas without me even asking for it and my mom also said that #she noticed that he's my favorite actor which is fine it's toatally fine i'm so cool about this #any so yeah anyways #didn't think i'd analize myself that much tonight but here we are #david tennant you have to honor of recieving the title of 'that one actor i like' which is much more important than it might sound #good night #lea's random thoughts

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lepitorus · 6 months

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Does William support gay rights?

He thinks it's outrageous that he, specifically, can't do whatever he wants, and some of what he wants but can't do is gay, so I guess in a sense he does. I don't think he cares much about other people, though.

#unless they're inconveniencing him in some way. in which case he doesn't support any of their rights #I think he's too jaded to be able to imagine a future where being gay is socially accepted because he's kind of. living in 70s-80s utah #so i do think he has a bit of a Moment as glitchtrap when vanessa like. kisses a woman in public and is like ?oh yeah it's no big deal now #but that's kind of off topic #...Henry supports gay rights:)#old man yaoi lore #thank you so much for asking!!!!!#alternate answer: he only supports gay wrongs #ask #.txt

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neck-thats-made-for-bruising · 4 months

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So I have realized of my best friends (?) is like,, kinda mean and I feel so uncomfortable

shes saying things like 'eww the pimples in his hairline are sooo gross he probably doesn't even wash his face' and I've learned that if people are making fun of someone but I don't want to say it's mean, I just say something about myself so I said 'oh yeah I have lots of pimples in my hairline cause my hair is really oily' and she said well yeah but that's different

and then today our class smelled like fish (it's also a cooking class) and she started saying it was one of the girls and I felt really bad and then another girl said it's proably you (to my friend) and she got upset but I mean she was doing it to someone else so

asdfkjshda teenagers are really fucking mean

#Oh and also she was asking if a kid was gay #and I said yeah he's pan #my other friend said he's bi at the same time #and then my friend was saying what's the difference? Why are there so many categories? Gay lesbian bi pan There's so many #I mean those are just really simple lables #but anyway I kinda explained bi vs pan #and then she just started saying why can't people just be what they were born as #...#I don't know if she meant trans people because that's not what we were talking about #but she knows I'm bi and our friend is gay so #idk man

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biohazard-inevitable · 7 months

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My favorite thing about my s/i and ascended astaeion is at some point we just get so used to feeding off each other and its like a wordless exchange over dinner like just-

“So you wont belIEVE the day I’ve had darling” as hes biting my neck, which i tilted for him wordlessly the moment he walked over with his dramatic hand gestures.

“Oh you have got to tell me.” I would respond as he tilts his neck allowing me to bite him in response and we feed off each other while occasionally pulling away from the bleeding bitemark to have casual dinner conversation

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #ascended astarion #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #astarion #because SO many people are so quick to forget that after he turns you he lets you drink HIS blood #’oh ascended astarion would be so terrible and mean and think lesser of you’#NO- HE WOULD NOT BECAUSE OTHERWISE WHY WOULD HE HAVE MADE YOU A LORD #HES RIGHT- YOU ARENT A SPAWN #yeah he calls you his consort and pet but honestly like- thats bot even the pount #he ALLOWS you to drink from his blood to have some of the abilites OF AN ASCENDANT #HE EXTENDS HIS PROTECTIONS TO YOU #HE CALLS YOU ETERNAL LOVERS #HE SEES YOU AS SO MUCH MORE THAN AN UNDERLING #get outta here with that #i mean yeah thats hot too but BEING GAY AND EVIL IS BETTER

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blueberryblogger · 23 days

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just saw someone recycling ye olde "X character doesn't read as Y identity to me, someone who doesn't & has never held that identity & thus am not as intimately familiar with mannerisms, tropes & characterizations that are typically associated with Y identity. There is no evidence for X being Y and you guys are acting insane."

like. do you understand that you are using the EXACT SAME excuse that other people are using to shit on YOUR headcanon that you're so attatched too because it has so much evidence?

did it ever cross your mind that it would probably be harder for you, person who isn't X, to pick up on subtler tropes & identifiers of X that you've never experienced because you aren't X?

like you get how it sounds like you're shitting on other wueer people?

