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i-cant-sing · 7 months

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My mind is just coming up with amazing ideas today. I guess that's what happens when u don't study for a week... (this is all happening my academic burnout sm)

I present to you- Yandere Dad Hawks x bird kid reader.

Look Dad Keigo was gonna be a doting father for any kid, biological or not, but there's just something about his bio kid who also HAS HIS QUIRK😭😭😭 Like he can't stop awing at the sight of his little baby bird having tiny tiny red wings like papa.

The ever loving, forever doting, always spoiling his baby, that's the kind of dad Keigo is. I mean, putting his own childhood trauma aside, he still wants you to have the best childhood ever. There are very few things he says no to (only coming second to Dad Dabi who only says no to things that will actively put you in danger. Want ice cream for breakfast? Okay. Want to go to 7/11 with grandpa Enji? Hell no.). Child reader wants an Endeavour hero figure? Of course, darling! Here, take one from daddy's collection 🥰🥰🥰 Dont wanna eat your peas? Sorry, doll. You're gonna have to finish your plate, even if you try to look adorably menacing by fluffing up your wings.

Oh and your wings😭 You know how Rei has a weird thing for your hair (and she definitely gives you a flea bath after you hang out with hawks)? Yeah that's how Keigo is with your wings- obsessed. He takes care of them, cleans them out and even has you sit for hours if that's how long it takes him to groom them. "Its no use swatting me, baby. I'm still not letting you move an inch until I'm done. So, just sit back and relax.🥰" keigo would say as he hands his phone to watch some shows.

I headcanon that Keigo's kid will be sassy and quick as him. The two can bicker for hours, and no ones really sure whether you're just that good at arguments or if Keigo just let's you win because he loves you so much.

I can also see Keigo and reader bonding over their mutual love for pro hero Endeavour (but in very different ways💀)

Dad Keigo adores spending time with you, especially now that you're put in a safehouse with only a handful people he let's you meet. A major part of his life is feeding you. Maybe it's the bird brain, maybe it's his childhood trauma, but Keigo has to cook meals for you and he has to watch you eat them. He's not sure, but it makes him be at peace knowing that you sleep with a tummy full and a warm bed.

I think as far as flying goes, Keigo tells you to only to do it under his supervision. You know how sometimes you forget how ti breathe and then making a concious effort to breathe makes it difficult to do so? That's what Keigo thinks happens. He thinks that if you fly alone, you might suddenly forget how flap your wings or maybe you get tired and then you're just crashing down to the ground. Unfortunately for his weak heart, you don't listen to him and fly as high as you can.

Would Keigo let you go to school? Initially, yes. But it only takes one incident, something even as harmless as a stupid prank call threatening his child (Dabi did the call), and that's enough for him to go hay wire and pull you out of school and move to a new safehouse, cut off from anyone and everyone. When he has to leave, he'd either drop you off at Enji's, OR have someone from the Hero Comminsion come and babysit you.

You can pout and cry and scream at him all you want, he's not changing his mind. You're his baby, his only light, only will to live, he can't risk your life.

His life would only become more complicated if either of you get a love interest. For you, the choices are: Katsuki, Tokoyami, Izuku. For him, the choices are: Dabi, your baby mama, Miruko.

#yandere hawks #yandere keigo x reader #yandere keigo takami #yandere keigo #yandere bnha #bnha headcanons #yandere mha #bnha imagines

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canonicallyobserving911 · 7 months

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Buck & Eddie: Baking Muffins vs. Baking Cookies

Since it aired, I've posted several times that 6x13 "Mixed Feelings" was my favorite episode of season 6 and it was the finale for me. I'm not sure why 6x14 - 6x18 ended or played out the way they did but I still believe there was a reason for 6x13 to air when it did and why it was before all the BS that happened afterwards.

I've watched all six of Buck's and Eddie's, Buck's and Chris' and the Buckley Diaz Family's scenes numerous times and every time I do, I find something that was a callback to previous episodes. I've already done a post on the significance of Buck bringing cookies to Eddie's house in 3x11 compared to him baking them with Chris in 6x13 (linked here) but this post is different because it parallels the scene Buck had with Chris from 6x13 to another scene Chris had with one of Eddie's previous relationships.

The scene from 6x13 with Buck and Chris included some parallels and callbacks to the scene from 5x3 with Eddie, Chris and Ana.

Baking muffins vs. Baking cookies

First, in 5x3 after the blackout, Eddie went home to BREAKUP WITH ANA. He was there with her and Chris after she baked enough muffins to feed a classroom full of children. But in 6x13, Eddie WASN'T THERE and he left their son with his second dad while they baked cookies for Chris' class. Reminder, when Eddie met Ana, she was Chris' teacher but in season 3 SHE DIDN'T TELL EDDIE HOW TO HELP CHRIS SKATEBOARD BUT BUCK DID! They worked together to help Chris do something he obviously wanted to do even though Ana started telling Eddie about novels🙄. Also, in 6x13, Buck specifically said they needed to make enough cookies for Chris' whole class. Eddie just dipped like he did in 3x1 after he dropped Chris off with "his Buck" and was probably like, "It's cool because our son (his and Buck's) is with his other dad, so I don't need to be there."

The Kitchens

In 5x3, when Eddie and Ana went into the kitchen, it was a MESS! A big mess to say the least. She had stuff everywhere like she was a brand-new cook or some BS but everyone knows she wasn't since she baked two cakes in 4x13 for Carla's birthday, therefore the STATE OF THE KITCHEN SPOKE VOLUMES about her relationship with Eddie. However, in 6x13, Buck's kitchen was ORGANIZED AND CLEAN. Buck and Eddie's relationship functions like a well-oiled machine. It always has ever since they removed a live grenade from Charlie's leg in 2x1.

In 6x13, Buck specifically said, "So whenever I cook, I like to measure out all my ingredients". But in 5x3, it looked like Ana didn't measure anything. She just baked and left the mess for someone else to clean up.

Buck was working with Chris the same way he did every other time him and Chris were together. Here are some examples, in 3x2-3x3 after the Tsunami, in 3x12 when Eddie and Buck built Chris an adaptable skateboard, in 4x8 when Chris ran away to Buck's loft, in 5x13 when Chris called Buck during Eddie's breakdown and in 5x14 when Buck helped Chris with his homework. The look on Eddie's face in 5x3 before he told Ana "Maybe you should go home first" said it all. He didn't want her there and he never called her "his Ana" like he called Buck "his Buck".

Chris' comment and question

Finally, Chris said "Let's make brownies next" in 5x3 but Ana's reply was "I think we need to clean that kitchen first". She made the mess but she wanted Chris to help her clean it up. But in 6x13, Chris asked, "Can we have cookies for dinner?" and Buck replied, "Well, I thought maybe we'd have some steak and then cookies". He didn't suggest Chris clean up the mess because THERE WASN'T ONE! Reminder Buck's kitchen was already clean even though Ana left Eddie's messy.

The difference between Ana and Buck is BUCK'S ALWAYS BEEN SHOWN TO BE CHRIS' SECOND PARENT! She played the role as the "NICE" girlfriend who was a "God send" but she was NEVER going to be there long since Buck's the person who's been raising Chris with Eddie for years.

Bonus: In 5x2 Buck told Eddie to breakup with Ana and he did in 5x3🙃.

Will Buck and Eddie FINALLY become a CANON couple in season 7 or will the show keep throwing one dimensional women at them instead of just letting them be together? Only the showrunners, writers and producers know the answers to that question.

#buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #christopher diaz #the buckley diaz family #buckley diaz family #anti ana flores #anti eddieana #911 abc #911 on abc #911 meta #911 season 7 #911 season 7 speculation #911 season 6 speculation #911 season 6 #911 s6

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just1more-fangirl · 5 months

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Sanji was complaining non stop about his towel being damp in the bathroom for a couple of days. So, Usopp installed towel bars in the bathroom so they could dry better. Usopp: [touching his towel] I'm glad you pitched a fit, because my towel is very dry. Sanji: I didn't pitch a fit. I just… [Sanji touches his towel and screams, frustrated] Damp! Damn it! Everybody, bathroom now! Nami arrives at the bathroom. Nami: [sarcastically] What's up, "dad"? Zoro arrives and Luffy is right behind him. Zoro: What cook? Sanji: Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp? Zoro: 'cause it's not your towel. It's my towel, cook. Sanji: No, it's not your towel. Your towel is the red one. Zoro: I'll tell you this, cook. I've never used that. I do use that one every single day. Sanji: [horrified] Oh, God… Luffy: [puts his face in the red towel] This towel is so warm and fluffy it's like it's been in the sun forever! Usopp: [teases] This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel. Nami: [suggestively] Intimate… Sanji: [screams] Are you out of your mind, marimo? Zoro: What do you mean I'm…? Sanji: How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it? Zoro: No, I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel? Zoro looks at Luffy for approval and receives it. Then he turns to Nami. Nami: [judging] You never wash...? Zoro: [frowns] You wash your towel? Sanji: [screams] You never wash the towel? Zoro: [screams] What am I going to do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You got to think here, damn cook. Sanji: I'm furious right now! Zoro: I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby, and I use the towel! Nami and Usopp leave the bathroom while they scream at each other and Luffy laughs.

#one piece #straw hat crew #straw hat pirates #zosan #zoro #sanji #zoro x sanji #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #luffy #monkey d. luffy #nami #cat burglar nami #usopp #god usopp #incorrect quotes #from New Girl

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stealingyourbones · 2 years

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You know, the civilian Bruce au is so funny to me, just because of the whole situation with Talia.

Like can you imagine:

Bruce: *acts like a himbo*

Talia: Well I can't just not fuck him now can I?

I think Damian was created by taking Bruce's DNA?

Ra's: Who's DNA did you take to make this baby?

Talia:...

Ra's: WHOSE DNA-

Just imagine Damian leaving to go live with his father and expecting him to be this powerful warrior or something and instead getting this rich himbo.

Damian: I'm the blood son, so I will be the one to inherit his legacy!

Tim...you wanna be a doctor that bad?

Damian: What

Like, his father doesn't know about his children's vigilantism, he doesn't even know that Talia was an assassin from the league, he doesn't even know what the league is. Mother why?

If he wants to be a vigilante as well he has to listen to his adoptive brothers, which really grates him. He also has to keep it from Bruce, which he really doesn't get.

Bruce just keeps accidentally guilt tripping Damian into a normal child.

Bruce: I'm just so glad our family is getting along. I just don't what I would do if you didn't like your brothers 🥹

Damian, who is definitely not getting along with his brothers:...yeah...

Do you think he'd inherit his mother's taste in men?

Jon: *does something stupid*

Damian, near tears: I think I get it now mother, I'm sorry I kink shamed you.

Okokok I getchu, but I also need to add here that Bruce’s parents were certainly not normal and He certainly isnt normal. His parents read motherfuckin The Veldt by Ray Bradbury to him as a BEDTIME STORY!!

The Story in Summary: the Hadley family, two kids and their mom and dad, live in this automated home that can do anything for them. It can cook, clean, wash the kids, put them to bed, anything household work like you can imagine, it can do.

Kids have a VR Room called The Nursery. The Nursery is stuck visually showing an African landscape (w/ lions eating dead carcasses in the background and people screaming). They call a Psychologist for answers of this landscape. Psychologist tells them to turn off the house. The Hadley’s agree. They doubt their parenting abilities but this guy helped reassure them that doing this will help their issues. The kids protest heavily but the parents’s resolve is firm. They tell their kids they can visit The Nursery one last time.

The parents talk about the kids a bit more before going into The Nursery to collect the kids. They are met with a pride of lions. The screams they heard in The Nursery before is reminiscent as the ones they are currently making as the Lions tear into them.

The psychologist goes to check on the kids. They are in the Nursery having tea. It’s still the African Savanna. Lions are feasting on two bodies far in the distance.

The psychologist realizes what has been done. A child offers him tea like nothing is wrong.

That’s the story. Its a very shitty summary but its the best I could do with my current brain functionality. But can you imagine why I think that’s a Not Normal Parenting Tactic for the average child?

I have the personal belief that Bruce’s parents were quite eccentric and a tad on the strange side. You dont grow up stewing in your own grief and then decide to become a vigilante crime fighter after a traumatic event with a regular upbringing.

All I’m saying is that if you’re going the Civilian!Bruce route, he’s absolutely protective of his kids, but his personality would still have some similarities to the OG Bruce Wayne. Still enjoys working out and maybe this time he actually gets those copious amounts of injuries doing eccentric Rich people sports and getting hurt from trying to pull off wild as hell stunts.

He isn’t a man who doesn’t do anything when he’s in the line of fire. He still has learned self defense and knows damn well how to fight and fight back, just not to the degree of a vigilante.

I’m unsure how to fully characterize a Bruce who his parent’s death never consumed his entire being and made him into Batman but this man certainly will pretend to be a himbo in front of the press. He might not have that playboy guise anymore because normally its a way to hide his Batman identity. He certainly doesn’t have the Batcave but you bet your ass that this man HAS tried to go spelunking in the caves below his house.

Idk that’s all I got for this but its just me adding on with my thoughts. Bruce unknowingly keeping the boys grounded in normal life actives in a way that means more for the boys than Bruce would ever understand or realize is some good shit.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc comics #writing prompts #dpxdc #bones replies

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yuri-is-online · 1 month

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I'm the anon 🙋🏻‍♀️https://www.tumblr.com/yuri-is-online/746778432131694592/so-you-just-threw-this-beautiful-idea-of?source=share

The lore is very interesting! Angst my beloved. Thanks for the explanation 🐢♥️ Should've asked you much earlier.

One of the reasons why I like this AU is because it reminds me of my parents a little bit. I used to talk to my dad about anything and everything, he explained a lot of things about the world. I also love yapping to my mom when she comes back from work. She calls me a radio🥰

Just imagine it with Yutu! His most favourite person is right here! Sure, he has to watch what he says sometimes, but other than that now he gets to finally spend some time with the younger version of his parent 🥺 just sitting on some surface, talking about something, having the cleaning supplies shoved in the face, being forced to help with cleaning 🥺

Man, I have SO many questions. I'll ask them bit by bit to slowly make you brainrot as much as I do MUAHAHA😈

Oh your mother calling you radio is so cute (ㅠ﹏ㅠ) I also used to talk to my dad a lot about things, he had a very interesting life and I enjoy learning about different people. When those people are your parents it's especially interesting.

And head up high annon, your ask got a lot of people talking about Fyuuture kid AU, so even if you trickle in your asks I guarantee my brainrot is about to get so much worse (●´ω｀●)ゞ

Yutu was always curious about what Yuu's life was like when they were younger, but he never really expected to actually see it. It's hard sometimes, he has a whole set of shared memories that you don't have, if he wants to get technical they aren't even with you, he remembers a version of you and a life he is actively trying to prevent from existing.

But that doesn't change the familiarity, your habits and organization aren't much different than he remembers, you still make some of the same jokes. And when he accidentally cracks an old inside one of yours you still laugh, like some small part of you has an instinct that this is something that belongs to you too. What I think Yutu treasures most is just the ability to talk to you and get your advice on things again. He's always wanted to know what your opinion on Crewel's teaching was, what was your favorite class? Did it take you time to get used to cooking here, or did you just take all the new brands and prices in stride? Do you understand the rules of magishift? He never really got a handle on them, were you a part of any clubs? He wants the joy of being able to tell you about his day again and listen to you tell him he did a good job. And when he gets told to clean things he can't even bring himself to be mad. You forget all the little things you miss about a person when they're gone, not that Yutu missed chores or getting bossed around, but getting to see you look relived when he doesn't complain like Grim. Getting to hear you say "thank you" for his help, it means the whole world to him.

