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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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Different SWK's react to "I want a baby" text:
I imagine these convos are between the different SWK and their LEMs, but it works in general too.
Lego Monkie Kid SWK/"Dawn" + TMKATI au "Peach":
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The Monkey King: Hero is Born SWK/ "Dasheng":
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The Monkey King Reborn/"Smokey":
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The Monkey King (Netflix) 2023/ "Cherry":
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New Gods: Nezha Reborn/"Ace":
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Meihouwang/"Shihou":
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Journey to the West: Legends of the Monkey King (2000)/"Sugar":
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Smash Legends/"Starfruit":
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I made this as a joke. Add any thoughts you wish.
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quitealotofsodapop · 3 months
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"a common theme among orphaned and/or socially isolated macaques is oral fixation - as they lack a mother, they subconciously seek out oral stimulation via thumb-sucking or chewing on twigs to simulate nursing. These repetitive behaviors follow them into adulthood, even when they've grown into healthy wild monkeys"
The truth is I got a little sad reading that, but then my mind went a little random and I imagined this:
Basically you can see Swk and Lem hugging each other lovingly, then the red-haired ape separates a little and looks into the other's eyes and say:
"Can I suck your chaest?"
"Wha-"
This applies to any Swk in the Wukongverse probably ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
XD
Referencing this post about orphan monkey behavior seen in SWKs.
Short answer: YUP.
Long answer: Ultimately it would be another form of intimacy shared between two mates. Pretty much all the LEMs are aware that their Wukong was essentially an orphan, and after some confusion (or an indignant slap from some) they would be ok with it. It also makes them adoringly-smug to see the powerful Monkey King resting against their chest like a cub - its an extreme show of trust.
Godspeed to the SWKs who ask their mate that question when they're currently nursing a baby (like Zhanshi or Liang).
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The monkey king wonders if this is how he dies.
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quitealotofsodapop · 7 months
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Now I wanna see how all LEMs react to a love rival...
It varies from universe
LMK/Plum: "Oh no~ how could I compete with... nah I'm mad. Get your ass over here!" *starts causing havoc* Starts off confident and cool, but he's secretly a very jealous monkey. 100% down for loud PDA with his Peach.
HeroIsBack/Zhanshi: *short evil chuckle* "Meet me in the Pit." Quick to murder-violence like his mate. Their idea of PDA involves doing unholy acts in a pool of their respective love rivals' blood.
Reborn/Liang: "Huh?! You know thats not gonna work on my Wukong." *splays self out over Smokey's lap* "He's a married man after all." >;3 Lots of posturing and pda, might loudly walk on scene with Xiao Qi to get his point across.
Netflix/Olive: "Die." Gets really cold (colder than usual) to the love rival, and is loudly confrontational to them infront of Cherry. Has no interest in beating around the emotional bush.
NewGods/Joker: "Just try, hun. It took this man hundreds of years to get a flirty joke I told him back in the Qin dynasty." *drinks wine* Has zero fear.
Meihouwang/Mihou: "I'm fine I guess." *is crying inside* Starts doing pda to Shihou to scare off love rivals unconciosuly.
2000sCartoon/Spice: *loud sobbing coming from the shadows* Makes his concerns known immediately to Ganzhe. Is the one to get the quickest reassurance. Clings to his Wukong afterwards.
Smash/Lilac: "Uh yeah. Ain't happening." Posts a bunch of happy domestic tweets + a new "hands off manstealer" track before the love rival can come close to his bf.
They be clingy mfs.
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quitealotofsodapop · 7 months
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Another fun fact, I believe for macaques when they find a partner(male) they are attracted to the darker skinned ones.
So with that monkey but fact you said, LEM is the one that gets all the bitches(Wukong only)
Sun Wukong maybe the "Handsome Monkey King", but the Six Eared Macaque has always been "the hot one" multiple-ears or no ears.
Thankfully for the Wukongs in the Wukongverse, their LEMs are only really interested in their respective SWKs.
