#not to be dramatic but heeheehee

[anna-scribbles]

first chapter 7/4 :)

#not to be dramatic but heeheehee #also I know it looks like this is a taylor swift only playlist but it actually isnt there will be other artists #these are just the songs relevant to ummmm this week #now WHO'S ready for ladynoir july #ml #call it even #miraculous ladybug #Spotify

[dreammeiser]

Is it okay to ask what where the inspiration for the characters of Dream along?

Of course! I'm always dying to talk about their creation and inspiration but worry about getting too wordy/annoying about it, so I hardly talk about it unless asked (please ask me about my brainrot heeheehee). I can only fit so much on an Instagram Story or a Tweet, so I'm glad you asked here. I guess this will be the master reference for them. Sorry in advance that this is wordy!!

I made these characters spanning the past 14-15 years, with their story only being worked on about 10+ years ago, give or take. I will mention that they were made with Earl as a starting point while I was working at the cool puppet place; the show I was interning on wasn't scratching the creative itch I had, so it was recommended to me to make the project that I wish I was working on. :oD

The Muppets, Sesame Street, Osamu Tezuka's works, and Moomin were some animated/puppet media off the top of my head that always stuck with me my whole life and have influenced my retro inspired work the most. They all had such sweetness and charm to them, and all felt like a found family :o) My favorite trope. Puppets were also just deeply meaningful to me because they were physical forms of creativity and childlike wonder you could hold and play with! I thought whenever you made one, you put a little bit of your heart and soul into them.

I wanted the Dreamalong Gang to have the charm of Jim Henson's and Tove Jansson's characters, but I wanted them to have the humor and intrigue of Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, and Welcome to Night Vale. DHMIS and Night Vale actually inspired the story the most because they were both a really nice mix of absurdist humor and horror! Sleep Paralysis Demons were a point of intrigue for me that I thought were perfect for a Dreamscape setting, so I started working on including those.

The Dreamalong Gang has little bits and pieces of friends that I had loved, but I leaned into the group dynamics more for them. They're composed of friends I wished I had growing up!

Visually, I'd think of a fun/dream adjacent theme for the characters to tie them all together thematically. I know people tend to bark at me when they see what I'm inspired by but, I don't like to copy directly from my inspiration sources. They're just there to inspire you, ya know?

Archie's theme was Wishing Stars and Bedtime Stories; Hunson Abadeer from Adventure Time used to be on here, but I moved away from anything that might've made Archie spooky. I forgot to include Peter Pan and his Shadow on here, but they inspired him as well!

When it came to palettes, sometimes I'd have something in mind for them already like with Roy G Biv, Archie, and Mae-- Roy has his kidcore rainbow/SMPTE bars, Archie had some of my favorite blues and creams with a pastel minimal rainbow, Mae's were based off the colors of a golden hour rainstorm I had seen on my travels. Other times I had to play around with what color I hadn't used much of yet. I wonder if you can tell which colors are my least favorite and which ones I like a lot hahaha :'o)

I would also think about stories and songs that went with the characters thematically and use those to shape their character a little further, like looking to The Impossible Dream from the 1972 Man of la Mancha and Moon River for Archie, as well as old Ole Lukoje fairytales. He used to draw inspiration from Hijo de la Luna, but I wanted his story to be more upbeat on surface level with hidden tones of sadness instead of dramatic.

I don't want this to get tooooo long, so I'm going to put a pin in it there. If people want to know more in depth inspiration sources for specific characters feel free to ask! I like being open about my inspiration sources and my process since so many other artists gatekeep stuff. I hope this was a nice read!! :o)

#thank you for the ask! #please ask me questions yes yes #If you are curious or unsure! Always ask! #I will get to them hopefully soon! #dream along with me #dawm project #dawm asks

[quitealotofsodapop]

Liang and Smokey were rivals to lovers.

Smokey was going to his favorite moody cliff to brood dramatically only to find that there was someone already there. They fight about it, and Smokey totally isn't impressed by how strong and handsome skilled this new guy is. He manages to chase the stranger off, but it keeps happening. The rest of the monkeys just kinda watch their soap opera happen.

It continues this way until the Rampage through Heaven where Liang gets super angry at Smokey for doing something that puts the entire troop in danger because of his own issues and ends up leaving before sh*t goes sideways. Smokey definitely doesn't regret their final argument as he's imprisoned under the mountain for 500 years.

They don't meet again til the Journey, right after poor Fruit Baby died and Smokey is all kinds of torn up inside. They of course have another argument, with Liang throwing all of Smokey's flaws and mistakes in his face and it escalates to physical violence. They're tearing up the countryside, terrifying the local deities. And then...

Smokey: IF YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE??!!

Liang: I DON'T HATE YOU!

*both pause, equally taken aback*

Liang, quietly: ...I don't hate you. I never hated you. It would've been so much easier if I did.....

*Smokey comes closer and puts a hand on Liang's face, gently wiping away a tear*

Smokey: I don't hate you either.

AND THEN THEY KISS!

They're so edgy and emo and I love it. 🖤

Heeheehee. The problem with two tsundere's falling in love. XD

Liang (Reborn's LEM) has been "an annoying shadow" to Smokey (Reborn SWK) his entire life it seems.

As cubs on Flower Fruit Mountain? Liang was there as a fellow outcast who combed through the future king's fur. The fellow monkey dubbing him "Smokey" after mistaking his facial marking for volcanic soot.

As a student under Subodhi? Smokey swore he'd see a fellow monkey demon watching him curiously as he tended to the monastery's garden.

When the newly dubbed Sun Wukong returned to the island and found it ravaged by the Demon of Havoc? The infuriating snow macaque was at the King's side to help save his people.

When the Brotherhood of Sages formed? The Great Sage Informing Wind was crowned alongside the Great Sage Equalling Heaven. Many dinner fights were had. Brother Lion joked that their arguements were more entertaining than any opera he'd seen.

When a certain Havoc rocked Heaven and put a target on Flower Fruit Mountain? The Macaque had grabbed the King by the shoulders and shouted at him, teeth bared. A nasty physical fight ensued, one that got so bad that the Stalwarts had to step in and separate the two. The smaller monkey shrieking that they hated their King and that they'll never forgive him for what he had done.

Still, Smokey swears he still saw a familar shadow visit him in those 500 years under the mountain.

