#my unhinged rants

[dcangel]

stiles is the type of guy to just immediately blow his load if he feels your nails digging into his back. like he could be nowhere near cumming, or he could be holding off until his vision blurred, but the second your nails tear up his shoulders or back is the moment he loses every aspect of self-control. it wouldn’t even be by choice or something he knew about either. he’d just let out the most guttural, yet short, sound and collapse above you, his hips stilling for only a second as even more warmth fills you unexpectedly— triggering your own release.

#then he’d admire the scratch marks in his mirror later😁 #idk idk #just a thought yall #stiles stilinski #my unhinged rants #teen wolf #dylan obrien #stiles stilinski teenwolf #stiles smut #stiles stilinski smut #stiles’!world #stiles stilinski x you

[going-to-superhell]

Haha don’t mind me I’m just thinking about-

The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second so we are technically seeing everything how it was in the past but because of how fast light travels it’s practically unnoticeable but it’s slower the further you look into space with a telescope, we see the moon how it was 1.3 seconds ago, the sun as it was 8.3 minutes ago and the closest star how it was 4 years ago. The closest galaxy is 2.5 million years ago and we can look so far that we can see the universe as it was forming 4 billion years after it began to technically humans CAN time travel, in this essay I will-

#yeah so anyways #if you are reading this with the mental image that this gets progressively more unhinged you are reading it correctly #my unhinged rants #science is cool #science #space #unintelligible goblin noises #time travel #speed of light #physics

[ackermans-angel]

I wouldn’t wish that Upon my worst enemy unless, of course, we’re talking about my enemy, Michael Waldron. Fuck you Michael Waldron, you know what you did.

#loki laufeyson #loki show #anti loki show #i have beef with this writer #why did they hire him? #multiverse of madness #dr strange in the multiverse of madness #if you hated the Loki series #you will probably hate MoM too #the ideas were there #but they failed to deliver #once again #michael waldron #my unhinged rants #into the void #my thoughts

[deepfriedzombiebrainz]

We need to Bring back ship names that aren't just mashups of the characters' names. "megami x ayano is Megano" NO! IT'S EVILGENIUS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

#my unhinged rants #but im actually being serious

[vampireharpy]

Imagine just getting a taste and being so desperate for more you arch a whaler 🙄🙄🙄

#lucy is fine. #lucy #bonnie #ocs #moby dykes #asks #me handing my ipad to winter and being like “hey can u write lucy's unhinged rant for me ty”

[x4ver1a]

#daddy issues #mommy issues #bpd vent #bpd yandere #bpd problems #actually bpd #bpd #mood tbh #moodoftheday #current mood #not my tiktok #not my content #mental problems #mentally unstable #mentally drained #mentally fucked #mentally unhinged #small rant #yandere vent #vent post #cw vent #vent tag #vent blog #vent #ranting #parental issues #attachment issues #trust issues #mental heath issues

[birchlogz]

#hosea matthews #arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #i could go into an unhinged rant abt this actuallt i will. fuck u #this started as like a jokey post but like #idk it lead down this whole rabbithole of arthur's emotional maturity #we know john clearly loved hosea but we only ever see arthurs side #and we see how much hoseas mentorship and wit and love influenced arthur #and although he had a similar influence on john and guided his moral compass i think john is much less mature about processing #and understanding his emotions... like he wouldnt have ran away if he had those skills. #and this idea of arthur figuring out that he thinks of dutch and hosea as parents. that its ok to have parental figures #that arent your biological ones and them being there in your life doesnt replace the connection he had with his mother #i just think john would struggle internally with that concept a lot #he wouldnt want to accept that. he is afraid of having a new family. #this boy needs therapy #anyways #my artz #someonewhos smarter than me should write a fic abt that noneed to credit me i just need to see that in the world #if it exists link it to me now i NEED to cry over it

[heavenpierceher]

i think discourse on this site would rapidly become significantly less annoying if we replaced “fandom purity culture policing” or whatever the fuck it is people call it with “moral scrupulosity” which is the actual term for that behavior

#which would also broaden understanding of it as a symptom—not a harmless one mind you but still a symptom—rather than like #People Ruining My Fun For No Reason #if someone’s going on an unhinged rant about how 25 year olds can’t date people over 30 or whatever #it’s likely that they’re… like… dealing with some internalized shit that’s hurting them as much as the people around them #not just randomly being malicious for no reason #people’s behavior exists largely as a reaction to their environment #i suspect like a solid 80% of truly unhinged discourse along these lines is literally just people with unchecked scrupulosity issues+ #+taking it out on everyone around them #op

[cerberusdreams]

How’s your chai tea? 🍵

#my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #atsv fanart #across the spider verse fanart #atsv #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderverse pavitr #pavitr prabhakar #I love how unhinged he got #my fiancé felt so seen during Pavitr’s rant 🤣 #I got a little lazy on the last panel 💀

[password-door-lock]

