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deadghosy · 2 months

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Hear me out

What about a moth! reader

Like the moth from sky! Children of the light that likes to fly around the hotel and honk at people sense they can't speak

And them giving candles as a way to ask"do you wanna be friends??"

(this is my first time ever requesting something so sorry if it doesn't make sense, feel free to ignore this く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡)

……ANON MARRY ME RN CAUSE I USE TO PLAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT GAME!! RN MARRY ME

HAZBIN HOTEL X MOTH COTL! READER

prompt: a cute moth character enters the ring of hell due to a malfunction of the realms

STORY MODE: you were celebrating days of love as your ikemen softly puts a flower crown on your head as you honk happily. You hugged the Ikemen as he hugs you back, lifting you for a hug spin as he chuckles lowly.

He lifted you on his back as you wrap your arms around his shoulders. He pointed towards the valley realm as they wanted to celebrate your one year anniversary together. You started to spam honk excitedly as the Ikemen nods and runs into the realm. But something went wrong.

END OF STORY MODE: You just stand there as you smell blood and fire in the air. You were confused as you didn’t see your beloved Ikemen anywhere which made you honk out loud…you didn’t see their name either. You inhaled all the air you could and let out a big HONK! That got you the attention of a fellow moth man who smirked behind you. You jolted with a quick honk as Valentino poked your mask. “My my my~ what a cute little thing you are.” Valentino says picking you up like a child.

You didn’t want to die so immediately you pulled out your candle. That made Valentino drawn to the candle as he squeaks happily at the candle and take it. Before Valentino could talk to you, an arm grabbed you and sped away.

Who was the culprit who took you, it was Angel dust in his pink scooter. (A/n: don’t question the scooter) Angel heard that big ass honk and a light as he was curious and went to go look for it only to see you shaking in Valentino’s hold. He didn’t want to save you, but your small frame was shaking and he couldn’t stand it so he had to save you.

And now you are part of the hotel’s crew as they greet you with open arms.

Angel loves you dearly, you immediately warmed up to him giving him a bright white candle as his eyes shined at the light of the candle shaping like a heart. So when Angel took it and it dissolved in his hands. You were so happy you kept spam hugging him.

You literally follow all the members like a first time moth, holding out a candle as you want more friends!

Fat nuggets just oinks and follows you. You pet the cute demon pig who licks your hand back

CHARLIE LOVESSS YOUU😭💗 she picked you up and you honk hugging her back.

Vaggie admires you as well. You seem like a reliable person to bring hopes up.

Lucifer adores you..I mean you are just so affectionate. He immediately accepted the candle and he lifted you up. Kissing your head and gushing over you with tears yelling “I WANNA ADOPT THEM!”

I headcannon Charlie and Lucifer debating which color scheme suits you better as they try to take off your brown moth cape as you honk at them.

I always headcannon skykid moths to be at least like 4’9 and every time they gain winged light they get taller. 🦆✨but since you aren’t in the Sky cotl universe, you are so small so literally they treat you like a kid.

You know like your light decreases when a dark creature hits it or like basically darkness. (Especially during that damn fire trial😐) I can imagine moth! Reader having a night light that Lucifer made you with a duck light shining on the ceiling so you feel safe.

Husk doesn’t even understand what the fuck you are doing by honking at him and following him around constantly with a bright ass white candle.

Husk eventually accepted the candle which made you hug him alot..and oddly husk liked it. Now you gained a drunk uncle.

BIG HEADCANNON THAT VALENTINO WILL TRY TO ADOPT YOU, BUT ANGEL IS DEAD ASS SHAKING HIS HEAD NO AS THE OTHER CREW MEMBERS PROTECT YOU FROM THE GRASP OF THIS MOTH DEMON

As you kept getting adopted by random people, your ikemen was going around every season area asking other skykids have they seen you as he has a missing poster of you….poor Ikemen looks down seeing the flower bracelet you made him.

Back to you as you are making the whole crew paper bracelets thanks to Charlie’s trust exercises and activities.

I can see sir Pentious and you getting along to the point sir Pentious is like a caretaker when you don’t have anyone to be with. Even his egg boiz love to hang with you. Even if they don’t understand you.

You one time big honked and every light flickered since a ring of light was around you. So now the cast is little bit cautious at how “powerful” you are

Alastor would think you eat human/sinner meat as he would bring it to you, noting you don’t eat anything. 😭 DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT GAGGING CAT?! THATS YOU WHEN YOU SMELT THE MEAT-

Alastor was so offended but he should’ve guessed that you weren’t a cannibal.