Even now? As "Monkey" traipsed across the continent for a task that could take him a few minutes if not for this stupid spiritual Journey? He sees a cloaked figure following behind him. Never speaking, but he knows there's quick wit and a sharp tongue behind those lips...

He had dubbed the other monkey "Liang" in his mind so long ago due to the thick silvery fur that caught moonlight like a reflection in the water. He thought it was a far nicer name than "Liu'er Mihou/Six Eared Macaque".

Smokey honestly doesn't know *what* him and Liang are. Friends? Enemies? Rivals? They've traded as many punches as they have secrets. And out of all his connections from before the Mountain, Liang seems to be the only one of the Sages to want to confront him head-on.

Of course the whole situation with Yuandi and Fruitie happens...

That very night, Smokey finds a familar dark robed figure sitting at the spot on the mountain he had claimed for his own. This time Liang doesn't whisk away into the shadows.

Liang, mocking bravado: "The Monkey King! Great Sage Equal to Heaven! Punished once again for pilferingproduce!" Smokey, growling: "I'm not in the mood Liu'er." Liang: "Oh, but I am!" *jumps off rock and walks closer* "You see, there's a lot of talk that you destroyed a heavenly tree. One that contained super dangerous primordial demon. One that everyone seems to think is their ancestor! Do you know,how many demons I had to run and hide from to prevent that overgrown worm from finding me?!" Smokey, shit-eating smirk: "You've always been so good at running and hiding." Liang, pouncing: *angry snarl!* *monkey fight ensues*

Which all leads to... yeah. Confessions and a first kiss occurs in the carnage of their fighting.

Liang bolts back into the shadows the second silence falls. Smokey is left dismayed and hopeful. He feels better than he's felt in a long while, he just hopes Liang doesn't stop being his shadow...

And then the next time they meet, Liang is holding a pink-ish monkey cub who seems to reach out towards the Monkey King like he's an old friend...

#monkey king reborn #monkey king rebirth of the demon king #fruitiedads #sun wukong #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #jttw inspo character ideas #journey the west #jttw #jttw aus

[secretswiftymarvelfan]

The Spider Chronicles: Jake Jensen

Title: An Over-Reaction

Word Count: 671

Warnings: Spiders! Language!

Dividers by @firefly-graphics​

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An Over-Reaction

“In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight!” Jake sings in a high-pitched voice as the two of you walk through the dense forest.

“Jake this is the Amazon there are no lions” you point out as you cut away some vines.

“In the jungle, the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight!” Jake continues swaying his body to the beat as he follows after you.

“Lions don’t live in jungles Jake” you repeat turning around to face him.

“Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away!” Jake sings at the top of his lungs grabbing your hands, trying to get you to dance with him.

You try and ultimately fail at holding back a smile “you’re a nightmare” you laugh.

“Yeah but you love me anyway” Jake grins as he pulls you closer and pecks you on the lips.

“That and everyone else refused to do this recon with you” you smirk making him gasp dramatically.

“Well I better show them what they’re missing” he proclaims, grabbing the machete from you and leading the way singing “aweem away, aweem away, aweem away” as he went.

You couldn’t help but laugh as you followed after him. The two of you walked into the clearing where you’d set up camp. You dropped your gear down by the side stretching out your back as Jake made his way to the tent. He’d only poked his head into the tent before jumping back with a yelp.

“Jesus fucking christ!” He exclaimed pacing back and forth in front of the tent.

“What? What is it?” You ask frowning over at him.

“Take a look for yourself” he says pointing at the tent his eyes wide.

You frown poking your head into the tent and instantly spotting the gigantic spider in the far corner. You let out a yelp similar to Jake’s, also jumping back from the tent.

“That’s things the size of my head!” You exclaim in shock.

“It's a bird-eating spider,” Jake tells you letting out a puff of air as he shakes his head.

“IT EATS BIRDS!” You scream taking another couple of steps away from the tent.

“Generally no but it has the ability” Jake supplies with a small shrug of his shoulders.

“Fuck that, it's his tent now” you mutter shaking your head.

“Agreed” Jake sighs nodding his head in agreement.

“We can’t really just leave the tent though, it could blow our cover,” you say biting your thumbnail in thought.

“Burn it?” Jake suggests pulling a lighter from his pocket.

“But our stuff is in there” You point out.

Jake sighs nodding his head before glancing around “I can fashion a pole or something to get our stuff” he suggests.

“I guess that’s the best we’re gonna get, I think I have some duct tape in my pack” you sigh moving towards your rucksack.

Soon enough a pole had been fashioned and your belongings had been rescued, with minimal squealing whenever the spider moved. The tent had been set alight and the two of you started making your way back to base camp.

The heavens opened just as you arrived, both of you dashing inside the cabin where the rest of the team was waiting.

“Just in the nick of time,” Clay says as he spots you “was it a success?”

“Yep, got some good intel and the bugs are in place” Jake nods as he dumps his rucksack.

“Good, go rest up we’ll sort this all out” Clay offers nodding to the gear you’d brought back with you.

“Cheers Clay” you smile taking Jake’s hand and starting to head towards your bedroom.

“Wait where’s the tent?” Roque asks as he looks through the pile of gear.

“Oh, we burnt it,” Jake says turning back to face the team.

“Why?”  Cougar questions frowning over at you.

“Spider,” you tell them with a small shrug of your shoulders.

“Isn’t that a bit of an overreaction?” Pooch asked his eyes wide in shock.

“You should have seen the spider” Jake mutters shaking his head.

