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soleilnomoon · 9 months

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“the sky flashes. the sea yearns. / i myself am in hell.” — ocean vuong

// for all the lovers tied together by the red string of fate //

“horrifying, the very thought of you, / whoever you are, / future knife to my scar, / stay where you are.” — carol ann duffy

// for those destined for ill-fitted romances & endings //

“so much of love is violence. the desire / to be split open, invaded, mangled / and made new.” — erin slaughter

// for the forbidden & the star-crossed lovers //

this collab is about fighting against the rigid parameters around fate and love, no matter the odds; about taking control of one’s destiny to bring about your own desired ending, by all means necessary; about the obsession, the painful yearning, and the purest form of heartache and agony that accompanies romance. it’s about proving that you can and will do what you need to do to ensure that you get the ending you want.

♾️ hihi ♡ this is the second part to my 1.3k+ followers milestone ty to everyone that follows me & entertains my nonsense really y'all are the real mvp. i meant to do a collab eons ago but yk how life is (also my memory is terrible, as we all know). but! i am excited to present the ❥ꔛ.ﾟ༝ | it’s you, not me collab! there aren’t any rigid guidelines, just that you write something that relates to taking control of one’s destiny in regards to love/romance (or life, it’s pretty much open-ended you don’t have to take any of this literally i just like being dramatic and love a good theme).

♾️ whether you end up with a good or bad ending is completely up to you, i’m just excited to see what everyone comes up with.

♾️ the collab is open to all fandoms (anime/manga only, and if you want to write for games like genshin, honkai star rail, obey me, etc. that’s cool too). you don’t have to follow me to join, just make sure you are 18+ (mdni pls & thx) and that any character you write is adult-aged for the fic.

♾️ sfw & nsfw fics are allowed — if you decide to write dc please check my rules for what i will/won’t write and tag it appropriately. minimum word requirement is 500 words (there is no maximum, bc i’m long-winded as hell).

♾️ repeat characters are allowed.

♾️ multiple submissions are allowed.

♾️ you can write character x character, character x reader, or character x oc! whatever works for you.

♾️ send me an ask/dm of what fandom & character(s) you want to write, whether it’s sfw, nsfw, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, etc., if there’s a specific trope, au, or prompt you’ll be using, and whether your reader will have a good ending, a bad ending, or an unknown/open-ended ending.

♾️ example: hiii i'd like to write a modern au, fluff/angst fic for usopp x reader (one piece), with an unknown/open-ended ending.

♾️ deadline to join is 09/02/23. deadline to submit your fic is october/november (no real hard cutoff date tbh).

♾️ when you’re done pleaaase link/tag me in your fic (i am v nosy & want to read & reblog to promote your work 😊💕)

♾️ i’ll be tagging everything as ❥ꔛ.ﾟ༝ | iynm collab.

♾️ the masterlist.

#❥ꔛ.ﾟ༝ | iynm collab.#1.3k milestone collab #bb's first collab ok lemme olone ;-;#fic writing event #x reader event #i love all of y'all fr ✨💕

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poisonouswritings · 2 years

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BDLABDLABDLS LISTEN!!!

HOW WOULD THE M3 + RIME REACT TO A MC THAT GET'S LIKE ALL POSSESSED AND MURDER MURDER STYLE LIKE CELINA ?!?!?!?!?

*dies from lack of air*

...

*wakes up again*

If you feel cool. Pls add Tulsi, Elowen, scylla and Saaros. Thx

*goes back to being dead*

*goes to get the Astrolabe so I can traverse to the Void to pull your ass back here* *alternatively I give an undertaker birb (aka the marabou stork) the Astrolabe to go drag you back. She's a smart girl. I trust her. She may stop on the way to attack a flock of flamingos but she'll come get you eventually*

GN!Reader, Isn't Celena like,, technically dead? Isn't her soul not in her body? Wasn't that the whole thing? I actually don't even remember it's been so long but we're gonna assume you aren't dead but are possessed, love a good possession trope it's so ripe for angst, Colored Bullet Rule (Felix, Anisa, Sage, Rime, Tulsi, Elowen, Saaros, Scylla)

So what I'm picturing here is,, it's crunch time. Y'all are facing off against LoS. It's the final battle. And while you're fighting, you lose the Astrolabe. Stupid shadow tentacles knock it out of your hand, y'know? And then everything goes dark. And your partner watches you get covered in black smog. And when it fades you're,,,

Gone. The light in your eyes has been washed out. Your expression is blank. Dark magic clings to your form. I don't think you can use the Astrolabe (since there has to be some kind of pureness of heart or whatever) but you still have a sword!!

And right as your partner rushes over to check on you, you whirl around and lunge at them

Felix understands immediately what it is that's happening, and I think Rime does too, and I'm putting them together because I think they would have similar reactions (so feel free to take this as poly or not, it could be either). That reaction being immediate shock and darting out of the way, via portal or otherwise. Obviously this is a massive shock, but because they're both more magically inclined, I think they both compartmentalize and shift objectives - restraining you and finding a way to fix this.

And in that same vein, Elowen has been shown to have at least some knowledge of dark magic, so I think her reaction is also along the lines of restrain and repair. Probably having some really nasty flashbacks to what she saw of Lucan in Sage's memories (aka corrupted and attacking his loved one), so that probably doesn't help her panic.

Speaking of Lucan, it's Sage's turn at the trauma wheel!! Before this he thought his worst fear was him losing control and attacking everyone, but this is much worse. At least if he was the one possessed, someone could kill him. But it's you. He can't hurt you, he can't let anyone else hurt you, but he doesn't think anyone can stop you without risking that. And you're probably still in there, a prisoner of your own mind. Was that how it was for Lucan? For Balsam? Is he going to have to end you the same way? He feels so guilty it hurts. He takes whatever attack you throw at him because he doesn't know how to defend himself without potentially hurting you.

And on the subject of guilt, Anisa is going feral. At first she completely locks up and one of the others has to deflect your hit. She knows a little about this sort of magic but she just,,, cannot connect the dots right now. Her brain refuses to acknowledge what's happening. And between the tears streaming down her cheeks and the static buzzing in her ears, her eyes flit over to focus on the Lord of Shadows. She tells the others to pin you and grabs her Relic. This time she's killing her father.

On the topic of killing fathers, Scylla is gonna kill Escell once this is over. I don't think she can fight?? Maybe I'm misremembering (I really need to replay Felix's route some time soon) but I don't think she has significant magic and I don't think she has battle training. Could she whack ass with a pipe or something? Probably. But is she going to throw herself into a very intense magic battle? Probably not. So she's just stuck on the sidelines plotting her plan to murder Escell for working with LoS in the first place. As much as she teases him, Scylla trusts Felix's magical abilities. Or maybe she just needs so desperately for you to be okay that she'll convince herself that he can do it.

You know who else is convincing themselves here? Saaros. This isn't something they ever had written down in their journal and they don't know how to respond to it. They are freaking the fuck out and they are way too afraid to even move. And they try to convince themselves that everything will be fine because 'the stars will make it so' (that's how you always phrase it, even when they tell you that's not really how it works) because what else can they do? They feel kinda,, worthless.

Speaking of feeling worthless, you know who doesn't feel like that? Tulsi. Fuck this! Fuck this, she declares, because she's already lost her brother (even if Sage did come back, she still thought he was dead for 5 years, and she still lost Balsam) and her home and probably a lot of friends, so Gramme/LoS/Whatever The Fuck His Name Is can go choke on iron. Fuck that! Possessed!You tries to attack her and she kicks you in the gut and knocks you on your ass. She doesn't care if she has to tie you up and keep you in a basement for years until Felix and Rime can find a solution, she is not losing you. She will commit a war crime and she will stab Gramme in the dick.