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quitealotofsodapop · 5 months
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Smokey and Liang have one kid who's the reincarnation (of sorts) of a powerful Energy based being, five kids who have strong nature powers as well as Guan Yin's blessing, a mini me of Smokey himself, two rambunctious Werewolf kids that probably have Celestial powers and (future) twins who are Liang's mini mes.
No wonder the Gods are scared, that's some army. I'm amazed any Demons even bother to mess with the pilgrimage. 😅😅
Though if there's anyone who needs to send a S.O.S to their counterparts/allies, it's the Reborn!Jade Emperor. 😂😂
referencing this post XD
Just multiple Jade Emperors on call with eachother asking for help with the monkeys.
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Reborn!JE: "Please, their first born is the manifestation of positive chaos. They've adopted two of Revati's children." Netflix!JE: "You think thats bad? My monkey destroyed my palace! And now he's back on earth Multiplying!!" HeroIsBack!JE: "Sun Wukong got out??" NewGods!JE: *dial tone* 2000scartoon!JE: "Can't be too bad. I'm getting harassed every other week by demons, rogue celestials, my own rebelling staff, and Wukong himself." Reborn!JE: "Guys please. He has like nine..." *someone updates* "Wait they're what!? Oh sweet Pure Ones! They're having twins!!" LMK!Azure Lion: "Wow, I took a bad time to pick up the phone huh?"
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quitealotofsodapop · 3 months
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Liang and Smokey were rivals to lovers.
Smokey was going to his favorite moody cliff to brood dramatically only to find that there was someone already there. They fight about it, and Smokey totally isn't impressed by how strong and handsome skilled this new guy is. He manages to chase the stranger off, but it keeps happening. The rest of the monkeys just kinda watch their soap opera happen.
It continues this way until the Rampage through Heaven where Liang gets super angry at Smokey for doing something that puts the entire troop in danger because of his own issues and ends up leaving before sh*t goes sideways. Smokey definitely doesn't regret their final argument as he's imprisoned under the mountain for 500 years.
They don't meet again til the Journey, right after poor Fruit Baby died and Smokey is all kinds of torn up inside. They of course have another argument, with Liang throwing all of Smokey's flaws and mistakes in his face and it escalates to physical violence. They're tearing up the countryside, terrifying the local deities. And then...
Smokey: IF YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE??!!
Liang: I DON'T HATE YOU!
*both pause, equally taken aback*
Liang, quietly: ...I don't hate you. I never hated you. It would've been so much easier if I did.....
*Smokey comes closer and puts a hand on Liang's face, gently wiping away a tear*
Smokey: I don't hate you either.
AND THEN THEY KISS!
They're so edgy and emo and I love it. 🖤
Heeheehee. The problem with two tsundere's falling in love. XD
Liang (Reborn's LEM) has been "an annoying shadow" to Smokey (Reborn SWK) his entire life it seems.
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As cubs on Flower Fruit Mountain? Liang was there as a fellow outcast who combed through the future king's fur. The fellow monkey dubbing him "Smokey" after mistaking his facial marking for volcanic soot.
As a student under Subodhi? Smokey swore he'd see a fellow monkey demon watching him curiously as he tended to the monastery's garden.
When the newly dubbed Sun Wukong returned to the island and found it ravaged by the Demon of Havoc? The infuriating snow macaque was at the King's side to help save his people.
When the Brotherhood of Sages formed? The Great Sage Informing Wind was crowned alongside the Great Sage Equalling Heaven. Many dinner fights were had. Brother Lion joked that their arguements were more entertaining than any opera he'd seen.
When a certain Havoc rocked Heaven and put a target on Flower Fruit Mountain? The Macaque had grabbed the King by the shoulders and shouted at him, teeth bared. A nasty physical fight ensued, one that got so bad that the Stalwarts had to step in and separate the two. The smaller monkey shrieking that they hated their King and that they'll never forgive him for what he had done.
Still, Smokey swears he still saw a familar shadow visit him in those 500 years under the mountain.
