random student: What’s the most attractive thing about the marauders?
Regulus: Potter.
Dorcas: McKinnon.
Pandora: Evans.
Regulus: They were asking about Potter, Lupin, and Pettigrew.
Pandora: You forgot your brother.
Regulus: No I didn’t.
Barty: Hey what’s going on?
Dorcas: We’re talking about the most attractive part of the marauders.
Evan: Oh that’s easy it’s-
Barty: Yeah, it’s obvious it’s-
Evan: Pettigrew.
Barty: Pettigrew.
student:
Regulus:
Dorcas:
Pandora:
Barty: What?
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@hpsaffics feb 2+3 - "poor thing" - 441 words - cw: nsfw! light sub/dom, edging, limb restraints, blindfolded
“Aww, poor thing, aren’t you?” Lily coos as she takes the vibrator away.
Pandora sobs, tears probably seeping into the silk eye mask, chest hiccupping and limbs wildly thrashing in their bounds against the bedposts. She whines in protest, pitifully unsatisfied and pulled right back from the orgasm that’d been cresting. Or, well, the fourth one. Almost-orgasm, that is.
Lily’s been edging her for almost an hour now and she makes sure to not let up on all the stimulation as she keeps thrusting the strap into her sweetly trembling body. It’s a slow pace but her hips are rolling deep, helpless to grind her own cunt into the back end of the silicone.
She smoothes up the inside of Pandora’s smooth tan thighs, feeling the soft dusting of hair tickle against her palms. There’s a sting in Lily’s lower back starting to manifest that tells her to round up in the next 15 minutes or she’ll be groaning and walking stiff as a 70 year old at the office tomorrow.
Lily hums and bends forward, still inside Pandora, to take one of her brown-rosy nipples into her mouth.
The other woman cries out in pleasure, “Lil– ah, Lily!”
“One more, sweets,” Lily mumbles around a mouthful of tit, lavishing her tongue, hallowing her cheeks and then sucking off with a harsh noise that makes Pandora throw her head back with gritted teeth, “Just one more, I promise.”
“Please,” she pleads between pants, hands clenching like she desperately wants to hold onto something. Lily, maybe.
“You’re being so good for me, honey.” Lily praises, lifting a hand to give Pandora’s wet cheek a soft stroke.
The blonde tilts her face into the gesture with a whine.
Lily bites down on her lip, “You like being good for me? Letting me play, baby?”
Pandora nods frantically, almost dislodging her mask.
Lily’s lips tug at the corners at her ruined state and without pulling away from the sweet caress she uses her other hand to give a firm tap to her slick, swollen pussy.
The noise Pandora makes is so indecent Lily could cry.
She does groan however and she does it again before she can help herself.
Pandora sobs loudly, moaning and hips twitching in search of friction. “More– please, please, please. Again, Lily, wanna– uhn.” She breaks off when Lily’s fingers come down over her neglected clit again. “Mngh, fuck. Fuck me, Lily, please. Please, I need’ta cum, I—”
Lily takes a nip at Pandora’s breast, teeth grazing the hardened nub and then the vibrator is pressed back to her girlfriend’s cunt mercilessly as she thrusts into her with renewed vigor.
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pandora rosier, the "witch" of the town, is actually a really unorganised mythology researcher with the motivation to test the ancient rituals to see if they actually worked
lily evans, the florist of the town, recently inherited the "Flowers & Groceries" shop from her dad and is discovering some stuff about herself.
the witch likes to pay the florist a visit every two days and making weird flower requests every now and then for "scientific reasons"
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Random Marauders Headcanons
pt. 1
James: started writing “siriusly” as a joke back in year 1 and now has to pause every time before writing “seriously” correctly
Sirius: loves house plants. can’t keep one alive for shit
Remus: doesn’t like ice cream. texture issues. “weird consistency, I’m not putting pseudo-solidified cheese in my mouth”. (fine with ice lollies)
Peter: his favorite number is 3 and made it a core personality trait
Mary: oldest of 3 (two boys)
Lily: thought she didn’t want kids until she got pregnant. Marlene would always help her with the 1st years after she was made prefect, she couldn’t deal with them
Marlene: sleeps with socks on
Regulus: gives the best presents ever. he’s too observant for his own good. it’s creepy sometimes
Barty: teaches Regulus Italian. Regulus teaches him French (tries)
Evan: wears dress robes even on off days
Dorcas: loathes warm weather. winter supremacist
Pandora: has a crow plushie her dad gave her when she was a kid (Lestrange family emblem) and sleeps with it still
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alternate universe criminal jegulus; their line of work was dangerous, they were constantly getting hurt, especially regulus who kept risking his life and james was tired of it
james, cleaning his wounds : please stop getting shot, it stresses me out
regulus, sarcastically : oh, well, if YOU don't like it
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Marauders era characters and their go to pose in photos:
James: finger guns and wide smiles!!! loves having 0.5x pictures taken of him and laughs the hardest at them
Sirius: peace signs!! and pictures kissing Remus
Peter: Heart hands 🫶 (the millenial ones). The most memeable marauder cause he always looks so calm next to James and Sirius in photos.
Remus: Probably hiding behind a book cause he feels too awkward and doesn't like people taking photos of him (sirius' whole camera roll is just him trying to hide from the camera)
Lily: kissing people's cheeks!!
Marlene: chad face and one normal photo she uses as a pfp and on official paperwork and stuff
Mary: sunglasses and an idgaf face but shes giggly inside
Pandora: soft smile or unhinged laughter, there is no in between
Dorcas: the only sane normal one, she does not have a single bad photo EVER. You could shove a camera at her from the most unflattering angle and she'd still look like a goddess.
Barty: fanning his face with fake money
Evan: dramatic swooning
Regulus: Flipping off the camera to hide his face
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