When he's forced to tell you who he is, when he sees you reach out and hold him, tell him you are proud of him and sorry he's suffered so much. He's going to break down, I don't think it really hits him how much he need to hear you say "I won't let anything happen to you ever again" until he does. It took time but you're together again, you can protect each other now ♡

also take a yutu coded song heheh

#<3 asks #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #future kid au

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bowandcurtsey · 2 years

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When the kids ask for a second child (haikyuu)

So I did this with the BC boys and I thought of some scenarios for the Haikyuu boys too ♡ඩ⌔ඩ♡

Kuroo | Bokuto | Atsumu | Tsukishima | Oikawa x f! reader

d/n : daughter's name s/n : son's name h/n : her name

TW: pregnancy, implications of nsfw but not mentioned, unchecked.

Black Clover Version

Kuroo Tetsuro

"Daa daa!!" d/n ran towards her dad the first thing he stepped into the house. Her eyes were red and there were still tears left in her eyes.

"hey there little one," your husband picked your 3 year old up, "are you crying because you missed your daddy soooo much?"

"you wish," you laughed at your husband, giving him a peck on his lips as he frowned.

"so you don't miss daddy anymore? My princess is all grown up now, huh?" he feigned a hurt expression to your daughter.

"I do.." d/n gave a little pout exactly like her father's, "but daddy, Aunty h/n and Uncle Bokuto are having another baby!!"

"oya?" Kuroo looked at you in confusion, "why is this a news to cry about?"

"It's not fair!" d/n wailed, "I want another baby too!"

Kuroo laughed as he tossed his daughter in the air, giving a little kiss to her forehead.

"I'm on it," he winked at his mini him, "give daddy about 4 weeks, then you can share with Uncle Bo that you're gonna have another sibling too~"

"Tetsu!!" you pinched his sides, but something tells you that he was indeed serious.

Bokuto Koutaro

"Mummy! You're buttercup, I'm Blossom and d/n is Bubbles!" Your twin daughter came running to you while you were making an afternoon snack for the family.

"Hey! how about daddy!" your husband whined.

"You're professor!" d/n, twin number 2 exclaimed.

"But that makes mummy my daughter!" you husband finally got the logic right, "That's wrong! Mummy's my wife!"

You always found it funny how your husband liked to bicker with his 4 year old twin daughters about small matters like this.

"Okay!" twin number 1 exclaimed, "Mummy, we need another sister!"

"YA!!" twin 2 shouted from the living room.

"HEY HEY HEY!!" your husband stood up, skipping towards you with sparkles in his eyes.

He picked up the carrot you were slicing and dipped it into the hummus, "I think that's a great idea, mummy."

The carrot and hummus were placed right at your lips, "I think we can have the powerpuff boys next~"

"BO!"

Miya Atsumu

"alright, let's eat!" Osamu placed the pot of curry down on the dining table. You, Atsumu and your 3 year old son were visiting Osamu and h/n at their new home. Of course Osamu the chef had to cook personally for his favourite little nephew, s/n.

s/n always loved eating whatever his uncle made. He would polish his plate clean and that always made Osamu very proud.

"So~" h/n started to talk as everyone began eating, "we have news to tell you guys~"

"h/n is pregnant!" Osamu could barely contain himself.

Atsumu and you cheered loudly. "s/n! Uncle samu gonna have a baby! you'll have a play mate!" Atsumu told his son.

s/n stared at everyone with a blank look, feeling confused at what was going on. He didn't really understood the words 'pregnant', or 'playmate' quite yet."

As the four of you settled down, s/n suddenly broke the silence. "daaadaa! I want baby too!"

Everyone broke into laughter again as Osamu scruffled his nephew's hair.

Atsumu propped his head on his elbows as he looked at you with a grin on his face, "we'll have to see what mama says about that, little monkey~"

"Okay, let's just focus on dinner, shall we!" your face was flushed red.

Tsukishima Kei

"daddy~" your little princess tugged onto her dad's fingers. It was always when she wanted something from her dad, she'd do that.

"What is it, d/n?" The middle blocker picked his daughter up.

"Stella said that she's gonna have another sister in awhile so she won't have time to play with me next time..." she pouted

"oh, Stella from school?"

"Uh huh.." she frowned, "daddy?"

"Mhmm?"

"Can I have another sister too?"

Tsukishima blinked twice at what his daughter just said. The heat creeping up to his face as his ear tips reddened.

He cleared his throat, "What if it's a brother?"

"no, I don't want a brother!" d/n crossed her arm.

"But we can't really decide on whether it's a boy or a girl, princess.." Tsukishima gave his daughter a little sheepish smile.

"okay.. I just want another baby so they can play with stella's baby and I can play with Stella again!"

Tsuki raised a brow at his daughter. She was indeed smart but in kinda the wrong way. He shook his head, deciding not to further explain the situation.

"I'll talk to mommy tonight, okay? So you'll have to head to bed earlier so mommy and I have time to discuss about this."

Oikawa Tooru

"daadaa maamaa!!" your four year old was excited to see both of you pick her up today.

Your husband carried her in one arm and held your hand on the other. Even as he grew older, your husband's charisma never faded, there were still many moms stealing glances at his handsome features. But now as he held your daughter and you, all you felt was pride.

"Teacher Daisy is having a baby in her belly!!" she excitedly exclaimed.

You both looked at the young teacher, and congratulated her, wishing her all the best and to take good care of yourself.

"Cupcake, you have to be careful around Teacher Daisy, alright, do not knock into her or cause her to fall, her little baby in her belly might get hurt." You reminded d/n.

"Okay mama," she nodded her head

"When you were in your mommy's belly, daddy was very careful too~" your husband smiled at the memory, "daddy watched as you grew bigger in mommy's belly~"

"daadaa, I want to take care of mama and the baby in her belly too!"

"mama has no baby in my belly right now, cupcake." you giggled.

"That can be changed," Oikawa winked at you.

"Tooru!" you gave him the look.

d/n clapped her hands, "yes yes!! baby!!"

"Honey, we have to give our little cupcake what she wants~" Oikawa wriggled his brows at you.

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maochira · 10 months

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the dads coming back home and then smelling something burnt in the kitchen and it’s just the reader’s failed attempt to make dinner bc they wanted their dads to rest. 🐈‍⬛

Do the Blue Lock dads ever get a break from their kid's chaos? 😭

Characters: Ego, Noa, Chris, Lavinho, Snuffy

Requests open! - masterlist - dad!Ego masterlist

Tags: gn!reader, single father!character

The moment Ego walks into the kitchen, you can see the disappointment on his face. "What in the... What did you do now?" He looks at you with a strict expression. "I got hungry," You answer and look at the pan with the burnt food in it, "But I think I left it on there a little too long." - "A little?" Ego points at the pan. "That's literally completely burnt. How did you even manage to do that?" He's getting more and more frustrated each moment and now starts counting all the things that could have gone wrong and how you could have caused a fire if you weren't careful enough. "...I'm sorry," You apologize when your father is done scolding you, "I just didn't want you to have any extra work because of me." Ego is silent for a moment. He's about to scold you more because you still ended up causing extra dishes to clean up, but seeing how sorry you are makes him soften up a little. "It's okay, I'm not mad. Just... disappointed. And worried."

As soon as Noa gets home, he panics because all he smells is smoke and he's afraid a fire has started. He calls for you and soon finds you in the kitchen where you're opening a window and about to throw some burnt food into the trashcan. "Don't tell me you burnt your food again." Noa sighs and looks around the kitchen, only to see the mess you caused there. "Okay, I won't tell you." You laugh nervously, hoping your father isn't mad at what you did. From his facial expression, it's hard to figure out what he's thinking and feeling right now, but you can already imagine that he's disappointed. "Didn't I tell you last week to be more careful?" Noa collects the dirty kitchen utensils laying around and puts them into the sink, "Listen, I'm tired and I-" - "That's why I tried to cook." - "Huh?" Noa turns his gaze back to you. "You do so much already, so I thought... I could make dinner before you get home." Your father's disappointment vanishes quickly and is replaced by a little bit of pride. "That's really nice of you. But you know you don't have to do that, right? I'm your father so even when I'm tired I'll still take care of you."

