#not murders but close

[artinandwritin]

Is it the day??? Mona wrote smt again??? Yes and its a cute father daughter one shot for Sunniva and Gustav. Just because I can. It's was supposed to be funny af but after the clock passed midnight while i was writing this it turned sad. Have fun lmao

Perfect Little Peanut;

'Your daughter got into a fight.'

Repressing to ask, "did she win?", Gustav Larson let out a nervous laugh as he looked at Snotlout Jorgenson - his half brother, he might add - in slight disbelief. 'Well, uh, that's a first...?'

Snotlout groaned, shaking his head as he pinched the bridge of his nose. 'Gushat, she broke the other kid's arm. Get your head in the game.'

'But that's impossible!' Gustav argued, crossing his arms over his chest. 'Sunni wouldn't do that-'

'Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, but your "perfect little peanut" is not as "perfect" as you deem her to be,' Snotlout scoffed, before glancing behind him. And there the culprit was, little Sunniva Larson, sitting on one of the engraved benches the Great Hall sported, her feet not even reaching the ground. Four years old and already breaking arms - Gustav didn't really know if he should be proud, like a cool dad, or upset, like he probably was supposed to be.

'She's been asking for Siri.' Snotlout lowered his voice, nodding his head towards his young niece. 'I'm guessing she's still-'

'Bedridden? Oh, yeah, you guessed completely right.'

Snotlout's face pulled in disdain, before stepping aside. 'Go talk some sense into that kid, I'll go talk to Seer. Don't screw it up, brother.'

With that, the older man slapped his shoulder - in a friendly way, but by Odin did it hurt - and trotted out of the Great Hall. Taking a deep breath, clearing his head of all the thoughts circling in his head, Gustav made his way over to his young daughter.

He and his wife Siri, who currently held the cute nickname of "little miss Larson", which he kinda adored, only had one child in their home, which made him love Sunniva even more. Even now, with a bruise on her cheek and fiddling her tiny hands, Gustav adored the girl.

He sat down next to her, tapping his fingers on the wooden bench. The Gods knew Siri was a lot better at this, he was proud to admit it. She had a lot more tact and tenderness than him.

'So...' he breathed out, glancing down at little Sunniva. 'Heard ya got into a fight. Did you win?'

Sunniva shook her head. Her little lip started trembling. 'No.'

Gustav couldn't help but grit his teeth together - okay, now he needed to find out what happened. People would probably call him nosy for it, but he knew his kid. She wouldn't cry over a lost fight.

'M'kay, no problem, I lost a lot of fights too as a kid - still do. Have you ever seen me and uncle Snotty fight? It's a bloodbath, baby- wait, sorry. What happened?' Gustav backtracked, quickly realising his daughter was shrinking into herself at every word of his story.

Sunniva shrugged. 'M'nothing. This girl called Brenna just said somethin' mean.'

'Well, what did she say?'

'She...' Sunniva held still for a moment. She brought her little hand up to wipe her eyes dry, but before she could do so, she let out a little sob.

Oh shit. Oooh, shit. Gustav quickly pulled the girl into his arms, letting her hold onto him as tightly as she wanted. Sunniva immediately burried her face into his neck, letting out little hiccups of sadness as she cried her young heart out.

'Okay, okayyy, we got it, we got it!' the young father - young? He was like thirty-three - tried to calm his kid down, rocking her in his arms. 'Can we do anything? You know I can't beat them up, but-'

'She said you and momma don't love me!' Sunniva bursted out, her sobs worsening and worsening. 'Cuz momma never picks me up from school anymore! And because you're sad all the time! And because you want another baby!'

Oh.

Oooooh.

It suddenly became very clear in Gustav's head and honestly? Hearing that, a bit painful. He felt his heart crunch at the weight of his daughter's words.

'Hey, hey, peanut, that's not true,' he quickly said, gently cradling Sunniva's little cheeks so she was looking at him. 'That's certainly not true! We love you very much! More than anything!'

