#i forget gus but yk like part of them are on the group that literally goes there because luz did some dumb shi and then some help cook

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

remembering that time i forgot i left oil in a pan on a lit stove while cutting peppers for an omelet a few months ago.

me: 'oh, what's that sound? it sounds like my alarm clock.' *two seconds later* me: 'I didn't leave my alarm clock on this morning...' *looks over and realizes wtf is happening*

anyway, i then proceeded to speculate w my friend on whether or not a firefighter au could work because im just that unhinged. JUST THAT UNHINGED. (ofc like after the smoke cleared out and everything WAS FINE. rip that pan though dude).

"AND ITD BE CALLED 'SHE SET THE ROOM A-BLIGHT'" "no it should be 'She set the room a-luz"" "wait no ur so right." that idea lives in my head rent FREE. RENT FREE. both of those puns, "PLEASE TELL ME THE FIRST RESPONSE YOU HAD FROM ALMOST BURNING DOWN UR APARTMENT WAS NOT FANFICTION, BILLY"

"..."

"BILLY!!!"

#fanfiction #writing things #text post #the owl house #i actually had an idea for it that goes deeper #but basically like firefighter!amity because im lame #eda owns a restraunt that manny and her partnered up to run before he died but him being super close with eda and lilith- and raine #they run it with camilas help too cause they like- look after them both because yk business partnership that goes deeper to family ties #i forget but like luz almost starts a fire and its not BAD but they have to call the fire department #i forget what else happens but yeah. was supposed to be goofy haha silly oh gay panic moment bc women #also philip is the mayor?? and hunter's parents passed in a house fire?? but he doesnt know that philip mightve done that #vee is there too and masha- AND willow #i forget gus but yk like part of them are on the group that literally goes there because luz did some dumb shi and then some help cook #its so weird how i get my ideas though like wtf #like a whole “whoops i almost burned down my family business but at least i rizzed a girl up in the meantime so it wasnt a TOTAL loss-right