Niffty was teaching you how to clean and you accidentally drank bleach making niffty literally chase you around worried as you run.

You actually one time lost your light as you were crouched on the floor. Immediately Lucifer grabbed you up scared that you were dying as your body got out of the state and into your regular appearance.

Tbh Lucifer thought you was a scary demon crawling for your life, until you honked is when he realized it was his moth friend.

You fly around honking as you help razzle and dazzle with putting up banners. Razzle and dazzle pick you up if you don’t have enough energy to fly. You guys are flying buddies is what I headcannon.

I imagine husk is sleeping and you glide down from the stairs as you honk softly in his ear to wake him up. He grumbles at first so you decided to do a big honk. You inhaled as a ring of light surrounds the place as the honk rings out in the hotel.

“GAH!” Husk yells falling off the couch grabbing you as he thought you were trouble to only find out there wasn’t no problems. He grumbles angrily at you.

You once flew down like Batman and Angel recorded it founding it adorable.

Charlie had noticed you like to collect candles so she bought a stack of candles which made your eye light up and immediately run to your room with them.

Your mask definitely falls off your face, so imagine the whole hotel’s cast reaction to your face just being completely black with eyelashes (bruh skykid’s eyelashes are so damn pretty and long 😭)

When you went with Charlie to meet with the angels, Adam raised a brow at you because he never seen a “demon” like you. But he didn’t feel any angelic or demonic energy off you.

“What’s up lil dude…where’s your mama?” Adam says teasing you as he pats your head while Charlie watching nervously. You just honk at him and pull out a big white candle. Lute and Adam glanced at each other as Adam took it. The candle dissolved into a circle as Adam felt warm. You honk happily and hugged him.

“So can I keep this little shit?” Adam says to Charlie. “WHAT NO?!-”

I headcannon you once did the backflip emote and they all applaud you like “oh wow!”

Alastor and Lucifer are the smart ones to try to get you to call them dad…but you just honk and hug them like a little child happy to see them.

Of course Valentino is blowing Angel’s phone asking him if he seen a moth like demon….

Lucifer made you a duck cape. Like the cape was heaven sky blue with duck patterns in it. He found it so cuteee! 🦆💗

You honked madly at fat nuggets as the pig had eaten up your brown cape making angel dust make you a pink cape. It was bedazzled and it didn’t look like the sakura or valley cape you see other skykids wore once

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myredrainbow · 4 months

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~Since Hazbin Hotel is finally getting their season within a week, I wanna start off my tumblr with an Alastor fic for those who love him ( myself included). Forgive me if everything isn’t accurate towards his personality, since the season will come out soon hopefully all of us can see his personality more ! Enjoy !~

( Headcanons : Alastor x Y/n )

~ Alastor at first was just near you for the entertainment due to his boredom over the past few decades.

~ But ever since you’ve join the crew in the hotel, something inside him just.. changed..

~ You we’re a housekeeper/maid, that cleans hotel rooms for guest. You and niffty get along great, and Alastor likes you for that.

~ Once you came in his office- ( based off the pic in the season. Not sure if it’s a room or office) you were there to clean around his office, due to him being a powerful overlord. You wanted to leave as quickly as possible because you didn’t want to make Alastor mad.

~ Alastor moved himself towards his door, as he watched you clean around his office. Standing there smiling at the sight . Not in a sexual way.

~ Once you were finished, you picked up your rag and duster only to find yourself get hit on the head with the duster. “OW!” You yelled, as you rubbed your head.

~ Alastor chuckled as he walked towards you as your head started to sting. “Now my dear! Allow me!” He cheered as he touch your head, the stinging pain fading away. Making you confused..

( not sure if he can actually do that but for this fic, yes ^^ )

~ Alastor’s hand then gently rubbed the bump where the duster hit you, as the bump swelled down. Your face bloomed red, as you realized how close he his too you.

~ But you got to your senses, and did a small bow to him. “Thank you, Alastor.. I’m so clumsy” you sighed out but he just kept rubbing your head. “ Oh! No no no, my dear! It’s nothing to worry about!” He smiled as he placed his hand by his side.

~ You blushed as you moved away from him, “apologies but I still have to continue to clean the other rooms”. You grabbed your supplies as you walked towards the door but was stopped but Alastor appearing out of nowhere.