Even now? As "Monkey" traipsed across the continent for a task that could take him a few minutes if not for this stupid spiritual Journey? He sees a cloaked figure following behind him. Never speaking, but he knows there's quick wit and a sharp tongue behind those lips...
He had dubbed the other monkey "Liang" in his mind so long ago due to the thick silvery fur that caught moonlight like a reflection in the water. He thought it was a far nicer name than "Liu'er Mihou/Six Eared Macaque".
Smokey honestly doesn't know *what* him and Liang are. Friends? Enemies? Rivals? They've traded as many punches as they have secrets. And out of all his connections from before the Mountain, Liang seems to be the only one of the Sages to want to confront him head-on.
Of course the whole situation with Yuandi and Fruitie happens...
That very night, Smokey finds a familar dark robed figure sitting at the spot on the mountain he had claimed for his own. This time Liang doesn't whisk away into the shadows.
Liang, mocking bravado: "The Monkey King! Great Sage Equal to Heaven! Punished once again for pilferingproduce!" Smokey, growling: "I'm not in the mood Liu'er." Liang: "Oh, but I am!" *jumps off rock and walks closer* "You see, there's a lot of talk that you destroyed a heavenly tree. One that contained super dangerous primordial demon. One that everyone seems to think is their ancestor! Do you know,how many demons I had to run and hide from to prevent that overgrown worm from finding me?!" Smokey, shit-eating smirk: "You've always been so good at running and hiding." Liang, pouncing: *angry snarl!* *monkey fight ensues*
Which all leads to... yeah. Confessions and a first kiss occurs in the carnage of their fighting.
Liang bolts back into the shadows the second silence falls. Smokey is left dismayed and hopeful. He feels better than he's felt in a long while, he just hopes Liang doesn't stop being his shadow...
And then the next time they meet, Liang is holding a pink-ish monkey cub who seems to reach out towards the Monkey King like he's an old friend...
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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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Wukongverse ships;
pretty much yeah!
Au!Shadowpeach is so married it hurts, while Canon!Shadowpeach are still building back up to being soulmates.
Ace and Joker (Jackpotshipping) are the Old gay married couple who have experienced every kind of high and low together, and insult eachother as a form of affection.
Peachbuds is "im in love with my best friend, but what about our friendship?" up until both of them admit their feelings in a whirlwind of tears and emotions. Awkward dramatic first kiss. Afterwards, its mutual dreams of being co-ruling-kings.
On Sugar + Spice (LinkedFacade) tho its more a QPR relationship. They value their friendship far above any romantic aspect.
Dasheng + Zhanshi (ReboundedHeroes) are raising kids together, and both have a mutual attraction. But its hard for them to say that they're together. Will refer to the other as their "husband/wife/mate" unprompted, but become flustered when asked how they feel about one another. Suddenly reminded of Loid and Yor from Spy x Family.
Smokey + Liang (fruitiedads), it starts out as "childhood rivals" to "uh oh, best pretend we're married so people don't ask too many questions about our kid." Sorta a "Buddy Daddies" vibe. It takes them a fair while to admit that they've been romantically attracted to one another for a long time. First kiss is probably one meant to be fake/for show, but they got too into it. First "real" kiss was at night by the pilgrims' campfire - Xiao Qi saw and woke everyone up with his delighted squeaking.
For the netflix Cherry and Olive (CherryandOliveStones); it starts out more like a mix of Disney's Hercules and Meg + April and Andy from Parks & Rec. Mutual fascination that has to learn to work through pride. The kid comes in later after Olive joins the pilgrims. Cherry melts like a gotdang ice cube every single time Olive kisses him, could be the 2nd or 1000th smooch; this monkey offline. Marriage only gets brought up cus of royal legal benefits (also useful for deterring would be suitors).
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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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@dorothygale123 Reborn!Red almost giving me Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold) vibes - super aggro little girl jock in puppy-love with a super demure boy and not being sure how to express it.