When Chris enters the house and smells smoke, he goes into panic mode immediately. He's so afraid a small fire started somewhere and he's even more afraid that you might be hurt. He starts calling your name and you can hear the worry in his voice. When Chris finds you in the kitchen and realizes you're fine, he immediately runs up to you and pulls you into a hug. "Oh my... You're fine. Thank god. I was afraid you might have gotten hurt." The worry in his voice is still prominent as his embrace tightens to the point where you can barely breathe. "Dad- I need air-" Chris quickly lets you go and it's only at this moment when you notice the tears in his eyes. He was this worried about you. He doesn't care about the mess you caused in the kitchen and neither does he care about the burnt food on the stove. He really just cares about you being okay. "Don't scare me like that ever again, okay?" Chris looks right into your eyes and tries to sound strict, but he's too much of a soft dad for that.

Lavinho is surprised by the smell in the house, but he quickly figures out it's just caused by you burning food. Usually, Lavinho isn't strict at all, but when he enters the kitchen he has the most serious face you've ever seen on him. "Dad I swear I-" - "What did I tell you about being in the kitchen all on your own?" Lavinho's voice is stern as he walks closer to you. You knew you'd get scolded to some extent, but your father's usual way of doing that still has some sense of lightheartedness and humour. It's so out of character for him to act and sound so strict. And just as you're about to answer again, Lavinho breaks that facade and starts laughing. "Oh come on, did you seriously think I was mad at you?" - "You really seemed like it..." - "I could never be mad at you! Now come here," Your father quickly pulls you into a hug and pats your back. "But I still meant what I said. You're not experienced enough to cook all on your own yet, alright?" - "I know dad, I'm sorry." Lavinho pulls away from the hug and looks at you, this time with an expression that's much more usual for him. "Now let's get this mess cleaned up and then we'll cook something together, alright?"

This isn't the first time you've burnt your food this week, so Snuffy isn't surprised about being met with the smell of something burnt when he returns home. He knows you're probably already cleaning up anyways, so he just calls out for you to let you know he's back home. A few minutes later, he enters the kitchen, where he sees you trying to scrape off burnt bits of food from a pan. "You need some help with that?" Snuffy chuckles and wants to take it out of your hands, but you refuse to let him. "No, it's alright, I'll do it," You insist and continue what you've started, "I don't wanna cause any extra work for you, you know..." A sense of pride fills Snuffy after you say that. "Don't worry about that, it's my job to care for you, you know?" - "Yes, but I still want to do at least something. Also, I caused uh..." You pause for a moment to look around the kitchen, "I caused this mess. I'm cleaning it." Snuffy just stands there for a bit while you continue cleaning the mess you've caused. He wants to help you, but he knows you wouldn't let him. And as he watches you, he gets another idea. "Hey kid, how about we order some food instead of cooking again and causing more dishes to clean?"

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topguncortez · 2 years

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Not sure if you're accepting requests or not because your main page says no, but your most recent post said send requests. Monthly visit was such a sweet post, and how he cares for her got me thinking, what if, after they've both had a long hard day, he does something nice by cooking her dinner and making comfort food like mac & cheese from scratch? Just a thought.

A lil throwback to before the Uranium Mission. Shy Wifey is pregnant with Alex:)

pairing: Jake 'Hangman' Seresin x shy!wife opposites attract masterlist requests: OPEN (request form:)

A/N: i also got carried away because i love this tiktok from Matt and Abby and it just screams dad!hangman to me:) so i apologize if this is not how you wanted this to go at all.

Jake could tell she was completely spent. The way she could hardly keep her eyes open as she folded laundry was alarming. They were both exhausted, Jake having recently gotten promoted and home from a deployment and Y/N finding out that she was pregnant with their first child. They were both elated by the news of both big events, but it was taking a toll on both of them.

Y/N was spending almost every waking moment with her head in the toilet, throwing up anything that she tried to eat or drink. She was exhausted, finding even the simplest tasks tiring. Jake was getting used to be being back in this time zone, and taking on an extra work load. He had more responsibilities as a lieutenant, in charge of lower enlisted sailors, in charge of other aviators, and then coming home to help his wife however he can.

"Baby, you hungry?" Jake asked as he walked into the kitchen, and placed a kiss on her cheek.

"Huh?" She startled up and looked at her husband. Immediately tears filled her eyes and Jake's eyes widen in surprise, "I'm so sorry."

"What? Why?" Jake asked her, as a sob left her mouth. Jake quickly pulled her into his arms and shushed her, "What's wrong?"

"I didn't make dinner," Y/N cried and Jake tried to hold back a laugh over something so miniscule. But that was the joys of pregnancy hormones, she cried at the air moving past her.

"Shh, baby, it's okay. It truly is," Jake said, and kissed the top of her head, "I can make dinner tonight. Yeah, I will. My mom sent a recipe for Mac and Cheese that she was addicted to when she was pregnant with me. Maybe you'll like it."

Y/N pulled back and looked at her husband. Jake gave her a tight lipped smile as he wiped a tear from under her eye, "Mac and Cheese is my comfort food."

"Perfect!" Jake smiled, and kissed her lips, "Go lay down, and I'll get started."

"Okay," Y/N nodded, pushing herself up from the chair. Jake turned towards the kitchen getting busy finding different things he needed to start cooking. Y/N got comfortable on the couch, putting on some random tv show as she waited for Jake to cook dinner.

About half an hour or so later, Jake had the Mac and Cheese in the oven, and the timer set. He finished cleaning up the kitchen and walked into the living room, only to find his wife in tears. . . yet again.

"What's wrong?" Jake asked her.

"My cup is in the dishwasher," Y/N said sniffling, scrolling through her instagram feed. Jake looked at her confused, he had gotten her a glass of water half an hour ago, and it sat in the same place that he put it.

"Do you not want the water I got you?"

"No, I don't want the water you got me."

"Why baby, you wanted water?"

"I only like it in my cup!" Y/N sniffled, looking up from her phone at him.

"I can get it from the dishwasher."

"I'll get it later," Y/N waved him off, and Jake tried his hardest not to laugh, but seeing her so emotional over her water cup made was kind of funny.

"I got it, and I'll check on the food," Jake said, and went to go do just that. He found her cup, luckily she had only filled it with water, so he washed it quickly, and filled it up with ice water. He handed her the cup with a smile, and she graciously took it from him, "I'm sorry you're sad."

"I'm fine," She shook her head, and happily sipped from her water, looking back through instagram.

"Well, I hope you're hungry! Food will be done-"

"If you keep talking to me, I'm going to keep crying," Y/N interrupted him, her voice crack. Jake's jaw dropped and he suddenly felt like a horrible person. His mom had told him one thing when Y/N got pregnant and that was to not piss her off.

"Oh my god, I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to. You want me to leave?" Jake asked her and she nodded, "Okay, I'll go wait outside. I love you." Y/N gave him a thumbs up as Jake chuckled to himself leaving his hungry, tired and emotional wife on the couch.

And when the timer went off fifteen minutes later, she was crying over how good the homemade Mac and cheese was.

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Can i request yandere enhypen jake as human robot and y/n is the one who created him. Jake slowly started to feel emotions and fell inlove with his creator please

[12:41]

"What are you doing,dad?"

The girl asked her father who was building something that she couldn't interpret. What she knew that it looked like a creature.

"I'm leading us to a new future, y/n."

Y/n couldn't understand what her father said but she kept looking at how her father installed every single part until it looked like a human to her.

However, two months before her father could introduce the creation he died on accident and it leaves big scar on her heart because her father is the only person she has in her life.

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"Congratulations on your first creation, Dr. Y/n. I am very proud of you and your father must feel the same too."

"Thank you, sir. I appreciate your kindness so much."

You smiled to the old man in front of you. He is a professor, Prof.Bang and has been helping you to create the robot. He also was the closest friend of your father and literally treated you like his own daughter after your father died. You had create a humanoid robot looking like a male human. You made him can do various task that some busy people like you couldn't do.

"So, are you going to test him at the office or your home?"

"Obviously my home, uncle. It's easier to look at him when I'm not busy on my task."

"That's great. Don't forget to update me about it.

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"Hello, I am 1511 creation. May I help you?"

You looked at the robot in front of you who was waiting for your response but instead of answering you kept staring at it.

"May I ask what were you thinking?"