~ “Now dear, if you need anything. Just let my know, I wouldn’t hesitate to come to your rescue” he grinned, turning his head to the side. You just blinked at him.

~”what?” You question, as he gently held your hand. “As a gentleman, I don’t want anything to happen to you and your pretty face” he said, fluttering his lashes at her.

~You then fluttered your lashes yourself in confusion but then smiled softly, “Oh, um. That’s very kind of you”. Alastor smiles and moves out of the doorway, allowing you to continue your work.

~”Which reminds me my dear, do you have a favorite song I’m able to play over the radio? To help you work?” He beamed, You thought for a second and remembered. “Over the rainbow” you smiled.

~About ten minutes into your cleaning, your heard static over the radio. Then a familiar tune was playing over it…

“Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly”

You sigh happily as you softly twirl around, memories of your life on earth- swirling around your head. Your smile bright as ever ..

~ As Alastor smiles at the doorway, smiling to see you happy~

Woo-hoo! That’s was my first fic on tumblr done! I’m sorry if it’s inaccurate! But I hope you like it !! And if you have an idea - feel free to request ! I’m open for it!! Btw the song is from the wizard of Oz since it’s close to Alastor’s time period!

-RedRainbow

#hazbin hotel #alastor #x y/n fluff #x reader #cute

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irkimatsu · 2 months

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Huskposting Request Guidelines

Requests are currently CLOSED!

I could probably make this more streamlined, but for now I just wanna get everything out of the way. I love writing about Husk from Hazbin Hotel, and I can write (almost) whatever sort of Huskpost you want to see from me, from sweet and fluffy to outright nasty! You can check my Masterlist post or my "irk huskposts"/"hazbin hotel husk x reader" tags to get a feel for what I do here.

I pretty much exclusively write for Husk. Of course I can include other characters as side characters, I love this whole cast, but Husk is the one my brain wants carnally right now.

Prompts don't need to be shippy! I don't mind doing angst, slice-of-life, headcanons; just give me an excuse to yell about Husk.

That said, I don't want to write any canon/canon ships with Husk for now, not even Huskerdust. I don't hate Huskerdust! I'm just a huge baby when it comes to shipping my F/Os with other canon characters when my obsession is new. Give me a year or two, and maybe some more canon. But until then, my relationship with Huskerdust will be nothing more than passive appreciation.

When it comes to Reader inserts, I'll do any gender and body type! I tend to default to GN!Reader and AFAB due to personal experience, but I'll write any identity, including trans readers. Everyone is welcome here! Husk is pansexual and gender-blind, of course he doesn't judge! I do concede that I don't possess a dick and any attempts at writing a reader with one might be inaccurate, but I'll do my best.

I'm fairly open to kinks and have no moral judgment toward anything in fiction. There may be a very small amount of kinks I won't write, and I do reserve the right to reject anything I don't feel comfortable writing, but do know that any rejections don't come with moral judgment. We're all bound by a desire to fuck an old undead cat, none of us has any right to judge anyone.

Please don't request NSFW if you're a minor. It's not like I'm going to check your ID or anything, but be respectful.

Requests may take a few days to fill, dependent on things such as motivation and schedule. Generally, my biggest writing days are Monday and Tuesday, while Sundays are pretty much off limits. (You can still send asks on Sunday! I just might not see them until later.)

Please send requests as asks! Anon asks are turned on if you'd prefer to be anonymous! DM requests are prone to being forgotten about by my flighty excuse of a brain, and replies are prone to getting buried before I can even see them.

Feel free to ask any further questions, and enjoy the Huskposting!

#irk blubbers about nothing #irk huskposts #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel husk x reader #hazbin husk x reader

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foreverambrosia · 3 months

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Omg I have a hazbin hotel f/o too!! This is a free gush pass now, I wanna hear everything about your new loveeee <3

Nice ! I'm happy you also found a special dude !

