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wwdits 5x08 "The Roast" + nandermo moments i am totally normal about (she lied, like a liar)

#Nandermo #They mean the world to me #daamn these bitches gay #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows fx #nandermo #nandor the relentless #wwdits nandor #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits s5

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i found this ‘almost kissing’ art meme from 2012 and was immediately like woah that’s so macden-coded

anyway, NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE, THEY’VE BEEN IN LOVE THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

expandable version under the cut:

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Something…

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Lil comic from chapter 1 of Alethophobia by @jay-auris! Character designs by the incredible @pejntboks!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Distant shot from behind a white van parked on a patch of gravel and dirt with its rear doors wide open, pine trees in the distance against a darkening sky. Human Nandor is rummaging around in the equipment in the back of the van, muttering angrily to himself. He is wearing a green flannel with rolled sleeves over a white tee shirt tucked into cut off blue jean shorts, white knee socks, and hiking boots. The side of Guillermo's face appears in closeup in the foreground, looking at him. 1b. Shot from inside the van as Guillermo comes up behind Nandor, both now facing the viewer. Nandor has his graying hair down and hanging messily in his face as he scowls, sweat beading on his forehead. He wears a silver medallion around his neck, orange tasbih prayer beads around his right wrist, has two orbital piercings with silver hoops and a silver conch stud in his left ear, and silver vertical studs on his right eyebrow. He continues glaring at the equipment and shuffling it around with his left hand as he thrusts a camera bag out behind him with his right, snapping, "Leave Laszlo to pack everything like an overgrown child. Here, pull out the extra batteries so I can put them in the actual fucking battery cases we own." Guillermo looks down at the bag in surprise as it is thrust towards him, hands coming up automatically to take it. He is wearing a black tee shirt with a gray symbol on the chest under a sleeveless unzipped dark blue hoodie with red trim, black leggings, red sneakers, a black fidget ring on his right middle finger, and a silver cross around his neck, tucked into the shirt. 1c. Close up of Guillermo as takes the bag and removes the batteries, aiming a concerned look at Nandor as he does so. He asks, "Are you okay?" 1d. Waist up of Nandor from Guillermo's POV as he straightens up and wrestles his hair back into a messy bun with quick, angry motions. Still glaring down at the equipment, he snarls, "I dislike long car rides; I dislike being out of the city;" 1e. Reverse shot, close up of the back of Nandor's head with its painful looking bun in the foreground as he continues, "I dislike laszlo's laissez-faire attitude towards the security of our expensive equipment..." In the background, Guillermo frowns as he observes Nandor's hair.

2a. Repeat. Guillermo interrupts Nandor's venting by pointing toward his hair and asking, "Can I fix that?" Nandor's head in the foreground turns toward him, asking, "Huh?" 2b. Wide shot facing the rear of the van as Guillermo says, "Your hair, just- c'mere." Guillermo takes Nandor by the shoulders, turns him around, and pushes him down to sit on the bumper with a small, unassuming smile. Nandor looks shocked and not a little flustered, shoulders tense under Guillermo's hands. 2c. Close up on Nandor as Guillermo pulls the rubber band from his hair and lets it loose around his shoulders, covering his eyes. Guillermo combs his fingers through the strands and Nandor stills, expression hidden but cheeks going red. 2d. Close up of Nandor's face from the nose down in profile as Guillermo's hands gather his hair behind his shoulders. 2e. Close up of the back of Nandor's head from Guillermo's POV as he pulls all of Nandor's hair together neatly at his crown.

3a. Close up on Nandor's side, elbow to hip, as Guillermo's right hand leaves his head to tap two fingers on Nandor's jeans pocket. Nandor pulls his elbow away in surprise. 3b. Repeat. Nandor's other hand obliges, pulling a second rubber band from his pocket and offering it to Guillermo, who hooks it onto his finger. 3c. Waist up of Guillermo as he steps back with a hesitant grin, hands clasped together at his sternum. He says, "There. Better?" 3d. Close up of Nandor's right hand as it lifts his phone and unlocks it with a thumb. His phone case is a Lisa-Frank-esque close up of a white horse with purple, blue, and pink spots on a backdrop of a blue sky with clouds and a rainbow.