Reborn!Red to DBK: "Father, how did you court mother when you first met?" Reborn!DBK, dramatically: "I stormed the celestial palace and declared my everlasting love to your mother infront of the heavens themselves!" Reborn!PIF, teasingly: "Liar. You would sneak in, sing and play pipa to me from beneath my window. You even convinced the other sages to provide distraction for the guards so we wouldn't be caught." Reborn!DBK, blushing like a teenager: "Because my songs of love were meant for no other ears!" Reborn!Red: "I'm getting mixed messages here."
Later outside Pilgrims campsite/accomodations;
Reborn!Red:
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Reborn!SWK/Smokey: "She can finish the song. Then I'm setting the wolves loose." Zhu Yu & Ku Ai: *borking with protective instincts/excitement!* Xiao Qi: "Noo!!!" Reborn!LEM/Liang: "C'mon, it's super sweet. Let her do her serenade." Reborn!Pigsy, brandishing his rake: "It's disturbing our sleep, thats what it is!"
Xiao Qi later starts sneaking away from the group to hang out with his Red without the rest of the fam looming over them. Liang always hears him sneak away, but lets him so the kids could be alone for once. Smokey being a hypocrite - having snuck his LEM out of the palace many a time to spend time alone as friends.
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quitealotofsodapop · 7 months
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Idea for Monkey King Reborn MK: his name is Xiaoguo (because fruit baby) and rather than born, he was GROWN. Like, Monkey took a seed from the tree and planted it on FFM and gave it his own qi to help it grow (LEM too, not that he'd admit it). It ended up having this really big flower that turned into a fruit, and when it fell off it was a monkey baby.
Ooo thats a really cute idea for a Reborn!MK!
I've discussed my idea for a Reborn sequel/au in theses posts here; where Qi Energy pretty much reincarnates themselves into the the "MK" of the Reborn verse. As the Law of Conservation of Energy states; energy cannot be destroyed, only transferred. In this case Qi Energy -> Stone Egg -> a baby mystic monkey.
It would be really cute that the "Stone Egg" in this case was more like an obscenely big peach pit (a "Stone fruit" seed if you will >:3) created by the manfruit tree after it's revival, and Reborn!SWK buried it on FFM thinking it would sprout another manfruit tree/maybe a normal peach tree.
Later on; LEM comes around and tends to the weird little sprouting tree whilst also trying to keep order on the rapidly-healing island.
Que the "Macaque" chapter where the two monkeys are pointing at eachother in horror as the little "tree" pops out a fresh monkey baby that looks just like them. And then the baby starts sprouting plant life where ever it steps.
Maybe in my au idea, I might have SWK and LEM accidentally make their second-"born" this way. Xiao Qi getting an unexpected little sibling from a manfruit pit SWK coughed up.
I also offer the name ideas of ; Xiaoxìng/小杏 ("little apricot"), Xiaotáo/小桃 ("Little peach"), Xiaolǐzi/小李子 ("little plum"). Maybe the "fruitiedads" end up with an accidental basket of stone-fruit-monkeys. /jk XD
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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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@latvian-spider; referencing this post about Reborn! SWK & LEM accidentally making tree babies. They show up and are *covered* in baby monkeys that look like them.
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Peach: "How?" Smokey: "Gardening mishap." Peach: "That raises further questions!" Liang: "Genius here [points thumb at Smokey] swallowed the pit inside of the manfruit he stole from the abbey. It gets stuck in his body, he hocks it up and buries it on the Mountain. We both tend to it on-and-off for the next year. We both check it one day and *pop!* tree full of baby monkeys." *room is silent* Dasheng: "...WHY?" Liang: "Turns out the pit and sapling of the ginseng tree absorbs the Dao of its surroundings. It stuck around us for so long that the only "fruit" was monkey demons with our genetics." Sugar: "Wait... isn't the ginseng tree perennial? It grows a new batch every couple thousand years..." Smokey: "Our tree sorta withered in on itself when the last baby fell - like it sorta expended all it's energy. Probably why only the tree at the abbey produces multiple fruitings." Plum: "I mean its definitely a lot cleaner than childbirth, I'll say that." Smokey, a baby climbing on his head: "Higher chance of unexpected yields though." Xiao Qi + the 5 Stone-fruit baby monkeys: *happy chirping!*
Reborn!SWK and LEM basically had mutliple Jttw stories together before they realised that they were taking care of the same Baby-Fruit tree.