Thank you for letting me yell. Like, I just adore his look, his lil hat and suit, his snakey grin, and everything; his personality is also awesome like he is a misguided yet loving dad, he's goofy, and canonically eats pussy, he's amazing. My s/i is actually just an angel, she and him meet when after Charlie's visit to speak to the angels, Gill had listened to her and began sneaking to visit them and learn more about the demons and started helping attempt to redeem people too. Lucifer had been super reluctant, he wasn't super into being around an angel just because of his own feelings, but Charlie begged him to help show her places since he's one of two people she knows who knows a lot about the angels. Then he agrees, starts spending time with her. Gradually he warms to her, they start getting close and like lowkey feelings develop. Then when the fight happens with the hotel, the angels had realized Gill was sneaking there and captured her and brought her with them chained. But she escaped, helped the hotel, and when the angels left stayed; essentially she's like "welp fairly certain if I return they're gonna take my halo". Like, she now has good thoughts towards demons, but Lucifer also understands this that she wants to keep hold of that connection to her friends. She helps rebuild their hotel. That's where she stays, does after a bit move and live with Lucifer. She talks to him about things how it feels to be hurt by the people who they knew and feeling unable to return. They bond more. They start actively seeking each other out. They are silly fr, like they're an adorable pair. A first not actually a date outing is they walk around lu lu world, which is the theme park Lucifer created. He gifts her a rubber ducky he made while she's sneaking back and fourth and she thinks it's lovely but is unsure if she could bring it he tells her he can keep it and she can come visit it at his home. Neither knows how to start a relationship, she's inexperienced and he's rusty but it's nice when he finally confesses and they agree to go out. People know that she's fully an angel there, but she wears a hoodie to kinda cover her halo, yes it looks like she's got something floating under her hoodie, when she goes places; she'd worn it when she was hiding being an angel from people outside of the hotel, and she continues using it because lots of demons are wary of angels. When she begins dating Lucifer, some demons are super negative about that. Like at a particular point she's kidnapped because Angel took her to a club, side note she loves Angel and Husk and everyone and while she's trying to redeem them they're lovingly also corrupting her, and she's taken. She partially frees herself and after a bit of yelling about how he got the king's girlfriend kidnapped, Angel gets Lucifer to assist with freeing her also; and kinda high on being drugged she confesses to Lucifer she went a little too much into trying to be like the demons because she worried others were thinking negatively about him for loving an angel, but he reassures her. They're in love. I ADORE them. They're good.

💜💜💜

#thank you 🌸#dapper answers #romantic.lucifer morningstar

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snarkybluechristian · 5 years

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Hazbin Hotel: Yandere Alastor x Vaggie Chapter 14

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Meanwhile, Alastor and his guests arrived back in the limo.

Titoc waited upstairs while Alastor dragged Vaggie back down the hall of the basement until he arrived in front of Angel's cell.

Angel looked up from the book he was reading, stood up in surprise at seeing Vaggie bound and gagged in a lingerie dress, and yelled, "What are you doing to Vaggie?!"

“Nothing she doesn’t deserve for what she put me through today,” Alastor said as he unlocked the cell door.

Alastor opened the cell door and pushed Vaggie in. Immediately, Angel ran over and started untying Vaggie while Alastor locked the cell door and started to rant.

“I’m very disappointed in your behavior today, Vaggie,” Alastor began. “How could you?! I give you nice food. I entertain you with a musical number. I take you to my radio station. I let you make an announcement. I introduce you to your Aztec priest ancestor for crying out loud! And what do you do? You run away to the aquarium with Charlie and destroy your tracker the moment I turn my back. Then when we meet up with you offering to let the whole thing go, you force me to call on Lucifer to subdue you and Charlie! What do you have to say for yourself?!”

Angel finally untied Vaggie’s wrists allowing her to pull her gag off and yell, “Fuck you and the horse you came in on! I never asked for this! All I wanted was to go home with Charlie! I didn’t ask you to find my bastard of an ancestor, come after me, call the Devil, OR for Lucifer to open my womb for that matter! I wish you’d have let me burn! I hate you!”

Alastor’s eyes narrowed as he calmly, “If that’s the way you want to be, fine. Starting tomorrow, I’ll be cracking the whip on your wild behavior. You’ll be getting etiquette classes from Rosie first thing in the morning. I will not have such an uncivilized woman accompanying me at my auction.”

“Like Hell you are!” Vaggie retorted.

“We’ll see about that,” Alastor said turning around and slowly walking away. “Goodnight, my love. I must go attend to your grandfather.”

Vaggie grabbed the bars and glared at him until he walked out of sight. Once he was out of sight, her shallow angry breaths turned into sobs.

Vaggie felt four familiar arms wrap around her and pull her close to a soft fluffy chest.

“We were so fucking close, Angel,” Vaggie cried between sobs. “We were almost free. I’m so sorry.”

