i'd never want someone so crass as to want someone like me
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Prompt 122
“Have you met Seal Hood?”
Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still.
Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.”
Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??
“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.”
Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.
Baby Seal Danny <3
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SUCH DISTANCE FROM OUR FRIENDS LIKE A SCRATCH ACROSS THE LENS MADE EVERYTHING LOOK WRONG FROM ANYWHERE WE STOOD
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i want to sit all pretty on someone’s lap and let them have their way with me. just having them grope me and play with my tits and ass as i grind against their thigh. being a good little bunny in their lap as i moan and whimper until they decide to fuck me.
men and minors dni
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Didnt your mom ever tell you that you cant say you dont like something until you try it? DM are open Daddy hit me up👉👌💦🍆💖
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— Warsan Shire, crude conversations with boys who fake laughter often
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