The names of the 5 bonus fruit babies and their identifiers are;
Xiǎoxìng/小杏 ("little apricot"). Very light brown fur. Likes to charm people and "sing" (sounds like chirping) along to music.
Xiǎotáo/小桃 ("little peach"). Mostly white fur that turns into a gradient of light tan, like the colours on a peach. Calm and curious.
Xiǎolǐzi/小李子 ("little plum"). Mostly dark brown-black fur, has a sour look on their face most of the time. Grumpy/sleepy.
Xiǎoyīng/小樱 ("little cherry"). White fur with some fawn-like brown spots. Bright red face marking. Giggles at everything.
Xiǎozǎo/小枣 ("little jujube"). Dark brown fur, looks like a mini-Smokey. Very mischievous.
The Reborn couple ("fruitiedads") saw the stone fruit association and went all in. Plus the kids all have nature powers like their big brother, so it fits. Xiao Qi is a delighted older brother.
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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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Smokey and Liang might have eight kids (nine if include Luzhen) but Cherry and Olive will no doubt over take them eventually or at least try.
No doubt their stone/pebble army will cause multiple celestial and demons to try multiverse hopping too, for their sanity. Too many monkeys.
Cherry and Olive do be wanting a big family (here & here).
In Smokey and Liang's (Reborn!SWK & LEM) defence; five of those kids came off a tree, two were free celestial wood-werewolf puppies, and Xiao Qi just spawned himself in. Luzhen being a stone-egg monkey dropped on the parents makes him the most normal monkey kid.
Cherry and Olive (Netflix!SWK & LEM) take one look at the Reborn couple being swarmed with baby monkeys with envy. Then they see the amount of kids au!Spicynoodles has?! No fair! They want more too!
Peach and Plum get a brief warning that the sound-damped guest bedroom on FFM is occupied before the Netflix monkeys run off to do Buddha-knows what.
Meanwhile inside Pigsy's Noodles, Netflix!Tripitaka suddenly stops talking and gets a horrified look on his face like his cicada-senses are tingling.
Netflix!Tripitaka: "Oh sweet Buddha, not again." LMK!Tang: "Huh?" Netflix!Tripitaka: "You know how I said that we've had to keep a close eye on our monkeys or else they'd... multiply?" LMK!Tang, snickering: "How can you tell?" Netflix!Tripitaka: "We've left them alone for more than an hour, thats how I know."
Afterwards, Peach is just shrugging cus what did he expect? To quote a certain cartoon Squid;
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Later on, Cherry and Olive are grinning ear-to-ear with news of future "pebbles". Their pilgrims are very tired/annoyed. The other verses monkeys are confused.
Smokey: "This isn't a competition!" Cherry: "Sounds like someone who's about to lose 1st place!" Smokey: "We didn't even make ours like that..."
Cherry and Olive are def that couple who brag loudly about their kids. Cherry being the worst for it - he can rival most DBKs with his parental pride. If him and Olive learn about ultrasounds, then the other monkeys are getting the photos shoved in their faces. It may or may not inspire anger/competitiveness.
Dasheng, annoyed: "Gah! I hate how much they've been bragging about their new kid! They aren't the only ones who can have them naturally..." Zhanshi: "Hmm, maybe they should have actual competition?" Dasheng: "...what are you implying?" Zhanshi, giggling: "Just a thought." Dasheng, blushing and laughing nervously: "My dear wife, What Does That Mean!?" Liuer, in the next room: "...why do I feel like I'm going to have a new sibling soon?"
