oc incorrect quotes #2
prince: hey darlin-
Y/n: no.
Prince: but I didn't even say anythin-
Y/n: no. I know your tricks, demon.
Prince: darn.. hey y/n, there's a bee right behind you
Y/n: WHERE
*prince uses the moment to slap y/n's ass, it's incredibly effective but now he has to sit in the bad pet corner for 3 hours*
Prince: it was so worth it..
Brutus: same
Prince: what the-
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need a norwegian name for your wip?
norwegian characters in english books are not that common, in my experience, but still there's some names i love that i really want to share.
for this i have chosen to lean on the newest baby name trend in norway; finding the oldest most norwegian name in your family tree and naming your kid that. this means more common/popular names like ola, ida, magnus, sunniva, etc will not be listed (though i can make a post like that too, if that's something you want to see).
a lot of these have an origin that traces back to the viking age and i tried to avoid names that came after christianity. you'll see it esp in names that have for example bjørn (from old norse for bear), thor/tor (like the god), -hild (from old norse for battle), -mund (from old norse for protection, i'm pretty sure).
i tried to keep to names that either are very rare (less than 10 people share the first name) or that are old and coming back - you have no idea how many church records i just went through to find some good old ones. hope some of these could come to use for some! feel free to message, send an ask, or leave a reply if you have questions about spelling, pronunciations, or anything else.
so, some examples that i found will be below;
traditionally girl's names;
ragna, gunhild, dagny, frøydis, ylva, solfrid, snefrid, aagot/ågot, thorbjørg, borgny, odlaug, vigdis, valborg, gunlaug, jensine, gunnvor, halldis, undis, rigmor, ellinor, torunn, elida, embla, signe, gørhild, hege, norlaug, thordis, åshild, solveig
traditionally boys names;
hjalmar, njål, brynje, jostein, preben, kyrre, sigvart, gunleif, torjus, oddve, asløv, sverre, vigmund, bjarnar, reidulf, knut, gerhardt, ingeir, guttorm, thormund, ørjan, ådne, aslak, birk, vilje, asbjørn, halvard, ståle, amund
if anyone are interest i can make a more in depth list with the meanings of these names, as i imagine finding the correct definitions with english sources might be difficult for some names. just let me know!
(sidenote, i say "norwegian", but some of these can be used in other scandi countries as well, either with the same spelling or something similar to it.)
scandis, feel free to add your favourite really old people names in replies!<3
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Yandere cats headcannons‼️‼️
★king has no personal opinion on prince, other than considering him a nuisance since he'd always interfere when he'd try manipulating princess
★out of all the animals on the farm, prince is 4th in line for the most intense breeding kink
★princess may or may not have clawed one of the farmhands eyes out after they just finished manicuring her nails (she saw them flirting with you)
★king is aloof most of the time, a habit he formed after Getting added into the farm because everyone kept trying to talk to him (he hates chatterboxes)
★prince leaves multiple "gifts" Infront of your bedroom door
★princess likes to steal whatever clothes you have and wear them
★all three of them stalked you back into the city one time and it took a week for them To find their way back
★princess is germaphobic
★king likes to watch you sleep from your bedroom window (he has a somnophilia kink but he's never acted on it)
★king and princess hate kids.
That's all I have for now lmao
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Haakon without a beard looks like he is going to trick your grandma into investing into some risky investment portfolio where she will probably lose all her money. Haakon with the beard looks like the nice neighbor you have a chat with over the fence in the summer but don't see all winter. He absolutely needs the beard to look sympathetic.
Yeah see the extent of my thinking was: “Me like beard man” so yeah
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