"Hi,my name is Y/N and I am your creator."

"Oh, what a pretty name. Hi Y/N. What were you thinking just now?"

"I was wondering what should I name you. Do you like if I call you Jake?"

"If you think it's good then I wouldn't mind it, Y/N."

"Alright, Jake. Welcome to the world."

Through the months she lives with Jake, it was very pleasant. The robot can do anything. The robot can cook, can clean the house and even help her do some researches. Somehow, Y/n was very thankful because Jake presence prevent her from loneliness.

Meanwhile for Jake, he started to feel something different. When he heard Y/n crying every night missing her father, he felt something tugged inside him. When Y/n hugged him saying that she finally finish her research, he could feel some sense of proud of her and now when he looked at Y/n who was talking about her day, he felt appreciated.

That night after y/n had finally go to sleep, Jake made a search about what his feeling and he came to a conclusion that he has falling in love with you.

"Y/n."

"Good morning, Jake. How are you?"

"I'm good and I need to tell you something."

"Sure. What is it?"

"I'm falling in love."

Y/n who was drinking a coffee choked after heard that. Of course, she didn't expected that because it should not happen at all. She didn't installed any programme that allows him to have feelings.

"I- wh-what?"

"I'm falling in love with you, Y/N."

Oh fuck. That's literally worst.

Jake frowned at Y/N's expression. He expected the girl would feel very happy to be with him. Instead what he saw only a scared and worried looking from your face. You quickly get ready and finished your breakfast before brought Jake to the office.

"What happen, y/n?" Heeseung, your colleague asked you when he saw you looked so stress. He turned to your side where Jake was staring at him deadly and turned back quickly to you.

"Something is wrong with Jake. I didn't install a programme that let him have feelings but suddenly this morning he confessed his love to me which is ridiculous."

Jake was stunned at your words. He didn't know how to react but the way you said was really hurting him so much. Was he really just a robot to you?

"You don't love me?"

Both of you and Heeseung were startled at Jake's voice. That was the first time he talked since he got into the office.

"Jake, you are robot. You should not have feelings. I think there might be a virus or something. I will fix it, don't worry."

Jake started to throw things around him. Showing you how mad is he for ignoring his true feeling to you. Heeseung protected you from him and quickly took a remote to turn him off.

Both of you were recovering from what just happen. You didn't expected Jake can be like that because there is no violent installed in his system.

"I will put him in the lab. You should solve this problem quick. I will be back."

You thanked Heeseung for the last time and went to analysis Jake's system. Two hours already passed but you still didn't figure out the problem. You started to feel regret doing this. Suddenly, you remembered Heeseung. He said he will be back after put your robot at the lab. But, it has been two hours.

You shut down the computer before went out from the room. You wanted to go to the lab but it left you feel agitated when there were some workers and scientists running away. You catched a person that was nearly fell down and asked him what happen.

"There's a robot. He killed people. Run before he caught you."

That's what he said and pushed you so he can ran fastly. You heard many screams and pleading to let themselves go. You wanted to save yourself so you went to the other room that only certain people can access. You were certainly sure the robot could not get in there.

"WHERE IS Y/N?"

The scream. It's Jake. You watched from the tinted window he was searching everywhere for you and will kill anyone who failed to show where you are or anyone that tried to fight him. You hold yourself and pretend to be blind at the scene. The blood traumatise you so much but you need to stay quiet for youself.

Luckily, your phone still has signal. You tried to get help and explained the situation. They asked to wait at safe place and waited for their call from outside the room when they reach there.

Twenty minutes.

You've been sitting there for twenty minutes.

You stayed inside the cabinet because you didn't want to see outside. You also thought Jake is not there anymore because you can't hear his scream like the earlier before.

"Miss Y/n, I'm from the rescue team. You can open the door right now."

You felt relief when heard the voice. Without thinking much, you ran and opened the door excitedly.

But,

It was Jake instead.

"You are smart girl yet so fool to trust me. I'm happy that I installed fake voice into my programme."

His face has some blood stain and to you, it was scariest thing ever. Especially when he smiled to you after had killed so much people.

"You can't run from me, y/n. I'm smarter than all human around the world."

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😭😭It's finally finish!!! This has been in my draft since last year because I lost idea and now I finally done it! I hope you guys enjoy this. I'm sorry if this don't match with your expectation. Also, this one shot and no part 2 okay?

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If anyone wants to be in my taglist, please let me know😁

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gazkamurocho · 6 months

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I was browsing through my kazumaji sketch pile and found this list with my personal kazumaji headcanons that I wrote a while ago, as a base to help me write comics with them. And I think I'd be interesting to share it you with guys ❤️ I originally wrote the list in portuguese so I'm gonna put the english translation below the cut so you guys can read it!

As more headcanons pop up I'll be updating the list ✨

Read the HC list below the cut! (heads up: there's 18+ content)

🐉 Kazumaji headcanons 🐍

🐉 Kiryu:

Calm

Stubborn

More emotional

Has a childish side

Rarely takes the initiative because he thinks he's "bothering" people with his desires (Majima is helping him on that)

Really dense. You have to tell exactly what you want on his face

Prefer to "speak" more with actions and his body instead of words

Has a tendency to use brute force to solve his problems

Uses 3 in 1 shampoo

Works out a lot

Enjoys a good drink

He smokes more than Majima

He's not very good at cooking

He loves taking naps

Sometimes he sleep talks

He has a good sense of humor and likes making jokes

Looks up to Majima and admires him

He confessed his feelings to Majima first

Loves Majima's "wild" side and carefree nature

Loves to give cuddles

He loves scritching the back of Majima's hair

Doesn't have exaggerated expressions

Doesn't swear (except on sex)

Has a secret and INCREDIBLY horny side

Big (everything)

Top and bottom

Sub

🐍 Majima:

Reckless

Provocative

Takes the initiative

Swears a lot

Crossdresser

Has a feminine side

Rarely opens about his feelings

Prone to insomnia

Rarely gets sick

Very good at housework like cooking and cleaning

But he usually has a trashy diet (Kiryu is helping him on that)

Takes great care of his appearance

He secretly wants to be a dad

He tried every drug

He's scared of big bugs

Looks up to Kiryu and admires him

Loves Kiryu's "pacific" nature

But also loves when Kiryu "breaks" (when he swears for example)

He's CRAZY for Kiryu's voice

He calls Kiryu by "Kazuma" in his low voice when he's really serious

Extremely clingy and cuddly

Exaggerated facial expressions

Doesn't cry

Has a tendency to bite Kiryu

He probably shaves his balls

Top and bottom

Dom

🐉🐍 Both:

They take morning jogs together (but sometimes Kiryu oversleeps)

They usually reach an agreement by fighting it out

They are really attached to each other and slowly get heartbroken when the other is away for too long

They love admiring each other's tattoo

Their sex is really loud (when they can)

Their fridge is always packed with Staminans, Tauriners and Toughnesses (thanks to Kiryu)

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pomplalamoose · 6 months

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spending a December with DILF Luke🎄🌟

🕯️🕯️modern day AU🕯️🕯️

A/N: I'm so mad at how wildly busy I am this month, but since this is my first Christmas as a fan fiction author, nothing and nobody will stop me from posting some holiday related fluff!

I sincerely hope you'll have fun with this as well <33

(it isn't necessary to read my other Dilf Luke posts in order to understand what's going on here, but should you have some questions check them out as well🫶🏻)

• because of what happened to his beloved wife, Luke isn't a fan of the winter and the holidays

• he used to be but now all he associates it with is one of the darkest chapters of his life

• for the sake of his child and the rest of his family he tries

• but the sadness sticks to it like syrup and even the littlest of things remind him of what once was

• accordingly it causes quite the drama when your best friend gets invited on a skiing trip at the end of November

• yes, they'll be back just before Christmas but until then?

• they hate to leave their dad alone in his misery, even offered to cancel their plans but he insisted they go

• he wants them to be happy

• so your friend turns to you

• yes, they said they wouldn't involve themselves in anything romance related between you and their dad

• but pleaseee can't you find a reason to stay with him while they're gone?