The celestials and demons in the Netflix!verse are terrified by the army will soon overrun them. The Jade Emperor of that verse is sending sos's to his LMK counterpart for help like "We're overrun with monkeys! Please send reinforcements!" and LMK Jade Emperor just blocks the number.
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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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[Smokey is a protective guy at the best of times, and now that his mate is vunerable He's like a guard dog ready to snap at anyone who comes close to his little troop.]
Oof, imagine if a certain rhino tries something on Liang? Think Lao Tzu’s gonna need to find a whole new pet by the end of that chapter.
[Xiao Qi doesn't know what to expect - Bama isn't a tree, where fruit coming out?]
Ooof! I don’t think anybody is ready for that talk yet…so, they ask Peach and Plum for help. In turn those two ask their Tang and Pigsy for help…
Smokey, disbelief: Really?!
Peach: Look, Tang has the power points and Pigsy can keep him from going too in depth. Trust me, best way of keeping it PG.
[Zhu Bajie: "...I'm terrifed of that Liu'er Mihou. Any being that can get Older Brother to behave himself has power rivalling the Buddha himself."]
Honestly? Not the worst policy to have. Those LEMs do be terrifying and feral when given the chance – and they tend to woo absolute simps. XD
It’s like the ‘We support Women's Rights and Women's Wrongs!’ Except it’s Macaques.
referencing the Reborn! couple's twins + or why a pregnant monkey on a Journey is very difficult.
[Oof, imagine if a certain rhino tries something on Liang? Think Lao Tzu’s gonna need to find a whole new pet by the end of that chapter.]
A certain Rhino quickly learns that no matter the universe, SWK will turn him into minced beef for touching his mate. The Reborn! Rhino King gets sent to Lao Tzu as a handbag for touching Smokey's pregnant mate and/or their uber-powerful kids.
[Ooof! I don’t think anybody is ready for that talk yet…]
Smokey and Liang try to get a dialog going to explain to the kids where the twins are gonna come out, but they panic and try to pass the buck to another Pilgrim.
Xuanzang/Reborn!Tripitaka, also panicking: "Um. As I have taken a vow of chasitiy, I am not privy to such knowledge. Brother Bajie?" Zhu Bajie: "Hey! Just cus I like the act, doesn't mean I understand the schematics of it! Wujing reads those kind of books!" Sha Wujing: *nervously laughing and shaking his head No* Ao Lie, in horse-form: "When two beings come together and form a physical union..."
The horse has the best version of the Talk ready. Though he accidentally refers to the babies as coming out as eggs.
I love the idea of LMK! Tang being the kind of parent to have a powerpoint presentation ready for the occassion. He just wants to give the kids the straight facts.
[It’s like the ‘We support Women's Rights and Women's Wrongs!’ Except it’s Macaques.]
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Oh gosh, I def can see a few of the Macaques wearing a t-shirt like that. The LMK!Macaques defintely.
Some SWKs oppose the title of "simp", but one look from their respective LEMs just proves the title further.
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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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Oh no! Macaque has been kidnapped! What do each of the monkeys do? (Assuming the kidnapper is actually powerful enough to pose a threat)
In the case of an equal threat, like say the Demon of Havoc or similar.
Peach and Dawn mobilize the troops (ie. the Monkie Kid gang and co.) to track down Plum and Dusk's locations and raze the place to the ground. They might get caught by a few villain traps along the way cus of the tunnel-vision. The LEM's are constantly trying to escape. Lots of hugs and kissing follows once they find eachother.
Dasheng would have a second of disbelief... then fly into a screaming rage flying towards the kidnapper's location. He's lost Zhanshi before, he'll never lose her again! Zhanshi similarly is clawing and biting her whole way through the whole situation. The pair kiss deeply in the aftermath of fighting, and have to avert the gaze of any little-monks or pig demons in what follows after.
