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#mcr incorrect quotes
ricegrains-n-rosess · 2 years
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Gerard, chain-smoking: Living life on the edge with death on other side is the only way to live.
Mikey, taking tequila shots: You are forced to face your mortality, when you see both sides you can look at life with tears in your eyes and understand it’s worth living.
Frank, hitting a bong: Living dangerously keeps the breath in your lungs fresh. You think of life as a rollercoaster, the thrill was worth the fear and threat of endangerment. 
Ray, eating raw cookie dough: *nods solemnly* 
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4l1t3r4lm355 · 2 years
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the only romance i REALLY want to see on the media is the gay chemicals
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mortallyfamousyaya · 2 years
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mikey: Where are you going?
gerard: Hell, eventually.
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sorry about the influx of incorrect mcr quotes I've been putting on people's dash im just having some fun around here
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mychem1calbr0mance · 2 years
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mcr as things i've heard people say in my music theory class because why the fuck not
mikey: happy hatsune miku monday everyone! ray: what the fuck is that.
frank: if i had a dollar for every time i had to draw a clef in this class, i'd have enough money to buy myself a fucking yacht.
gerard: and here i thought we were friends frank: friend is a strong word for a freshman
mikey: *walks in holding a bunch of chick-fi-la bags* frank: uh, sharing is caring, y'know. mikey: ... fine you can all have ONE if you want.
ray: gerard, would you pass out the papers, please? gerard: *snatches the papers from ray* HELL yeah i LOVE passing out papers! *high fives frank* ray: L A N G U A G E .
frank: hey, ray, did you do the homework over the weekend? ray: ... there was homework over the weekend? frank: i do this every week, why is it still working?
mikey: okay, gerard, can you please go up to the board and write an e major scale? *hands gerard a marker* gerard: yeah gerard: *spends 2 minutes trying to get the lid off of the marker* ... it won't come off- ray: *takes the marker from gerard and pulls off the lid with ease* here gerard: ... what the f u -
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cyberstabbing · 2 years
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you know what, that actually checks out
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Omega: Crosshair can you sing me a lullaby?
Crosshair: Sure.
Crosshair: 🎶When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city…🎶
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weepingcashbandit · 2 years
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Danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys:
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kebuyo · 8 months
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Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?
Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.
Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!
Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!
Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!
Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫
Cherry:
Joe: Never lie again.
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Vance Having a Crush On a Quiet Reader
Vance usually hates people like you, quiet, introverted, and he surprised himself.
He tries to tell himself he doesn’t like you
He even misses multiple days of school just so he wouldn’t see you, not in a bad way, he just has such a big crush on you
but then he sees you at school one day and he can’t stop staring.
He stares so much, and sometimes he doesn’t look away when you catch him staring. He gets zoned out just thinking about you.
You’re sure Vance doesn’t like you. Maybe he just has a staring problem. he seems like the type of guy to bully people like you. But you’re wrong. Like, dead wrong.
His friends think that he has a crush on you he does but he doesn’t wanna admit it
They make fun of him for it, he doesn’t have crushes a lot.
I honestly think his friends are the type of people to yell out “Vance likes you” whenever they see you.
Overthinks asking you out a lot.
He’ll legit walk up to you ready to ask you out, and when you face him he’ll run away.
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ricegrains-n-rosess · 2 years
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“what’s your biggest fear?”
Ray: Drowning
Bob: Heights
Frank: Spiders
Gerard: Not death, but life, Prices come with living that are unexpected. To live life you must make decisions that may hurt others. To truly live is a frightening experience that not many think about too deeply, because most of us instantly fear death when the true demon is life itself.
Mikey: Gerard
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frankieroslesbian · 4 months
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The "Oh baby, here comes the sound" at the start of Give 'Em Hell, Kid was actually put there for those of us with sensory issues relating to noise as a warning so that we won't be frightened when the sound does in fact come
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mortallyfamousyaya · 2 years
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Frank: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
Ray: what the-
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Party Poison: I am an expert at picking locks, I got this
Fun Ghoul: way ahead of ya Party! *throws a large rock through the window*
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release-the-mccracken · 2 months
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Party: Here, let me try some makeup on you. Ghoul: Cruelty free? Party: Oh, yes. I'll be very gentle.
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basment-bunni · 2 months
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Do you remember when rain didn't sting? Do you remember gentle sunny days? Do you remember money? What was life like before the War?
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