“Shhh…” Angel said rubbing her hair. “I know. It’s okay.”

Vaggie’s only response was to continue to cry harder than she had in her whole life while Angel held her.

Angel and Vaggie then made their way to the bed so Vaggie could sit down. Angel then took off his jacket and wrapped it around Vaggie’s shoulders as she continued to cry.

Vaggie eventually calmed down and started taking deep breaths. Angel rubbed her back and felt all the tension in it.

“Oh, God, doll,” Angel said in surprise. “Your back is tense. Want me to do something about it?”

“Okay,” Vaggie said emotionlessly.

“Alright,” Angel said taking the jacket from around Vaggie’s shoulders and grabbing hold of her slip catching Vaggie off-guard.

“What are you doing?” Vaggie asked in confusion.

“I’m gonna give ya a back massage. To do that, Vaggie, your back has to be bare,” Angel replied with a sympathetic look. “If you don’t want me to do it, we can just go back to cuddling.”

“No, it’s fine,” Vaggie replied lifting her arms.

Without another word, Angel pulled off Vaggie’s slip and her bra, got her to lay down on her stomach, and began massaging her back with both pairs of his arms.

In no time at all, Vaggie began to relax as Angel worked out the knots in her back.

“How did you get so good at this?” Vaggie asked.

“I always give my clients good aftercare, babe,” Angel replied as he continued his word. “And massages are the best form of aftercare there is.”

Vaggie smiled pleasantly and relaxed as Angel continued rubbing out the knots in her back. It felt wonderful after the day she had.

But as soon as Angel finished, he reflexively began sucking on Vaggie’s neck. As soon as he felt Vaggie shudder and realized what he was doing, he stopped, sat back up on the bed, and started apologizing profusely.

Angel sat up and said, “Vaggie, I’m so sorry. I’m used to doing that with my clients. I guess it was a reflex. I’m sorry...”

But instead of the angry tirade Angel was expecting, Vaggie sat up, looked at Angel, crawled over to him, and reached her face over to him until their lips connected.

Angel sat there completely taken aback as Vaggie smashed her lips against his, kissing him hard and rough.

Angel shrugged and began kissing Vaggie back wrapping both pairs of arms around her back.

Vaggie continued kissing Angel back trailing her fingers around his shoulders.

Angel started pulling down Vaggie’s underwear. Vaggie pushed Angel’s hands back up.

“Don’t want intercourse, huh?” Angel said between kisses laying Vaggie down on her back on the mattress. “Makes sense. You can get pregnant now and ya wouldn’t want me to be the father. That’s fine. We’ll just stick to some heavy petting. Don’t worry. This is on the house.”

Angel went back to kissing Vaggie as she moaned pleasantly and hugged Angel’s neck.

“You wanna keep going, hun?” Angel asked moving his hands behind Vaggie’s head.

“Yes,” Vaggie moaned. “Keep going.”

Angel smiled, gently laid Vaggie’s arms by her side, and began kissing every inch of her.

Vaggie would have lied if she said she didn’t enjoy it. Her moans slowly turned into panting as Angel finished kissing her feet.

“Are you feeling alright, Vaggie?” Angel finally asked.

“Yes, thanks,” Vaggie replied.

Angel sighed contentedly, picked up Vaggie’s bra, sat her up, and put it back on over her breasts.

As Angel was hooking her bra in the back, Vaggie wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck.

Angel finished hooking the bra, chuckled gently, and said, “Had a really rough day. Didn’t ya?”

“Understatement of the freaking century,” Vaggie said allowing herself to slide off Angel’s lap and back onto the bed so Angel could sit up.

Angel reached over to the floor, picked up Vaggie’s lingerie slip, and asked, “Do ya want your slip back? Where’d ya find it anyhow?”

“Lucifer gave it to me as a wedding present,” Vaggie said angrily. “I don’t want it…”

“Then, can I have it?” Angel asked excitedly.

Vaggie scoffed and replied, “It’s all yours, Angel.”

Angel squealed with joy as he pulled the slip over his slender body.

Vaggie chuckled to herself quietly.

“Hey, Vaggie?” Angel asked. “How do I look?”

“Like a slut,” Vaggie replied.

Angel smirked and replied, “Mission accomplished.”

Vaggie chuckled to herself even harder than before.

Angel smiled as Vaggie laughed and said, “You’ve got a sexy laugh there, doll.”

Vaggie smiled and said, “You have sexy confidence.”