#blocking another god damn fantasy high account that i really liked #because when people say 'theres no evidence for your headcanon' and theyre wrong its bad and tbeyre erasing underrepresented identities #but when YOU say 'theres no evidence for this' you are good and correct and the rest of us are just stupid weirdos #like oh my fucking god bro #if i see one more person who isnt fucking gay say 'erm actually fabian cant be gay he liked girls' im gonna lose it #gay men also experience comphet!#and it's not because he's 'effeminate'#because he really isn't THAT effeminate or flamboyant #he dances and he talks like a rich boy and those are the only two things i can think lf #that make him seem 'effeminate'#but like. dude rides a motorcycle from hell. he fights with a sword and plays football #he punched someone on the first day of school & routinely punches and gets punched by his friends #like. fabian is wildly more stereotypically masculine than he is feminine #most of us think Fabian is gay because up until he took interest in Mazey #he had exclusively expressed interest in girls that were unavailable or unobtainable #his 'type' was literally toxic and/or unavailable women #which SCREAMS comphet to anyone who has fucking experienced it before #'yeah i love women but only the ones i cant have amirite lads'#'classic completely heterosexual man behavior'#anyway #i think its incredibly rude to take people seeing their lived experiences in a character and say 'youre insane bc i dont see it'#especially when YOU YOURSELF have a headcanon that a huge chunk of people cannot understand fully but accept anyway because they get it #because they understand seeing yourself in a character and how important that can be #unlike you #vagueposting #me when i vague for the first time in like 3 years

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itwoodbeprefect · 2 months

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flashbacks to dialogue that happened less than a minute ago are annoying and a little insulting for obvious reasons, unless it's in bad buddy episode 5 [2/4] and pat is having entirely serious sepia toned flashbacks to fifty seconds ago while almost shoving a set of drumsticks he hasn't even paid for yet up his nose. then it's brilliant and world changing

#don't mind me i'm just chewing glass today #when the architecture band starts playing at freshy day and ink says to pat hey isn't that the song you two played that christmas?#it's like yeah... but that's a maddeningly casual way to refer to an event that in the context of the series wide metaphor #is really more like their parents caught them making out in a closet. and then pran got sent to boarding school over it #and NOW pran is up there on stage playing that same song again. looking right at pat when he announces it. but plaYING IT with WAI #and not intentionally. not in a mean sort of way. because pran doesn't know #he doesn't KNOW that pat's been shoving drumsticks up his nose while being struck cold by Love Signs #because how could he. all he knows is that very recently pat was sighing in relief that pran isn't his rival for ink. because pat likes ink #pran does NOT know that in the (very short. more than fifty seconds but still very short) meantime #pat has tried to figure out if ink might like him back. pat has in the process accidentally figured out that HE might like pran #AND pat has tried to confess his feelings to ink only for her to go. very kindly. are you sure you like me that way? i don't think you do #(because he's the wrONG SIBLING. she likes the OTHER SIBLING. which is hilarious but a different thing to go insane over)#and it's like. pran doesn't know!!! pran is just having a day like any other. pran has Known forever #he doesn't KNOW that when they're standing there surrounded by guitars (it's essentially a gay bar. don't even get me started)#(because that's a joke but it's also not. not really. it is but it's not. you know)#!! that when they're standing there surrounded by guitars. pat is suddenly going OH. in sepia toned flashbacks to fifty seconds ago #when they were ALSO standing there surrounded by guitars btw. which is the point. nothing has changed but maybe everything has #it's the same thing it was fifty seconds ago but maybe it's not. maybe pat suddenly hears the music that's been playing forever #and maybe this is way too many fucking tags. i don't even think this is the glass i was chewing originally #*#bad buddy #bad buddy the series

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unstatedmartini · 1 year

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HE’S👏🏻GAY👏🏻AND👏🏻HE’S👏🏻MINE👏🏻

he said it with his WHOLE chest a;lsdkfa;slkjdf

but i also want to say a couple things about that line because it was sweet and funny and hot but also! such good characterization! because tk is consistently, remarkably perceptive of and responsive to the way other people feel and how they relate to one another. carlos had let him know that iris was blunt, but what he also saw was that carlos was blunt with her when he wanted to get his point across. tk picked up on that and so, when he goes to speak with her, he speaks plainly! if iris were a different sort of person he would approach it differently! but she is a person who is direct and honest and so he speaks to her directly and honestly: a. carlos loves you and cares about you, b. you need to divorce him anyway, c. because he's gay, and d. because he's mine

AND - i'm not gonna cry i'm not gonna cry - it's so beautiful to see tk fight for what's his. because over and over we've seen how tk has trained himself to accept whatever he's given, to take on the responsibility of making himself fit quietly and conveniently into the 'real' lives and 'real' families of people who were supposed to love him enough to make space for him, to manage his fundamental sense of loneliness and inadequacy on his own, at any cost, and never to make his wild desire to love wholly and to be wholly loved anybody else's problem

but he's been through that with carlos, and he's almost lost him over it, and he's not doing it again! he's not going to just accept a compromise or a delay and shut down emotionally so that he can pretend it doesn't hurt! he loves carlos and every moment they're not married is a moment wasted, and if iris doesn't understand the urgency then tk is perfectly happy to explain it to her, nicely, in very plain words