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#NiamhWrites #the spider chronicles #jake jensen #jake jensen x reader #jake jensen x you #jake jensen x y/n

[youretheonewhoblogs]

remember when i said that the last lougi batch was the final one WELL I LIED did i trick you :)

anyway heres your low quality ougis 👍

(low quality!ougi using the phone)

incredibly smug lougis

incredibly cute lougis featuring ougi muffler

this ones sicknasty lougi

look at how sicknasty he is

from a dramatic moment... but the lougi stays silly

look how silly heeheehee... nose

lougi in space...

lougi in the goofiest poses courtesy of his bicycle

look at him standing there

he's channeling some kind of power in this one... watch out

lougi but upside down c:

lougi but sideways :o

and then there's dark and brooding lougi. what could this lougi be thinking? you don't know. you have no idea

and finally... lougi yay

ok thats it. no gifs again bc. i didnt feel like it. but next time............. there just might be.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................gifs.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

link to the previous one. did you miss it did you miss the previous one. how could you

#ougisweep #oshino ougi #monogatari #screencaps

[livfastdieyoung69]

I bought binx a harness and she is so dramatic about it

heeheehee i tried to get one of my orange cats a harness but he HATED IT and he was too skinny so he would just slip right out

[castle-dominion]

5x7 swan song. I stayed up late last night so I"m starting this watch at around 10. Also no more livejournal transcript but I do have the dustjackets one

Ooh this is fun I like a band WAIT HOLY CRAP I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE FROM MY FAMILY WATCH we just watched spinal tap so we called it the spinal tap episode but I'll call it the rockumentary episode

Love the filming style & I didn't realize at first but then heeheehee it is sdkfjskdfh love this ep

bro you are alreadu here why don't YOU help? btw love his hat

Hold on beckett's car is dark blue, not black & esposito's car is red. P nice. *still filming even tho the cops are here* I think I said "I hope the entire episode is done like this" even tho I doubted it & THEN THIS HAPPENED

KB: Ryan, get rid of the cameras. The prettiest man on earth, looking uncomfy: Yeah, I’ll … take care of it. It must be weird for the actors to pretent to NOTICE the cameras for once, & to act like they are NOT super comfy on camera

JE: How’d you like to try to film with a cracked lens, huh? Huh?

Castle is so good at being on camera

Good old les paul

*ryan trying to hide his face*

Weird accent saying "director"

At least this man holds up his finger to espt & says he needs to go on the phone

Joel Mitas: you know, a hunt for the murderer? People love that stuff. Me: Yeah, I do *gets on the phone with someone DURING THE CONVERSATION*

Lanie *looks at the camera in exasperation about castle* Oh yeah club 27

the cameraone is on the wrong side of that gun

drunk af duh, did you not see her all hungover looking>

I'd have said "cru cru crunch" At least he died happy

You can see that the cameraone is not supposed to be there bc they are hiding behind the wall Poor esposito, walks in with a court order

Gates <3 Ryan & esposito.

Heck yeah she SHOULD give an introduction but ryan looks soooo uncomfy, I want to pic that

JE: ... Welcome KR: .. Welcome

I thought he meant "see something" as in see smth romantic

Why are they all interviewed at the same time remember ithaca

Espt you can just show them the screenshot

JE: All right. (he starts to spread the photos on the table. CASTLE blocks his line to the camera) Just … (he pushes him back) … there we go. Boom. (he circles) the guy in a photo) Boom. (again) Boom. (and again) I like the editing JE, dramatically: We’ve got you now, you son of a bitch. JE to the cams: I’m sorry, can I even say son of a –

clipping the intro for sure

Don't look at the camera keep your eyes on the road *arguing* changing shirt lol each trying to impress the cameras now that they're here

*jumps over a car*

this is freaking amazing

"that ain't ketchup" & sdjfkshdkjfhsdkjfhjds

*beckett watches annoyed while esposito makes nice/dramatic for the camera JE: That’s a gift from me to you. You’re welcome, America. *turns to walk away but his partner is there & holding his face, worth a clip*

Castle shush We haven't seen the roses episode Someone should write a casefic for that Wait I didn't see a cameraone in there, is there a cameraone filming inside the room? Ryan looks so uncomfy he wants to leave *stands in the corner*

Your little girl? Will that be butterfly? This is a great twist I am loooving it "If it's ok with my partner"

I am also happy that we got better shots of the other detectives earlier this episode, I wish we knew their names tho. I might be able to catch a glimpse on the nameplates

Ryan sooo pissed I loooove it ryan the drug cop KB: That’s an interesting theory, but that is pure speculation. RC: Actually, it’s not. Pure speculation would be Swan purchasing thermonuclear technology to have a scientist make him an amplifier that went all the way to 12. This? Musicians buying drugs? (he looks to the camera) That’s just Monday morning’s crossword.

Castle is naturally good at this, "you need to introduce lanie" yk?

*leaning down a bit to show off her rack* Antivax? *looking pretty for the cameras*

Ryan is pretty sam spear cool name *ryan jumps for his keys but espt takes them from him.* JE: No, no, no, no. I got this. You stay here and work on your little research project, you being the nerve center and all. (he turns to leave) Castle? I like how we are getting castito & ryckett, it is nice. (ofc esposito takes castle bc castle is good with cameras) *ryan still standing there with his hand out "holding" his "keys"*

Castle trying to defend beckett (the beckett onion) I can clip "he went the wrong way" but tbh I'd clip everything

Going to be a film Ooh he is composing a SCORE for a FILM!

Ofc he's working with this guy, he scores music

Who the hecking heck writes SHEET MUSIC for ROCK SONGS??? Tabs are more likely. I mean, I'm a fiddler, I have arranged rock pieces on my fiddle, I should record a Holy Grail cover & that You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison cover. Actually I recorded Holy Grail improv to make it easier to score but I haven't written, but I HAVE written Prison but not recorded it. Like esposito would NOT read music I'm gonna sing for y'all later SDFDHSKJHH SO FREAKING EXCITED but also what singers use sheet music? I have some minimal classical training & I cannot sing reading off sheet music. I can play my violin just fine! Actaully,,, I struggle with the timing on written music, but if I've heard the song even once & I have the sheet music, I'd be able to figure it out. I can not, however, sing reading sheet music

the composer sitting in the back while these two talk

MAN DOES AN IMPROV MUSICAL STING HECK FRICKEN YEAH reminds me: my brother took a piano class at my fiddle camp once & the piano teacher loooved making cute dumb jokes so like here: when the geese fly in an arrow, why is one arm longer than the other? Because it has more birds in it Ba dum ts! My brother learned how to quickly hit the button on his keyboard that makes it into drum sounds & then he memorized the keys for ba dum & ts. It was INCREDIBLE (could clip that but I could clip anything)

Ooh I'm liking the music rn I like them. I wonder if they have a song in the bonus features. also the drummer is great great great. All the best drummers are shirtless. This guy tho, he is wearing a vest, a waistcoat. That's the only shirt he's wearing. Beautiful.