But that wasn't the only thing Sunniva had said, and with wide, tearful eyes, she was clearly awaiting her other answers. Gustav sucked in some air to give himself some courage.

Why was talking to his young child scaruer than facing off against a deranged maniac?

'And, um... There's a reason for those... Other things. Well, momma can't pick you up from school cuz... She's sick. Just a little!' he quickly said, already dreading the panic he could accidentally cause his little girl with those words. 'And she needs her rest!'

'Why... But why?' Sunniva asked, wiping a trail of snot from her little nose. Typical child style.

Gustav bit the inside of his cheek for a moment - that hurt - as he tried to think of something to say. 'Well... Remember when momma was having a baby and then suddenly not? That wasn't because we don't love you, we just love you so much, we thought you deserved a baby sibling! But... Things went kinda wrong, and that isn't happening now. And momma needs to rest from that, plus... We're kinda sad about it.'

Oh, how he hoped he hadn't screwed this up. That would be very, very bad.

Sunniva sniffled. 'So you do love me?'

Gustav grinned slightly, booping her nose. 'Doubting your amazing dad?'

'No,' Sunniva giggled slightly - before her face fell. 'I'm sorry for breaking Brenna's arm, daddy.'

Gustav shrugged. 'It's okay, she deserved that. Don't tell your momma I said that.'

'I won't.' The little girl shook her head seriously.

'Good peanut. Now, um... No desert for you tonight? Cuz you broke a girl's arm.'

Sunniva gasped, her eyes widening in utter fear. 'You wouldn't dare.'

Gustav nodded, putting the girl back on the ground and getting up. 'Oh, yeah, I would! Cuz I'm not only a cool dad, I'm also a responsible dad. It took me over thirty years, but I've finally done it-'

'I wish I would've asked for momma more-'

'Sunniva!' Gustav gasped. 'I'm offended!'

However, as she giggled, he really couldn't be that offended. Maybe, despite looking exactly like his wife, Sunniva had some of his traits too - like being impulsive. He didn't really know if that was a good thing, but he loved her for it. He couldn't do anything else.

And for next time, he would try teach her how to win a fight.

@rosiethedragongeek for the tags! Did we miss Sunni? Oh yes we did.

Also i imagine Siri being very much panicked when hearing this news cuz "oh no that's my baby-". She's a very concerned mom and we love that for her

#sunniva does the murders #not murders but close #my favorite little violent bean #sunniva larson #httyd #oc #how to train your dragon #httyd oc #how to train a dragon 2 #how to train your dragon oc #rtte #race to the edge #art #artinandwritin's writing #artinandwritin's lore #gustav httyd #gussiri #siri vínteri #but only mentioned #oc x canon #httyd next gen

[thy-valhallen]

Cass, pointing at Jason: we're twins

Tim:

Jason: *6'3" 200 lbs of Latino rage and muscle*

Cass: *5'1" 120 lbs of Chinese murder and love*

Tim:

Tim: you're just not

Cass, patting his shoulder: it's okay. easy mistake. we're fraternal twins

Jason, holding up a gun: yep. twins.

Tim: ... good for you

Cass: :D

#dc #dc comics #batfam #cassandra cain #jason todd #tim drake #i think the murder twins having a very close age is untapped comedy guys #like c'mon #i like the idea cass didn't fully understand birthdays #and by the time it got explained to her she was already adamant that she and jason were twins #and now if you try to tell her otherwise #jason is hovering with a gun to protect his twin's happiness #guys chill jason as latino is a headcanon im well aware

[cannibalovers]

Taking care of his husband that doesn’t know they’re married yet

#hmmm let me doodle some hannigram!! spends 7 hours on it. #hanni looks a bit weird but ignore that <3 thanks #bonus look at the bg closely #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #fanart #comic #hannigram fanart #rumaiq art

[saucefunk]

#saw #mark hoffman #peter strahm #hoffstrahm #my art #ideal relationship dynamic. as close to mutual murder attempt in a workplace as possible

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Let the revenge games begin.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie huaisang #He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it. #The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries. #The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!! #Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself. #JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene. #Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger. #I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy. #And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence. #If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident. #Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''. #NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5. #My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.