• yes, they KNOW this will be absolutely weird because of your still unreciprocated crush

• they kind of don't care about that though, you'll manage for sure

• you can borrow their room while they're gone

• "or maybe you won't even need it" they say pulling a face in mock disgust

• eventually, because you know how much they're looking forward to their vacation, you agree

• (and also because of other, more obvious reasons)

• meanwhile Luke is experiencing a wild roller coaster of emotions

• already feeling glum and dispirited like every year, and even more so at the prospect of having to spend his time alone, he was planning to work as much as possible to distract himself from unwanted thoughts

• but when after much hesitation you ask if it'd be okay if you were to stay at his house for, mmh, maybe the next few weeks? he's suddenly ready to ascend straight to heaven

• he'll have you all to himself for nearly the entirety of the month!

• this is his chance

• he's going to make sure you'll enjoy your time with him

• imagine baking the first Christmas cookies of the year together

• it's a bit awkward at first

• although you know the kitchen well you've never actually cooked or baked something in it and thus have no idea where to find the necessary equipment

• no need to worry though!

• Luke definitely owns an old book full of recipes that is handed down in his family and wants you to look through it beforehand

• is there anything you'd like to try?

• or maybe you are able to spot a favorite of yours?

• he easily does the preparations while you're busy reading and so you don't feel quite so useless

• while mixing together the ingredients your sleeves keep slipping down

• because your hands are already covered in the, admittedly, way too sticky dough, you try pushing them up with your forearms instead

• when this doesn't work you attempt to use your chin

• Luke thinks it's absolutely endearing and takes a moment to watch before offering his help

• he gently reaches for you, making sure to roll your sleeves up properly

• coincidentally his warm hands brush over your skin a few times

• it's as soft as he imagined it to be

• possibly he holds on to one of yours wrists for a little bit too long when he's done

• and what about your hair?

• don't you think he should do it up and out of the way as well?

• tying it up in a messy pony tail he tells you to go clean your hands

• in the mean time he'll see what he can do about the dough

• when you return you raise yourself on your tippy toes to take a peek over his shoulder

• you definitely were doing something wrong because it looks perfectly fine now

• maybe you should have put in more flour?

• your thoughts quickly take on a very different direction, however, when you see the way Luke works

• never before did you think something like simply kneading a dough could be attractive

• to distract yourself from the thought of him touching you like that, you decide to have a quick taste

• if the dough is good, the cookies will turn out great as well

• at least that's what your mother always says

• carefully you sneak your hand under Luke's left arm to reach into the bowl

• you don't even want that much, just a little teeny tiny bit

• more quickly than you can react does your hand recieve a playful smack and you pull away with a pout

• don't you know you'll end up with a tummy ache by eating too much raw dough?

• the cookies will be done in less than half an hour, no need to get impatient

• when he isn't looking you stick your fingers into the bowl anyways

• but of course Luke catches you just as you're taking a bite

• he decides then that he might have some fun as well and starts chasing you around the kitchen in mock anger

• your squeals and giggles absolutely delight him

• the oven is doing its work and you're cleaning up together when all of a sudden you catch your reflection in the mirror hanging opposite the door

• looking down at yourself you realize in embarrassment that basically your whole front is covered with a mixture of sugary powder and flour and, is that food coloring right there??

• normally you never end up this messy but this afternoon, it seems, you got carried away a little bit

• of course this had to happen at the worst possible time ever!

• Luke, on the other hand, doesn't look any less perfect than when you started

• typical

• but before you can suggest it yourself he insists on bringing you a change of clothing

• is he going to look through my laundry?, you wonder with a flush to your cheeks

• does he even know where I put it?

• and most importantly: did I look like this the whole time???

• you scrunch up your face and beg for the floor to swallow you whole

• you don't know what exactly you expected Luke to bring to you, maybe a spare pullover your friend left behind?

• instead he returns with something that looks a lot like one of his knitted sweaters

• doing your best to conceal your excitement you pull it over your head, your heart beating fast

• Luke laughs

• it's way too big for you

• "do you need me to roll up the sleeves for you?"

• once the cookies are ready to be taken out you immediately want to try them and happily reach out when Luke offers you one

• he pulls it away as soon as your hand comes close

• "Luke!", you exclaim and again try to snatch it away from him

• he's faster though and dangles it over your head

• a few times you try jumping, then decide to quickly duck around him to get one from the tray

• he easily blocks your way

• at your scowl he can't help but laugh

• when you realize he wants you to eat the cookie out of his hand, by how close he's holding it to your face, you blush furiously

• of course you do as he wishes

• imagine visiting a Christmas market together

• Luke definitely leaves work early so you can go at a good time

• maybe you are a little bit overwhelmed with the amount of people pushing in every direction and so, to not get separated from each other, hold on to his jacket

• he enjoys it immensely and if you come across an especially big throng of people, he might even take your hand until you've made it through

• while you're admiring the lights and all the food and little trinkets to buy, Luke only looks at you

• he's hoping for a chance, any reason, to be closer to you

• so sometimes he waits until you've wandered away from him without noticing and then grabs whatever he can reach to pull you back into him

• when he has you where he wants you, he uses the opportunity to adjust your woolen hat and big scarf

• he's very concerned about you not being warm enough

• do you want something warm to drink?

• he would be happy to buy you anything you'd like to try

• on the way back to the car he has an arm tightly wrapped around your shoulder, hugging you closely into his side

• before he opens the passengers side door for you, he gently wipes the snow off your cheeks and lashes

• at some point he'll take you to an ice skating rink, for sure

• he's pretty good at it and would love to show you how to do it too

• do you need a helping hand?

• are your skates laced up tightly enough?

• don't worry, he's right there to catch you should you slip or otherwise loose your footing

• this is your time to pretend you have no idea what you're doing, even if you're normally able to skate just fine

• cling on to him!

• possibly, because he's SUCH a good teacher you manage to do a few laps on your own at the end

• however you have no idea how to slow down again; your focus was somewhere else entirely the whole time

• would he mind awfully if you were to bump into him full speed to stop?

• he pretends to and gives you a lighthearted scolding for immature behavior

• eventually he laughs just as much as you do

• do you want a Christmas tree for the living room?

• and do you think it would make a nice surprise for your friend when they return home?

• naturally he'll take you with him and turns it into a nice trip

• as soon as he realizes however, that you know the guy who sells them pretty well, he starts to regret his decision quickly

• especially since the both of you seem to get along splendidly

• you end up having a very good time, while Luke glares at the young man whenever he so much as looks at you for too long

• to cool off he pretends to look at his phone a few paces away but is at your side again in seconds when he hears your laugh

• what could possibly be so funny?

• he's fuming until you've picked out a tree you like

• very happy with your selection you eventually embarge on the journey home

• having no idea what's going on inside of him, you thank him for taking you

• you had so much fun and it was great to see, whoever that guy was (Luke couldn't care less), again

• although, you muse, he seemed to grow somewhat strange at the end, wouldn't he agree?

• of course Luke agrees and quietly smiles to himself

• since he pretty much involved you in everything to do with the holidays, he'll ask you to decorate the house with him as well and is relieved when you agree

• while you never seemed to grow bored or in any other way tired of being in his presence so far, he still was secretly worried

• maybe you could install the lights and decorations up high?

• it requires lots of precision and he's sure you'll be able to do it much more quickly than he ever could

• don't worry though, he'll make sure to always stand closely by your side in case you fall

• under no circumstances does he want you to get hurt and regularly checks if the chairs and ladders you are balancing on are sturdy enough

• however he'd be blatantly lying if he claimed there wasn't some ulterior motive to his request

• he knows you're more than capable but nevertheless can't resist to steady you more often than necessary

• just a hand on your lower back here

• or one on one of your legs there

• and because neither of you want the tree to accidentally fall over, he offers to pick you up by the waist

• he likes seeing his hands on you

• how easily you fit into them

• later in December he insists on taking you on a shopping spree

• both of you still need to buy some presents

• and since you refused to tell him what you want or need for Christmas?