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samtgold · 5 years

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adoring female celebrities bc of their looks and pretending that being hot is what makes a women strong and empowering is disgusting pretty people culture

#people be like 'i love ***** because shes so hot' but then are like 'i hate how people think kpopfans are superficial :/'#like. y'all. just admit it??????????#also everyone pretends like only men can objectify anyone and yet. most of the girls here be treating everyone like objects... yikes #listen im not against girlgroups or female idols in general but like. were being told that all that matters is their looks and then #everyone here is like 'yes!!!!! they really are pretty.'#????????????????#yall really swallow that. yall are having it. yall really buy into it.#i mean if people dont think that all that matters is a womens looks/girlyness.... then at least act like it maybe?#if people can ignore all the sexism and still enjoy girlgroups - thats actually really cool. wish i could be that positive #but i can only see all the disgusting things and..... i just cant stand it #'shes so hot and she shows so much skin and i just think thats so empowering' shut up.#like i get it. as an ugly women. i am worthless. thx for the reminder.#mypost

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mxsmwndr · 3 years

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ALL HONESTY I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WANTED PRE ZOM-Bz OR POST ZOM-Bz SO I DID BOTH LOL @theratunderthesea

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PRE APOCALYPSE:

ETHAN'S LITTLE SISTER IS AMAZING AND SHE LOVES YOU!!!! Please let me have this because I'm in love with olderbrother!Ethan ok thx

Like lil sis will take your hand and drag you upstairs almost as soon as you step foot into the household

and Ethan gets JEALOUS but he refuses to show/acknowledge it because he loves his lil sis too much to be upset and it is precious

But basically you'll just spend the entire day upstairs with her on accident playing dress up and yea party and shit

Ethan pouts after, of course

But y'all quickly make up because he literally cannot stay mad at anyone especially you

And also his family loves you

And of course your fam loves him too

your dad/paternal figure tried so hard not too, but it was impossible because Ethan is literally PERFECT and had zero flaws and he’s so sweet and precious

But like back to school and all, you go to ALL of Ethan’s baseball games

Literally all of them, no exception

And if you can't make a game you'll make an excuse, like "I have a doctor's note, leT ME GO!!!" only to have teacher respond with "(Y/n) we've been over this, you cannot write yourself a pass to leave class early because you're 'Ethan's emotional support s/o'" "BUT MR/S TEACHERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Oh also you always run into his arms after his games

And OH MY GOD Ethan blushes a hella lot

And if you kiss his cheek his face turns cherry red so you make a habit of surprising him with cheek kisses because Ethan is ADORABLE and SHY and WAY TOO PURE

But don’t get me wrong, he blushes when you hug him too

So you do it randomly bc again, HE IS ADORABLE and soft and shy and aidjdjdjdj omg

And y’all have movie nights together!!!!

It’s freaking adorable

Y’all just kinda cuddle on the couch and share a blanket while watching movies together

Cause Ethan would much rather stay in than go out tbh

And you love it

But the only problem is that he always falls asleep

Like even during scary movies or super cool action packed movies

ALSO UNRELATED BUT HE FELL ASLEEP EATING ONCE because you thought he could stay awake if he's eating but noooooooo the next thing you know he's snoring with a chip laying on his chin

And you obv took a pic

But wearing Ethan’s sweatshirts?!

Omg

His sweatshirts are SO comfy

And they smell like him so it's even betterrrrrrrrrr

And also since he's like 60000 feet tall you practically drown in them no matter what your height is and it's adorable

Um... what else?

Oh!

Ethan can cook kind of good lol

His specialty is mac and cheese

But his favorite thing to do is binge eat junk food that he bought with you in his living room

Or yours — he really just wants to cuddle on a couch with you so he’s not too picky

But yeah, Ethan is precious and you love him with your entire being

OMG YOUR FIRST KISs??

Ethan was SO hesitant

He held your cheek and whispered “can I kiss you?”

And you were like FUCK YES

It was so innocent omg

But on the contrary i feel like Ethan secretly has a dirty mind lol

Like I can imagine him laughing at some hidden meaning silently and no one notices except you and you’re like “wtf man plz just be normal for like 5 seconds”

But yeah. Ethan is all cuddles and blushes

DURING APOCALYPSE:

Oh wow

Poor babe has so much guilt, even though he couldn't do anything to save them all (family, friends, teammates, etc…)

And you remind him of this, of course, but Ethan is going through a phase of self hatred and it's rough for everyone

You're the only one who knows about it though

And maybe Harry because tbh he probably picked up on it

But that's all. Harry doesn't say anything about it, too, because it's not his place and he knows it

Anyways

You like to sneak junk food to Ethan

His eyes light up and he looks like a kid on Christmas Day

It's too cute to not do

He likes to cuddle

Sometimes he gets nightmares and will silently show up at your classroom door

No words are exchanged then, but you motion for him to lay next to you and before you know it you're big spooning your baby boy and he's snoring softly

So you smile to yourself and whisper an "I love you, Ethan" before falling asleep yourself

And you don't know it but he smiles too

And whispers “I love you too”

And then he falls asleep AGAIN while thinking of how lucky he is to have you

So yeah

Also, he promises to make a home run for you, and you can't wait to be there to witness it

Also mocking him playfully

Because again, this boy blushes WAY too easily

Um... I think that's all? Basically it's just innocent and precious and you both love it, though it would def be easier without the whole apocalypse ordeal

POST APOCALYPSE:

Everything is kind of slowed down now

Like Ethan is still hella guilty for not saving his friends (bc now he has even more friends he failed to save) but at least he has you right

Yea no

You’re great and all but Ethan is just SO mad at himself ok

So you take him outside one day

And he’s like wtf but you’re like “teach me how to play baseball” bc he promised a while back when y’all stayed in that school together

And so he does

But he is still hella confused

And you’re not to great but that’s okay because Ethan is laughing and smiling and actually looks like he’s his age instead of older like he normally does

And so it’s a tradition to play baseball together when y’all have a break

But that doesn’t mean Ethan doesn’t have bad days

But you’re there for him, and that’s all that matters

Also there’s lots of freaking cuddles omg

And sleeping together? Like not sexually but just literally sleeping because Ethan is so warm all the time he’s like a heated blanket and pillow and everything you need/want

And y’all still sneak junk foods to each other but it’s mostly you so basically you still sneak junk foods to Ethan

And it’s all good

So you’ll do this a lot when Ethan’s not feeling his best

But yeah. Y’all are precious. Like each other’s light in the dark world you live in

And of course he makes that home run he promised lol

#dangerous fellows #dfel #dfel x reader #dfel ethan #dfel harry #dangerous fellows ethan #dangerous fellows x reader #headcanon

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random-content-from-4by22 · 2 years

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A oneshot!

From Tumblr, yandere roguefort X reader ( I can't do lovesick, no idea what that is). Be aware of manipulating, kidnapping and obsessive thought

Roguefort lay in his room for who knows how long, thinking and scheming, he remembers how he met you, how the Addictive feeling of love came to him, you had been dragged to an event he was at, by who? (You decide). The conversation you both had, he could feel it was Destiny bringing him and his soulmate together. The only problem was the bloody nuisance of your family, friends and colleagues. He wanted to erase them SO BAD! Just then, he got an idea. Oh yes.... Roguefort got a sinister, sinister idea........ --------------------------------------------------------------- You have no idea how long you've been here, trapped in someone's basement, the bloody crooks had hit you in the head, telling you when you woke up that your parents had sold you away to them. But that couldnt be right, right? A sound coming from the window drew you away from your thoughts, looking over you barely had time to react before someone (or in this case, some cookie) had put a gloved hand over your mouth, using their other hand to signal you to be quiet "shhhh, I'm here to get you out" that voice...it sounded familiar, he gently grabbed your hands (which the crooks forgot to tie up) and guided you towards the window, its big enough to fit you and the new cookie out, problem is it's too high, or so you thought, the new cookie had grabbed a rope and started climbing, you followed after. 'at last, AIR!!' you though to yourself, you had no idea how long you had been down there for. Finally leaving the place you stood there, feeling the cool air and seeing the night sky, you felt at peace. " Follow me, it's not safe here with the crooks still around" the stranger said, now that you should see well again thx to the full moon, you saw who had saved you. " Roguefort cookie?" You asked, he just smirked, dipped his hat and said " at your service m'lady/ sir/ y/n" You had followed him, how were you not supposed to? He saved you from imprisonment in a basement and your parents, your very family even, had sold you down there 'oh yes' roguefort thought, his mind flashing to so many images ' everything goes according to plan' Yeeeee, finally done, sorry it took a while requester, I had to do this on Wattpad then on Tumblr cuz it was being a slight pain when I nearly finished it. Anyway, good news, now this can be found on both Tumblr AND Wattpad. Feel free to read another yandere roguefort fic I did. Good time of day/night ya y'all

#CRK #CROB #Yandere roguefort #X reader #Roguefort X reader #manipulating #Kidnapping #Obsessive #Oneshot

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ransprang · 2 years

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Hello!! Can I ask for arcane matchup? :> I'm INFP 9w8 female and I'm okay with any arcane character! I'm 5'1 ft tall with brown hair and brown eyes. I'd describe myself as happy, laid-back person who likes to get silly from time to time. Tho I can be also quite stubborn in some things, so that could cause me to seem a bit annoying.

My hobbies include drawing and playing games and I really just love any form of art.

I don't think I have a type. The person just needs to be able to handle my authentic self, and not require me to change. And needs to be able to make me laugh lol.

I really hate being ignored and being belittled. My love languages are acts of service and physical touch.

No stress if you decide not to do this tho, stay safe y'all and happy New Year !!

happy new year!! thx for the request

Your arcane match up is....JAYCE!!