Beckett looks nice & good shirt too. DON'T-- BE CAREFUL WITH THE GUITAR mum noticed the tap shoes too!

strut your stuff sdkjfsdlkj

Keith: Really? You gotta film this too? KB, actually liking the cams for once: They can film whatever they want, Keith. You signed a release A drunk witness

Ithaca again ... So... You can't ask this girl...

holy crap does she realize they were filming? oh no gates is checking up on them while they have the porno If I were gates I'd also take people aside & ask them if they are doing ok with the cameras JE: You want action, check this. *starts to turn his copmouter screen* (lol action) VG: Hey, hey, hey. This is inappropriate workplace behavior. JE: This is evidence, Sir. Our suspect’s alibi hinges on this. (he smiles into the camera) VG: Oh. VG, watching closer: Oh. (She is a married woman, y'all) KB: (aside) That’s not the only thing on this video being faked. VG: *looks at her*

Ooh coly crap ryan is pretty again! I mean he always is but it is another plaid type shirt, blues & pinks, & this time he has a tie clip,, "research project" he is mad

Man wasn't a thing until 17?? ITHACA mum: cult? Me: that would explain antivax Castle: it's a cult That's clever! He added the O & the B!

the tension between rysposito

RC: Wait a second. That’s the day Swan died. So John Campbell was in town with a few days to kill. (he takes a beat, then smiles) See what I did there? KB: *sighs heavily and tips her head back in annoyance* RC: That was good. Use that. Don’t use the part where I said ‘see what I did there’. Cut that out, so a hard fade to black, musical sting. *sings the castle theme* ((clipping this)) *He turns around for support from his friends, but they’ve all walked away.*

KR: The Church of Worldly Enlightenment isn’t just your friendly neighborhood cult. It’s also a 20 acre pot farm. Run by the 300 plus members all for Campbell’s personal profit.

cameras CAMERAS his annoyed face as soon as he sees

Smart people are in cults too y'all. Oh of course he'd recruit at a youth hostel beckett still holding up her book in front of her face I love it. I mean they already have your face

Maybe the youth hostel can get rid fo the cameras. Also all the faces of the youths here should be blurred. Runaways, cult escapees, queer kids, probably way too many native ppl, you don't want your face out

I love all the flags Yuck. My church is populated by mainly FNMI people & it's a great church. Kids run on to the platform, priest says "let the children come," each month we do a finance review so we know where our money is going, transparency is important. If your church is full of natives, you want to do right. THIS church is building conciliation & reconciliation.

wanTed revenge, becks. There is a t.

I like how we saw the boom mic

I like how she says "excuse me" before answering the phone OH NO THE ALMOST-KISS

Look at them argue lol

"you" should tell beckett these two are so freaking cute also cute shirt on esposito lol castle moving away from becks what is the name of this detective? The gaunt black guy

Course he's not in the system the roadie!??!?! (but how did the cult watch get a photo of him?)

YOU WERE THE MENTOR? probably plays christian music, I know so many good camp songs... the nostalgia is real, esp as someone who considers themself separate from the roman catholic church but is still a christowitch (& christopagan during lent) & Metis folk catholic... a queer anarchosocialist catholic, seriously? an emo punk like me?

Castle & his musical sting XD

Maybe esposito really can read sheet music Power chords? Seriously? I'm not a guitarist but I'm p sure it would be better to compose smth like that with tabs or just the chord names, tho idk. But castle can read sheet music & understand like what power chords are being played & stuff?

Just grabbed my fiddle. I wish I knew the key. I thought it might be in c bc no sharps/flats but why shouldn't mess with the c in that case, then I thought it might be d bc that's a common note & I played the song in d. I have some classical & sightreading training but I'm mostly a fiddler & I learn my ear, in fact the suzuki method is very ear based. So my timing was off. But I played it & it sounds good, or it would sound good if I had full sheet music & a listen through first, & maybe if I played rock guitar. It is actually pretty easy minus the rests in odd places, but they are not bad for people with better timing than me, maybe it would be hard for guitarists to play bc they don't have bows.

He can play that, IF he has a chance to practice first, caslte you motherHecker! People like that probably don't even use sheet music! It is rare that they do! If they need to read, they will use tabs ALSO HOLD ON WHAT THE FRICK THAT WAS IN THE TREBBLE CLEFF, MY VIOLIN KEY, NOT THE BASS CLEFF WHICH IS WHAT BASS GUITAR WOULD PLAY

they did NOT get their music composer to help with the props department huh.

Give him some time to workshop it! You COULD play it probably! (also who plays with rings?)

Pique de nez

Mikey way didn't know how to play bass when they fisrt started the band "but you sure can handle a guitar" Wow this kid, poor zeke, he is upSET

also this roadie is p darn short Love how we get the tattoo visibility

you need a new bassist & a new frontman lol

Lol gates I love this XD RC: It’s what makes catching the killer worthwhile. Which is strange, because you’d think it’d be catching the killer but no, it’s – OH NO SHE SAW THE CLIP but they are not technically both employees....

castle you YOU CHILD

beckett don't pretend more crap is going on than she knows

Wow. I heard somewhere that dever & huertas did more music together at some point.

btw I need to clip this, but the into happens while gates is yelling at caskett

amazing amazing amazing amazing wonderful phenominal outstanding music them singing in the middle of the bullpen & playing instrumetns & esposito all dramatic & ryan "I taught him how to do that' & the harmonies & the silliness & the prettiness & heck I need a full song of this like holy crap he can sing high also do they.. hav etheir amps here (ryan is not singing despite having "taught" him how) it's just so good & espt is so silly dramatic & ryan is tapping on the chair & sfjkhsadjfshdkjfhdskjfhs

Is that the sstairway ppl like to go to in fanfiction oh no wait she is just locking him in a closet that was a good scene I'd maybe clip it if I don't have to return the DVDs "Hey!!"

sjhalksjdfhalskjdfhlajsdhfljkasdhfkjlh this was a great episode, I know I say a lot are my fave but I think this one is up there with the 40s episode the blue butterfly & sdfjhalkfsjdh I want to rewatch life on the murder scene now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this wpisode was great shdjkshfdjh it was humerous it was unique (good change of pace) it brought character & murder & sfjdkhsk music & so much hhhhhhhhhhhthis made me so happy I spent two hours on this ep & I only allow myself an hour & a half (I mean, I did grab my violin...)