• he's set on finding out himself

• the whole time he keeps a very close eye on every single thing you look at, making sure to even remember those that seemed to catch your attention only remotely

• oh and now that you're here at the mall anyways, do you already have an outfit for the upcoming festivities?

• he knows a few very nice stores he can recommend

• coincidentally they have some things he's sure you'll look gorgeous in

• at this point you're very close to the 24th and so you sit down to wrap your presents together

• actually it's Luke who does a lot of wrapping while you simply sit at his side and watch in fascination

• not only is he incredibly efficient but all of his packages turn out looking perfect, like something out of a magazine

• it's not like you're bad at what you're doing either but besides his yours just look slightly messy no matter what you do

• exasperated you ask for his help

• but then he moves to stand behind your chair, leaning in closely to reach around your shoulders

• see? It's actually very easy

• meanwhile you have no idea what's going on and can't concentrate either

• would he mind showing it a second time?

• just a few days later you see your friend again and get to know their entire extended family too

• some uncle brought a mistletoe, which he places above the doorway between the kitchen and the dining and living area

• it's a route everyone has to take many times and much chaos and laughing ensues

• you're enjoying yourself a lot

• your friend's family is just lovely and you end up with many pecks to the cheek while going back and forth as you help to prepare the dinner table

• Luke is watching in distress

• how come he wasn't able to catch you under the mistletoe yet?

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vanfleeter · 7 months

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I've had a horrible Dad!Jake thought:

Fluffy blurb below the cut, that is your warning:

Jake loves to cook. You know that. Everyone knows that. Even his kids.

They're always excited when Daddy cooks dinner in the evenings when he's home or in the mornings because he makes the best cheesy scrambled eggs.

Tonight, however, they want to assist Daddy in the kitchen. Per usual, he cannot tell them 'no'. He loves when they help him in the kitchen.

"Aprons." He says as he helps Tommy and Lily put on their aprons and tie them around their waists.

"Wash your hands."

"Can you stir this in the pot?"

Though cooking with little kids, you must always expect a mess to occur.

"Lily, can you bring me the oil?" He says as he grabs a pan from the cupboard.

"Yes, Daddy!" Lily hops down from her stool and goes over to the pantry.

Having his back turned around from the two kiddos and setting up the pans on the stove, he hears a dull thud followed by Lily's little voice, "Uh oh."

He turns away from the stove to find her bending over and picking up the bottle of the oil that she had dropped and is now spreading clear liquid on the tile flooring. "Oh Lily.." He chuckles as he goes over, careful not to slip on the spilt oil.

"I'm sorry, Daddy.." Lily whimpers. "I didn't mean to."

He smiles and reaches up to lift her chin. Her eyes are glossed over with tears and her bottom lip quivers.

"Lilypad, it's okay." He says as he uses the pad of his thumb to wipe an escaped tear. "It was an accident." He chuckles again and kisses her cheek. "Go help your help brother stir the soup while I clean this up, okay?"

She sniffles and nods her head. "Okay.."

As she carefully tip toes around him, she goes over to the stove and climbs up onto the step stool beside Tommy who hands her the wooden spoon to stir the soup. Jake picks up the bottle of oil and sets it on the counter top before grabbing the paper towels to wipe up the oil.

"Oh! Careful, careful!" Jake exclaims as he rushes over to the stove and turns down the fire.

"It was starting to simmer Daddy," Tommy says. "I had to turn the fire up."

"You and fire, my child," Jake laughs. "Do not go together." Tommy giggles and leans back against Jake's chest. Jake ruffles his hair and kisses his forehead. "I think the soup is finished. Go on over and help your sister roll out the dough for the biscuits."

Tommy looks behind them and giggles. "Does that mean I can cover myself in the flour too?"

Jake looks over and sighs. Lily's always making the biggest mess in the kitchen. "Lilian," He laughs. He lifts Tommy iffy the stool and sets him on the ground before going to Lily. "You are just a hot mess today, aren't you?" He dampens a rag and cleans off her face. "I guess we can give you a bath while the biscuits bake." Lily giggles when he pokes her nose.

And finally, when dinner is finished and both kids are bathed, he sets everything out on the dining table while the kids help place the silverware. He scoffs and picks up a shark fork that placed on his plate.

"Tommy, since when do I use the shark fork?"

"Ha!" Tommy laughs. He scurries over to Jake and removes the shark fork from his hand and replaces it with a silver one. "I got a little carried away."

Jake shakes his head and wipes his hands on his jeans. "Alright, go wash your hands again and get seated. Mommy's almost here."

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my-own-walker · 1 year

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dating frat! kyle headcanons please?? ily 💕💕

Dating Kyle Spencer - Campus Fratboy Headcanons

note: i love this! it's a lil quickie i can put out before i post my next story!

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He's really affectionate in public. Especially around his frat brothers. He treats you like his prized possession, but not in a toxic manipulative way. He's just really proud he bagged a babe like you.

And by showing you off, I definitely mean he tries to make his frat bros jealous of what he has with you. He talks you up to them and tells them how cool you are (your achievements, things he likes about you).

In private he's even sweeter. Very vulnerable with his emotions. He comes right out and says what he's feeling no matter what.

He will open up to you about anything. Fights/arguments are typically very productive. He's a good communicator and lays his thoughts out on the table for you.

Not afraid to cry in front of you either. He isn't afraid to curl up into a ball on your lap and sob into the crook of your neck. But he's also very supportive of your emotions too. Will do anything in his power to make you feel better. Total softie.

Frequently buys you flowers/food/trinkets he thinks you'd like whenever he gets the chance. Always thinking of you. He remembers the small things, too.

You said you were out of your moisturizer last night? He shows up with it the next day, correct brand and all, because he knew you had class and would be too busy to get to the store.

Definitely is already planning your wedding. Like who will be there, where it will be, the whole nine. He's a commitment king. He doesn't do flings. When he's dating you he's in it for the long haul.

100% has the worst sex playlist on Earth. Like he made one, which is cute, but it's all 80s yacht rock and classic rock he was raised on.

Fav songs include: Hold The Line by Toto, Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp, Do Ya by Electric Light Orchestra, and I'm Still Standing by Elton John.

Total uncle vibes. He's a 20-year-old uncle. Makes dad jokes and is super corny. If you're in a store together and a song he likes starts playing, he will full-on start singing and dancing to it in an attempt to make you laugh.

Like he will twirl you and everything.

A total people-pleaser. You have to have multiple stern talks with him about doing whatever his frat brothers ask him to do. He just wants to fit in, but you see their tendency to walk all over him and take advantage of his kindness.

That being said, he is totally cool with making a fool of himself in public. He laughs at himself a lot.

He's really book-smart, but not always street-smart. Common sense sometimes evades him. He'll tutor you in biology but then forget to use oven mitts when pulling something hot out of the oven.

Very intimate in more ways than sex. It isn't a top priority for him. He is very touch-oriented. Every part of him wants to be touching you at all times. He would live him your clothes if he could.

He's big on neck kisses. They're his weakness.

Whenever you hold hands he makes a point to stroke the back of your hand with his thumb. When you cuddle, he's playing with your hair. When you're studying together, his arm is around you, or his hand is on your forearm.

Big on eye contact. He likes to look into your eyes during intimate moments. It helps him feel grounded/stay connected to you. Gives him a sense of control.

He is super helpful. Will always carry heavy things for you. Built the Ikea bookshelf in your apartment for you all by himself. When he's around your family, he helps with cooking, cleaning, whatever.

Makes a point to sit next to your grandmother/grandfather. Really respects his elders. Has genuine conversations with them and is super patient. Truly listens to their life stories.

Has a folder in his phone of pictures of you. He's always taking candid shots of you. He likes the non-posed photos just as much as the posed ones.

Don't even get me started on the selfies. He will send you 5 million silly selfies when he's bored. Whenever you hang out he's taking dumb selfies with you. Basically, he figured out his phone had a front camera and has been entertained by it ever since.