Smokey gets so mad he nearly tears up the ransom note/messenger right then and there. His fellow pilgrims are the ones to calm him down long enough to form an escape plan. Liang meanwhile is boredly checking his lantern, knowing that his kidnapper is in for a world of hurt. Liang makes a snarky comment once Smokey busts on in, but quickly drags his mate closer for a relieved kiss once he sees the tears of worry in the king's eyes.
Cherry gets real quiet. Like scary quiet. He just gets on Stick and zips silently over to where Olive is being kept, and busts his mate out of there. The second Olive is ok, Cherry turns his attention to the kidnapper and without theatrics' smashes them with Stick. Afterwards he spends hours crying from overwhelming relief/worry. He thinks his brain "turned off Monkey King-mode" in the face of potentially losing his mate. Olive in contrast begins stuttering and sobbing in the aftermath, wanting nothing but to be held by his mate. It's a mega stressful situation overall.
Ace drops his cup of coffee in surprise. Calls up Yunxiang and explains the situation. Within minutes the kidnapper has a flaming motorcycle crashing through the wall and a furious masked monkey clawing at his face. Joker and Ace cant stop laugh-crying with relief when they reunite, foreheads pressed against one another.
Shihou is like Cherry in that his normally bright personality is quieted in the face of losing his mate. Shihou has experienced so many threats trying to take Mihou away from him, but this time it feels "different". Gets all his friends mobilized to help. It's a full on knight-in-shining-armor scenario for him and Mihou (who many joke is like Princess Peach in the Meihouwang series). Big dramatic kissing occurs once Shihou and Mihou reunite.
Sugar gets really nervous and jittery, even as he forms the rescue plan. Spice is his shadow, his other half. He can't imagine his life without them anymore. His pilgrims are a big help in figuring out how to save Spice, calling upon favors from past allied gods to help. They hug eachother tight, even if the battle isn't quite finished.
Starfruit starts screaming and runs to the different factions in the Library - raising the alarm that Lilac/"The Six Eared Macaque" has been kidnapped. His friends and fellow heroic characters rush to aide his mission - including Lilac's villainous allies. Starfruit glares at those who ask why he's sticking his neck out for "a villain" of his story. I imagine that Lilac's fan-following oddly helps in pin-pointing where he was last seen/where his phone tracker died. Afterwards I imagine both monkeys go off-grid for a while just to bask in eachother's presences.
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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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[The Reborn couple/Fruitiedads might just get away with having destined Eclipse Twins .. they get knocked up the old-fashioned way for once.]
On the bright side, they would have something like 8 months to prepare for the baby instead of having it yeeted at them.
referencing this post about incoming Eclipse Twins.
I imagine the pair would still get blind-sighted by the news - and yelled at by Pigsy who at first believes its another fruit-baby situation XD
Reborn!Pigsy: "Ugh! I just can't with you two! Now where's the kid?" Smokey: "Uh..." Reborn!Pigsy: "...you buried another manfruit seed right? Or did the gods bless you with another rock?" Smokey & Liang: *both blushing embarassedly* Reborn!Sandy: *gasp bubble* Reborn!Tripitaka/Xuanzang: "I am disappointed in both of you." Reborn!Pigsy: "I knew it! I just knew you two were sneaking off to do buddha-knows-what!" Reborn!Ao Lie: *knew it too, but didn't say anything cus he's in horse character* The fruitiedads kids: *confused but excited chirping & yipping at the news*
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quitealotofsodapop · 6 months
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[I imagine the pair would still get blind-sighted by the news - and yelled at by Pigsy who at first believes its another fruit-baby situation XD]
Ooh, wait, just occurred to me…assuming it’s just Liang whose preggo and not both of the Fruitiedads – cuz not sure even Buddha wanted to know what those two were up to XD – then he’s pregnant, while on the Journey…all the morning sickness, weird cravings, pregnancy brain, bouts of exhaustion…those would be fun times.
While not scientific, imagine if Liang got DOUBLE pregnancy because he’s got twins – so, he forgets things he has on him, making him look for it, but he also forgets what it is he’s looking for, which often means he just wanders off.