Angel smiled wider, struck a pose, and said, “Why thank ya, babe!”

Vaggie laughed out loud harder than she had in days. Tears were rolling down her face, and her side began to hurt.

Angel smiled contentedly as Vaggie finally began to calm down and said, “I finally did it. I finally made you laugh.”

“Yeah,” Vaggie said catching her breath. “Yeah, you did.”

Vaggie smiled.

“And I thought you hated me,” Angel teased.

“I don’t hate you,” Vaggie admitted. “You annoy me sometimes, but I don’t hate you.”

Angel strutted over to the bed, picked up the book, picked up Vaggie, sat down, placed Vaggie on his lap, kissed her on the top of the head, and said, "Likewise, hon. You're not bad when you're not being a bitch."

Vaggie giggled lightly before she sniffled in realization.

“What’s the matter?” Angel asked.

“Charlie…” Vaggie said with tears at the corners of her eyes. “I can’t believe I just asked you to do that. I’m such a slut…”

“No, you ain’t,” Angel interrupted while lying down and holding Vaggie’s head on top of his chest fluff. “Get that out of your head right now. You ain’t no slut, Vaggie. At least, not anymore. You’re just a scared person who needs someone big and strong to tell her everything’s gonna be okay. And since Charlie’s not here, you’re making do with me. That’s all. She’ll understand.”

Vaggie sighed contentedly letting herself relax in Angel’s arms as she whispered, “You’re right. Thank you.”

Angel pulled the coat over both their bodies and asked, “Do ya want me to read some more of this book?”

“Sure,” Vaggie replied shutting her eyes.

“So, what’s the last part you remember me reading?” Angel asked.

“I fell asleep sometime when Petruchio was talking to Kate at her Dad’s house,” Vaggie replied.

“Ah, right,” Angel said before he picked up where he left off.

Vaggie laid there comfortably enjoying the funny lines of the play until Angel reached some familiar lines.

“…Women are made to bear and so are you…” Angel read out loud causing Vaggie to gasp audibly and start shaking in shock.

“Vaggie, what’s wrong?” Angel asked in concern.

“Alastor,” Vaggie stammered out. “He said that to me.”

“What?!” Angel exclaimed.

“He called me his shrew to tame,” Vaggie said fearfully.

“That fucking bastard…” Angel said angrily.

“Angel, you’ve read this play,” Vaggie interrupted anxiously. “What does Petruchio do to Kate?”

Angel sighed and said, “Petruchio wore Kate down until he finally broke her.”

Vaggie’s eyes shook fearfully and angrily as she said, “That motherfucker...”

“Agreed,” Angel replied.

Vaggie’s fear gave way to her anger as she said, “I’m not a fucking spoiled brat like this Kate bitch is. I am not letting this asshole push me around!”

“I wouldn’t expect anything less from ya, babe,” Angel said giving Vaggie another squeeze.

Vaggie relaxed on top of Angel and said, “I’ll need to know what to expect. You can keep reading now.”

Angel smiled and continued reading the play out loud until he and Vaggie fell asleep.