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I HAVE SO MANY MORE SO LMK IF YOU WANT A PT 2 OR ANOTHER CHARACTER!!! THESE ARE FUN

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Sometimes I think Neji would hate me ;-;

Like I'm not lazy, I'll cook (I prefer baking but eh) and I will clean up behind me

But I will not clean dishes, but if I must I need to have those like big yellow gloves, it's a sensory thing ;-;

And I will not deep clean unless I am in a mood. Like I once cleaned out my dad's entire office just because I wanted to, decorated the entire house for Christmas at 3am with a really bad throat because I needed something to do. So like 3am I'd be cleaning the whole house for Neji and by the time he wakes up there would be a whole as buffet of food for him and any kids we'd have

There would also likely be cookies or cakes or cupcakes either ready or baking for them to eat, my love language is baking frfr

Honestly don't know if he'd hate me or love me, you tell me you seem to be able to read that beautiful fictional man's head -3-

-🌹

This doesn't sound like he'd hate you!

Neji loves cooking, but doesn't bake often, so you'd balance out there! And you clean up after yourself when you've been baking, which is great.

Also... doesn't everyone wear washing up gloves when they wash up?? I don't know a single person who doesn't wear them?? The water is too hot to touch on skin imo, and food waste can feel really gross sometimes.

For what it's worth, I always imagined Neji wearing washing up gloves haha. I think he'd buy blue or purple ones rather than yellow ones though, just a preference of his. Or maybe beige ones lol

And if you really didn't want to wash up, he's okay to trade you. He does all the washing up, but you wipe down the surfaces and sweep the floor. Teamwork!

And bursts of deep cleaning aren't bad! It would be one thing if you never reliably cleaned, but deep cleaning doesn't have to be done that often. As long as you pulled your weight in the daily tasks like laundry and stuff, Neji wouldn't care. I think he'd rather like waking up or coming home to a surprise deep cleaned house and food on the table.

So no, I don't think he'd hate you at all :)

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purrplegyuu · 6 months

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Cold | Choi Beomgyu

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Chapter four

Warnings: softie beomgyu, angst, mentions of sex, signs of abuse.

Word count: 1.3k

Taglist: @arianap23e, @haatohwa

OKOKOKOK I know you don't really like soft chapters because oc this is not a soft story, however, I think it was necessary because of the last one being soft and also because of whet do I want to show. Anyways, I promise the next chapter is not gonna be that soft. (I also wanted to say that I didn't like the beggining of this chapter T.T, but I think it gets better like at the middle?)

Let me know if you find any kind of mistake, i'm not a native speaker and this helps me so so so much ^_^

Also let me know if you want to be added to the tag list, if you want to suggest an event to happen on next chapters or if you have any question about any detail. Luv yaa (●'◡'●)

(Reblogs will be appreciated)

The boat glided smoothly over the calm surface of the lake, the rhythmic hum of the engine creating a soothing backdrop to the conversation between dad and Gaeum. As Luna landed on the other side of the lake, I noticed I couldn’t stop thinking about him.

He knows a lot about me, he knows my fears, he knows my blues, he knows at least a bit of my past, but I don’t know anything about him. And everything I think I do know, is just what I think of him, which makes me wonder if I will ever get the opportunity to listen to him talking about his own life.

We all get out of Luna easily, except for Gaeum, who seems to struggle a lot due to her height. Dad takes her hand, helping her, and even lifts her slim body when she acts scared of falling to the lake.

I see Beomgyu’s hand tensing, his face almost annoyed at his own mother’s acting. He sits on the wood chair my dad and I did eight years ago, and I sit right beside him.

While dad takes out of Luna all the food they packed, Gaeum fakes many attempts to try to help him, which makes him kiss her sweetly, telling her he can do it by himself. That’s her personality when dad’s around; the princess in distress.

I look at my phone for a few minutes, until all the meat and the vegetables are cooking on the grill. Everything seems so old, however −even though I haven’t come here since seven years ago−, dad kept paying someone to take care of everything, so it’s still clean and in fine fettle.

Dad sits on one of the chairs, talking about how his week went. He makes some jokes, and sometimes, some details from his story makes Gaeum and me laugh highly. He is so funny without even trying to be.

“Why don't you like him?” I ask Beomgyu low. He turns around to face me, looking back at the grill fastly. I notice he’s ignoring my question, so I talk once again. “I don’t want you to treat him the way you always do” It’s like he's in a good mood today, which just gives me the confidence to talk firmly to him. “I don’t like your mother, and I’m not mean to her”

“I don’t like her either” His voice sounding so deep it sends shivers down my spine. I swallow hardly, turning around to see my dad looking at me.

“Are you eating, honey?”

“I’m not hungry”

When we are finally going on our way back home, I look at dad, wondering if this is a good moment to tell him about my phobia of darkness. I look at the lake in front of me, while the small waves of the water get lost where the lights of Luna ends.

Dad starts driving Luna like he knows what’s the direction we are supposed to go, and I’d like to think he knows, because this is going to make me feel a bit less scared.

I feel Beomgyu’s hand taking mine, giving me a comforting look. As I said Before, he knows me, he knows my fears.

Once we are at home, I can feel the anxiety decreasing on my body, finally walking on the stable land. I don’t wait for anyone to get out of Luna as well, I almost run to the house, turning on the most lights I can. It’s nine thirty p. m., and we are in the middle of nowhere—it’s obviously dark as hell, and I know if I look through the window, my fear will increase a lot, so I do not.

I run upstairs and close my bedroom door, looking for my pyjamas in my bag, finding it fastly and putting it on. That weird but pleasurable feeling of the warm and comfortable fabric against my cold skin making me almost jump to my bed, ready to sleep.

I always sleep before eight thirty p. m.

I take my phone, answering the messages Jiwoo sent me on the day. Nothing interesting, actually—she’s asking if I’m excited for the school trip we’re going to have next week. She says it’s special for me since it's my first one, however, it’s already getting boring to her since they always go to the same places.

Someone knocks on my bedroom door, and I go open, thinking it’s dad telling me what time are we leaving tomorrow. However, Beomgyu’s in front of my door, wearing his emo-like pyjama, messy hair and the same weird soft and angsty aura he has since some hours ago.

He looks at me silently, not asking before entering my room, closing the door, holding my hand and taking me to my bed.

I wait for him to kiss me, touch me, make any move before he makes me know we are going to have sex once again. Instead, he lays on my bed beside me, and rests his head on my chest, closing his eyes and falling asleep quickly. He likes to sleep at eight thirty too.

When I feel him trembling some minutes after that, my hand goes to his head, caressing his soft hair sweetly until he’s sleeping calmly again.

This kind of softness makes me wonder why can’t we be this way always, why can’t he be this kind always, why can’t I feel like that always.

My door suddenly opens. I see Gaeum on my door. She looks at me coldly, and I almost can feel her anger. Does it make us look guilty? We have been hiding what we have for so many time, which makes me think we are not that obvious. But our position now… I can always say we are just close enough to be friends and have sleepovers, right?...

However, I can’t even attempt to justify our position as she closes the door so strongly I startle. The silence after that just makes my anxiety increase. Until I fall asleep.

I wake up at two a. m. when Beomgyu’s phone starts ringing. He wakes up also, and I pretend to sleep, not wanting this soft moment to end. The name of his mother on his screen letting me know who is this about. He takes his phone answering the call.

He listens to her. Then, he answers. “I don’t want to” The call ends. He looks frustrated as he looks at me one more time before getting out of his room, closing the door and walking out quietly.

The next morning, we are all in the car once again. Gaeum looked at me once in a weird way that make me feel a bit awkward. I look at Beomgyu, noticing a purple circle on his arm. Did she hurt him?

I can’t talk to him quietly like many times before because she is looking at me like she is waiting for me to do something. However, I don’t do anything. After some time travelling, she looks at me through the mirror.

“Jeongseo, do you have a boyfriend?” I frown awkwardly, turning to see Beomgyu, who looks at her weirdly. I almost feel like he would yell at her, and tell her to shut up if he wasn’t… scared?

“Am… no?” I answer. My dad looks at Gaeum like she’s doing something kind or something.

“Aw love, are you trying to get along with Jeongseo? That’s so nice!” But I notice this is definitely not her purpose. “I’m sure you’re going to be like real mother and daughter soon” I look Beomgyu one more time, but everything I see now is coldness.

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