- Jayce will let you lay on his lap would make funny faces at your to lighten up the mood if you’ve had a stressful day

- Jayce is cool with stubborn people since he hangs out with people like Viktor and Mel. He’s pretty diplomatic and would handle it well

- Jayce is tol boi you are smol girl. That’s kinda cute

- You could probably get Jayce into video games too since he is an overall nerd. He would probably be into games which have crafting as a part of them like certain rpgs, terraria and minecraft

yours sillily

admin san & sav

#lol jayce #jayce talis #jayce x viktor #viktor x jayce #arcane #arcane ekko #arcane league of legends #arcane lol #arcane netflix #arcane x reader #ekko #caitlyn #arcane viktor #league of legends arcane #lol arcane #lol x reader #league of legends x reader #league of legends

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pocketramblr · 3 years

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Poll Results

Alright, that’s it, i’m tired of trying to sort the answers so yall just get the big list of all the free response answers to that quiz about ofa. be aware some are less safe for work than others.

memorable ones: OfA Snickerdoodle, I’d Give It To A Cat, So You Know Vore Right?, I’m in Love With Nana, Slicey Blood Oath, and Homoerotic Sword Fight

(My answer above is how I think it did happen, not how I want it to happen.) I personally think something along the lines of a Bruce Banner Jennifer Walker blood transfusion where the OFA holder doesn’t realize they’ve passed it on until later.

a tender kiss. perhaps loving. perhaps they're dying, and i already knew that they loved me, either platonically or otherwise, and we always knew that i'd be next. perhaps they tried so hard to make sure it never happened, and perhaps that tender kiss as an apology as much as it is a gift. sure sucks to be gay i guess

Peacefully? By doing the do and making it a wonderful moment of lovemaking and passing on the future.. If we're in the middle of battle you bet your freaking butt I want them to kiss me dramatically, tell me they love me, and then yeet me away as they turn back to the fight. Ow but relationship goals.

If we're not romantic because I am obsessed with the Duo Holders ship currently, blood works fine. Ingest it or have them pressing a bloody palm into a wound of mine *shrugs* Gotta pass it along somehow

Personally, I'd rather drink blood instead of hair. It feels less gross. But I'd pass it on as hair just to fuck with my successor

Hair or blood eating, but no touchy-touchy or whatever thx.

Probably a vial of blood so it’s easy and over quick

kiss 👉👈

i would like it to be blood from an already opened wound just cause it would probably less weird, ..........but knowing my luck and because irl my sister has attempted to feed me her baby teeth by shoving it to my lips and saying "eat", thats actually how i would get ofa. ( >:/ i have almost eaten at least two teeth this way because i thought she was being nice and giving me candy )

Consider: doing one of those blood oath things where you swear to be BFFs for eternity except now you also get a quirk out of it. But lbr kissing is way more romantic and you’ve made First/Second my new OTP, so I’ll stick with that for them. <3 But also, maybe to make the kiss option more romantic First thought something more along the lines of wishing he could give ~everything he has/all of himself~ to Second which counted as including his quirk, rather than specifically about giving him the power to defeat his brother?

This is going to sound gross but all ways of transferring DNA is. Just work up a sweat and have the other party drink it. It would probably be the best tasting option which is kinda a weird thing to think about. Nvm sweat doesn't contain DNA looked it up but I don't want to delete all of this so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe a scraping of skin cells

Honestly the hair is probably the way I'd want to go. That or blood. Like just swallowing it.

Look, i know realistically it was probably some desparate on-the-brink-of-death "please defeat my brother" thing and oo, magic he gets the quirk. But consider. First's last fight with afo. Second is holding his bleeding body, crying. First gently cups Second's cheek and pulls him into a bloody kiss before dying. Second pulls himself together just long enough to flip off afo, barely resisting the urge to absolutely slaughter him, knowing he would lose. He finds his successor and trains him to the best of his ability, determined to not lose another person he cared for

I mean like dead skin cells probably dont work right? Except hair works so thats not true. So like you totally could lick someone to get OFA. Like could you imagine the whole holding your hand over someones mouth to shut them up but they lick you and they somehow wind up with your quirk, like crazy. What must have been the trial and error with this stuff cause they must have kept passing it inbetween each other to figure out its dna right. How long did it take for them to realize. Like you’re eating breakfast and theres a hair in your food like ew and why am i stronger now. Overall, comedic timing for getting a quirk would be hilarious.

My apprentice lays broken and bloody beneath me as I cradle them in my arms, crying on to an open wound on their face praying the power will be enough to save them

little bit of skin like a hang nail just like put it in a sandwich and dont thing about it

Put it in my coffee.

If I received it from Nana then I would love to have received it via eating her out~ though for passing it on to others I think I would just either spit into their mouths or shove a bleeding finger down their throat until they swallow and then run and get myself killed by AfO while taunting him with "I DON'T HAVE YOUR BROTHER'S QUIRK ANYMORE! SUCK MY NON-EXISTENT DICK YOU LOSER!"

knock me out and just inject the blood. if i have to actively think abt ingesting someone elses dna im gonna yeet myself into the ocean. to pass it on i'll just spit in a cup (or in their mouth) bc im not gonna make someone eat my hair nor is anyone getting my blood

who in their right mind would trust me with a power like ofa 💀afo just looks at me funny the quirk is his. im not a mc for a reason

Sexy battle where I’m the villain, and randomly the hero thinks “I wish I could save you”. Boom I punch them with bloody knuckles and the quirk passes to me. Now the hero has to teach me how to be good again. Also we fall in love.

You know, I always assumed I would head canon it as something romantic until canon proved me wrong But these options are so varied - I had to choose the most Dramatic (tm) one As for my actual answer: a gentle kiss with full consent from both parties

I will bite a holder as a sign of affection. There's probably some dead skin cells in the arm I can swallow by accident. They are used to this and sometimes we switch the quirk around for funsies.

You know, I spent like 10 minutes trying to think of something original here, but knowing my shit luck some bastard would spit in my drink or something and cast upon me the Curse of Bone Breaking and/or.... y’know..... AFO...........

okay this is gonna sound weird but. consider this i marry a very lovely women. we are in much love. we get attacked by evil people because she is a good hero but plot twist. i am secretly her nemisis. the attackers are my minions. i wanted her to protect me because i am very smol but. my comrades were too mean. she is nearly dead. "take this" she says. she kisses me and i am one for all. fuck, i say internally, but i dont tell her. she dies in my arms. i run and become vigilante and take down my once comrades. all is not well. i die unsatisfied. i eventually pass it onto a cat in an alleyway because they are the only one who is with me when i get hit with a back alley sniper

Blood or just like. skin. You could use nail clippers to take a bit off from a really fleshy area, like just under the nail. It's that easy

Spit in my food like an underpaid fast food worker.

i have long hair so that would not be ideal, but blood seems kinda...unsanitary, but i guess it would be better if i was 100% positive i wouldn't pass on some sort of disease. so if that could be ascertained then like a few drops of blood in a glass of water or something and then down the hatch, bam ofa passed on. i know other folks are probably typing some nsfw stuff but just. no. keep it in your pants y'all.

Blood transfusion First, pick a hospital Second, steal all their blood Third, have the previous user donate their blood to that hospital Fourth, get into a major accident and need a blood transfusion near the hospital you robbed Fifth, hope either OfA will only pass onto you bc your the intended recipient, or that no one else needs a blood transfusion Sixth, get the transfusion Seventh, steal all of the previous users blood back Eigth, return all the other stolen blood Ninth, get new identities, this crime leaves DNA everywhere Tenth, die of a blood clot due to incompatible blood types (optional)

okay realistically bleeding into a cut or a drop of blood into water and drinking it would be easiest but like... what if somehow dna could be baked into like a muffin or cookie or something... like i know when cooking with wines and stuff the alcohol cooks away and evaporates out but is that process the same for like blood? like if you baked your blood into a cookie would traces of your dna still be there? basically i want an ofa cookie (snickerdoodle preferably)

no i like my bones

drink a drop of blood. it'd go down easier than hair

Something dramatic and desperate in the heat of battle like blood or something

First of all, I think First passed OfA as he was dying entirely on accident, because Second was badly (though not critically) injured and they'd been sort of dancing around each other's feelings and doubting their own worth, so First, knowing he was dying and that his brother was a petty bitch who would probably kill Second anyway because he knows that First cared about him, kisses Second with blood on his lips and his last thoughts before dying are about how he wants Second to have the strength to survive if his brother comes after him.

If I was given the option of getting OfA, I wouldn't take it. I'm a coward and being given something like that is a death sentence.

If it was forced, probably ingesting the previous users blood, because blood is a lot easier to choke down than hair.

If I already had it and had to pass it on, I would want it to be something suitably dramatic like collapsing on the doorstep of a trusted loved one and explaining with my dying breath who killed me and why and then raising my blood covered hand to their face like I was going to caress their cheek only for them to taste blood. They cry and try to get me take it back and when I finally die they swear vengeance over my slowly cooling corpse.

Pass it on in a non-life threatening scenario where I decide I actually don’t like the weird bone breaking power a random person gave me as they were dying and wish I could pass it to someone else and through a weird set of circumstances end up accidentally cooking some of my own hair into brownies I was making because I shed like a dog and passing it to my new neighbor I came to welcome to the neighborhood.