[katmaatui]

We really need to return to Dick and Tim's best dynamic where Dick does insane stuff while Tim is horrified. Yes, Dick did just jump off that building to see if you could survive the fall. Yes, Dick is freaking surfing on trains. Yes, Dick did just use his acrobatic skills while playing tag in the middle of Bruce's building. In The Flash Plus Nightwing issue, Wally says that eating the "blood" to see if it was blood or just clay was a bat thing, it's not. Thats a Dick thing, he's the only one insane enough to do that

#This is why dc won't allow Dick and Cass to be too close. They will act insane together. Remember that time that they did tag while trying #to prove Bruce didn't murder someone? Fun times #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #The Peanut Gallery

[zu-is-here]

Um...can you draw more killermare comic please? i love them very much (´,,•ω•,,)♡

I was never there

#zu art #comic #nightkiller #killermare #killer!sans #nightmare!sans #murder!sans #horror!sans #bad sanses #undertale #undertale au #utmv #lyrics comic #[by march 7th 2022 :'D] #me: *closes the drawing app at night* #Weeknd: ''oooohhh and now I know what love is...'' #me: *opens the app* #I planned to make an animation but it'd be the death of me (they deserve it though ;w;) #maybe later?? cause I have a more epic idea for the last scene >:) #UPD oops the lyrics is a bit wrong but still good ;D

[ghostdrinkssoup]

will and hannibal both being so chronically alone and friendless their whole lives that it results in them thinking their friendship is totally normal and not homoerotic or deeply romantic at all will never not be funny to me

#the unforeseen consequences of having no friends </3 #like how were either of them supposed to know like imagine getting really close to someone and sharing a daughter like man #and then he smells you and corners you against a ladder #and you drive two hours to tell him about the girl you kissed and you realise you accidentally interrupted his dinner date #which makes you unreasonably upset but it’s alright it’s cool dude no worries and then he frames you for murder like #friendship really is something guys #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[redysetdare]

*Kills everyone who erases aro and ace characters*

#text #aro #ace #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aspec #if i see one more person eease aro and ace characters for the sole purpose of shipping ill scream and murder #im so close to a villain arc where i try to rid the world of allos

[rubydubydoo122]

Robin!Jason, Dying: Honestly, this isn't even the most traumatic thing that has happened to me.

The Joker: Excuse me? this is so traumatic. I'm about to blow you up.

Robin!Jason: I was homeless at 9, a pasty man with a crowbar isn't really that scary compared to the streets of crime alley

#jason todd #batman #batfam #dc comics #red hood #because lets be so fr #in the grand scheme of things #jason probably thinks his death was just annoyingh #it probably ranks number 7 on his list of traumatic events #I'm not minimizing his death #im just enhancing his other life experiences #he probably was really close to being murdered all the time on the streets #and was probably also almost trafficked #he found his mom dead #he's probably hates the cold more than he hates the Joker if we're being so fr #he probably is more scared of going hungry than he is of the Joker

[spicy-apple-pie]

Thank you @cdelphiki for giving us a Damian that is a normal(ish) eight year old boy.

(GO READ THE IN FOR A POUND SERIES RIGHT NOW ITS SO GOOD)

#i know most people follow me for tmnt stuff #but batman and tmnt are so closely related in terms of found family #i've never picked up a batman comic #but i love this little murder baby so much #damian wayne #batman #robin #batman comics #dc comics #baby damian wayne #fanart of a fanfic #fan ception #spicy's batman #I also want to do a cross over comic of Precedent!Jason RE!Jason and TTB!Jason #all the baby jasons

[scificrows]

“I was having an emotion, and I hate that. I’d rather have nice safe emotions about shows on the entertainment media; having them about things real-life humans said and did just led to stupid decisions.” ― Martha Wells, Exit Strategy

Title sequence designs inspired by the real-life shows Martha Wells based Murderbot's favorite shows on.