#castle 5x7 #castle 5x7 spoilers #castle 5x7 quote #the rockumentary episode

[thedorklegacy]

The Dork Legacy 3.5 part 1

Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

[ 1.5 ]

[ 2.7 ]

[ 3.4 ]

This is our last update before uni, which is exciting. :D Gen 3 is turning out to be the shortest so far, which is honestly kind of a relief for me, heh. However, expect lots of spam in this update, as I apparently paid lots of attention to small details.

Because I ended last update awkwardly, we're going to start this one out awkwardly! I'm pleased to know that sims let their nine year olds handle huge pruning shears unattended.

What are the responsible adults doing while this is happening?

Getting high off of Snapdragon fumes, apparently...

Dun...dun...

DUN DUNNNNN!!! *dramatic damsel scream*

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the house, something adorable is happening.

Roman: Tooba snooboo~!

Miraluka: Ba ba ba baaa!

Me: O___O <3333!!!

Best picture of the whole update, yes?

Though this one gives it a run for its money...

Agnes: 3<

Willoughby: ...Is she okay?

Shelby: Too...much...snapdragon...-.<

Shelby: RAAAR! FURY!!

Shelby: Uh...whoa, is that a plane?

Willoughby: Bitch can't even hold her snapdragon...

Shelby: Heeheehee, my feet are on upside-down now!

Willoughby: She should know not to directly inhale...

Shelby: WHOA man...whoa...whoa...hold up a second. Did anyone else see that demon ballerina?

Shelby: Oh God! Oh God! The balledemon is tickling me! Oh the tickling!

Willoughby: ...>.<

Shelby: FUCK YOU BALLERINA DEMON! I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TICKLY WILES!

Shelby: Heh heh. I showed HIM.

Nettie: Old man, if I had a guitar right here, I would show you how to ROCK!

Originally posted at katu_sims.

#the dork legacy #gen3

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Phil is not on fire 10

Date video was published: 12/07/2018 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 385

The final PINOF! 🙁 This is the latest in the year a PINOF was posted; it had been consistently in late November, including for PINOF 9. They asked for questions and did lots of promo on social media as usual (1, 2, 3).

0:04 - this is quite the opening

0:10 - playing up the “random xD” a lot in this one

0:17 - are those TATINOF props they still had around? lol

0:29 - “interlock” like they do when they’re signing things

0:39 - they made the noses very tiny for this one

0:42 - Phil is taking fixing this very intently 😂

0:47 - “what am I doing...I am twenty-seven” is a great Dan line

0:49 - whoops! Phil felt bad and Dan is over dramatic about it as usual

1:06 - what is this video. it’s almost entirely lost the Q&A by this point

1:18 - the cat impressions just disturb me

1:20 - Dan why 😳 although I suppose the licking goes all the way back to the original PINOF

1:40 - “take my giant pen” jesus christ

1:45 - Phil actually about to fall of the bed

1:54 - Phil liked the boxing so much ahead of the tour that he actually bought some gloves, it seems

2:06 - oooop, that was pretty hard...Phil does not have great control over his own limbs

2:19 - leg-dab callback to PINOF 9

2:22 - what is this position.

2:29 - this plus the added music is great

2:41 - pretty sure at some point Phil realizes those plants aren’t even real

2:50 - and again...what is Dan doing

2:56 - well...he’s not wrong, I’m just disturbed

3:13 - gotta get some more use out of the yodeling pickle from the last video

3:15 - love the smirk when Phil decides what he’s going to do there

3:26 - intense staring from Dan there

3:37 - love Phil just laughing in the foreground 😂

3:42 - Phil’s was better...but he has a bit more to work with...I’m sorry

3:46 - this feels like it’s something that happens regularly

3:58 - Phil doesn’t even know what to say to that

4:08 - don’t know about Phil’s “you’re welcome daddy” in the background there 😳

4:17 - they kept that shitty sofa for so long. although they didn’t really use it much at the second London flats

4:24 - pretty sure those are the “aura” glasses from the last video

4:30 - this was a pretty recent Phil photo...he is doing a pout, lol. also I’m sure Dan took these photos which is funny

4:39 - Phil does think that photo is cursed now

4:48 - Dan with the very intentional original PINOF reference. lots of those in this video

4:56 - it had been a few PINOFs since they did that

5:01 - what even, Phil. do like that Dan photo though

5:07 - and a photo from during the tour

5:08 - absolutely perfect from Phil 😂 Dan is so proud

5:19 - taking a while to recover from that one and move on to the next bit; I love it

5:29 - what is Phil telling Dan “no” to here?! this clip is out of nowhere

5:35 - danger there from Dan

5:40 - a mini houseplant tour! they took the time to get footage from both the filming and living flats

5:50 - there are a lot of dead ones at this point, lol

6:13 - great Dan reaction to Phil’s sounds there and the “we got up to very different things”

6:17 - somehow I forget that this bit is in this PINOF

6:23 - christ Phil, not helping 👀

6:33 - they both tweeted about this when it was a thing (1, 2)

6:35 - I feel like this question would have gotten cut as “boring” if not for the bug interruption

7:04 - LMAO at them actually doing that. also, this is from the living flat so at some point had they to go through the hallways with cat whiskers on again 😂

7:09 - the parallel to Phil saying “the things it’s seen” about the Hulk and Iron Man pictures...their household objects are apparently seeing a lot 😳

7:13 - not sure what is an “intriguing investigation”

7:29 - well that is a position from Dan...

7:39 - alright Dan is funny

7:46 - so many random inserts in this one

7:50 - this must have been the last thing they filmed for this...love Phils “heeheeHEE!”

8:10 - I wonder if Phil filmed/watched the whole time Dan was doing this

8:19 - it doesn’t even look like Phil used a comb...also filming this on Dan’s phone apparently

8:24 - GOD I can’t believe they did this

8:36 - help 😭

8:43 - Dan left his hair straight for a couple days

8:50 - oh my god that is a lot of tweets

9:03 - also an AmazingDan reference. this video is a lot

9:08 - christ the slow drag of his hand down Phil’s arm

9:24 - Dan is already smiling so big before Phil reads anything

9:34 - I have no words 😳

9:53 - I still really don’t think that “obviously” this was the last PINOF like the thought it was

9:59 - you can’t just say that Phil. 😭 or make it the video description...after that would really have been prime opportunity for a Dan tackle though, to really bring it full circle

This ranks somewhere in the middle of the PINOFs for me. Although I do love that it is the only one with the current hairstyles. And the recreation of the first selfie bit is SO MUCH. And Dan did post bloopers on Christmas again.