Either drinking a glass of milk with their saliva (no icky hair taste), or an epic sharing of blood while clasping hands like knights in a noble brotherhood!

not by eating all mights long ass hair thats for sure, why did he give midoriya one of the longest ones he had, he has shorter hair right there on the back of his head. not to mention the fact of like how i would prefer to recieve it or give it away which would be just, fucking sharing a pop or something and swaping it through the backwash??? less nasty than hair and not as weird as the other options for spit which is like straight up spitting in a drink or the other persons mouth outside of kissing. if someone told me i had to eat their hair i would straight up say no thanks, cheers for the fitness glow up tho homie

I want nana 2 kiss me, on.,, the m,,,.."#*(@÷out.h pretty lady.,

Q-tip to the inside of the cheek

Those blood pacts where you slice your hands open and do a little handshake thing. Not very creative, but idk it just appeals to me

Via consumption of blood, babey

I would want it to be with a maybe maybe not homoerotic sword fight in a Wendy's parking lot, preferably while we are both being impaled on each other's swords. The sweet pain of almost dying is a very intense moment to share isn't it?

Sweet love

Hair

If it's someone cute, a kiss. Otherwise I'd probably just swallow a hair with some water.

i'd just like. spit in their water bottle. if thats not enough dna i guess licking a paper cut it is. hair is bad idwa bc it doesn't digest and can get wrapped up in things. and like. im too aroace for kissing and such

Last option, cause first is sexy as hell

okay you know what vore is, right. and you know how blood and organ transfusions work? well...

Not at all, like?? I enjoy being alive and not having my body destroyed thank you. Literally everyone with OfA died young-ish or has suffered debilitating injuries bc of it. Like Midoriya's bones are powder, and we don't even need to go into All Might's medical history. Like thanks but no thanks no freaky dna ingestion 4 me

Had a open cut from a can lid and ofa holder had an open cut. While lamenting about fins a successor.

Blood

Assuming we can bypass the rules of canon, it would be funny as fuck is OFA was passed on by intentional physical contact. So yes, a smooch for First and Second (and Second and Third) but also. Bitchslap of destiny. Nana giving her protege one last hug. All Might ruffles Mido’s hair like a dad to pass it on. I’m sure you get it

Bleeding over an open wound

lil bit of spit in a milkshake.

I hold their hand Platonically but it's summer and we're both sweaty and they're a little loopy and having weird thoughts due to dehydration and heat lmao, literally hanging around anyone for any extended period of time guarantees you accidentally ingest SOME of their dna. Dead skin cells are floating through the air ~constantly~ and if you have a friend I promise you've inhaled their dead skin cells before. Have fun with that knowledge!!

ok so like deffo a kiss, but in canon people get weird biological urges for using their quirks, like bby Toga drinking bird blood. First has had a LOT of "spit in their drink" intrusive thoughts over the years. immediately post first-kiss he is mystified that his intrusive thoughts have disappeared entirely, but then BAM it seems that second has the stockpile now, and with it, a preoccupation with vampire lore

drink from the same water bottle?

“EAT THIS!”

Pass it on by making them lick my arm because that would make them rly uncomfortable, passed to me by spiting in my 20oz Red Bull and then chugging it

#aaaand done #this was going to be like. nicely organized in a couple different ways and i still might #but out of slots for that today so

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ehbunnehsblog · 3 years

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Hello hello peeps today I will be talking about childhood trauma now before anyone thinks "wait what does Bunneh mean childhood trauma" no I am not talking about the serious childhood trauma today although if anyone has ever went through any childhood trauma I just want you to know I see you, hear you and feel you but today I am actually going to be talking about shows and such that were traumatizing to me as a child. A few years or so back Youtubers I watched were making videos on things that scared them as a kid so I got the idea from there and thought it was neat since as a kid I had plenty of things I was scared of and with that said let's get into the post. Also TW: If you are triggered by toys that move, make noise and just look creepy don't read this also I use the f word in this post so if you don't like swearing whether it be one word or multiple this post isn't for you with that said read on!

1. The THX sound

This one doesn't even need an intro if any of you have watched VHS tapes as a kid you all know what I am talking about. That annoying sound that would start movies up to show you how good the sound quality was and to kinda just get your attention to know when a movie would start. The sound did kill two birds with one stone but at what cost? I mean this scared a lotta kids lol but really I just absolutely hated this sound it always just made me so uncomfortable and creeped out.

2. Gemmy Singing Hamsters

If it sang or danced get it the hell away from me far, far away from me. This will be something you see A LOT on the list really just anything that sang and moved made me scared I think a part of it was due to the fact it sounded loud and the other part was just because of how I was afraid someone would scare me with it at night. Now I think these toys are absolutely cool but as a kid toys like this were new to me and made me creeped out I also don't remember the sound quality being amazing but It really wasn't all that bad. The toys had charm it just did vibe with me as a kid.

3. This damn singing Christmas Tree

Pardon my french I apologize but I still fucking hate it. Omg this is absolutely terrifying I am so sorry y'all had to see this. I remember one year this was downstairs I believe its eyes moved and shit and I cried! I was absolutely petrified of this damn thing no joke my dad had to take it away I think. You should see it on its side it looks creepier! Who thought this was okay? Dude I can't. I can't. I also heard this is also gemmy? Gemmy guys what's going on? Why were you guys out to get me as a wee tot? Anyways when I searched this up I was honestly still surprised this still creeped me tf out.

4. Those damn Wiggle Puppets

Like most kids growing up I loved the Wiggles, they had some awesome music and I enjoyed the colors but one day they decided these puppets were okay.

I am positively sure that everyone was creeped out and scared by these puppets. I love puppets I they are cool but these were just very creepy and unsettling I remember everytime these things came up on my screen when I was watching the wiggles VHS tapes in my bedroom I would get up get behind my bedroom door and wait until it was over. I was terrified of these things I really was its because of the eyes not that if it changed it wouldn't be creepy but because the eyes are so big and so are the mouths even though these were meant to look friendly they just didn't.

5. Robo baby

Hasbro why? Please Hasbro just, just tell me why? I don't who let this pass but I hope you make better choices now. Now lemme say this not that this isn't a good idea it's just the execution alright. This toy just creeped me out a lot because of the eyes if they came out now I think what Furby did a few years ago could work for this and make this a whole less creepier. One time I was in my older sisters bedroom and idk who or what happened but this toy was making noise and moving I think and I hoped up on the bed which btw was a bunk bed and I held onto the railing on the top bunk until my mom turned off the toy and took me out of the room. I am positively sure this toy got hidden away because it scared me badly.

6. VHS tape coming out of VCR

Sometimes late at night I wouldn't take a VHS out and so the VHS would come out and as dumb as it sounds the noise would scare me because it was just pretty loud and annoying but that's me being a dummy because I could have just took the VHS out of the VCR in the first place.

7. The puppets from Allegra's Window

Now don't get me wrong I bet Allegra's Window was a lovely series but when I was a kid I saw a video just talking about old shows and this pic unsettled me. I never watched this show but it was mostly the cat and Allegra that spooped me in this photo. Maybe one day I will actually try checking it out who knows.

8. Mrs. Goodbee Dollhouse

I just had to save the best for last. So how did this dollhouse scare me? Well as a kid I stumbled on a YouTube video that made this dollhouse look absolutely terrifying and than I thought I dreamt it to find out that this dollhouse is real but really not as creepy as the video made it seem still creepy though. I do think this dollhouse is cute but I still probably would never get it for my kids if or whenever I have kids.

I apologize if this post is short or a tad cringey I was a kid weird things scared me but there is probably a lot more things that scared me as a kid but that will be for next time. And if you have read all of this well now you can see how much I was scared of toys that moved and talked lol idk where I got it from really I just always got creeped out by them but anyways

☆with all that said if you liked this post please give me a like and a follow I post a lot about nostalgic things and I will see ya later☆

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melo-yello · 5 years

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Baking with the Wakandan Royals would include:

A/n: I've been watching a ton of baking shows lately so I've been mad inspired to write some domestic headcanons.

*I added Shuri

T'Challa

If you mention to this man you're thinking about baking he's already checking for necessary ingredients quantities and locating the measuring cups

T'Challa's need for order and a systematic approach to life can either be really helpful when you're baking or really annoying

This man takes pride in prepping the pan

I mean oiled, floured, and lined with parchment

T'Challa didn't come to play. He got a cake stuck one time and he's never been the same

I'm tellin you he's a complete ace when it comes to measurements

This man will measure, level, sift, and whisk together the dry ingredients in less than 90 seconds

"Here you go, Love." handing you the bowl and kissing your temple

He even will have the separate little glass bowls in various sizes like he stepped out of his very own cooking show

T'Challa is definitely the clean as you go type

Boi is washing dishes almost as fast you can make them

I've got that, Sweetheart." snatching up dirty bowls and taking them to the sink like clockwork

You already kno he's a stick to the recipe type of guy

You kno better than to tell him "We can just eyeball it" or end any measurement/cook time with "or so"

He will absolutely lecture you on the acute chemistry of baking

After so many times of 'sneaking' in extra pinches of 'this' and 'that' and him catching you'll be forced to put him out to stop his constant meddling

"Challa, I swear to Bast if you say one more thing about the 'balance of baking' and don't get yo ass outta this damn kitchen, Shuri will be an only child!"