#hazbinhotel

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sprucedarkstache · 4 years

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UPDATE

So yeah yesterday I popped up here yelling at y’all out of the blue. I’ve been gone for a month or two for no reason so here’s an update cause why not 1. I was banned off of Tumblr because I had secretly set up an account. My mom found out because I left my tumblr page up (like a retard) while I went to a canoe race with my dad over the weekend. Surprise surprise, I was banned from here. 2. I’m accessing this via phone. My mom has time restrictions on my phone and I can only be on tumblr for a minute, so some days I post and some days I just go through my feed which shouldn’t matter much because I have such a small following. 3. More personal updates: I got a cat! Her name is Peggy Marzia Celine Schuyler, and she’s a tiny little kitten who can flatten herself to become a pancake. 4. My birthday was October 17th! I turned -censored number- this year! 5. Speaking of my birthday, my friend got me a pride hoodie at my party. I’m wearing it right now while I type this out in notes. 6. I went through all 31 endings of AHWM and I love all the new egos! 7. Except for Captain Magnum, he’s too tall. 8. I actually listened to K-12. In my opinion, it’s better than crybaby. 9. Hazbin hotel came out after many years, and I loved it so much! 10. I finally grew up and separated myself from my two toxic ex-crushes 11. Beetlejuice 12. CHASE and JJ’s Jolly Jaunts came out, freaked me out, Anti why you gotta do my boys like that 13. I’ve actually found another Ego Stan who gets my references and I’ve made him my son. His name is Heapass Ethan Grant Nemo Nestor and he looks like Tyler Joseph and Ethan Nestor got mashed up into a kid. 14. I was scrolling through images on google when I found one of @fischyplier ‘s posts, and I realized how much I missed the other brain cells and cried for an hour. 15. Y’all swines are thirsty for Damien, but I’m an intellectual who identifies as “I really wanna marry Celine because she’s a sass ball” 16. I went through ADHD testing. I still have more tests to go through, but it’s really satisfying that there’s actually action being taken about my attention issues and other problems. 17. I wrote a few original songs that I’m never gonna release because I cringed to hard at the lyrics and trashed it. 18. It’s just now dawning on me that no one is gonna read through all this and they basically only follow me for being a Stan. Listen, feel free to do that, but I have other things besides Mark. 19. Spinerella and Netossa are my babies. FITE ME 20. I’m entering myself in the #RIPthebarrel contest. I got a bass, very gay vibes and a channel. I’m good. (if you wanna subscribe, look up Neko-Chan 73. The user Moaite will pop up, and that’s me. I’ll be changing my name soon because Moaite won’t work for me) 21. This post has gone on long enough and I need to go. Memento Mori. Unus Annus

#Help me

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snarkybluechristian · 5 years

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Hazbin Hotel: Angel’s Okay Night

When Angel had finally cried all his tears, he brought Maggie to spend the night at his house since she didn’t feel like facing her family quite yet. Thankfully, he had plenty of food, spare women’s clothing, and feminine products to suit Maggie’s needs.

While she got herself ready for bed, Angel laid on the couch without moving and sipped some bootlegged alcohol to drown out his pain. Maggie had asked if she could serve him in any way “like a proper wife” and he said no every time.

“Hey, Angel?” Maggie said emerging from his room with one of his night shirts on after taking a shower. “I just figured out something important…”

Angel rolled over on the couch to face her and responded, “What?”

“We’re not actually married,” Maggie said.

“What?”

“It’s true. My parents eloped as teenagers, and they told me that they had to go sign a document in front of a judge. I asked why, and they told me that the document wasn’t valid unless it was.”

“So, what you’re sayin’ is?”

“Angel, if the document isn’t signed in the presence of a judge and a few witnesses, it isn’t valid. That means that even though we signed that document we aren’t technically married. This is still a common law marriage.”

Angel sat up on his couch and said with a sad smile, “You were always the smart one in school, Mag. Unfortunately, to my pops, it’s still a marriage. We can’t just get divorced whenever we want.”

“No,” Maggie replied sitting next to him with her diabolical smile. “Not unless there’s a good reason. What if I ‘cheated’ on you until I found someone to provide for me in your place? You could ‘cheat’ on me with your flings too to make it even. After all, we ain’t technically married. Then when I finally find true love, we can get ‘divorced.’ That way, you’ll be off the hook for me and I can be with my prince charming. You’ll be in the wedding of course.”

“I better be,” Angel muttered sarcastically under his breath before continuing. “Look, Maggie, that sounds all well and good, but you’re getting way ahead of yourself here. You’re pregnant with a Lucchese child who could possibly be my family’s heir. You’re ‘married’ to a Lucchese. I hate to break this to ya, Mag, but you’re now untouchable. Even the most enamored Casanova knows to stay away from a gangster’s moll.”

“I know that,” Maggie replied. “That’s why I’m not changin’ my name. I wrote my maiden name on the marriage certificate and that’s the one I intend to use. I ain’t wearin’ no ring either. Once the baby’s born, they’ll never know the difference…”

“It’s too risky, Mag,” Angel said more seriously.

“Ish kabibble,” Maggie said dismissively standing up and walking to Angel’s room.

“I’m serious, Maggie.”

“So am I. I’m gonna find another man, Angel. I’m not gonna force ya to be my sugar daddy. You already have to work for the mafia. You don’t have to suffer for protecting me, too. I’m goin’ to free myself.”

Angel had enough.

He got up, followed her into his room, turned her around by her shoulders, and said, “Maggie, don’t you get it? There is no freeing yourself. Not from this. If my Dad finds out that the mother of his grandson is messin’ around, he’ll go after you and then after me for making him look bad. We have to do what he says and watch each other’s backs from now on.”