Appropriately, this was the last video of 2018. The end of an era. Get ready for a lot of Phil; this is the last Dan appearance until BIG and the last truly joint video until Something we want to tell you! at the start of 2021.

This year they were just casually up front about Dan going up to Isle of Man with Phil before Christmas (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7). So many Insta stories! Then Phil stayed (1, 2, 3, 4) while Dan did go to his family’s for a bit (1, 2, 3, 4, 5).

#dan and phil #dnp #dnpRewatch #amazingphil #daniel howell #phil lester #danisnotonfire #amazingphil videos #Phil is not on fire 10 #pinof #pinof10

[piracytheorist]

...Ethan screaming in terrified and immense pain you say... youtube. c o m / watch ? v = _GLwRZvAyrY (you're free to watch all of it but my special mentions are the ones starting at 6:16, 9:12) (3:33 and 11:44 he gets beheaded) (3:52 and 11:32 I appreciate how they animated strength leaving his arms keeping away the enemies it's subtle)

Ooooohhh my God this has even more death scenes included than other videos I've watched! And all the little details!! Like what you've said, with the ones where his arms slowly stop resisting as his strength leaves him, or even how dramatic the decapitations are, like the one in 11:50 where his head is just yeeted off in the air? Or in 13:22 where the Soldat Panzer steps on his chest to keep him down? They really did put some amazing effort into his death scenes, lol! They knew what the audience wanted, heeheehee...

#content warning this has a LOT of blood and gore!! #blood tw #gore tw #horror tw #Resident Evil #Resident Evil 8 #re misc #anonymous #ask and ye shall receive #Ethan Winters

[iixiplaytimeisoverixii]

Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with Yami yugi OR Yugi for 2 days.

Sexual Cute and Dramatic M!A List || Accepting

"Well...that doesn't sound too bad....right?"

{His mun: "Heeheehee~"}

"....." Now he's worried.

#playtime is over ~ {{answered meme}} #anon #{{M!A time!}} #{{thank you so much for the ask!!}} #{{this is my first time doing one of these so we'll see how it goes..??}} #{{all Yami's and Yugi's have permission to mess with him!}} #{{anon's and other muses are welcome too! ^^}} #{{im going to have SSOOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS!! X3}} #{{mobile}} #{{quick break time}} #{{this starts now..may extend it a day?...maybe?}}

[pinktatertots99]

And as a second request for the Prompt: 35. Water can solve many problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water. Get rid of someone you hate? Drown them. *name*, no! For Dia and Bort please? That totally sounds like them!

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS god i’ve wanted to write sadistic dia for so long! not to mention...heeheehee au time~. since the name no one is a different person lol.

Dialogue Prompts #2

35. Water can solve many problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water. Get rid of someone you hate? Drown them. *name*, no!

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taking a swig of their water bortz watched the many runners on the track as dia giggled exhaustingly. “isn’t it nice? coming to a different building for training?” they asked as the raven gave a scoff. “didn’t have to be this one.”

“awwww, are you two still having a lovers quarrel?”

“dia i swear-”

“that wasn’t me.” both looked to the left to find the purple cladded inmate laying on the bench, magazine over his face as both got up to see him, bortz immediately pulling him by his greyish green ponytail gaining a yelp. “heeeey rude!”

“we’re in a prison.” bortz stated as the other looked off in thought at the statement. “anyways, go eavesdrop the doctor’s office.”

“easy for you to say they like red-heads more then me! after our time together in the underworld.” he sighed dramatically as dia gave a “awww poor thing.”

“don’t encourage him.”

“no PLEASE encourage me. maybe i can help solve ya two’s problems~?”

bortz gave a glare as they squeezed their water bottle to his face. “water can solve many problems. want to lose weight? drink water. clear skin? drink water.”

“get rid of someone you hate? drown them!” both stared at dia as qi gave a choked “dia no!”

“why not? their right.” bortz stated as he jumped lightly. “ya gonna get the guards attention!”

“and?” qi sighed but gave a light hum. “...you could get in trouble with your sensei~.” both stared at eachother as bortz gave a scoff, walking off. “i’m doing sit ups.” they stated as both watched them.

“daawww, ya know those two got more in common weirdly.” he stated as dia hummed. “maybe...i wonder if the difference would diverge into how long they can hold their breaths.”

“...wha?”

“nothing nevermind~!” immediately they skipped off to follow bortz, leaving the chemist to lay back with the soaked magazine over his face again mumbling “this place needs a therapist.”

#houseki no kuni #nanbaka #land of the lustrous #nanbaka the numbers #hnk #nnbk #kingdom of gems #idiots with numbers #nanba prison #CrossOver #au #fanfiction #nnbk au #i made this #the pink one speaks #michi!

[secretswiftymarvelfan]

I think I have just written the best opener to a oneshot in existence and I’m crying with laughter:

“In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight!” Jake sings in high pitched voice as the two of walk through the dense forest.

“Jake this is the amazon there are no lions” you point out as you cut away some vines.

“In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight!” Jakes continues swaying his body to the beat as he follows after you.

“Lions don’t live in jungles Jake” you repeat turning around to face him.

“Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away!” Jake sings at the top of his lungs grabbing your hands, trying to get you to dance with him.

You try and ultimately fail at holding back a smile “you’re a nightmare” you laugh.

“Yeah but you love me anyway” Jake grins as he pulls you closer and pecks you on the lips.

“That and everyone else refused to do this recon with you” you smirk making him gasp dramatically.

“Well I better show them what they’re missing” he proclaims, grabbing the machete from you and leading the way singing “aweem away, aweem away, aweem away” as he went.

#niamhwrites #jake jensen #the losers #jake jensen fanfic

[ghostresidues]

omg okay not to sound dramatic or anything but like... i’m going to a birthday meal for my friend later this week and someone is gonna be there who like.... there was BIG beef between us a few years ago and i still dislike her a lot !!! so i am thinking of wearing an ICONIC outfit just so she can see how happy + well i am..... heeheehee this is so petty and small and ridiculous

#personal

[veeeffvee]

So I reread my play now that I’m /not/ sleep deprived

The whole thing is framed in a much more dramatic way than things actually happened. Which, I mean, makes sense ‘cause it’s a play, but... it would be a lot of work to try and rewrite things realistically.