He occasionally peeks back in offering his two cents before you glare at him and he slinks back to whatever he's preoccupying himself with

Once everything out of the oven and cooled you can't help but smile and bring T'Challa a goodie for all his efforts and help even if he's kinda a pain

Erik

He will 100% be minding his own business until he peeps you in the kitchen baking something

He immediately steps in to take over whether he knows what you're making or not

Deadass has slid across a counter, swiped the bowl, stuck the landing and been like "Ok Ma, what am I makin?"

Boi will even take your apron and do it smooth as hell too

The first time you thought he was trying to be freaky by grabbing ya ass and kissin all down ya neck in the kitchen but before you knew it the apron was untied and around his neck and he was stirring the bowl that was just in front of you

Growing up basically raising himself and being bounced around from relative to relative made learning to cook essential and he's a pretty damn good at it

And he knows it

Erik deadass cooks like somebody's Auntie

"Baby, lemme go ahead and do that." Is something you'll hear every step of the way

He'll just stare at the recipe for .5 seconds then be like "Do that shit, That shit right there and it'll be bland as hell!"

Erik starts off measuring but gradually shifts into eyeballing everything

He's prone to add pinches of different spices that are no where to be found in the recipe

Erik refuses to cook in silence and will always throw on one of his playlists

Y'all bop all the way from TLC to Daniel Caesar to Anderson. Paak

When all the baking is done Erik loves to humble brag about his baked treats

"Yea me and Bae, kilt that shit." Or "Oh you know, Babygirl can throw down"

That is until his cousin says something

T'Challa: "These are great."

Erik: "Damn Straight it is, T'Chump! Didn't kno my baby could FUCK it all da way up! Who you think taught her that! Who!"

M'Baku

*nervous laughter*

M'Baku has an enormous sweet tooth but can't bake to save his life

Not that hasn't tried but most of those trails ended in flames

Since then the great gorrilla has been banned from most of the palace kitchens

Naturally when you ask "Baku, help me bake some cookies."

He's a little hesitant

M'Baku tries to explain to you that his strong suit is really savory and much rather do anything

He really hates that he's not naturally good at it like most things he does (fighting, leading, flirting, etc.)

This gets him out of helping the first few times before you drag him in kitchen promising "Trust me, I can teach you. It can't be that bad."

With M'Baku's help be prepared to remake batters at least twice

He's either heavy handed or extremely light handed there's absolutely no inbetween with him

He's gonna apologize each time he messes up no matter how many times you tell him it's fine

You put him on mixing duty but he gets bored so he starts distracting you

"Oh that look absolutely scrumptious, My Love." grabbing your ass as measure out brown sugar

"That tastes amazing, My Queen." giving you bedroom eyes as he sucks your finger clean of the batter you were about to taste

"You smell like heaven, Dear Heart." nipping at your neck as you place a pan in the oven

This is also the kinda man that eats as you bake

As soon as they hit the cooling racks he's bodying half of them

Putting up high doesn't work either when your mans is 6'5" and can reach all your hiding places

Only on rare occasions do you actually have sweets to show for you efforts if you only make one batch

3 seems to be the sweet spot since M'Baku eats half of 2

He actually does pay attention when you show him how to do things correctly and each time he makes fewer mistakes and he's so proud of himself

Shuri

Shuri is allergic to anything remotely domestic. Not that its difficult she just isn't interested

Mysteriously she always has all the software updates to do when you ask "Wouldn't it be fun to help me bake something?"

"Yes, My King?!?!" Shuri yells running down the hall after a very confused T'Challa that tells back "Stop calling me that!" as the two run in the opposite direction as you

She's definitely not above making up tech tasks to get out of being forced into baking

"Oh I'd love to but I need to check... Erik's torso to make sure he's healing ok. Too bad he's shy so you can't come." She shrugs pulling Erik into lab before he can get in a word

Or "Oh yes Sergent Barnes, I do have time to look at the mechanics of each synapses of every nerve ending in your arm. This could take a while." practically tackling Bucky as he enters the lab

The only way to get her there is by treachery

"Shuri, come quick! The stan mixer is smoking you have to fix it. Or I'll never bake again." is enough to get her to bolt out of the door and into the kitchen

There's no way she can let your Double Fudge Sea Salt Pecan brownies vanish from her life

"This mixer is absolutely fine, Y/n. Don't scare me like that ev..." trailing off as she turns to see you locking the door to the kitchen

"Noooooooooooooooooooo!"

Once she finds that all exits are blocked off

Vents, windows, and personal secret passages she has installed for times like these

She starts offering 'helpful' advice to really 'expand' your baking horizions

"I'm telling you, Y/n, 1 and 1/4 teaspoons of white vinegar would really help these sweets raise to the ocassion." as she presses record and steps back

You soon learn after several batter explosions and looped videos and gifs sent across the Insta, Twitter, and Snap she can't be trusted

"Oh come on,now! How was I supposed to know it was going to do that?" Laughing as you glare at her wiping yet another batter blow up off your face

Before you accept her advice now it is questioned with "And if I add that it won't end up in my face?"

Shuri will pause then offer something else because she's no evil just mischievous

She pretends to be bored out of her mind the whole time even though she's mentally pocketing all the little steps so she can later try by herself

Every once in a while she'll hit you with an absolutely old school but completely clutch trick you've never heard of before (most likely something she picked up from cooking with Queen Mother) and you pause to look at her

Like "Where the hell did that come from?"

She just shrugs and offers some off the wall flavor combo to throw you off her trail

"Chocolate and peanut butter? Boring. How about anasis and chardonnay." genuinely curious about the combination

Shuri loves to experiment and play with structures and variables esspecially in the kitchen

So tell her your trying to make a souffle or flan and she's there automatically no plots involved or locked doors

Afters all the sweets and practical jokes are out of the oven and cooling and the doors are unlocked

Shuri takes a treat or two and hums looking satisfied with your team work "This was actually fun." mouth half full and gives you a quick hug before leaving

Ever so often she'll come of her own prompting to you wanting to be shown how to make a cookie or some other baked good

And you do but as soon as they're done

She steals like 75% of the goodies as you check some of the few left in the oven and splits them with M'Baku who was already waiting at the door and they run down the hall like small children

Always leaving a note "XOXO, Princess Shuri" and scribbled in the biggest calligraphy that is usually saved for royal documents "Thx from Great Gorrilla,M'Baku" at the scene of the crime

#black panther #erik killmonger #michael b jordan #t'challa #chadwick boseman #m'baku #winston duke #m'baku x reader #t'challa x reader #erik x reader #headcanon #black panther headcanons #baking #domestic black men #domestic wakandans #shuri #shuri x reader #letitia wright

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sunhuni · 4 years

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!!!Borger Is Back!!!

I'm back baby, I'm just not having the best time at the exact same time as being back bc I'm a Cool Guy™ 👊😎 thx depression!

Anyways enough of that. Playing the sims again and not taking it seriously bc uhhh, not fun, is extremely nice. I was gonna play today but I tried to figure out my minecraft log in for hours, adulted, and spent the whole evening rearranging my room. Being chronically ill made all that extra exhausting, I used my spoons people.

Hope all's well with y'all, I've missed this community and I'm working on making my life healthier, and my viewpoints on things healthier. I tend to make things way more difficult than they are and self sabotage, I also lie to myself a lot about myself!! Not like, in a "narcissistic" way, in the completely f***in opposite way hunnies, just to give some insight. I'm not wanting to go into details at the same time as wanting to bc triggers and such. If you'd like to know and/or feel concerned, feel free to message me. My heart bleeds on a table, it's far beyond my sleeve haha.

Love y'all ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

(credit to pixel headers: @bucketofslugs it's amazing, I really hope I'm not violating terms by using it, I probably should've asked I'm so sorry)

#borg rants #simblr #ts4 #mineblr (in progress)#minecraft

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trick-or-stab · 6 years

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Hey y'all! So this is from the contest I held earlier this month, and this fanfic is for @spiderson-peter :D I really hope you enjoy this!

Prompt: Umm I love the "Peter goes on a field trip to SI and proves his internship" trope so if u could write one of them in around 1000-1500 words that would be great!!! I don't mind what happens or how it happens but they are my fav sooo yeah thx a lot!!!!

Word Count: 1,094

Character Count: 6,061

Peter Parker was on his way to the Stark Industries. It wasn't his first time, but the jitters wouldn't die down, no matter how hard he tried. He was packing his backpack, and thoughts of seeing Mr. Stark again ran through his mind in flashes.

There wouldn't be any reporters this time, he hoped. Happy would probably be delighted to see him back. And maybe, just maybe, he could get Mr. Stark to sign his Iron Man collectible— the one that was in mint condition.

