Overprotective Ron and Hermoine
Thinking of Ron and Hermoine being so overprotective over Harry after the war. No one even dares to crowd around Harry, not when the two other part of the golden trio started brandishing their wands around as if they were knives that they could just use to stab someone.
(They could, and they would. No one really dared to know because they've seen the two fight in the war; Harry has morals stopping him from doing things, but the two? They seemed to lost it after watching their Harry trying to fight to live and to save their world.)
Once, someone tried ambusing Harry to talk to him (when others say that he was so protected, it was not a lie). It was someone (coughFudgecough) who wants Harry to support him in his political agenda. Unfortunately, when the emerald-eyed boy denied the man, he started shouting at him and even dared to cast a spell towards his direction.
Very furious about what the man tried to do, both Ron and Hermoine started casting every (legal and borderline illegal) curses and spells that they could think of. A few of the witnesses even swore that they saw Hermoine cast a crucio towards the foolish man, but they aren't really willing to do so in court.
(They believe that the man coughFudgecough deserves it.)
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Imagine a little Hermione reading novels that have the found-family-trope and thinking that it was dumb, nobody had friends who cared about them as much as family, that these novels were trash and just turning her back on fiction
Cut to Hermoine at the end of her first year, looking at these two idiot boys and thinking maybe the books weren't lying
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Tell me what blessings I have here alive, that I should fear to die?
Hermione, The Winter's Tale
Hero in Much Ado About Nothing says so little after being accused of being unfaithful. Hermione says so much, and all of it breaks your heart.
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Why I Don't Acknowledge Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Okay, let's get this clear. Dumbledore and Grindelwald being lovers is more canon than that mistake of a book.
I did not devote my childhood to seven books for the eighth one to be more terrible than ketchup on maggi.
I did not obsess over the fact that there is one book for every horcrux mah man voldy made for the eighth book to strut in and avada kedavra me.
I did not obsess over Vernon and his terrible parenthood to see Harry become him.
And so, I welcome you to the first ever Harry Potter rant on this blog.
Albus Severus Potter
So I opened the cursed child book and saw the most cursed thing of all- that name. Why I hate severus snape is a whole other rant for another day, but I understand why the series ended with Harry fangirling around him.
Nevertheless, that potions professor was the dude who low key simped for Harry's mom. He was the guy who mocked Hermione for knowing answers to questions. The dude bullied a boy who had parents admitted in the hospital, and the side that he supported was the very reason they were in that state. So ye, Snape was great and all but I feel like adult Harry would not have named a kid after him.
I'm not exactly anti-Dumbledore and he was a father figure for Harry, so imma leave that alone, but I'm pretty sure naming a kid Albus Severus Potter borders on child abuse.
Harry's Parenting
Another thing I refuse to believe is that Harry James Potter, the spokesperson of childhood trauma, would allow himself to have a poor relationship with his child. I cannot allow that kind of thing in my Harry Potter memories.
Somehow, from what I read, I also got the feeling that harry becomes a grumpy middle aged man, and seeing my favourite character, the Mirror of Erised to my childhood become whatever ungodly persona the book resembled is heartbreaking.
The thing that made us all like Harry was how teenager-like he was. He went through some terrible stuff, but yet we had happy moments, where Harry was just a 14 year old with his friends. I mean- Harry did, after all, teach a class the ministry was against in a secret society he was the head of to defy an institution (very gen Z) and kiss a girl all in one chapter.
The Potter Household
I feel like Ginny, who was the youngest of 7 kids would want an only child.
Harry, who grew up all alone, would want more kids.
So the best that they would settle for would be 2 children. That's it. For some reason I find the idea of 3 kids in the potter household unsettling.
It is horrifying to see Ginny, a smart, athletic, brave girl have the most successful quidditch career and retire at 22 to become a reporter. It is (apart from the entire book) the most disappointing thing JK made canon. Somehow Cursed child was able to condense all the things wrong about movie!Ginny into one book.
The household is also extremely Harry-centric. We've got James Sirius Potter, and Albus Severus Potter, and Lilly Luna Potter. It somehow feels like Ginny had no role whatsoever in naming the children. I would have loved to see a Fred Potter in place of the sinful Albus Severus. Bonus points for a Lilly Minerva Potter.
Harry spent his entire life being 'The Harry Potter' and the Weasleys were his forever family. I feel like after their marriage, he would have changed his surname instead. A Weasley-Potter household is the one thing we all asked for.
All I ever wanted was a Harry Weasley married to star quidditch player Ginny Weasley, with James Sirius Weasley, Fred Weasley, and Lilly Minerva Weasley, a happy family without communication issues.
Is that too much to ask for?
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*Post- Hogwarts War/Eighth Year*
Harry subtle as a troll Potter: Malfoy's late.
Hermoine absolutely done with this idiot Granger: Oh for Merlin's sake!
Harry, raising his hands defensively: What?! I'm just saying!
Hermoine, packing her things: I can not do this ANOTHER year!
Ron clueless as heck Weasley: You're skipping class? Bloody hell!
Hermoine, already at the door: Until Harry snogs the shit out of Malfoy, this is how it will be.
Ron, choking on air: WHAT?!
Harry, blushing like an idiot: WHAT?!
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