#the murderbot diaries #murderbot #sanctuary moon #world hoppers #murderbot diaries #hi i spent way too much time putting these together #when i actually just wanted a tiny version of the sanctuary moon one for something else i'm working on #thank you @the-yearning-astronaut for asking for the world hoppers one assdfsjdjsd #i DID have a lot of fun making these #the shows are how to get away with murder (-> sanctuary moon); legends of tomorrow (-> timestream defenders orion) #and stargate atlantis (-> world hoppers) #i watched the first 5 minutes of the first episode of every stargate atlantis season to see which title sequence i liked best #and GOD why don't shows have openings like that anymore??? stargate atlantis looks SO stupid and fun #i might just watch it #(please don't look too closely at them they are a bit messy lol) #𓄿

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 1x4 | 1x6 | 2x6 | 2x7 ⇉ if the bed nook could talk...

#ngl it's driving me bonkers a little that ed was about to kill stede IN the bed nook like behind the curtains #and the scene is filmed so erotically?? #the lighting and ed's low voice when he says “scary as hell” and the hand he gently places on stede's back #and instead of killing stede he relives his trauma related to killing #and stede takes care of him so so gently and that scene is ALSO very intimate #they could've just as easily put jim's shadow show in the bed nook and ed's hiding place in the library nook but no #they put ed and stede together in the bed nook #and it's the only other time they're both in there with stede drawing the curtains closed BUT we're behind the curtain with them #sorry this just set off a lot of thoughts on my latest rewatch aksdhjsk THERE'S SOMETHING THERE #also i know i made a similarly themed set with just the 1x4 and 2x7 scenes but the “murder attempt” scene being one of these 4 intimate one #with the two of them together in there #idk i've been rotating it in my brain #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmd gifs #ida.stuff #ofmd 1x4 #ofmd 1x6 #ofmd 2x6 #ofmd 2x7 #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #gentlebeard

[egophiliac]

Are you excited for Malleus to read us all his Fanfiction?

Malleus making a perfect dreamworld for all of us to live in like

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #it's SO CLOSE i can TASTE IT #tastes like delicious angst >:) #and this probably isn't even the RESOLUTION it's just going to end on another MASSIVE CLIFFHANGER and MURDER MY SOUL #i am not ready. i'm not. #on the other hand i am SO READY to meet ortho's puppies! #they have names now! KB-RS01 & 02! #and you can have them in your guest room?! what?! i need to get back into doing that

[suchawrathfullamb]

"oh because hannibal didn't need to do all that-" I'm sorry but, I look at all of these versions of the same man and think baby girl, baby girl, baby girl, in all of them, so really...REALLY, did hannibal ever stood a chance? the answer is no. it was either go crazy or kill yourself, because:

#seriously i 100% empathize with H like LOOK AT THIS MF #also if I was mads I'd fund another episode with my own money just to kiss him #imagine being SO close but no #is mads okay? cause I'd never recover from that #good for him #as he should #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[doydoune]

the worst day of their lives so far, but the night is quiet

#dounart #this case is so special to me like. can you imagine what they went through #it's phoenix's first trial on his own and hus second ever. he just lost his beloved mentor. she's been brutally murdered #and now somehow he has to defend her little sister in trial and going up against the only reason he became a lawyer #he wanted to see him again but this is the worst timing and he has to hold on for everybody #and maya just lost her remaining close family and discovered her body covered in blood #and now she's in a strange place where she doesn't know anybody and she could be executed for murdering the person she loved the most #and her only hope is this strange 24-years old rookie attorney who has no idea what he's doing #yeah... #aadoodles23 #ace attorney #aa #ace attorney fanart #phoenix wright #mia fey #maia fey #doodle #art