"Peter! Hey, how's yo- where did you get that collectible from, dude? That's sick! Are you gonna get him to sign it?" Ned interrupted, watching Peter hastily dump the collectible into his backpack to avoid further interrogation. Ned chuckled at the sight of a flustered Peter, and clapped him on his back approvingly. "I was just kidding, dude. Let's get going, eh? I guess Mr. Stark's getting antsy about meeting his favourite Avenger."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, Ned."

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The area was enormous. In fact, saying that it was enormous would actually be an understatement. Peter wondered if the place had a Google maps of its own, or at least a tour guide. He ran his sweaty fingers through his brown locks, hoping that he wouldn't come across as a weird fanboy when Mr. Stark took over.

The students met Happy at the entrance and needless to say, Peter's face lit up at the sight of a familiar face. Dressed sharply in a suit, Happy greeted the group with a warm smile, his eyes twinkling as soon as he recognised Peter Parker. The kid had to be protected at all costs, and his eyes darted towards the note he held in his hands. Stark better have something good planned, Happy thought.

He showed them around the widespread campus and entertained a myriad of questions from the hopeful individuals. Happy introduced the group to the major infrastructural regions, and while the rest of the students stared in awe at the magnificence of the Stark Industries, he winked at Peter, and cheekily handed him a note.

"Is that for me?" Peter asked, grasping the folded paper firmly between his fingers. Happy nodded assertively, and continued to lead the group towards an array of facilities on the campus.

Hey kid,

Meet me in my office as soon as Happy hands this to you. It will be impossible for me to come down there, but I have to discuss something important with you.

Stark.

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Peter knocked apprehensively on the flawless wooden door, and jumped back in surprise when it opened immediately.

He grinned at the sight of a posh Tony Stark, and replied, his voice suddenly cracking, "Hey Mr. Sta-"

"Kid! It's so good to see you again, and yes, this is going to be quick because I have to run to meetings after this", Tony said, and turned around to show him the one thing that he had spent months creating. He drew the velvet curtains, because he's definitely extra, and revealed the finished prototype.

"Wow."

"Kid, is it fine? Does it fulfill everything you asked for? It's taken me time, but it's everything I could have possibly added."

"Mr. Stark, I love it! It's so cool, and what's even more amazing is that you and I have matching suits now!"

Peter ran his fingers over the breathable material, unable to take his eyes away from the updated suit that Mr. Stark had designed. Tony failed to suppress his smile at Peter's words. "But Mr. Stark? What about your suit? Did you update that too? You know, after everything that happened. I don't wanna lose you, especially after that stunt in New York and-"

Crash.

Peter turned around quickly to see Tony on the ground, clutching the edge of the wooden table for dear life. He remembered his words, and gasped. "Mr. Stark, I am so sorry, I didn't realize I said it. Please, just, take a deep breath. I'm so sorry, Mr. Stark, I swear I didn't mean it, please just let me make it up to you-"

Tony simply nodded, trying to breathe deeper and at a slower rate. The kid did not realize it, and it's not his fault. He was just concerned. But nevertheless, he mentioned it. Yeah, but he wanted to take care of you, Tony.

Peter put his arm around Mr. Stark helped him sit up straight, whispering, "I just wanted you to be okay, dad." Tony looked at the Spiderling with a curious but glassy gaze. Had he really called him dad? Was he hallucinating this?

The phone rang. Tony's gaze drifted over to the telephone, fully aware of the fact that he was in no condition to answer it. Peter looked at Mr. Stark decisively, and picked up the phone.

"Hello? No, this is Peter. Peter Parker. I'm afraid he's a bit occupied at the moment. Mr. Stark will be there in some time. You can have the documents sent to his office."

Peter rang up Happy and told him about what he had accidentally done, all without mentioning 'New York'. Happy directed him through the procedures and the steps he should take, and Peter complied without cross questioning him.

A smile tugged at the ends of Tony's lips as he observed the Peter corresponding to something he wasnt trained for previously. It was clear to him that Peter would make a fantastic addition to Stark Industries, and that he truly deserved to be here.

After all that Peter had been through and had put up, he did not only deserve the internship, but also the title of being an Avenger.

Tony gave in and smiled, putting an arm around Peter and hugging him gently. "Thanks ki- son." A flustered but content Peter grinned from ear to ear, not wanting to let go of this moment.

Tony saw the silhouette of someone behind Peter and reacted immediately by putting his arm in front of the Spiderling in order to protect him. He leaned forward to see who it was and muttered quite softly, "Kid? What are you doing here?"

Peter turned his head around, contorting his face as he looked at her. "MJ?"

MJ crossed her legs to sit more comfortably and chuckled, the tip of her tongue slightly sticking out of her mouth— a sign of intense focus. Her hand movement was fluid as the pencil moved smoothly across the purposeful curves. She looked up and gave the pair a compassionate thumbs up.

"Hey guys. Sorry, I just like drawing people in crisis."

//I really hope you liked it, and remember to send me prompts in my inbox if you liked this one! :D ❤

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imaginekris · 5 years

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Hey everybody, hope you had fun today reading about Nigerian kissing or angsty boys. Now that the festivities have concluded, let's turn down the lights and get ~sappy~.

Admin 1: Kay so as usual I wasted all my energy on writing cheerful introductions so I'll try to be direct. Things in real life have been getting kinda garbagey for just about all of us lately, and having the obligation of writing for this blog is probably one of the few things keeping me afloat in this trash ocean. Knowing that I provide you all with something that makes you laugh, brightens your day, helps you feel connected to others through the bridge of a dude we know as Kris Wu; it makes sailing the rubbish seas a little easier.

From the beginning I had said that I didn't start out loving Kris when the blog began, that it had developed over the course of thinking and writing about him as a winsome buffoon. What also developed that I never really foresaw was a fondness for all of you who interact with us. I'm a mushy goof for y'all. Every single time I check the notes I'm thankful for your positive reception and joy. Getting to chitchat with followers on the Twitter is great. Even if you've never spoken to us, some of your URLs and icons I remember and recognize as cool homies.

Old followers who remember closet crying jokes, new followers who've only recently discovered our work, I'm grateful for you all. We wouldn't still be trucking along without an audience with which to share our Kris Feelings™ each day.

Oh yeah, also thank you Kris for being a person I s'pose. Good on ya, slim goon. Thx

Admin 2: Sometimes I read the messages we get over and wonder if any of my former classmates have met this measure of arbitrary success, and I determine that, no, I have truly risen, triumphant, among the masses of my hometown, borne high above the rest into an angelic light of euphoria wrought by a niche satirical blog that I write posts for at one in the morning. It is I who reigns victorious over the huddled peons; it is I who emerges as the champion. Thank each and every one of you who allows me this humble inflation of my ego and dawning knowledge of the objective Truth.

I would like to take this moment to anti-thank Kris, who daily robs my life of sense and peace. I’ve had “November Rain” stuck in my head for longer than it has existed, for that is the power of Kris, which I hate that he has. A man with a mullet has this much influence on me? A sensible adult?? Why, god. Why.

Thank you all as always and stay cool & fresh.

#not Kris #happy fifth blogiversary 💚

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ohstardust · 7 years

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Riptide

REQUEST: from myiaisthebest Can you PLEASE do an imagine about TOM GLYNN CARNEY🗣🗣🤗🤗. Can the imagine take place like you and your friends go out for the night and y'all hit house parties and clubs and then you guys where like walking the street dancing and you ended up bashing into Tom's shoulder and when u went to apologize he was with the cast of Dunkirk for a night out on the town too. And like long story short you and him end up back at his place having fun😏. Or you can make then ending however you want. Thx😘😘\

A/N: Thanks for the prompt honey! I’m trying a slightly different method, changing ‘You’ to ‘Her’ whilst retaining the ‘Y/N’ method and trying to be more descriptive so its reads more like a story than an imagine snippet. Please let me know what everyone thinks about this or if you think I should revert back.

The week had been a mess, start to finish. There were no two ways about it. The moment things were falling into place and playing out rightfully, half a dozen things would shit right all over the positivity. In the space of 5 mere days Y/N had had to dismiss 2 members of staff, spend three days without hot water in her apartment, dropped a contact lens down the toilet, stood on a very fucking offensive plug and one friend had landed herself in hospital. And that was only the half of it.

She was just about ready to lie on the floor, bang her fists and wail in frustration, something she hadn’t done since she was 3 years old. Fatigue was slipping into her bones after multiple weeks feeling like an endless cycle and she longed for something, anything, to lift her spirits even momentarily, to assure her that no, the world is not out to get you, it’s just testing you a little.

"C’mon Y/N, I think you really need to let your hair down a little, drink away the negativity, kiss a stranger. Anything. Just let loose.” Her friend pleaded with her from the other end of her telephone, adamant she was going to raise Y/N from her slump and have her enjoy herself for the evening.