Stubbornly, Maggie pulled his hands off her shoulders and said, “You’ve given up on getting away from the mob. Doesn’t mean I have to. They forced us into this. We’re part of ‘em now, but that doesn’t mean we have to live by their rules when they’re not around. Besides, I’m 17! I can mess around as much as I want!”

Then without another word, Maggie stomped over to the bathroom and slammed the door shut behind her.

“Maggie…” Angel pleaded.

“Get bent!” Maggie yelled.

“Fine!” Angel spat back as he returned to the couch, sat down, and lit a cigarette to give himself time to think and calm down.

After about ten minutes of staring at the floor, Angel’s head started clearing up, but before he could make up his mind to return to the bathroom, he heard Maggie exit the bathroom and re-enter the room and looked up to see her. Her short, brown hair was disheveled, and her face was wet with tears.

Angel smiled sympathetically while Maggie sat down next to him on the couch and leaned on him. He laid back down on the couch and let her lie on top of him while he held her. They laid like that for a few moments before Maggie broke her silence.

“I don’t want this, Angel,” Maggie said sadly as she started to cry again. “I don’t mind so much about the baby, but I can’t live like they want me to. I’m sorry. I can’t just be a housewife living in a golden cage under the mob’s constant supervision. I’ll go mad.”

“I know,” Angel replied. “I understand. That’s why I moved away.”

“I don’t want you to be under the gun for me. I don’t want to get you in trouble. I just wanna live my own life. My mother ran away and became a nurse because she didn’t want to be stuck in boring arranged marriages like her sisters. She wanted her own life. I just want the same thing. I wanna get a job so I can pull my own weight. I wanna fall in love. I wanna tie the knot with someone who’s enamored with me. I wanna live, Angel. I know you do, too. I don’t care what your father says. I’m gonna do it.”

“I know, Mag. I want you to be happy, so I won’t stop you. I won’t stop either. I’m sorry. I just ask that we be careful. Okay?”

Maggie smiled at him and stopped crying before she laughed to herself and said, “Okay. I just hope that men’ll still look at me after I give birth. I already feel disgusting.”

“Why do you say that, baby?” Angel asked while rubbing her head.

“I’m gonna be so fat,” Maggie whined. “My bubs will be full of milk and impossible to tape down. Most men like girls who’re flat-chested. I’m screwed.”

Angel laughed out loud and said, “You’ve clearly never been to a cabaret. You know how many guys stuff their bras just to look like they have breasts and how many men go wild for it?”

“I’ve been to a cabaret with you before. That doesn’t count. They’re all fags.”

“No, no, straight men went for it, too.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah, I swear to God. They had ladies with them, and they went for big bubs. You’ll be fine.”

“Thank God.”

After another minute of silence, Maggie yawned and said, “Angel, level with me here. I’m fucking crazy. Ain’t I?”

“You just now figured that out?” Angel asked sarcastically.

“You know I have a delayed reaction to things sometimes,” Maggie complained. “I just haven’t had much time to think about it, but yeah, I think I honestly have some screws loose. I mean. I willingly slept with a homosexual mobster. I’m happily carrying his child. I went with said mobster to meet his family. I yelled at a mafia don and his second-in-command. Now, I’m ‘married’ to this mobster, but I have his consent to cheat on him. God, I should be committed.”

“Yeah, you should be,” Angel teased leaning his face closer to hers. “You’re fuckin’ insane. But you know what? So am I. That’s why you’re my best friend.”

Maggie kissed him on the cheek and said, “You’re sweet.”

She shut her eyes and started dozing on top of his chest. Angel took this as a cue to put his hand between her legs.

“Angel!” Maggie yelled slapping his hand away.

“What?” Angel asked in confusion. “You said you wanted a hand job.”

“Not while I’m sleeping, moron!” Maggie said.

“You wanna go to sleep?” Angel asked while sitting up. “You’re startin’ to get cranky.”

“Sure,” Maggie said sitting up and yawning. “I’m beat.”

Without a word, Angel scooped her into his arms and started carrying her bridal style.

“Angel, what the hell are ya doing?” Maggie asked in annoyance.

“We’re ‘married,’” Angel said playfully carrying her to his bed. “Aren’t we? Isn’t carrying your wife over the threshold a tradition?”

Maggie exhaustedly moaned and said, “That’s only through the front door, moron.”

“Christ, I ain’t carryin’ you that far. You’re too heavy.”

“Up yours.”

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