#ask tag #ls asks #tarlos #spoilers #i don't think carlos 'blaming' tk for iris going missing is really gonna be a thing #but i think tk is going to be worried about it and carlos is going to be too freaked out and focused on iris to reassure him #and then iris talking about that day is gonna be like oh yeah tk was there! he said you loved me but also that i needed to divorce you #because you're gay and that you're his. i obviously knew all that already. but it's sweet that he cares so much #and carlos is gonna be like ...he said i was his? 😳😳😳

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oh-cramity-its-amity · 4 months

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remembering that time i forgot i left oil in a pan on a lit stove while cutting peppers for an omelet a few months ago.

me: 'oh, what's that sound? it sounds like my alarm clock.' *two seconds later* me: 'I didn't leave my alarm clock on this morning...' *looks over and realizes wtf is happening*

anyway, i then proceeded to speculate w my friend on whether or not a firefighter au could work because im just that unhinged. JUST THAT UNHINGED. (ofc like after the smoke cleared out and everything WAS FINE. rip that pan though dude).

"AND ITD BE CALLED 'SHE SET THE ROOM A-BLIGHT'" "no it should be 'She set the room a-luz"" "wait no ur so right." that idea lives in my head rent FREE. RENT FREE. both of those puns, "PLEASE TELL ME THE FIRST RESPONSE YOU HAD FROM ALMOST BURNING DOWN UR APARTMENT WAS NOT FANFICTION, BILLY"

"..."

"BILLY!!!"

#fanfiction #writing things #text post #the owl house #i actually had an idea for it that goes deeper #but basically like firefighter!amity because im lame #eda owns a restraunt that manny and her partnered up to run before he died but him being super close with eda and lilith- and raine #they run it with camilas help too cause they like- look after them both because yk business partnership that goes deeper to family ties #i forget but like luz almost starts a fire and its not BAD but they have to call the fire department #i forget what else happens but yeah. was supposed to be goofy haha silly oh gay panic moment bc women #also philip is the mayor?? and hunter's parents passed in a house fire?? but he doesnt know that philip mightve done that #vee is there too and masha- AND willow #i forget gus but yk like part of them are on the group that literally goes there because luz did some dumb shi and then some help cook #its so weird how i get my ideas though like wtf #like a whole “whoops i almost burned down my family business but at least i rizzed a girl up in the meantime so it wasnt a TOTAL loss-right

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pinkeoni · 11 months

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If the homophobia has been internalized then the character has internalized homophobia

#putting most of my thoughts in the tags #but believe it or not #the gay character who said he felt like a mistake has internalized homophobia #i remember we got that nick script that said will hated himself #and then we were told it was ‘fake’ the consensus was ‘yeah will loves himself!’#no…#no he doesn’t…#like ignoring everything else that happens in that scene #like oh the part where he literally signs away his chance at a happy ending #because he doesn’t believe he deserves to have one #‘i deserve it’ will LITERALLY believes that he deserved the bad hand hes been dealt BECAUSE of his sexuality!!#im sorry but that IS internalized homophobia!!#and yes will IS facing a lot of external homophobia #but where do you think the internalized homophobia comes from #it doesnt exist in a vaccuum #ih is i formed by the external environment #do you think that mikes ih developed purely on its own?#IF THE GAY PERSON BELIEVES THAT WHAT THE HOMOPHOBES SAYS ABOUT HIM IS TRUE #THEN THAT IS INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA!!#and no I don’t expect Will to solve the world’s problems #but I DO expect him to realize that the hand he’s been dealt is unfair #and that he DOES deserve better #will is not just a self loving kid who’s only conflict exists outside of himself #his conflict is both internal and external #internalized homophobia #not tagging in the big tags #robin wakes up at 5am and has thoughts #okay back to bed now

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scoliosisgoblin · 4 months

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idk Rise of the Guardians oc

First one is them back in the 1400s, I don't remember if they ever mentioned that Pitch was a guardian, but I like to think he was. I also have headcanons for how old they are just cause it's not really clear in the movie

This is Lucy, spirit of Halloween

(he stole his clothes he's wearing in the first one)

#He hardly spoke for the first 50 years he was revived #He became a guardian a few years before Bunnymund #Also I hc that the Tooth Fairy oggles over every new guardian #He's gay btw and probably gonna end up with Bunnymund because uhhhh #Oh yeah him and Bunny become rivals after both become guardians #Then over the span of around 2 centuries they became friends. Another 3 centuries of friendship they kinda start dating?#They're like 600 years old in this au..#might add more later idkkk #Anyway that's all for now. Have fun with Lucy xoxo #Rise of the guardians #rotg #Bunnymund #Tooth fairy #nicholas st. north #Santa Claus #Sandman #Pitch black

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