Had this conversation not happened a week earlier, she’d be very inclined to refuse, snuggle into her pyjamas on the sofa, and fall asleep to a sickening romance film. Alas, this had taken place the previous week and Y/N was not one to back out of arrangements so she sighed, took a sip of wine and trudged her way to the shower in hopes the warm water would liven her up a little to actually make the effort.

Scanning the room with a drink in hand, Y/N spied the host of the party engaged in some ridiculous drinking game that had her on the verge of puking just by watching it unfold, “Tell me again how know this guy?”

“A friend of a friend... of a friend?”

“Oh, well that sure eases my mind, thanks for that,” She replied, rolling her eyes at her grinning best friend. As her eyes trailed the room she saw the remainder of her friends engaged in conversations with multiple guys and smiled at the enjoyment.

“Stop being a grump and drink up.”

“Trust me, I’m gonna have to if I’m staying here.” She threw back the rest of her drink before heading to the kitchen to refill. She definitely wasn’t drunk enough for this.

“Did you put a double measure in this? Fucking Jesus Christ.” Her throat burned with the intense taste of vodka and it erupted a short coughing spate from the oldest girl. She’d naively allowed her friends to mix her drinks for the last 2 house parties and she was quick to realise that they’d all colluded to get her as intoxicated as they figured she could handle. At least they had a limit. A limit she had definitely not hit yet.

“Course I did babe, keep drinking.” One of the girls called out, dancing wildly with a group of guys she’d been conversing with for the past half hour.

Y/N started to join in with the group, dancing to Major Lazer, one hand running through her hair and the other raised in the air clutching a cup. Maybe her friends were right, she did need to let her hair down.

“Are we heading to a club anytime soon? I’m ready for a drink that isn’t smart price or value vodka.” Laughter bubbled in her throat as she recalled all the drinks she sailed through with really terrible spirits that probably have the same effect on her insides as a bottle of turpentine would.

“Just wait for this one to stop with the public indecency act and we should be good to go.” Y/B/F/N thumbed in the direction of the rest of the group when one of the girls were grinding on the host.

“Can’t take her anywhere,” She grumbled, “I’ll be outside babe, I need some air.” She stumbled her way through the moving throng of party occupants until she reached the front door, pushing past couples in various states of sobriety.

The air was cool on the young woman’s skin, the breeze toning down the temperature on her flustered cheeks and allowed her to breathe easier than she had been able to inside. The drink in her hand had started to warm up but she didn’t hesitate to continue sipping it until the cup was empty. A moment or two later, one of other girls joined her on the front wall, handing her a small mix of amaretto and coke before taking a seat next to her.

“One for the road,” the girl giggled, resting her head on Y/N’s shoulder, causing the latter to snort into her drink.

“Why is everything so funny when you’re drunk?” Y/N began laughing uncontrollably, following her friends gaze at the sky and stared at the stars until she calmed herself down.

“Because this godawful shit makes you happier, heaven knows why but it does.”

The drink was cleared before the other’s girls filed out of the house singing Vance Joy’s ‘Riptide’ and she couldn’t help the grin as the group danced their way out of front garden into the street.

Oh, and they come unstuck

The five girls all crooned their way up the road, thankful that the last house party they had attended was virtually in the town leaving very little walking to be had.

I just wanna, I just wanna know If you’re gonna, if you’re gonna stay

“I knew she’d get on board with this song,” one of the girls muttered to the others, laughing at the two girls dancing and singing just ahead of them, “YES Y/N, keep going girl!”

I just gotta, I just gotta know I can’t have it, I can’t have it any other way I swear she’s destined for the screen Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you’ve ever seen, oh

Y/N grabbed the girls hand, pulled her close before she spun her outwards and the came close together again. As the other girl reversed the move on Y/N, she spun back and collided with another body.

“Bloody hell, I’m so so sor-“ The older girl turned herself around and straightened up, her sentence cut short as she caught sight of the group of men stood before her, ‘-rry.” The girls behind her, despite being just as stunned, snickered at the behaviour of their friend.

“Oh no, don’t worry about it, it looks like you were having fun.” The younger blonde boy answered, a grin playing on his lips.

“I should have been more careful though.”

“Honestly, it’s fine. I’m Tom by the way, these are my mates Fionn, Jack, Harry & Aneurin.” He gestured to the group just behind him, their hands raising in acknowledgement.

“Oh hi,” Y/N blushed at the sight, she vaguely knew their faces from the latest film she’d caught at the cinema, the only recreational thing she’d done in the past month, “I’m Y/N and these are my friends.” She began to name the girls before she boldly asked the guys if they were free, inviting them to join their evening.

“We’d love to, lead the way ladies.” Harry smirked after he’s glanced at his friends for agreement, his hand gestured in the direction they had been walking and the ten of them set off.

“Stop looking at me like that, Thomas.” His arm was propped on the bar, chin rested on his hand whilst he looked at the woman with a drunken grin, eyes solely focused on her. She playfully smacked his shoulder, laughing in embarrassment as she took a sip of her drink through her straw. He couldn’t help but swallow hard at the sight, feeling like a teenage boy all over again, he was absolutely enticed by her.

The pair had already spent the past hour and three quarters dancing with their friends, feeling ridiculous but hot under the intense gaze of each other, the attraction had sparked the attention of a few others, mostly Harry & Jack who couldn’t help but throw their two pence worth in and danced so close to Y/N & Tom that they were all but forced to stand virtually in the other’s skin.

The heat was becoming almost unbearable and Y/N had told Tom that she was going to freshen up in the bathroom before heading over to the bar. Upon her return, her face lit up at the sight of the man stood at the bar with fresh drinks for them both. He handed over the cash and took a seat in a more secluded area.

“You’re just lovely, I can’t help it. So pretty.” Tom’s right hand lightly traced the side of her jaw and he curiously watched her reaction to his touch, her eyes fluttered shut, a male touch long forgotten to her. She craved the feeling of another body. And right now, she wanted Tom more than anything she’d wanted for a long time.

“I’ve been having the worst week, actually it’s been a pretty shitty month. I can’t help but think that it may have been worth it to have one enjoyable night like tonight though. To meet you, and spend time with you.” She clarified. She had been acutely aware how vulnerable she had allowed herself to be, not just through alcohol, but through being honest.

Y/N leant forward so her voice would be audible to him without shouting over the music, “Please tell me I can kiss you?” she warily asked, her liquid confidence started to wane under the scrutiny of this beautiful man before her.

“I thought you’d never ask.” She lightly pulled back, looked between his eyes and his lips before leaning forward once again and pressed her lips to his, so softly to begin with. As soon as they connected, she suddenly remembered the incredible feeling of a lover, someone to hold, kiss, touch, something she’d craved for the past 3 years since her previous relationship had terminated.

Their passion started to intensify in their kiss, the unusually shy pair became increasingly more bold, hands cradled each others heads as they lost themselves in the other. They were a collision of caressing tongues, lip bites and hot breath undetectable to the thumping sounds in the club. Tom detached himself for a moment, chest heaving with a lazy smile as he watched the strobe lighting bouncing off the features of the woman before him.

His thumb lightly ran over her bottom lip before pressing a light kiss there, “I’m sorry if this is incredibly forward but can I take you home?”

Understanding the full extent of his words, her eyes swept the dancefloor for her friends, all tangled up in various bodies, some of which were definitely Tom’s friends. Her gaze came back to rest on Tom’s face. She gave a light nod and rested her hands on his hips, stroking the skin just below his t-shirt with her thumbs.

“Please,” She mouthed, “take me home.”

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Day 9: Immunity Challenge Results

For this round, we had music videos, and the players have been working VERY hard over the last 48 hours to submit their videos, but FIRST let’s meet our judges:

Jess, Asya, Jones, Alyssa and Nicole!!!! #Feminism

Jess’ Intro:

Hey guys! my name is Jess or as some people like to call me "Alyssa's Shadow". I'm excited for my wig to be snatched with your videos! Good luck and DON'T fuck it up.

Asya’s Intro:

Stream Wasteland, Baby! by Hozier

Jones’ Intro:

my wig

Alyssa’s Intro:

Hey y'all! It's me ya girl. I just realized it's actually really cool that I'm judging cuz I just won the last TS season wowza! Okay anyway I'm a really harsh judge so blow me away or everyone is getting 0s thx xoxo mwah

Nicole’s Intro:

Hi everyone! My name is Nicole! I decided to give Johnny the full liberty of writing my intro and he’s going to have a blast with it!! I like long walks on the beach except when it’s hot outside, making fun of Jared’s fake eye patch and being a LEGEND and winning a high quality Tumblr Survivor season @micahel SOOOOOOOOO let’s get some good videos in YAW YEET

And now for the videos:

Pennekamp Dragons:

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“Sometimes our home is able to shape who we are. Not everyone lives the same, and because of that we are all different, but that’s okay. We all have pride in who we are, and where we live gives us that pride.”