4a. Bust of Nandor as he raises his phone up to take a look at himself in the camera, expression now softened from his earlier frustration. His hair is now twisted up into a neat, round bun at the crown of his head, one stubborn strand loose at his temple. He raises his eyebrows, liking what he sees, and says "Huh. That's very good. How did you do that?" 4b. Zoom out to knees up, Nandor still perched on the bumper of the van. Guillermo stuffs his hands in the pockets of his hoodie and leans back against one of the van doors, flushed and grinning as he aims his gaze elsewhere. With a humble shrug, he replies, "Sister taught me. She said that if I wanted to impress a girl one day, I should learn how to do basic styles." Nandor lowers his phone and drapes that arm over his raised knee, left hand palming the other to balance himself as he turns his torso towards Guillermo with a grin. He says, "Well, color this girl impressed." /end ID

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We collectively do not acknowledge enough as a fandom that the existence of Lonely Eyes and OG Lonely Eyes simultaneously is SO HILARIOUS

Jonah Magnus being multidivorced with a man who’s GREAT GRANDFATHER he was also with like 200 years prior

#Tma #The magnus Archives #Og lonely eyes #Lonely eyes

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#Tma #The magnus Archives #Fanart #Lonely eyes

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Useless uncle a Magnus Protocol AU.

Gwen was talking on the phone when Sam emerged from the break room. She was talking: 

“How many times have I told you, don’t call me, I’m at work,” She sighed. “Yes, I work nights. As I've told you before. Yes, I’m at work….. Look I’ve only house sat for you a half dozen times, I know what I’m supposed to do… fine I’ll check the list. I have to go now, I have my job to do. Bye… Bye!”

She glared at her phone as she ended the call.

Sam was sitting at his desk. When he noticed Alice roll her office chair up to Gwen.

“Who was that Gwen?”

Gwen glared at Alice now: “It’s none of your business.”

Alice said: “Aww, c’mon you can tell us, I promise we won’t snitch to Lena.”

“I know you won’t leave me alone until I tell you?” Gwen said.

“Probably,” Alice said.

“It’s my idiot stoner uncle Elias. He’s useless but he pays me to watch his house while he goes on holiday with his husband Peter,” Gwen sighed.

“Oh,uncle money bags then?” Alice grinned.

Gwen snorted: “No, he didn’t get much from my grandfather, his husband Peter on the other hand is heir to a shipping fortune. I’d say he married Peter for money, but honestly Elias is so high most of the time, I doubt he has the mental  capacity to think up a scheme like that.”

“Where are they going on holiday, then?”  Alice continued.

“Around Europe on Peter’s yacht, first stop Amsterdam of course.” Gwen rolled her eyes. “And I really need to get back to MY JOB, so that’s all I’m going to say right now.”

Sam watched as Alice rolled her eyes and rolled her chair back to her workstation. There was silence for a minute and then Alice said: “Gwennie…”

“Ugh what?” Gwen turned from her work station.

“That stoner uncle of yours… does he keep all the weed for himself?” Alice joked. “I mean I know someone who wouldn’t mind sharing it with him.”

Gwen huffed: “I hope you are not talking about taking illegal drugs while at work.”

“Perish the thought!” teased Alice. “I just know… someone.”

Gwen rolled her eyes and went back to work.

Sam smiled to himself then turned back to his work station and caseload.

#Lonely eyes #Short fic

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drawing man men is so hard guys ..... save me.......

#Lonely eyes #Fanart

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this just in, tma fanartist FINALLY draws the other assistants (everything is season 1 and nothing hurts)

#Why is Tim literally just Glenn Howerton? 👁️👄👁️

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Lonely eyes third divorce this week, theyre doing great

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Guys on their period xp

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Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction The vaguely referenced image:

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That line in S5 where Jon tells Martin they probably don't even like each other in other universes and it took 5 season of trauma to get to that point made me sad

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Sorry how did [THE CONTENTS OF THIS POST HAVE BEEN DELETED] become such an unnerving phrase like the way it so clearly signals that things are About To Go Wrong god I LOVE this. And the [UNINTELLIGIBLE] thing too what does that even MEAN its so unsettling

I might make a longer post about this specifically but the way episode 1 and this are both blog posts with missing content, where OP encounters Something and their final post is clearly Not Them in some way, like. I smell An Entity!!!!

2nd tangent as well but also like ep 5 is kind of how tmagp feels compared to tma??? Like people gave statements to The Magnus Institute deliberately, if not necessarily willingly. No one knows OIAR is reading or recording these, theres something different about that. I feel like theres something to it,,,

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i think elias bouchard in TMAGP should be gwen’s cool uncle who just smokes weed and drinks margaritas with little umbrellas because that’s what the original elias would have done if jonah magnus hadn’t body snatched him

#YEEESSS

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i think elias bouchard in TMAGP should be gwen’s cool uncle who just smokes weed and drinks margaritas with little umbrellas because that’s what the original elias would have done if jonah magnus hadn’t body snatched him