Soooo let me just summarize what happens! (It’s a lot easier, and you guys don’t have to read my awful play-writing style that I haphazardly cobbled together in order to write this assignment):

SCENE 1

Christopher’s old friends show up at his mansion with the intent to talk to him about something

Christopher, clueless about what’s gonna happen, invites them in and asks what’s wrong

The friends start calling Christopher out on all of the bullshit he’s tried to pull on them

Christopher denies doing anything wrong (of course), and turns the accusations on them instead, saying that they’ve been treating him wrongly this whole time

Everyone argues, and it escalates to the point where Christopher declares that his friends are betraying him

The friends don’t quite agree with calling it “betrayal,” but they do say that they can’t be friends with Christopher anymore

Christopher yells at them some more, kicks them out of his house, and then proceeds to have a tantrum (yes, I kid you not, he throws a fucking fit and it’s actually a little funny)

(Did I mention that I write Christopher being seventeen for once here? I don’t think I did, oops. So yeah, he’s still himself, but he’s just a little less collected and has more of a temper. This version of him is so fun to write if I’m being honest)

Still furious, he yells at Lillian (who was watching the whole thing go down) for not defending him in the argument. He calls her some things, Lillian starts crying, and Christopher storms off to his room

SCENE 2

Heeheehee this whole scene is a ~*soliloquy*~ my dudes

I won’t go into detail about this part ‘cause it’s a little silly due to how dramatic it is

But anyway, we’re in Christopher’s room of mirrors, and this is the part where Christopher insists to his mirrors that he’s a good person, and the mirrors do... ~*something*~

Christopher realizes that he’s rambling to mirrors, and thinks, “Okay, I’m obviously at the end of my rope now. I’m going to bed.”

And he does. He just goes to bed and the scene ends

SCENE 3

Cut to a few days later, and Christopher is in the middle of asking Tea Time if he delivered some letters that Lillian wrote (these are implied to be letters asking the friends to come back)

Tea Time says yes, he did, and there hasn’t been a response yet

Christopher makes a show of being impatient, and he’s about to storm off angrily to his room again before there’s a knock at the door

Surprise! It’s those friends from scene 1

Christopher begins half-apologizing for his behavior, but his friends cut him off by saying that he was completely justified for being mad and acting the way that he does

And Christopher’s just like “???????????? What. I mean yes of course I was right, why wouldn’t I be”

So the friends forgive him and then leave, and Christopher is literally disoriented by how easy that was

He realizes that the mirrors must be responsible for this, so he goes up to the mirror room again and inspects the mirrors

Cue one of the mirrors blasting him in the face with ~*magic light*~

The left side of Christopher’s face is burned as a result and he screams in pain, which alerts Lillian and Tea Time

As soon as they get to the door, Christopher tells them to stay back, and he orders Tea Time to get a medical kit and leave it at the door

Tea Time does, and this is where the scene ends

And now for some fun stuff that I’m a little proud of!

I used symbolism for once! How’s that for creative writing HAHA!

I pulled a Chekhov’s Gun in scene 1. Christopher begins the scene by looking at himself in a hand mirror before setting it down on a table, and during the argument, the mirror is broken. Double haha!

I started imagining what Christopher’s mansion looks like! Well, actually, I had done that way before this assignment, but now I described the layout of it a little more in detail! Hahaha!

I still can’t get over how I wrote a whole soliloquy. I just. Man that’s freaking hilarious

Anyway sorry for infodumping on this stupid play that I’m not gonna share, but I felt a little bad for talking about it and then not posting it. So I hope this is okay? Haha sorry if it isn’t though, I just... I don’t know

#personal #long post #fanfic #I... guess? It's not the actual writing itself buuut I should tag this as /something/

[ryvswb]

@proximio-5 Asked: Have Wash and Carolina met the girls yet?

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Washington, walking alongside Carolina and Weiss on the sidewalk: Well we certainly met one of them. Wait how many of you are there?

Weiss, leading the way towards the pizza place she left Yang and the Reds at: There are four of us.

Carolina, jokingly: Well I sure hope your friends aren't as...rowdy as ours.

Weiss, as the pizza place comes into view: Oh don't worry, We've met the Reds and Blues and I can assure you that we aren't as destructive or as chaotic as these-

Weiss, stopping in her tracks, stunned at the carnage going on at the pizza place: -imbeciles...

*Weiss, Wash and Carolina all stand there in disbelief as they see Adam's unconscious body laying next to Tyrian's poorly parked stolen car, the latter fighting Yang inside the restaurant all the while Grif seems to be shooting at both of them*

Carolina: God...

Weiss:...fucking...

Washington:...DAMMIT!

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Yang, brawling with Tyrian, before taking a volley of bullet, causing her aura to flicker, her eyes turning red as she turns towards Grif: WHERE ARE YOU AIMING AT!?!?

Grif, reloading his rifle: You said you're super power made you stonger when you take damage right? So by shooting both of you not only am I damaging the scorpion asshole but I'm also powering you up AND saving myself the extra effort it would take for me to avoid shooting you!

Yang, after ducking to avoid another volley of Grif's bullets: Your shots still hurt me you dumbass!

Tyrian, kicking Yang in the stomach, sending her flying into a wall: Why thank you for the assist orange boy! We make a great team you and I!

Donut, still calmly sitting in the back of the restaurant: Huuuuh Grif? I really don't mean to hurt your self esteem, but I don't think you're helping very much.

Simmons, poking his head out of his hiding spot under a table: Yeah I think you should just leave this to Yang Grif, she looks like she knows what she's doing........unlike you.

Grif: Oh shut up! If you're gonna complain then why aren't you two helping!?

Donut, in an innocent tone: I just ate! I need to digest before I do any straining physical activity!

Simmons, retreating back under the table: I-I'm huuuuuuh ALERGIC TO SCORPIONS! Yep thats it! *cough cough* sorry can't help...

Grif: I hate you both...

Tyrian, talking to himself: My my! This is almost as easy as the time I sunk Fairgame!

Tyrian, getting clocked in the face by Yang, causing him to recoil backwards and clutch his face: AAUURGH! WHAT IS IT WITH YOUR FAMILY AND PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE!?