Reborn-ZBJ getting so sick of it, he ties a rope around Liang and Tripitaka’s waists – “So, when Master gets kidnapped again-” *Offended Monk Noises* “-you know it’s true! Anyway, Monkey then will find them thrice as fast, because he’s also attached to his mate and kid. And likewise, if Liu Er starts wandering away, Master won’t be far behind to let us know where to find them. Simple!”
sequel to Smokey and Liang's possible Eclipse Twins.
Liang being like "Eh we've made kids before, can't be too hard" when he finds out about incoming twins, only to get spells of fatigue and nausea almost immediately.
Frequently confuses the names of the kiddos with one another (anyone with multiple siblings will tell you that this is a Mom Thing), and panics when he think he's misplaced one of the babies. He didn't, turns out Ao Lie was being used as a horsey ride and he forgot to say something.
Smokey is a protective guy at the best of times, and now that his mate is vunerable He's like a guard dog ready to snap at anyone who comes close to his little troop. Liang thinks he overreacts, but he finds it sweet.
The kiddos all def crowd around Liang, both similarly protective and curious. Xiao Qi doesn't know what to expect - Bama isn't a tree, where fruit coming out? The wolf siblings frequently fall asleep with their heads resting up against Liang's stomach, both poised to growl at any potiential threat.
Liang does have ways of using his condition to his advantage however...
Smokey and Xuanzang/Tripitaka: *arguing over Smokey's violence/the monk's naiveity* Sha Wujing: "We should really intervene." Liang, pregnant and holding one of the fruitie babies: "Don't worry, I know how to get Wukong to stop." (Liang waddles closer to Tripitaka and Smokey) Liang: "Love, my feet hurt. Can you help me settle the cubs down for a nap?" Smokey, immediately forgetting Tripitaka/the fight: "Ah. Sorry, moonlight." *picks up Liang bridal-style and walks away as some of the kids cling onto his back* Sha Wujing, pleasantly surprised: "Ah. That did get him to stop." Zhu Bajie: "...I'm terrifed of that Liu'er Mihou. Any being that can get Older Brother to behave himself has power rivalling the Buddha himself."
Meanwhile, Tripitaka is just left mid-lecture just like ( •̀_•́) cus he's still got stuff to say, but he knows its useless to snap SWK out of dad-mode.
Of course now demon and celestial kind are convinced that Smokey and Liang have been doing nothing since the king's return except multiplying. His FFM subjects are thrilled, while the gods shake in terror.
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Four of the SWKs are wondering what's so great about being in a relationship. Only to fall one by one while are planing their own weddings, which I find funny and ironic. They really went from zero to a hundred the second their own LEM came into view.
Also while you did mention Peach commits public indecency and Dasheng fights to the dead when love rivals enter, I can just see all of them (except for the kids) doing either or both depending on which SWK.
LMK/Peach: "I will make this story 18+ if you don't stop looking at my husband."
HeroisBack/Dasheng: "So you has choosen death."
Reborn/Smokey: "DIE!!! Oh wait... he might reciprocate? k imma listen to sad pipa tunes in my room for a bit..." If the affection is unwanted he goes for the throat, if Liang seems to be into it Smokey gets a bit sad (self-esteem is not great).
Netflix/Cherry: "Imma smooch my bf so much, it'll make everybody comfortable!" Uses his clingy touch-starved affection to make it clear to possible love rivals that his Olive is off the market.
NewGods/Ace: *laughs in multiple centuries of marriage* "Just try."
Meihouwang/Shihou: *chanting to self* "I wont get mad, I wont get mad, I won't-" *sees love rival touch Mihou's shoulder* "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MIHOU!!"
2000sCartoon/Ganzhe: "Good for them." :) Secretly feeling a little weird but is glad his Spice is finding themselves more meaningful relationships.
Smash/Starfruit: Posts a bunch of heartbreak memes until his LEM responds by calling him an idiot. Then he goes on media blackout for a whole day with nothing but a suggestive post the morning after. Otherwise meet him in the Denny's parking lot.
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