#in my opinion MC does not get enough opportunities to send unhinged rants in canon #Because nothing that we go through in game is a single-text situation #Realistically MC would be opening their own chatrooms all the time to send paragraphs and paragraphs #Or at least I would be in their position #mystic messenger #mystic messenger fake chat #mystic messenger incorrect quote

[clumio]

Spoilers for Torchwood Children of Earth btw but I’m so serious when I say though I’ve been in the TRENCHES trying to look for fan discussion of Children of Earth on here that goes beyond just talking abt Ianto’s death…like it hurt me too but guys PLEASE the rest of it is absolutely killer like had me on the FLOOR and nobody talks about it? Remember when Torchwood did a miniseries about how the government commits eugenics. Remember when Torchwood did a complex character study on the worth of one live versus many and the mental toll of sacrifice. Remember when Torchwood did one of the best first contact scenes I can genuinely think of in sci-fi television perhaps ever. Remember when Ianto was forklift certified??? Cuz I’ve been thinking about this for DAYSSSSS but I can’t find posts about anything except that one part and obviously I know why but PLEASE can we talk about the mail I’ve been dying to talk about the mail

#dw #Torchwood #Ives.txt #Shoutout to Sabrina who unhinged ranted with me about this at like 1 AM my time last night I love you #but MAN!!!!!!! believe me I love ianto too he’s my favorite along with toshiko but GUYS.

[dcangel]

eyeeee think I’ll just leave this here…

#what am supposed to- #how am I supposed to live laugh love under these conditions #(luke please step on me😔) #my unhinged rants #luke castellan pjo #luke castellan #luke pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians

[infernal-house-demon]

Some weird Valentines I made for you all (some inspired by tumblr posts)

Feel free to use. Also this one is for my aroace besties. Big fan of the aroace beam so I did my own take

#valentines day #valentines #unhinged valentines #valentines memes #shitty valentines #cars #aroace #unfortunately I was taken out by a gunshot before I could finish my rant about Cars #kachow #my art

[ackermans-angel]

There is the critical part of me who hates Thor Ragnarok with a burning passion because the humour is degrading to characters I love and if def doesn’t feel cannon, but the other part of me who just watches movies to be entertained, has seen it 6 times.

#my thoughts #my unhinged rants #thor ragnarok

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel

#i went on a rant last seb win about how the camerawork was so good: this one too!!! #he looks glorious this race what else needs to be said??????? #THE WAY HIS EYES SPARKLE!!!!! #i will never get over this era of rbr racesuits. just the navy blue with the red lining is gorgeous to me #i could really wax poetic about their 2009-2012 racesuits. def my fav designs in color and form etc #haha you can tell when ive watched a seb win race bcs its gotta be at least 2 posts maybe 3 #i cant help it!! hes my baby waby!! he deserves as many posts as i can possibly make #this is vaguely unhinged but its been nice to see his hair grow out from a buzzcut to this length throughout the season #hes very relatable. him and I do the same hair routine which i call 'the sheep'. when you cut it every once in a while after growing it out #but this and maybe a bit longer is the ideal seb hair length. he just looks soooo pretty and angelic to me <333 #sebastian vettel #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2009 abu dhabi gp #sv5 #we do a little bit of f1

[eureka-its-zico]

Y’ALL JUST HEAR ME OUT.

How many times has anyone watched episode 4 where at the end Kaya kisses Usopp goodbye? That WHOLE scene has me dying for one specific reason.

Yes. Zoro is awkward. He looks away. They all do. But the WHOLE time even when Luffy and Nami start talking and she says, “Let them have this one.” He is STILL looking uncomfortable and nervous. Like, what is even affection?? What even is kissing???

I know they are supposed to be between 17-19 when they all first meet, but after watching this scene over and over again, and finding this video, y’all cannot tell me that Zoro has 1) had a girlfriend 2) has kissed someone. Because that boy is so nervous just from WATCHING A KISS. It’s giving cute fuckin inexperienced in the ways of affection and life and I can’t deal. He’s so soft and such a baby. A BABY.

This is why when I write for him he pushes back at any sort of affection or he struggles to say or do the right thing, feeling wise. He’s inexperienced when it comes to relationships and what is the right thing to say. Even in episode two, he says “I don’t talk. I hit things.” If He’s about to profess some type of feelings prepare yourself for a messy and confusing ride cause it’s going to have a lot of starts and stops and heavy sighing mixed in with throat clearing.

Attached is a video I came across from a Brazilian fan account for One Piece that literally just focuses on him the whole time during the kiss. You can try and tell me I’m wrong but 🤷🏽‍♀️🙃🙃🫠 I’m officially in on that idea.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxBYidfO8Dz/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

#bro just LOOK at him and tell me that isn’t someone who is inexperienced and never kissed a someone #JUST TELL ME IM WRONG #the last part of it when he looks so fucking shy like Mackenyu I want to I #I Wanna fight mackenyu because why did you do that lol #I mean ir feels accurate cause they are BABIES and he has devoted his life to his promise and his other love booze so 🤷🏽‍♀️ #yo I’m dying #send help #thanks for coming to my unhinged rant #one piece live action #opla #roronoa zoro #opla zoro