Jess: Creativity: 7.5 Comments: Honestly this was a super cute idea. Ryan can I come over?! From the “Cribs theme” to the “milk shake” (such a waste BTW).... y’all BROUGHT IT. General Cohesiveness: 6 Honestly if there wasn’t that one dude with this camera vertically this would have been FLAWLESS. Although he has cute kids so I won't take off too many points here. Humor/Enjoyability: 7 I kind of wished EVERYONE brought it in the humour category BUT this shit was ENJOYABLE to watch. Relation to Theme: 8 You guys killed the theme. I felt at home. Total Score: 28.5/40

Asya: Creativity: 6/10. Cohesiveness: 1/10. Everyone had something different going on with the only theme being you were in houses. Humor: 5/10. Relation to theme: 2/10. The song wasn’t the absolute best for hometown pride. I saw the outside of one persons house. Idk. Total Score: 14/40

Jones: Creativity - 8/10 - Y'all had a shit ton of fun with this video and i'm so happy about it. You guys really killed it in the creativity portion, but I feel some of the tribe brought more to the table than the rest. Isaac I hope you didn't burn your house down. General Cohesiveness of Video - 7/10 - For the most part it's pretty cohesive except for the people who shot vertically, but besides that y'all did good Humor/Enjoyability - 7/10 - again, it felt like y'all had a good time, and it shows. I loved everything from Ryan's MTV spoof to Isaac deepthroating a banana. AND MARK YOUR KIDS ARE SO CUTE OMG Relation to Theme (Hometown Pride) - 8/10 - tbh of the three tribes, I feel like you guys shined the most when it came to theme. Great job!! Total Score: 30/40

Alyssa: Creativity: 6/10 General Cohesiveness: 8/10 Humor/Enjoyability: 8/10 Relation to Theme: 9/10 Okay I ADORED this video. The children? Wholesome. The dog stuffed animal on Fire? A huge ass mood. Pouring a drink on your head? Yes. I just felt like this tribe had an A M A Z I N G, really fucking fun time doing this challenge and to me that’s what this challenge is A L L about. Excellent job guys!!! Total Score: 31/40

Nicole: Creativity: 6/10. That was fun but I am confusion Cohesiveness: 7/10. I'll say what I said to the other judges: I love you all but...it kind of felt like I was watching a bunch of single parents not know what to do when their kids were at school. Humor: 8/10- Isaac are you okay... Relation to theme: 7/10. I mean...I get it. The cribs thing made more sense. The kids were cute but nobody was singing except for two of you so wyd. Total Score: 28/40

Overall Score: 131.5/200

Robinson Riptides:

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“This season of Tumblr Survivor is set in Manhattan Beach, California, so what better way to celebrate it than with this song? Even though Katy sings about all of California, specific cities like L.A. and the neighborhoods in it are given a shoutout, which fit the hometown pride theme as it’s geared towards L.A. in general. As the song describes, it’s a fun place to be and those who live there have a lot of pride in it.”

Jess: Creativity: 4. Nothing was super creative about this video? Also.. who still has their Christmas Tree up in MARCH?! General Cohesiveness: 5 Honestly, there was SOME cohesion here but not enough to “WOW” me. Humor/Enjoyability: 5.5 Jake.. you stole the show here. I enjoyed your parts the MOST and you brought it. I REALLY hope your ass doesn’t get a cold though. Relation to Theme: 6 Honestly you guys did amazing in that category. Jake you really committed to the THEME and it SHOWED. Total Score: 20.5/40

Asya: Creativity: 2/10. Nothing really jumped out at me. Cohesiveness: 5/10. There wasn’t much to go off of but for the most part everyone had the same instinct to just lip sync. Humor: 4/10. Some of it was maybe a little accidental I think. Relation to theme: 7/10. The song choice made sense even tho almost everyone was surrounded by show. There were shots that took place outside and near what I assume are like places of business so that’s cool. Total Score: 18/40

Jones: Creativity - 4/10 - Jake (and Andreas I think?) are the only ones that really stole the show for me tbh. They had a lot of fun with it but I don't feel like everyone else brought it. General Cohesiveness of Video - 5/10 - you guys are pretty cohesive in terms of camera work. But some of the parts when you guys are lip syncing is off. but also I feel like there was a lot of uneven editing? Towards the end it was like,, only Jake. No one else showed up as much as he did. Humor/Enjoyability - 5/10 - Jake please get a jacket. I loved what you did but holy shit are you ok? Andreas and Jake were the ones that really like,, brought humor to this tbh. Relation to Theme (Hometown Pride) - 5/10 - The only person to really work in the theme of the video was, again, Jake. everything else just felt like a regular lip sync. I love y'all but this made me upsetti spaghetti. Total Score: 19/40

Alyssa: Creativity: 6/10 General Cohesiveness: 5/10 Humor/Enjoyability: 6/10 Relation to Theme: 1/10 Alright guys... I love y’all to fucking DEATH. BUt— editing, I felt like I was staring at some people straight up for 30 seconds, which isn’t the way of the music video challenge. Also I had to hit you guys hard with relation to theme. Maybe it was part of the humor, but obviously none of y’all are from California. It just doesn’t fit the theme I’m sorry loves!! Total Score: 18/40

Nicole: Creativity: 5/10. It was alright in the creativity department, I kind of hate this song but...I won't hold it against you. Cohesiveness: 4/10. You all seemed kind of uh...unenthused to be there. Humor: 3/10. I think I was more confused than amused.....honestly. Relation to theme: 7/10. Yes. Total Score: 19/40

Overall Score: 94.5/200

Pacific Panthers:

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“This was the editors first time editing a video so please don’t judge too harshly for that. The one vertical shot was shot horizontal but it got fucked up somehow. Thanks for watching!”

Jess: Creativity: 5 Comments: Y’all had some dance moves? Creativity wise? There wasn’t too much there? General Cohesiveness: 7 Honestly, I think out of all 3 groups it seems like MOST of your tribe particpated comp which is AMAZING. This video kind of flowed well. It was CUTE. Humor/Enjoyability: 6.5 I enjoyed the humour in this! It was super enjoyable to watch. Dani twirls, someone falling, a sword? What more can you ask for in the humour department? Relation to Theme: 6.5 I mean.. the song did say “home”. I liked the touch with the calendar. I’m not too sure anything else really jumped out really. Total Score: 25/40

Asya: Creativity: 4/10. I thought the opening with the calendar was really neat but that was about it. Cohesiveness: 7/10. All of you had matching enthusiasm and that’s good enough for me. Humor: 4/10. Relation to theme: 7/10. I liked that song choice a lot. The part where someone was out on the sidewalk of like a strip mall was really cute and more of what I wanted to see in this. Total Score: 22/40

Jones: Creativity - 6/10 - y'all this was so cute. I really appreciated it. but again it's one of those things where I feel like more could be done. The song is very cute btw <3 General Cohesiveness of Video - 8/10 - pretty cohesive tbh!! not a lot was like,, done wrong or anything lmao. and whoever did the editing did a good job for the first time!! Humor/Enjoyability - 7/10 - Y'ALL AGAIN THIS WAS SO CUTE from the calender stuff to just the general dancing and having fun, I really appreciated it :D Relation to Theme (Hometown Pride) - 6/10 - y'all I really appreciated this, but there wasn't much of a theme? I know Dan brought a lot for a theme and whatnot, but it was an overall v cute video with not much of a theme. Total Score: 27/40

Alyssa: Creativity: 5/10 General Cohesiveness: 7/10 Humor/Enjoyability: 4/10 Relation to Theme: 6/10 Okay friends SO. I ADORE the song choice. Love ending the video with that iconic fall. The song choice was amazing but having watched Pennekamp’s video.... y’all just don’t match up, I’m sorry! I was so excited when this first started for some bomb ass editing but wound up disappointed with what was actually produced. Love y’all and best of luck!!! Total Score: 22/40

Nicole: Creativity: 5/10. I mean...it was a little creative. You seemed to put in a bit of effort bc you added some small slides of other things besides yourselves. Nice guitar too. There was definitely more effort put in by two of you than others. Cohesiveness: 4/10. The vertical video really annoyed me I'm not gonna lie, like if it was vertical and they were turned the right way it it would annoy me less BUT because you guys did all that editing and then couldn't even flip the video the right way...makes me very upsetti spaghetti. Humor: 5/10- It wasn't funny at all but I don't think that's what you were shooting for. SINCE it was in the criteria, it should have been funnier though. Relation to theme: 6/10. You guys said the word home and showed a calendar. I assume the snapchat was you "at home". But there was nothing than that. Total Score: 20/40

Overall Score: 116/200 +5 for Reward = 121/200

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Which means Congratulations Pennekamp and Pacific! You guys are BOTH safe from tribal council. As for Robinson, you have nothing but a date with Trace and Johnny at tribal council tomorrow night, where one of you will become the third person voted out of Tumblr Survivor: Manhattan Beach! Tribal Council will take place tomorrow night, Monday, March 11th at 10pm EST. We will see you there!

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