Yang, shrugging lightly as a smirk form on her lips: I don't know. You just have a very punchable face I guess.

Donut, cheering from his seat in the back: Yeah do it again Yang! I love a good fisting!

Literally everyone else inside the building including Tyrian: SHUT THE FUCK UP DONUT!

Donut, offended: Alright you know what? Since its seems like I'm not welcome here, I'm just going to go take a light power walk to help my digestion then!

Donut, standing up with a huff and walking towards the front door: If anyone is looking for me I'll be shopping for essential oils!

*Everyone silently and awkwardly watch Donut as he walk trough the ravaged restaurant, past Yang and Tyrian, and finally, leaves trough the front door*

Tyrian, breaking the silence: Okay can we go back to killing each other now?

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Carolina, meeting Donut halfway in the restaurant's parking lot, Weiss and Wash at her side: Donut! What in the world is going on in there!?

Donut, in a frustrated voice: Oh you know, just a bunch of MEANIES too busy fisting each other to appreciate my input!

Weiss, getting flustered: E-excuse me they're doing WHAT!?

Washington, apathetically: Just don't think about it. You'll learn to zone out his innuendos eventually.

Donut, slightly choked up: Now if you'll excuse me, I have some much needed theraphy shopping to do. Weiss. Agent Washington. Agent Carolina.

Donut, looking at Adam, whom is still unconscious on the ground: Mysterious man who got ran over.

Donut, walking away: I hope all of you have a good day!

Carolina: Donut wait! We need your help to stop thi-

Donut, not stopping nor turning around, choking back tears: I SAID HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Carolina, turning back to Wash and Weiss: *sigh* Great! Now what?

Weiss, in a serious tone: We need to formulate a plan. Okay...one of us stays out here to cut off Tyrian's escape, meanwhile the other two-

Washington: Whoaaaa whoa whoa! Why are we wasting our time making plans right now? The fight is already going on! Theres no time!

Carolina: Are you saying we should just waltz in guns blazing!?

Washington, as Yang and Grif can be seen fighting Tyrian trough the restaurant's windows behind him: YES! Theres six of us and one of him! We go in. We shoot him. He dies. Simple.

Weiss, in a matter of fact tone: His aura will protect him from your bullets, its not going to be this simple.

Carolina: Also I can see Simmons trembling under one of the table, I don't think he'll be of any help.

Washington, begrudgingly conceding: Alright fine. You both have a point. But we still outnumber five on one.

*Yang comes crashing trough the window, her aura breaking as she hits the ground*

Weiss, crossing her arms sternly: Now its four on one.

Washington, loosing his patience: We. Are. Still. At an advantage! Lets just go in and kill this guy. BEFORE HE KILLS GRIF. Why should we be afraid of ONE GUY!? Does he have a scary special move that shreds armor in one hit or something!?

Weiss, bluntly: He does actually.

Washington:...

Washington: Goddammit.

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Tyrian, after he sent Yang flying through the window: Heeheehee! She's not part bird like her mom but she sure can fly!

Grif, standing dramatically at the other end of the restaurant: Finally. Now its just you, me...and Simmons pissing himself under the table behind me!

Simmons: Please don't remind him I'm here!

Tyrian, flaunting dramatically, with a huge grin on his face: Oh? Think you can take me on your own chubby boy?

Grif, tense dramatic music playing as he talks: Maybe not...I'm not the strongest. I'm not the smartest. But I have the powers of god AND pizza on my side!

Grif, taking aim: Sayonara motherfucker.

*click click*

Grif, dramatic music screeching to a stop as he realises he's out of ammo:.....oooooooooooooooh shit...

Tyrian:Heeheeheeeee.

Tyrian, breaking into a full sprint towards Grif: HeeheeHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Grif, screaming like a little girl as throws his empty gun along with several other objects at Tyrian, whom effortlessly slashes them all aside with his blades: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Pizza place cashier, his squeaky teenager voice apathetically calling to Tyrian, causing his blades to stop mere inches away from Grif's visor: Sir your order is ready.

Tyrian, reluntantly sheating his weapons and walking towards the counter: *sigh* Just as I was really getting into it.

Grif, completely frozen in place, as Tyrian casually picks up his coat off the ground, accepts his pizzas from the cashier, then leaves:...

Simmons, coming out of hiding once Tyrian is gone: Phew! Glad thats over! Right Grif?........Grif?

Grif: *faints*

Simmons: Oh great now I'm gonna have to carry you're lazy ass.

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Carolina, as she spots Tyrian casually walking to his (stolen) car with his five pizzas in hand, Weiss and Wash too busy bickering to notice: Uuuuummmm guys?

Carolina, as Tyrian gets into his car and starts the engine, Weiss and Wash still not noticing: GUYS!

Carolina, taking a shot a Tyrian's car as he drives away, but failing to stop him: Dammit! He got away!

Weiss: See? If we had gone through with my plan this wouldn't have happened!

Washington: No. We could've prevented this by going in and gank him with our numerical advantage! Your "plan" would've just wasted our time!

Simmons, dragging Grif from inside the pizza place: Will both of you shut up and help me carry Yang and Grif!?

Simmons, his sarcasm causing Weiss and Wash to bow their heads in shame: Thanks for the help back there by the way.

Carolina, nodding her head at Adam, who is slowly regaining consciouness: What do we do about him? Should we call an ambulance?

Adam, slowly standing up and rubbing his face: Uuuugh...what the hell happened? *distant polka music* What the fuck is this music?

Adam, turning towards the source of the music as it grows louder, his vision blurry: Is...is this...what is this a puma or someth-

Ruby, as she unknowingly runs Adam over with the warhog, sending him flying in a nearby open manhole, excitedly calling out: WEISS LOOK! SARGE THOUGHT ME HOW TO DRIVE!!!

Sarge, sitting in the shotgun seat, his voice full of pride: And she only burned three red lights! Kid's a natural!

Carolina, in a very tired tone: What did you say earlier about your friends not being destructive?

Weiss, pinching the bridge of her nose: *SIGH*

#rwby #red vs blue #ryvswb!au #weiss schnee #agent washington #agent carolina #dexter grif #yang xiao long #tyrian callows #dick simmons #frankly delano donut #ruby rose #adam taurus #sarge